#sorry if this looks a lil lazy i havent done one of these in a while im feeding the machine again

[ramvur]

raise crows and they'll gouge your eyes out

[gayfrenchtoast]

Okay fine we're doing this. I havent read the books and I'm probably not going to I've only seen the movies so I'm sorry if anything I say is contradictory or has already been stated.

So! Descendants 3 was kinda shit and I dont like it but especially because of the ending because everybody was like "oh yeah island is open and we're all happy with no worries or implications about free villains or people being spiteful about being imprisoned for years!" In fact if anything they joked about those things.

The island is basically its own culture, I can't say how long it's been around, long enough for some almost adult kids to be about and to develop a kind of community.

The Isle is a place of poverty, people are dirty and on the street, eveyone steals from each other and most people don't put much effort into appearance upkeep (personal or of the sourounding area) not because of laziness or being "evil" but because they clearly don't have time or luxury to do such things or possibly even the clean water. Does the Isle have clean water?? How to they get electricity??? Someone tell me!

Another thing that I've noticed is easy to see but is not much explicitly said is the unique style of those on the Isle. As previously stated they don't have much but those who have the most "power" and such on the Isle are the best example of this As they have the most colourful outfits. However these outfits are often made out of patches and ripped things put together, even salvaged things like nets and chains as we can see on thing like Uma and Harry's outfits in D3 they make the best of what they've got and they do fantastic because their outfits are intricate and detailed and just tell you everything you need to know about them. Which is why it's a damn s h a m e when the original VK's ajust their style to be more like Auradon's. That's not an improvement! Be proud of where you came from!! It's like they forgot what it was like being on the Isle in D3!

Moving on, here's something that was touched on in D2 but not enough. Equality. On the Isle there is basically equal opportunity as in saying everything is shit and nome cares what gender and presumably what sexuality you are as long as you can work. Sexism is shown to be almost casual in aurodon from the looks of it, Chad makes sexist comments and litterally none else says anything or seems to see anything wrong with it except Jay who caves to pressure from peers and expectations. He does redeem himself because he's from the isle and he knows you shouldn't give a shit about anyone's gender or anything. If they can do something and ask to be included you give them that opportunity. The sexism is also implied in the way that the rule book has men written specifically in the first place and that it has taken until then for anyone but boys to be allowed on any kind of sports team. We never see it! It seems to be the hetronormative veiw where the boys do sport and girls do cheerleeding and other genders? What other genders? Never heard of that? BAD AURADON!! I bet there's so many trans folk on the island just living their lives, thinking Aurodon is the better place and not knowing that it's a cis het filled nightmare.

Okay no I'm headcannoning now, if their are now a bunch of Isle kids at auradon prep they find it fucking aweful the way all these preppy royals are treating them and make the first LGBT club in Auradon. There is lots of pushback and they get bullied a fuck ton for making themselves the most prominent queer folk in the school until a fight breaks out and the club demand that they should be treated better, taking all the evidence to fairy godmother who is very hesitant because COME ON she's never been that great she is biased to Auradon kids and if putting away those in the Isle is brought up she is all on it, she is jelly spined about doing anything against the royal kids. So the kids are like "Fine, if you won't help us we'll take this to the King himself!" Well mainly the queer mom's of the group (you know the ones I'm talking about) who lead the others and protect the anxious queers as they storm to Ben at his fucking locker and demand an audience because they are being harassed and bullied and none is doing anything. Ben had no idea there was even a LGBT club (too busy ig) and is gassed there is one for a moment before he's like "wait people are harassing you?" So Bisexual King Ben gets his lovely Bi wife and they start coming to club meetings and investing in the pins and stuff the club makes. Most club members are pleased but the queer mom's are apprehensive that this will help until some assholes come to the club to do their usual bullying only to find King and Queen Beast themselves siting there with rainbow bracelets and bi pins and all trying to have a nice old time eating their fucking cupcakes what the fuck are yall doing? The bullying dies down quick once they realise it ain't gonna fly, the other OG VK's that hear about this become members and very protective over their queer children. Did I mention Dizzy and Ceila are a part of the club? They're girlfriend's. Celia is one of the queer moms. Harry becomes one of the biggest protectors over the group as the pan dad. He's been going around snogging everyone and anyone wholl snog him everyone already knew he was queer they just didn't have the balls to try and bully him over it as much as they bullied the lil club members. But now Harry can often be seen in jackets and shit with pan and general queer patches and pins and running around with his gay children yelling "MOVE WE'RE GAY!!" He totally calls them his queer crew. Anyway as a result lots of queer royals start coming out of the woodwork, obvs Lonnie is one of them, and the club eventually serves to bring members of Auradon and the Isle close together.

