#sorry not arthur lester

[potato-lord-but-not]

everybody wants to be my enemy

[mikonez]

the cold calculated demeanor of someone not to fuck with

(no text ver under the cut!)

[nikoisme]

Another one HAHA

[critter-wizard]

"tenderly......"

[izel-scribbles]

I wanna stop it but like it too much to let it stop here  It's wrong but I want you tonight

hm well this is embarassing. irls look away pls

[godwaltz]

"you've got a job to do!"

[fishonable]

eye guys 🔥🔥🔥

[samglyph]

Careful boys, you’ve got a tail.

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[fantyella]

I made this ages ago but i was going through my spotify again and i figured id share it here cause I still think its funny asf

[irate-iguana]

Straight friend groups are like *blonde girl* *brunette girl* *frat boy* *blond guy* *the funny one*

Queer friend groups are like *ex-musician and survival cannibal who god won’t let die* *fragment of an eldritch god discovering the power of love* *search engine skull with obfuscated motives* *owl*

[potato-lord-but-not]

HALLOWEEN TIME BB

[mikonez]

"I got my sin and you got your sorrow They're born from the din and come out at night"

alt versions under the cut!!

[murderandcoffee]

gonna name my newborn daughter faroe and enroll her in swim lessons as soon as possible in order to assert dominance over arthur lester

[arthur-lesters-right-arm]

Yes 33 is not old and not even middle aged but John has literally been around for millennia so I'd say that's pretty fuckin old so your honour together by proxy they are old man yaoi

[tobibius]

way too much effort for the payoff of that last page. enjoy lmao

[pisscentral]

i don’t know what the offical ship name is for a poly ship between John, Arthur, and Oscar, OR if there even is one

but it better fucking be “The Father, The Son, and The Holy Spirit” or else i’m going to get tapeworms on purpose