#sorry ive been rotating the block men around in my head a lot lately i'll shut up again eventually
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thinking about that fake dating post w pissa. phil makes an offhand joke about how they should fake an engagement, "get some free food and gifts, throw a big party, wouldn't that be fun?" and it's a JOKE, REALLY, IT IS, but missa jumps on it and refuses to let it go. as soon as the words are out of phils mouth missa is pressed right up against his side, "oh, mi amor, I'll get you a ring if you want one, you only had to ask" and phil is immediately red faced and spluttering, trying to take it back.
missa and chayanne planning the dining menu for their engagement party. keep asking phil his thoughts, what he'd want, and everytime he just says "mate we really don't have to do this" and missa ignores him, "oooh yes I agree, chocolate cake sounds good for dessert, write that down." lullah bullies him into helping her with flower arrangements and the whole time phil keeps trying to argue out of it but lullah is Not playing around she will not let him get out of this. you will NOT take this opportunity from her, u made ur bed philza minecraft and now u have to lie in it.
just every member of his family seeing through his bullshit and bullying him about it. every one of the islanders congratulating them whenever they see them. phils face is permanently red, blushing and flustered damn near constantly. missa is having the time of his life and being an absolute menace about it.
#confronting the mortifying ordeal of being known vs wanting to kiss ur husband. which will win#this situation is also very funny to me bc its like. on the surface nothing changes#like for all the islanders know they've been married this whole time already and this is actually just an excuse to throw a party about it#meanwhile phil is losing the race against confronting his feelings and missa is laying the pda on THICK#he finally has clearance to be lovey dovey and he is taking full advantage at every opportunity#fools (affectionate) they'll figure it out eventually#pissa#can u tell i miss them#sorry ive been rotating the block men around in my head a lot lately i'll shut up again eventually
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