Where was I? Yada yada auradon expects girls to be pretty princesses and boys to be brave knights or dashing princes. It's shit and should stop being portrayed as good. Moving on!

Food! One of the things we'll established in all movies is that the food of the Isle is shit compared to food of Auradon. The Isle has no fresh fruit which likely means its almost impossible for things to grow there which is fair because again there doesn't seem to be much fresh water and there are always clouds overhead so no sun. Maybe there is some people trying really hard to grow stuff but the general attitude of the Isle seems to be "there is no time for that" and fruits are forgotten so much that the VK's litterally don't knownwhat they are when they come across them. That and anything containing sugar. Actually it's mention by Dizzy and Celia that they enjoy the fact that the cake dosent have dirt or flies so basically food there is terrible. We don't see much food on the Isle but what we do see seems to be beans, eggs, chips and shellfish. Basically protine and carbs that can be easily stored and produced. To be fair beans are kidna good for you but they're likely a sign that if they get any imports from the mainland it is canned stuff. Prison food. There's probably some chef villain that is trying their best to make good food out of the shit but honestly the Isle dwellers should be angry that they've been deprived of good food for so long not happy they're finally been given decency.

Moving on, music! Auradon dosent have nearly as many musical numbers it seems, the Isle songs have a distinct style, to them, the villains that basically "founded" the place were masters of the dramatic songs (with backup or solo) so banging music is basically ingrained in the music's culture, even for battle as we see with the fight between Mal and Uma in D3. Meanwhile Auradon seems to have mainly romance and "I want" songs. Even Audrey's villain song is basically an I want song.

Okay let's talk about the Villains. We've established that the VK's are not inherently bad. However not all of them can be totally good and there are legit OG Villains just kinda chillin on the Isle. They've obviously lost quite a bit of their power, motivation and sanity (isolation will do that to ya as they lost everything and the VKs know no different) but deadass? They were bad guys. You can try to rehabilitate them sure but you've basically just let them free roam, they could make a runner and you wouldn't get the chance. They were also shitty patents which is brushed over/joked about in the interaction between Carlos and...man I feel bad I forgot her name deadass their relationship seemed to come out of nowhere in the second film she didn't seem interested in them at all and friendzoned them multiple times I'm pretty sure Disney did that becaue queer kids were relating to Carlos and headcanoning them as queer (which they deffinatly are) but deadass their mom is an attempted animal murderer and has hurt her child as we can see from how they're afraid of her and her rhetoric and yet it's "haha I'm afraid to meet your ma!" "Me too cus im a dog! Lol!" Fuuuuck offfffff

I think I'm running out of thoughts so here's a last one for now; with the magical barrier down a bunch of magical Villains kids should be coming out for the woodwork. We know Mal has magic basically stored in her so it's is possible, she technically doesn't need the spellbook to do magic it is just inherent to her. So with the diverse range of people from the isle there are deffinatly magic folk in there. Actually if we're following Disney movie law I saw something mentioning Jay being half Genie and yeah! He should be half Genie! Jafar got turned into a Genie he's probably only human because of the barrier! Oh also Ben should be able to go beast on command as long as he had a better beast form than he did in the movies. And give him back the beard and fangs like fuck you he looked so much better

Okay I'm done for now

[cosmosrival]

👀 Does Kama like to peg Ash? 👀

u know what... ? u know what ?

