#sorry if you meant phone jack as in DT jack and I just went on this rant though i do have some vague thoughts about him too
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hey do u fw phone guy jack and if so do you have any thoughts on phone guy jack
I loooooove phone jack as a concept unfortunately I haven't managed to build a coherent thought since the summer of '92 but let me try like. I mean he'd be undeniably one of the fucking worst ones hands down. Steven would blush next to how atrocious of a boss phone Jack would be. Because he's a bit of a cunt as it stands but w his brain reprogrammed to focus mainly on the company and forget his previous life? He'd be a turbo cunt. And I don't think he'd even that good at the job either. I do wonder if he'd manage to keep the narrator or not. I'd be funny if he did and the narrator remembered everything but was like, unwilling to tell him? Or maybe he'd tell him and Jack would just ignore it. He's busy half assing his duties to be bothering with past memories you know?
Hell even if he remembered I think it'd be a bit of a Roger moment in the sense that he was already fucking MISERABLE where he was and now he is Someone he's Scott™ and he lost everything already so what's even the point? Here is bad but there is worse.
Maybe I had more thoughts than I accounted for.
#luly talks#asks#decaffeinatedgardenerpersona#sorry if you meant phone jack as in DT jack and I just went on this rant though i do have some vague thoughts about him too#just more vague#i think if jack went out his way even after dying and being revived TWICE and tried to still be a good man is. sad.#like could you imaaaagine the people who knew him trying to be like fym jack get your shit together#phone jack has a certain neutral ending quality to him but ironically it works as a corruption of what thst ending stands for#<- guy who just said he was incapable of forming coherent thoughts#didnt even drink coffee idk where this brain function is coming from but anyway#because the neutral ending is marked by jack doing shit FOR HIMSELF not for dave not for dee not for anyone#so him mirroring this but out of having been kinda lobotomized is soooo twisted ykwim?#NO CONTROL FOR THIS GUYYY‼️‼️‼️#okay i need to eat breakfast now#ALSO TY FOR LETTING ME KNOW BOUT THE DOGMAN QUOTES BLOG wasn't gonna rb that post again so this came in clutch WKDHDKFH
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