#sorry it ain’t Pride miku

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Miku and Garfield my Beloveds

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Felt a bit stuck, writing-wise, so here’s Alfred & Kiku as grad students working late. Can be read as ship or gen! Kiku canonically hates roaches, right? :) 

Working Late (Rated G, 1174 words)

Alfred let his head fall to the desk with a resounding thud. His officemate Kiku’s typing went silent too, followed by a sigh that mirrored exactly how Alfred felt. Alfred let his head roll to the side to look at him as Kiku did his usual, measured wrist stretches. “This sucks,” Alfred noted, the words only a little garbled by his cheek smushed against his desk. 

Kiku nodded sympathetically, opening and closing his fist. 

They’d been grinding away at their laptops since the Sun was up, doing wicked cool science into the night together. Of course, ‘together’ being ‘within the same general vicinity’ of each other. Alfred studied the structures of the Universe; Kiku was all about particle physics. It was kind of funny how they couldn’t be working on more different scales—yet, there they were: same department, same office, same fascination with shit nobody understood, least of all the folks who devoted their lives to doing just that.

It seemed both of them were running on fumes, though. Mugs had long ago gone dry, the boost from some evening coffee long ago faded, their not-quite-focused-yet chatter long ago silenced by impending deadlines. It wasn’t a bad sort of tired—not like when exams were coming up. The familiarity made the quiet comfortable in an office that still smelled faintly of coffee grounds. 

Their shared office was split down the middle. On the front end of things, by the door, was Kiku’s neat and tidy space: walls bare except for a calendar, a desk with stacked notebooks, a pride flag in a pencil holder, some anime babe next to it. On the other end of things, by the window, was Alfred’s functional mess: every square inch of the walls plastered with awesome space pics and sci-fi posters. Alfred’s notes were less a ‘stack’ and more a ‘pile.’ His pride flag was stuck in the dirt shared by their adopted daughter-plant in the window, Miku III. 

And speaking of science: “My code takes forever to run,” Al complained. He straightened, then, a lightbulb flicking on. “Hey, Kiks. We could use a break, right?” He dug into his pocket, pulling out a key. “I’ve got roof access.” 

Kiku tilted his head in contemplation, but one more glance at his laptop was all it took to get him on board. “Should I bring snacks?”

“I’d be super disappointed if you didn’t.”

So then Alfred was stretching stiff legs and Kiku was kneeling to dig in his snack drawer he mainly kept around for Alfred and Alfred had just had the bright idea to stick his head out the window to see if it was clear enough to drag his telescope with them when Kiku YELLED. Alfred promptly smacked his head on the window frame while Kiku toppled backwards, scrambling away from his desk as fast as physics would let him. “DUDE, WHAT?” 

Kiku pointed at the snack drawer, speechless. Alfred approached the drawer. 

“Oh, gross.” Cockroaches scuttled along the bottom of the drawer, not too happy at being caught in their quest to raid the snack supply. Al counted five. He swiped up a bag of chips. “Fuckin’ idiots think they can get my Cheetos.” Something fell to the floor off the bag. A couple somethings, actually. Make that seven roaches. 

Kiku gasped, finding his way up onto Alfred’s chair as the cockroaches bolted across the floor, Kiku then hoisting himself onto Alfred’s desk as the rest of the gang evacuated the drawer. Al went to lean against his desk next to him, cracking open the chips, determined to stay cool about this for him. “So... I take it you don’t like roaches.”

This earned him a sideways glare. “I hate roaches.”

“Totally understandable. Still up for rooftop shenanigans?”

Wary, Kiku scanned the floor and slowly, oh-so-slowly, lowered himself down. Slowly, oh-so-slowly, he took a step toward the door. A roach then made a point of scurrying right past the door. Kiku was back on the desk in an instant, squeezing his eyes shut and shaking his head, pale as a sheet. Damn. Poor guy. “I’m sorry. I can’t...”

Alfred nodded solemnly, mind working overtime. “Looks like the bastards have us blocked in.” He looked to Kiku, silently determined to fix this. No roaches were going to mess with his friend in his office! They’d find a solution. First things first, though: “Do you wanna get out of here or do you want me to just hand you your laptop and we can take a break later...?”

