#sorry im censoring just bc i dont want my post to show up in random tags.

[pascal-oswell]

today oj was very strong and just blocked someone with a shit opinion without even complaining to her friends or anything

[aptronyms]

Tommy coolatta for ask game :3

favorite thing about them

oh my GOD bro how can i pick? he has some of the best lines in the series and hes just so funny and sweet

least favorite thing about them

infantilization

favorite line

i have many, but these r my favorites! “Watch out there’s CREATURES!” “Those creatures arent from the incident, those were here! That’s also to regulation, you’re allowed... five percent.” “We’re like peach tea goin’ through a silly straw!” “I’ve already lost 20 dollars, lets rob this place”

brOTP

HIM AND BENRY. ABSOLUTELY HIM AND BENRY THEIR FRIENDSHIP MAKES ME GO CRAZYYYYYYYYYYYY its so funny they listen to fnaf songs and gossip about boys

OTP

him n darnold!!!! woohoo soda!!!!!!!!

nOTP

well.......... obviously any other gross shit *looks at bubby* but also i wouldnt go so far as to call it a notp, like DEFINITELY not, but im not huge on t*mrey??(censored bc i think stuff can show up in the tags if u just say it in a post? and i dont want that to happen bc its not a bad ship by any means) its just not my cup of tea i guesss? i think i just prefer benry and tommy funny friendship moments...

random headcanon

i feel like whenever i come up with a headcanon i immediately make a post abt it but im still passionate about him and benry infodumping to each other, also he would have a really pretty and neat animal crossing island but hed make you pay 200k bells to sell turnips there. also i love any headcanons with him having g man powers or being a frat boy

unpopular opinion

i think i pretty much agree with... most of the popular opinions? i think we should all make tommy swear more, just casually and no one is surprised by it or anything because hes 37

song i associate with them

its raining tacos. im sorry