KamAsh headcanons (AND NSFW HEADCANONS) time!!!!!! i don’t care anymore i had fun writing the kama*master ones 

so have these !!!!! might also become a character analysis and trivia because i cannot stay consistent when im talking about them !!!!

reminder bfore i start: ITS FINAL ASCENSION KAMA. NOT THE OTHERS. 

ok we’re good now

i think kama tops by default in every relationship they’re in, but their true strength resides in the fact that they are vers. and i believe that ash is ALSO vers. because flustered kama is a luxury and super cute and delicious and BECAUSE YOU WOULDNT LET YOUR GOD OF LOVE TOP YOU ???? ARE YOU SURE ??? YOU WOULDNT LET URSELF BE PAMPERED BY UR GOD ? ARE U REALLY SURE ?

ash is very cute because he’s gap moe, his respect for parvati shows that he’s not just a rage machine and can very much think normally like ur regular gold hearted delinquent anime boy !!!! god i Love him... anyway, i think he respects kama enough to look out for them and worship them like a proper God!! i believe that ash would call kama things like ‘your divinity’, ‘your grace’ (and if u have some jp knowledge, i think he’d add “-sama” to their name) because they... are god? (i think arjuna and karna also call them like this !! polite mahabharatan warriors are good boys)

since ash never married in the epic, i like to think that it’s because he was very much focused on his duty and ALSO because his participation in the war was out of loyalty towards king dhritarashtra and hastinapur so he was... perhaps planning on getting married once the war Ends ??? HE WAS OUT THERE FIGHTING !!!!!!! but we all know what happened to him (sheds a tear) 

anyway i think he’d be a bit of a masochist. (the room falls silent and you all look at me)

SORRY THAT WAS VERY HARDCORE ALL OF A SUDDEN but hear me out, FIRST OF ALL this man was able to endure an immortality curse until lord krishna eventually decided to free him so he’d join the throne and SECOND OF ALL, in his interlude he speaks of looking for ways to repent because he regrets what he’s done. and since we’re kinky over here, i’m gonna throw gentle femdom in the mix bc i think it fits them and its cute. especially because kama is literally the best person he could apologize to. and the only person who’d make his repentance pleasurable (because its their mcfreakin talent !!!!!) even if it technically wasnt his fault, i think his need to atone would just... overpower that and he’ll want to do anything kama wants, just to earn a crumb of forgiveness (without being desperate about it because... HES GOT AN EGO STILL, COME ON)

i like to think that he’s tried to apologize properly before... in a tense moment when they’re both more calm and alone. but kama stopped him because it’d just make things worse. if kama loses the need to have a grudge, will they even be useful as a servant anymore ? would they forgive themself for being so lenient ? forgiving their murderer’s protégé when they havent even had proper revenge ? kamadeva might have been a benevolent god before, but now they’re a lot more malicious (mara...) and this pointless anger would just make them look like an idiot (because servant shiva doesnt exist (YET?)). and i think ashwatthama would understand. 

so he won’t say the words “i’m sorry” because it’d just hurt them. 

THO WILL HE STOP LOOKING OUT FOR THEM AND SPOILING THEM ? no he will not

kama would find him interesting because he’s perfect bullying fodder but as i said before, it doesn’t work on ash. HE’S A WARRIOR ??? A CURSED IMMORTAL ? DO U THINK THAT PETTY PRANKS LIKE THE ONES KAMA DOES WOULD AFFECT HIM ? “are you bored ?” he asks while they’re trying to surprise him from behind and jumpscare him, without even turning to face them. kama groans in defeat.