“Get me out of here.” 

“We can make a break for it together,” Alfred offered. 

Kiku seemed to think it over, eyeing the space where the roaches had been before slumping, defeated. He met Alfred’s eyes. “I… Alfred, I hate roaches, I…”

“Bro.” Alfred looked him dead in the eye, putting the Cheetos down and everything. Full serious mode. “I will hold your hand if you need me to.”

Kiku scoffed, “Please, Alfred, I still have some dignity.” 

“Ain’t nothing wrong with holding my hand!”

Kiku crossed his arms, resolute. “Your hand will not keep disgusting vermin from… crawling on me.” 

“Fair enough. I could…” Hmm. Well? How do you get a guy out the door with dignity, while dodging the six-legged evening inhabitants of their office? Al had an idea. He really didn’t think Kiku would like it, though. “I could… carry you? Out the door?” 

Sure enough, Kiku made a face. 

Then he got to thinking again. And judging by how Kiku suddenly looked ready to faint, Alfred guessed another roach scuttled along behind him. Kiku gauged the distance to the door, and Alfred would bet anything they were thinking the same thing: no one else was around but them. Kiku swallowed hard before: “Fine.”

Alfred’s heart soared. “I swear I won’t drop you.”

It was probably physically painful for Kiku not to roll his eyes, but he eased himself up onto his knees on Alfred’s desk. Alfred stared at Kiku. Kiku stared at Alfred. “Well?” Kiku prompted first. 

Some clambering and oof’s and unhappy looks later, Alfred got his friend into his arms—bridal style—Kiku’s legs over his arm, Kiku’s arm around his shoulder. “Kiku, dude, your skin looks fantastic this close.” 

“Please shut up.”

“You’re pretty light, too! We should do this more often.”

“I’ll think about it. For now, though, if you please…”

“On it, bro.” 

Like a superhero in a comic book, like a firefighter in an action film, like some beefy guy on a romance novel cover, Alfred carried his friend over the threshold of their office, safe at last from bugs. “You good?” he wanted to confirm before letting him down. “Or are we going to the roof?”

“Some fresh air sounds nice after that…” Kiku breathed a sigh of relief. He averted eye contact. “Thank you, Alfred.”

“Anytime!” Alfred readjusted him in his arms—readying for the trek to the stairs—when Kiku made an indignant noise. 

“Alfred, I meant I’d go to the roof with you, not carry me there! Put me down!” 

“Oooooh!”

[letstalksymphogear]

Symphogear, Ep. 6 (Cont.)

Hibiki, having seen a horror upon horrors, immediately asks Tsubasa if she’s okay. Tsubasa points out she’s a hospital patient, why would you ask this question, you insensitive prick. Hibiki points to the following scene:

Now, you may be asking yourself. “How does a formerly comatose person who is now bedridden on an IV drip manage to do this much damage?” Simply put, Tsubasa has a very chaotic aura. She doesn’t even have to take stuff out of her room; the places she goes to just naturally wind up like this. It’s a metaphor for how much of an absolute mess this person is simply by existing.

“l-look i just- its hard to organize things and- im more of a visual person and-”

“BITCH YOU LIVE LIKE THIS?”

Hibiki unwittingly gets her revenge on Tsubasa. She doesn’t realize it, but her lecturing Tsubasa on what an absolute mess every facet of her life is could possibly be heralded as her lowest point in the entire series.

No, wait. Thinking about it now, this is her second lowest. We won’t see her lowest until GX comes along.

“hibiki, every single bone in my body is broken, you dont have to break my pride too”

Hibiki, being an absolute darling, actually picks up Tsubasa’s mess. This is more than she can say about her own messes.

“haha, miku usually does this for me! wait- wait a minute.”

“i dont get it. i tried to kill you. i tormented and ignored you. i refused to help you for months. i failed to train you on any facet of combat as your senior. i nearly let you get kidnapped and, failing that, nearly killed myself while making you watch, which ALSO didnt help you not get kidnapped aside from scaring the shit out of that weird lady. why are you... helping me?”

“because either we’re going to be very good friends or im going to toss you out the window personally!”

“oh god, that aggression screams kanade. i cant not like her.”

