#sorry if u were expecting a more interesting story my talent is being very verbose & overexplaining thigns
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webbed toone has this system of daily passes for certain series right, exactly what it sounds like but it doesn't have to be just one per day- for example im reading a couple series rn that give u 9 passes per day PLUS 3 extra "watch an ad" unlocks, so that's 12 episodes daily, right. & once u unlock them they stay open for 2 weeks so ur not immediately locked out again the next day or whatever
pretty neat, but the thing is that the "next day" starts at 7pm (for me at least, idk if it's different per time zone), so if u don't use all ur passes by then it'll reset back to 9 & 3 regardless of how many u had "left," which is a lil inconvenient since im usually awake several hours past 7pm so my "day" doesn't end til much later- but if i use any passes after 7pm, i'll have less or even none left for the next day until 7 comes around again
so here's my dumb ass today at 6:30 realizing im about to lose my chance so im out here like blasting running in the 90s speed racing against time trying to read as fast as possible, im only halfway thru on one series & haven't even started the other, i read like 2 episodes & i only have 10 min left oh god oh shit
astute readers may have already connected the dots that i couldn't in my single-minded panic binge until i opened up the next episode & suddenly had a wacky thought: what's stopping me from just unlocking the next one Right Now. from unlocking them All at once. why do i have to read thru the entire episode before im allowed to unlock the next one. why am i a clown
my brain grew three sizes today but also shrunk 5 so net loss but i have Gained Knowledge and Technique so we'll just have to figure out what got deleted from my brain to make room for that later after i am done reading so so many webcomic chapters every day kisses biceps
#my brain does this!! i don't think of things#ive never thought of a single thing in my life#just a constant balancing act between ''im so fucking smart im so genius'' and *head deflates*#happens to the best of us u_u#retag later#comic blogging#sorry if u were expecting a more interesting story my talent is being very verbose & overexplaining thigns#something something my blog i just live here (like shrek in his swamp)#btw. idk who this is for besides me but. floored that aethel thinks shrek is red (for because colorblind)#hes a fuckinng oni#therapist; red shrek cant hurt you#red shrek is when those bitches wont get out he swamp. unbridled rage#2am i gotta get outta here#later ✌️ ..................slime man
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