SEDUCTION DOESNT WORK ON HIM EITHER AND THATS SO FUNNY but thats where it becomes subtle, he grows attached to them because they’ve gotten used to eachother’s presence (and strength in battle... small things like that). love can be born out of simple things!! blatant bimbo seduction doesn’t work on him but when he comes to wake kama up, and they’re too lazy to get up or float and groggily order him to lean forward so they can hold onto his shoulders so he’ll lift them up when he straightens himself is...

he’d find it cute. they’re cute. when they reach the cafeteria it’s still quite early and he already knows what they like to eat and get their plate ready for them while they’re waking up and yawning. god... they’re cute... its so subtle and cute...

......ok time to be horny !!! (TOMATOES GET FLUNG AT ME)

i think that they’d reach this stage after a while, when kama just gives up on bothering him cuz he’s annoyingly strong (and ganesha is more fun to bother anyway) and since they’re around eachother very often, kama would grow comfortable around him. same for ashwatthaman ! they’re very nice to be around when they’re calm and just chillin. 

the only teasing kama hasn’t tried on him is being openly horny and come onto him, asking him things about himself. and ash revealing that he’s never done these sorts of things before (HES A LIL MAD CUZ ITS EMBARRASSING ... DAMN... !!!), i think it’d give kama ideas. I MLAUGHING TYPING THIS BC I DIDNT THINK OF HOW THEY’D COAX HIM INTO GETTING NAUGHTY YET AND IT SOUNDS LIKE A BAD PORN INTRO AHHHHHHHHHHH

ok yeah like i said i didnt think of the coaxing yet but knowing ash, kama could turn it into a competition and make fun of him a little and he’s ready to go. arrogant dummy. 

he’s polite but his arrogance is a charm point because he’ll def want to prove himself to the god of carnal love. imagine kama’s reaction when he actually outfucks them.

HONESTLY ? I BELIEVE HIS WARRIOR STAMINA WOULD JUST BE INCREASED ONCE HE BECAME A SERVANT. AND KAMA WAS NEVER A WARRIOR theyre a lavish and lazy god.

BUT THEIR EGO IS WOUNDED and their shocked reaction is cute and ash wants to keep holding them for a little longer

their sessions genuinely feel like hatefucking at first since they’re both weirdly competitive like that but then, guilt hits and kama feels like an idiot because they just came onto someone thats supposedly their enemy??? and they’re a bit distant in the aftermath, they almost... look a little shy. 

ashwatthaman isnt beating himself over it as much as they are tho. it felt good, he got to see a new side of them he never thought he’d get to see so intimately and... he outfucked God :) SO HE IS PROUD. but looking at them lying there, breathless and looking all sad worries him. so i can see him leaning forward and spooning them, holding their hand and kissing their fingers and it’s such a soft gesture, kama stutters and asks “Where.. where did you learn to do that.” and seeing their reaction, Ash blushes as well and explains that he saw his father kiss his mom’s hand once???? AND ITS... SUCH A CUTE AND OBVIOUS REASON. kama feels dumb for asking but it makes them chuckle. 

and i think seeing someone who constantly looks so tired and depressed, have a genuine little chuckle would melt ash right there. i think he’ll want to see more. 

AND FROM THAT POINT ON, i think kama would also get used to this... intimacy they start to share. when he wraps his arms around them he always hugs them in this protective way, as if he wanted to shield them from something. and when he holds them like that, they always feel the need to wrap their legs around his waist, hide their face against his neck and Allow him to cuddle them.

they both have an ego u know aha. so if u openly ask them about eachother, they’ll get embarrassed and shut u down. IT’S... IT’S NOT LIKE THAT (sweats)

it is. it is like That. 

ANYWAY THEYRE BOTH VERY VERSATILE and ash is pretty much into everything kama could teach him about. like i said earlier, he’s also fine with being manhandled, mostly the feeling of kama’s nails gently pressing against his skin, or being bit. i think he’d be into getting a lil feral.

a mutual once said that sexually liberated ashwatthama is hot as hell and i feel it in my bones.... kama coming onto him after a particularily short mission that got ash angry but not enough to let out some steam --> they get pounded into the mattress and they live for it because riling him up when he’s like that is actually really fun.

