#sorry ladies I'm gay

[acelessthan3]

Man, pornbot problem so bad they started following me on snap and Instagram too

[dealinquent]

did anyone else notice the changes to Rio's appearance in the finale. when she came for Nicky, both times, she looked beautiful and gentle and friendly and soft. She didn't wear the scary mask we saw for Alice's death. No veil or black dress. Not even the dark, scary green look from when she appeared on The Road, the "form Agatha fell in love with her in"

She was in a soft, bright green, like the forest Nicky was born in, familiar and kind to him. She didn't look at all like Death- she was just The Green Witch, a lover, a mother.

I fully believe she chose to appear gentler for Agatha, and for Nicholas so as to not scare him.

[thelaurenshippen]

ah yes, the sweet sting of rejection from a billion dollar corporation who believes that "action stories don't appeal to romance audiences", welcome back my old familiar friend

[trappedinafantasy37]

Gods, Agatha is such a diabolical cunt. Never did I think I'd ever love someone more than Wanda, but she's now my new favorite bitch of the MCU. Kathryn Hahn really knocked it out of the park with this one! Her line delivery is just impeccable, and she is marvelous at playing out the bloodthirsty sociopath that you can't help but sympathize with. Like, she knows what she's about and she's not ashamed of it.

I'mma talk about Agatha All Along real quick cause it's late at night and I just finished the show in a sleepy haze and I need to get all these thoughts out while I battle another insomnia episode. So SPOILERS!

I was shooketh to find out that the witches road never even existed and was never real. The original ballad was based on a song her and her son made up while traveling, and it twisted into the ballad of the Witches Road over time. But other young witches believed the ballad to be a real tale, so they came to Agatha and wanted her to guide them down the road. So, she turned the ballad into a bait to lure other witches into a trap and steal their powers. This is how Agatha became a legend as the "only known survivor of the Witches Road". Of course she's the only survivor of the road! She made it the fuck up and then murdered everyone!

Agatha was bitching to Rio about her tormenting her the entire time and making her life a living hell. I was so confused on why Agatha would say this or why Rio would be sticking so closely to Agatha this entire time since her son's death. But that's because Rio has been following Agatha for centuries down the "Witches Road" because Agatha was dropping bodies left and right. And Agatha hated this because she sees Rio as responsible for taking her son, but Rio was just doing her job. Hells, Rio even did Agatha a massive favor by allowing Nicholas to live at all and giving Agatha at least some time with her son. And the little moment Agatha and Rio have where Rio says "as long as I get my bodies" is because there has always been bodies during the "Witches Road" and it is what Rio is expecting of Agatha. Rio only gets directly involved with this one because Billy "broke the rules" and cheated death and she is here to collect him specifically.

It's of no wonder why Agatha seems so erratic and winging it during all of the trials because there has never been trials. The Witches Road has never been real. She gets so frustrated at the beginning trial and yells at the witches to blast her because that is how it has always played out, until it didn't and the road actually revealed itself. She clocked Billy really early on because she realized that he used his mother's powers, induced unnecessary suffering, and killed people to get what he wanted (even if he didn't know that was what he was doing).

The Witches Road only became real because Billy made it real using his reality bending powers. He made the same mistake Wanda did and conjured it into existence because he wanted it to be real so bad. He wanted answers and to find out how to get Tommy back. That is what he expected at the end of the road and it's what he got. And like Wanda, Agatha helped him figure out how to get Tommy and get him what he has wanted. And Billy unintentionally got 3 people killed in the process. But he also helped Jen unbind herself and get her powers back.

And also, Lady Death is now in the MCU!!!! She's literally one of the most, if not the most powerful entity in the entire Marvel creation. She cannot die, cannot be killed, and cannot be injured. And Aubrey Plaza is just *chef's kiss*. She managed to leave such a massive impact by doing very little. I could not have imagined any one better and I'm actually surprised it took so long for her to make her way into the MCU. I would be severely disappointed if this was the last time we ever saw Aubrey Plaza as Lady Death. I know we're gonna see Billy, hopefully we see Tommy, but I need Rio Vidal.

I initially thought Disney was gonna pull the rug out from us and this show was just gonna be another queerbait. But the evil lesbian witches actually kissed, even if it was the kiss of death.

[hazeism]

will That Scene ever stop being irresistible

[coockie8]

y did u say roys "spouse" not "wife"???

Unironically this is not a heterosexual man

[unhonestlymirror]

Lady Oscar:

Also Lady Oscar:

[fo-enjoyer]

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[northwyrm]

I really like deep voiced woman and I was previously worried that it was a trans-chaser trait of mine but now I've found several cis woman who have low voices (due to smoking a lot or other factors) and I'm like damn girl I love your low low low voice.

When a lass speaks with bass I'm all uwu

[duncan-rohanne]

so wait a fucking minute v.e. schwab is gay, all the main characters are bi and WE ARE STILL STUCK ON A GENERIC STRAIGHT LOVE TRIANGLE???? HOW????

[mythvoiced]

-. after a 5 year wait, i can finally be back on my Fallen Hero bullshit that y'all didn't even know i was on

[masquenoire]

“What can I say? My parents were sticklers for proper conduct.”

[ Gayness Level ]

[ilseofskadi]

childe has a gravitational pull specifically for les.bians

how else would you describe his immediate friendship with xinyan and yoimiya? also have you seen how many les.bians like him? he's just prime bestie material for les.bians everywhere

[jonquilandlace]

I'm spending time with my family and we're watching Singing in the Rain because my mom was feeling sentimental (I've never seen it before), and as a pansexual my gaydar has NOT STOPPED GOING OFF FOR EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE CHARACTERS

[thatawfulgoat]

hey.

been seeing som nonsense going around.

just a little reminder.

you aren't a bad person if your favorite character is fair skinned.

You aren't a bad person is you prefer male characters.

Systemic racism and misogyny aren't going to be solved by yelling at people for not having a more diverse portfolio of blorbos.

And on top of that

People. Cannot. Control. Who. Or. What. They. Find. Attractive.

People. Cannot. Control. Which. Characters. Are. Written. And. Designed. Well. In. Mainstream. Media.

Sometimes a character just clicks with people. You can't just bully everyone into obsessing over more POC & female characters. It doesn't work that way. If you have POC/female characters you personally love, great! Make fanart! Write in depth analysis! Show the world what you love about them and why! Stop cracking the whip on everyone else to do it for you!

[gayclubsoap]

what is m night shyamalan doing ever with any of his movies