Absolutely annihilated. Just kick her while she’s down in her Taco Bell spiral of humiliation and self-discovery, Hibiki.

“it’s okay, tsubasa! you may be a terminal dumbass, but im sure if we all work together, we can share our braincells and become collectively smarter, for each other!”

“interesting theory. how many ya got?”

“ZERO!”

They trade the kind of banter two people with 0 brain cells would have and then Tsubasa points out Hibiki is doing a great job in her place.

“hey hey HEY HOLD THE PHONE IVE LEARNED MY LESSON IM NOT TRYING TO REPLACE YOU OKAY IM NOT YOU, IM JUST HIBIKI, DOING HER JOB, ALRIGHT”

Meanwhile, in the library, Miku is looking at books, as she does what she says she’s gonna do, unlike a certain other person cavorting with cute idols.

“The Gay Way: How to Get Your Same Sex Relationship Back On Track, by Dr. Lesbe Honest. wow, this one is right up my alley.”

Okay, I’m gonna be honest with you. I literally forgot they show you the title in this. Imagine my face when I made up that title on the spot only to be hit with this little number. Holy shit, Symphogear. There’s this thing called subtlety. I’m begging you. We get it.

OH, AND IT GETS BETTER, BECAUSE

THE AUTHOR OF THE BOOK IS THE WRITER OF THE SHOW

IT’S LITERALLY GOT HIS NAME ON IT

THIS IS THE EQUIVALENT OF WRITING A STORY AND THEN INSERTING A BOOK CALLED “LEARN THE PLOT” WRITTEN BY YOU, IN UNIVERSE

KANEKO STOP THIS BALONEY, PLEASE

AND LIKE FUCKING CLOCKWORK SHE JUST- SHE TURNS HER HEAD AWAY FROM THE BOOK TITLED “THIS IS THE PLOT MOTIF” BY “AUTHOR” AND THEN FUCKING

SHE CONVENIENTLY LOOKS OVER TO THE DISTANCE

AND SHE SEES HIBIKI WITH THE HOT IDOL MIKU WAS INTO, THAT THEY WERE BOTH A FAN ON, AND SHE’S JUST CHILLING THERE AND MIKU WAS TOLD HIBIKI’S ON SERIOUS BUSINESS

AND THE HOSPITAL QUARTERS ARE SOMEHOW CONVENIENTLY CONNECTED TO THE FUCKING LIBRARY ON FULL DISPLAY BECAUSE GOD KNOWS EVERYONE IN A LIBRARY HAS TO WATCH SICK PEOPLE DIE IN REAL TIME

AND NOW MIKU IS THINKING “OH MY FUCKING GOD IM BEING CHEATED ON” AND HER FEELINGS ARE HURT FOR THIS TOTALLY CONTRIVED FUCKING COINCIDENCE

AND SHE’S ALL “BOO HOO HOO I’VE BEEN NTR’D! THIS WAS A CUCKING PLOT THIS WHOLE TIME! WOE IS ME!” FUCK YOU. THIS IS THE WORST. THIS IS ABSOLUTE GARBAGE WHY WOULD YOU- WHY DO YOU EVEN NEED TO SET THIS UP? THERE’S SO MANY BETTER WAYS TO DO THIS!

AND SHE’S JUST STARING BACK AT THE BOOK WRITTEN BY THE SAME ASSHOLE WHO WROTE THIS ENTIRE DAMN SCENARIO IN THE FIRST PLACE, AN EVIL GOD MOCKING HIS SUBJECTS IN THE FACE OF SCRUTINY FOR DRAMA WITH THE MOST CLICHE LOVE NOTES IN A GODDAMNED SOAP OPERA

AND HIBIKI IS NONE

THE

FUCKING

WISER

SYMPHOGEAR SURE IS GREAT, HUH? I SURE DO LOVE SYMPHOGEAR WITH ALLLLLL MY HEART. WHAT A WELL WRITTEN MASTERPIECE! FUCKING BELONGS IN THE FUCKING MOMA!!!!!

Okay. Okay. Let’s get that out of our system. The worst is over. This is the, uh, crescendo of the bad side plot as it inevitably sets itself on the road to resolution. I’m not going to have an aneurysm. My brain is not going to split itself in half. We’re good. I swear, we’re good.