OBSESSED WITH THE BOTH OF THEM SLOWLY SEEING IT AS A GAME AFTER A WHILE... 

OH ash bottoming is also very cute. his first times would be awkward but kama is a pro at this anyways and i’m finally going to answer ur ask: YEAH HE GETS PEGGED !!!!! he finds out how excited he gets when kama calls him a good boy !!! and he never knew that he was into these sorts of things but holy shit it feels nice.

when kama gives him his first blowjob he almost loses his mind

what i really love about kama is that they can see how tense he gets, even if he’s having a great time, and i know they’d teach him how to relax. EVEN WHEN THEY’RE RIDING HIM, they’ll massage his pecs and his shoulders, set the pace and squeeze down on him just to hear him moan. stare at his surprised little face because he didn’t know he could make THAT kind of nois e ? ? ? ? ?

HE’S EMBARRASSED but he doesn’t want them to stop

OH YEAH i wanna come back on the whole masochist thing (I GET SNIPED), him getting repentance and being punished through sex is both very liberating and hot as hell, especially when it’s kama. ashwatthaman moaning ‘your divinity’ like it’s a prayer is also hot as hell !!!!!!! IDK i just think that they can both get very intense, and also last a while, until they’re thoroughly SPENT.

...and leave room for softness. kama gently brushing his wet hair behind his ear, leaving him breathless and a little shy. they then lean in to kiss him and he immediately melts into their touch. but then they bite his lip. and he ... he Likes it but he could almost pout.

time to get a little angsty (i lock gazes with you) i think that after a long while of sharing such a relationship, ash would almost say The Forbidden Words in a daze. and kama deeply kisses him so he stays quiet. and they’re just staring at eachother, until kama tells him that he’s not allowed to say it. and if he does, it’ll almost be a betrayal towards shiva AND themself. they’ve grown impossibly close but neither of them can say Those Words because they both feel like they’ll break something.

also bc they both have huge egos.

but i think that deep down they really want to say them. 

another variant of this is kama wanting to make him admit it, have him say Those Words. but because of his blessing and respect towards lord shiva, he cannot. both because of the guilt and that it’d end up feeling like a lie, even if his touches, his kisses and the way he looks at kama screams otherwise.

BUT REE WHAT ARE THE FORBIDDEN WORDS

"I Won't Say (I'm in Love)" Hercules (1997).

is this enough of a clue ;;);)););;;))))))) HAAHA

THEY HAVE SO MANY LAYERS TO THEM ITS UNREAL

anyway shower sex hot !! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

i also think that them mutually jerking eachother off is hot as all hell and ONCE AGAIN, flustered ash who doesn’t know what he’s doing (at first) is cute !!!! cute !!

ashwatthaman LEARNING from kama is also a big fave. they’re abt to bathe in kama’s luxurious bathtub they had master buy for them and they’re removing their earrings and he silently leans forward and bites their ear and suddenly their face is red. god. huge dummy god of love. i love them soooo much its unreal

THEIR DYNAMIC IS BASICALLY.. I WONT SAY IM IN LOVE but still look at eachother like they’re newlyweds everytime they get intimate and (sheds a tear) i think theyre super married

GOOD GOD .......BODY WORSHIP IS SOMETHING THEYRE BOTH HEAVILY INTO ALSO. both giving and receiving, even if kama is a lot less obvious about it and a lot more smug.

oh, i think ash would be the loudest between the two !! THIS ONE WAS OBVIOUS. hearing him like that would also coax kama into making more noise as well so its win-win 

ok to be honest i think i should draw porn of them being soft like... THERES DETAILS I HAVE IN MIND THAT ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO WRITE DOWN IN THE HEADCANON FORMAT and i’m too nervous about writing fics (looks away) but i have things to draw.

ANYWAY I THINK THIS GOT VERY LONG ????????? SO IM GONNA STOP HERE. IF U MADE IT THIS FAR: THANK U FOR LISTENING TO MY BRAINWORM !!!! 