Tsubasa, meanwhile, wants to understand why Hibiki fights, wrestling with the Da Vinci code that is her own emotions. She points out the fight against the Noise isn’t a game, and it ain’t no comic book bullshit either. It’s real, it’s out there, and it’s not pretty yet easily marketable as cute mascots. And what does our protagonist say? No making it up, she literally says:

“i dunno”

Not a damn brain cell in her body, but props for keeping it real. I’d likely say the same thing.

This is the face of someone currently sucking air through their teeth at the raw frustration that someone would be dumb enough to risk their life for the sake of only helping others.

“listen. im gonna keep it real here. i suck at literally everything. math. social studies. writing. helping people is all i have, because its not a competition. you just... you do it. you dont get better at helping people, you just help. like, thats it. i dunno what else to tell you.”

Then Hibiki points out that she feels it all started with Kanade saving her, and the speech implies its a ‘pay it forward’ sort of affair. She was saved, and so she should save others. Unfortunately, it comes off more as a guilt complex. “I lived, and I feel bad about that, so I gotta save everyone else” kind of stuff.

“its my coping mechanism for my countless traumas!”

“i get it now. you’re just as much of a mess as i am. you just dont show it as much. that kinda thinking’s gonna get you killed.”

Tsubasa then correctly points out that it is a kind of survivor’s guilt, where she wants to be released from the pain of old wounds, completely unaware of the irony of her statement.

“yeah. i get ya. we’re both wrecks. but... we can be wrecks working together.”

This would be the part where she says I’M SORRY but apparently we just don’t fucking do apologies in Symphogear, huh? Too good for ‘em, eh?! God.

Then they go outside and talk more about stuff and Durandal. The summation:

“do you have the capacity to live a life forever kicking ass?”

“yeah”

Hibiki, coming to terms with how she wants to deal with shit, manages to sharpen (haw) her resolve as to who she is and how she uses her abilities.

Meanwhile...

“i cant believe hibiki is having an affair with an attractive idol popstar. especially my favorite one from their old band. not only is she cheating on me, but she’s cheating on me from one of the five people on my lists id immediately get with if i had the chance. it feels like a double betrayal. a real life one, and a fantasy one... why do i find this weirdly hot...?”

“HEY NEWCOMER WELCOME TO THE CUCK AND BUCK WHERE WE SELL FRESHLY FRIED CUCKS FOR ONE BUCK, REAL EASY, REAL CHEAP, GOOD OL’ FASHIONED JAPANESE SOULFOOD”

“ive come to take my throne. i’ll take the ‘one flew over the cuckoo’s nest” and have the three eggs over easy with the ‘easy sleazy pancakes’”

“make it an extra lonely helping. this is gonna be a long afternoon.”

“ahhh. a freshly cucked newcomer coming to the cuck and buck to duck amongst their bad luck run amok, huh?”

“listen dont sass me about my busy girlfriend with your dr. seuss antics just gimmie the food and lets get this over with”

“no problem! sorry, they just come easy. it’s hard to buck at the cuck and buck when rhymes you huck make you wanna fu-”

“FOOD. NOW.”

Miku then ponders about how her feelings may have spiraled from a process of over thinking, or possibly hunger. Maybe both. Maybe Hibiki isn’t cheating on her. Maybe the reasons are more complicated than she knows. She briefly contemplates communication; a futile gesture when it is Hibiki safeguarding a secret she is forced to keep for incredibly stupid reasons.

“thanks for the food, miss. it really helped sort my feelings out.”

“no probs, kid. here at the cuck and buck, the only thing we cuck here is... our hearts.”

Meanwhile, Hibiki is still hanging with Tsubasa. Hey, if you’re gonna hang out with a critically acclaimed popstar, might as well squeeze every minute out of it, right?

“so... taco bell, huh? im surprised you actually like taco bell now. maybe you just like fast food styled psuedo-mexican restraunts? have you tried chipotle?”

“i... maybe you’re right, actually. i’ve grown to love taco bell, but... maybe i should expand my horizons. kanade did say... singing makes you hungry. maybe thats what she meant. i should take to new life experiences...”

“yeah! i can take you to all the good fast food places i know!”

“dont you have a girlfriend?”

“she can join us! she’s a big fan of you after all!”

“hey- hey wait! m- more friends? more... more friends... more friends.....”

“more friends...”

Meanwhile, a crisis develops.

Chris, having heard the f-word (friendship), is heading immediately to do the exact opposite of this.

She’s taken some pointers from Tsubasa, t-posing to assert dominance.

“how the fuck is she even flying”

“i cant wait to tell hibiki how much i love and appreciate her despite the weird NTR aura surrounding this whole situation”

“yeah, that’s right! i’m meeting the Gremlin in the park for an asskicking, don’t worry!”

“oh, speak of the devil! hibiki! i love and appreciate you despite the weird ntr auras!”

“miku- wait. oh no. i saw this happen in sam reimi’s spiderman 3. im fucked.”

“YOU GUESSED CORRECTLY, PIDGEON BANGS”

I know I’ve joked about homewrecking, but this is ridiculous.

Chris realizes there’s someone else around she may have potentially hurt. This is surprising, given murder is not something she has shyed away from, but she’s slowly climbing that ladder of morality, so cut her some slack for taking it one rung at a time.

“im losing my girl. losing my grip. now im about to lose my life. this NTR business truly is the worst.”

Chris has accidentally employed the Dio Brando style of disposing of people, which consists of throwing a vehicle and smashing them until dead.

“you’ve taken one step too close to my heartstrings, Gremlin, and for that you’re about to understand the full definition of an ass kicking.”

Hibiki fucking punches the car. Everything is forgiven in this episode for now.

“i... hibiki... are you... a street fighter character? holy shit. oh my god. hibiki oh my god you’re a street fighter character. thats been the true problem here. you’re a street fighter character now. oh my god. cheating? how could i have thought cheating was involved? you were literally just becoming a straight up superhero! oh my god. the abs! the washboard abs! the signs were all around me! the only thing you went to do behind my back was kick ass!”

“i’m sorry. i need to go kick ass now.”

The good news is all that tension just got evaporated. Miku sorta gets the truth now: her girlfriend hasn’t been cheating on her, she’s just been trying to save the local tri-county area from the grips of inter-dimensional alien eldritch entities controlled by a Gremlin and her Mistress. It’s a lot to take in, though.

These two are about to fight head to head. Last time, Hibiki was but the pupil. Now, she is the Master.

“can’t touch me, goldie locks. lemme do you a favor and CRACK THAT WHIP!”

“oh my god hibiki’s gonna fight that weird looking person”

“naruto running deeper into the woods isn’t gonna stop me from beating your ass senseless, fists for brains”

“thats because i wanna talk, asshole”

“wait. wait, what? you... you want to talk? to me?”

Hibiki proceeds to aggressively describe herself to her. Name, identity, blood type, age, the works. This is because she’s trying to befriend her, because Hibiki feels fighting people is bad, and that talking is more useful than fighting. This is a recipe for suicide, normally, but in this instance...

“what in the goddamn hell... i... um... nice.. to meet you...?”

Hibiki deploys a counter-T-Pose to show kinship, feeling that they don’t have to fight like this since they’re not Noise.

“talk may be cheap but it’ll make kicking your ass all the more easier, nerd”

Chris learns this, in fact, does not make the ass kicking all the more easier. Hibiki’s fresh new moves manage to dodge whip after whip of Chris’s attacks, and it’s really starting to annoy her a lot.

“pain in the ass. so you learned how to fight, huh? fine. you’ll tire out eventually.”

“let’s just talk, seriously! or maybe we can bond over board games-”

“i FUCKING hate board games. the fuck are you, a grandma? just fight already! people cant understand each other anyway!”

“JUST DIE ALREADY!”

“i was told to kidnap you. but im exerting a loophole today; no one told me to do it alive”

“the only kidnapping going down is me, sleeping in on a thursday afternoon forgetting class exists, you neon porcupine. so come at me. can’t kick me ass if you dont come any closer, right?”

“WITH PLEASURE!”

“ive watched the entirety of dragonball z, i know exactly how this fight’s gonna go down”

“finally. looks like i got y- hey, wait, what?”

“ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY JANKING MY LEG? THIS BITCH IS LITERALLY GOKU? PULLING KAMEHAMEHAS AND SHIT? WHY? god. its me. yukine chris. why do you hate me. why do you drag me through all this shit only to be hit in the head with some real anime baloney. why. please. have some mercy.”

“i dont know what a goku is but sure, yeah, why not”

“im going to kill her. oh my god. she doesnt even know who goku is.”

“get that tentacle shit away from me. im not fucking around anymore. we’re going to have a heart to heart whether you like it or not!”

“oh shit she found my weakness. really close melee combat.”

“MADE A FRIENDSHIP GIFT FOR YA. IT’S A FRESHLY MADE KNUCKLE SANDWICH, STRAIGHT FROM THE DELI”

“OH GOD, PLEASE, NOT MY FACE”

“REQUEST ACCEPTED, PAL”

Hibiki punched her so hard that she physically destroyed the entire armor Chris was wearing in a single blow.

“she... she doesnt punch ME like that... i mean, probably because she loves me, but..”

“did... did she just kill that person...? hibiki...? you, uh... you alright...?”

[recentanimenews]

Hatsune Miku Gets Into Weird Toilet Talk With The Fans

@cfm_miku_en is the official English English language Hatsune Miku Twitter, from the Vocaloid software's developer, Crypton Future Media. @cfm_miku_en enjoys sharing fan's merchandise photos. @cfm_miku_en is also remarkably free-wheeling and flippant for an official social media account. So, when a fan sent in a line-up on games, photographed using a toilet for a display stand, they let that bit of absurdity fully fun its course... to the point where they had to issue a disclaimer. 

    @cfm_miku_en check out my prized game collection http://pic.twitter.com/lhFM5nfZuY

— Dreb (@nausteb) June 14, 2017

why is your game collection displayed on a toilet https://t.co/2WUhEBiN9F

— Hatsune Miku (@cfm_miku_en) June 15, 2017

Comedy Central Roast of Hatsune Miku https://t.co/JSf6Z6ZqMR

— Hatsune Miku (@cfm_miku_en) June 15, 2017

>2017 >Not having your mikus on the トイレ Shiggy diggy mang. http://pic.twitter.com/9wuupW2jzF

— べじょば @マジカルミライ参戦 (@bejobaaa) June 15, 2017

@cfm_miku_en , so is this a thing now? Putting Miku in the snow & fridge is one thing, but c'mon. I don't know how I feel about this... XD http://pic.twitter.com/qr0PFbOvIZ

— Red (@JRedEagle7) June 15, 2017

@cfm_miku_en I am very mature http://pic.twitter.com/oGlmX78M9z

— Meerkat wants sauce (@MeerkatP) June 15, 2017

why is this happening

— Hatsune Miku (@cfm_miku_en) June 15, 2017

Apparently @fivebelow sells @cfm_miku_en posters now. Go figure. http://pic.twitter.com/SpvaQQohCW

— Soft Boy (Crescendo) (@macoby0221) June 15, 2017

he has to take a leek

— forte@AX (@fortetweets) June 15, 2017

.@cfm_miku_en got people to throw Miku into the snow, put her in the fridge, and lately put her on toilets. What is 2017

— Luna the Trans Girl (@BlueYoshi211) June 15, 2017

oh https://t.co/29BbhDhfXo

— Hatsune Miku (@cfm_miku_en) June 15, 2017

Welp. @cfm_miku_en's retweets are currently consisting of putting miku merch by a toilet. So why not join the trend? http://pic.twitter.com/N7Tu49voJv

— ... is my ? (@adorablerobot) June 15, 2017

did i do it right http://pic.twitter.com/AgyEzy9DIe

— czub@AX/バンドリ/アニサマ/MM (@mczub) June 15, 2017

Idk why this is a thing but I love you @cfm_miku_en http://pic.twitter.com/ehBTu5nChI

— EMP (@BasedEMP) June 15, 2017

ok @cfm_miku_en as i was walking back to my room with this her right twintail fell off and i almost woke up my brother http://pic.twitter.com/Lx0zltuoVw

— Major Dick Bong (@waltzoanomalies) June 15, 2017

@cfm_miku_en Dammit no I'm not putting Miku on a toilet for karma

— Yui (@KannaSP) June 15, 2017

Me: this @cfm_miku_en toilet thing is stupid Also me: http://pic.twitter.com/wzbMXS98Ib

— Police-kun (@TheOhmuPolice) June 15, 2017

Gosh, I have no idea why I do this one... Miku's Bathroom Breaks. Sorry, but what do you think, Miku-san (@cfm_miku_en)? #HatsuneMiku http://pic.twitter.com/DbyKUl2jU4

— Jenny Phan (@botbot1998) June 15, 2017

@cfm_miku_en was gonna bring a huge poster but no patience http://pic.twitter.com/nbgpqjzWcV

— HEART MAN (@TheCreeperToast) June 15, 2017

@cfm_miku_en I'm surprised they all fit http://pic.twitter.com/l0o4A1xWt5

— ccrraazzyyman (@ccrraazzyyman) June 15, 2017

@cfm_miku_en This is as close to the toilet as this statue is getting LOL http://pic.twitter.com/yOzpEXIeyF

— Σ('◉⌓◉’) (@c10ckw0rks) June 15, 2017

.@cfm_miku_en i took a picture of my obligatory bathroom miku http://pic.twitter.com/vQUP8O4Haj

— David Davneport (@notcurlybrace) June 15, 2017

@cfm_miku_en just thought I'd hop on with the cool kid trends http://pic.twitter.com/wvmTpA4KIc

— Ashton (@_ashtonrc) June 15, 2017

oh no http://pic.twitter.com/ZILEPhKXaT

— Mahou Shoujo (@ChinoChan54g) June 15, 2017

@cfm_miku_en help them get home safe http://pic.twitter.com/cfBCHEUaz2

— boner condoner (@dattebaka) June 15, 2017

@cfm_miku_en http://pic.twitter.com/dkAbXY37hq

— ʙᴜʀᴢᴏɪ (@burz0i) June 15, 2017

I dont own a toilet but here is part of my miku collection! @cfm_miku_en http://pic.twitter.com/J0iEhL62a5

— プラシ狐女 (@plushiecos) June 15, 2017

how do you live in a place without a toilet. are you okay https://t.co/g1RdEoQ8XE

— Hatsune Miku (@cfm_miku_en) June 15, 2017

@cfm_miku_en this is all I have because I'm a kagamine fan sorry http://pic.twitter.com/y7TLuvo1Xj

— Kariu (@Kariu64) June 15, 2017

@cfm_miku_en this is so silly http://pic.twitter.com/dehiHQZKvv

— Project Kitty (@Cry_Camellia) June 15, 2017

@cfm_miku_en have the family (everyone was in the loo but miku and append are too short to be seen lol) http://pic.twitter.com/mTePUl4FV8

— wattebaa (@wendih0) June 15, 2017

@cfm_miku_en hope I'm not too late http://pic.twitter.com/M3hQaANIhw

— PLUS ULTRA!!! (@addison_l) June 15, 2017

@cfm_miku_en since this is for some reason happening right now http://pic.twitter.com/kmfy6gjFHP

— rachie @ pinned (@ganbarachie) June 15, 2017

@cfm_miku_en not sure why this is a thing but here it is I guess??? http://pic.twitter.com/m9WjLbhNgB

— ＰＲｉＳＭ (@_cprism) June 15, 2017

@cfm_miku_en okay but why is this a thing http://pic.twitter.com/vh2uAC4uem

—Meli @ PRIDE (@monomaneitos) June 15, 2017

"why is this a thing" *contributes to it being a thing* https://t.co/EJQRrHcqT2

— Hatsune Miku (@cfm_miku_en) June 15, 2017

@cfm_miku_en My toilet is too small.... http://pic.twitter.com/4IZLk2zFdX

— ゾダげ(๑•̀ㅂ•́)و (@Zodake) June 15, 2017

  listen we are not gonna be held liable if any of ur nendoroids or funko pop or whatever falls into the toilet just because you wanted a retw

— Hatsune Miku (@cfm_miku_en) June 15, 2017

   ------ Scott Green is editor and reporter for anime and manga at geek entertainment site Ain't It Cool News. Follow him on Twitter at @aicnanime. 

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