[mikkock]

Uhm??????? Unacceptable?? Please tell me more about your OCs in that last art? I demand it? I want a full report on my desk before morning? Cite your sources please?

Oh no,, you’re asking,,, about my own faves,,, sorry to everyone, but I guess im never going to shut up ever now. (i already don’t shut up ever, what have u done, im now going to speak so much that society will collapse AT LEAST)

But for real. I enjoy pretending I don’t have faves, I love all my kids the same, buT WE ALL KNO THAT’S A LIE, those two my fave bitches (they snatched that title from the last two faves, rip to them, and they also snatched, n I must really make that clear, the title of “the bitches with the most AUs from the previous previous faves. Their power.)

SO. Get ready for a ride, table of content: them, their respective character, their story, and the pLETHORA OF ALTERNATE STORIES I GAVE THEM because i must yell about all the versions of my kids i have (non-exhaustive cause its that serious bro, but ill take extra time for the universe depicted in that art just for u bby). (tbh if clamp is allowed to sprinkle their fave gays in all their universes so am i, except they aint secondary characters there, every story is just theirs. love that concept.)(itll be so long you’re getting a whole novel even if i have to post it in two posts)

So~ Em twos. Dari n Wei-wei as I call em, or Dumbass n Egg if you wanna get friendly.

They’re my proudest instance of “oops i made a squad of characters, and two of them just accidentally were so perfectly compatible and complementary oh no I guess they’re in love now.” And then they became my favourite. Cause I guess their potential was too much (jk its bc they hot)

cuties.

I spent ten minutes wondering which to introduce first cause dang son, I want to talk bout them both so much shefjgfdg

First, as I technically designed him first (like ten minutes before the other), my man weiwei. if u ever saw my art its impossible that you havent seen him at least once. cause i’m legit always drawing him. cause im in love bro.

Demonstration : here are my computer scribbled weiweis of 2020 so far (with a few daris there n there they’re a package deal), that i could find, and they do not include all the paper sketches that i’m too lazy to take pics of. (i just been drawing him with so much hair these days that’s illegal, his brand is baldness)

But anyway, he’s CHEN Chia-Wei, he’s 21, he’s Taiwanese n I love him. Two very important facets of his character when you meet him: he doesn’t talk, and is absolutely, in every single dimension, built to make you fall head over heels for him.

He’s (in the “canon” storyline if i may call it that since it’s def not my most developed one but oh well) an art student, mostly paints but is also great at photography and videography (his vibe is busy hectic pieces with strong bold colours, lots of harsh edges, and very people focused).

Aside from that, he’s also super into fashion, and because he’s part of the rich boy squad (the “im broke so im giving half my characters wealth in compensation) he Can and Does exhibit some quite funky fits when he feels like it. (maybe a reason I draw him a lot, since my fave thing is pretty boys in weird ass clothes)(and then i also draw him in just casual shit cuz tittiful men in plain white tees you know. there’s just something about it.)

Small compilation of outfits. ft me and my band handwriting roasting outfits that id also kill to own but ok u know.

He digs music. (i make playlists for my OCs and i gotta say, his is the best one, i spent so many hours researching it, “arranging” it etc n its still a work in progress but dude. she got many moods my fave part is when it suddenly turns into so many cheesy ballads also she’s enormous cause im as wordy in playlists as I am in writing.) listens to a lot, n also he can play piano n guitar. cause you know. heartthrobs got to win your heart with a song (and if he’s alone he can even mumble some songs, who knows maybe even sing em softly, definitly a sight to stumble on accidentally). Big main artists that have his vibes are Hello Nico, No Party for Cao Dong, n Circa Waves’s “what’s it like over there” album.

He does a lot of sports. He ain’t fit through magic, rip to him. He’s got a serious routine, and it’s a time he likes to use alone, cause nothing like running at the break of dawn, alone with your thoughts, which you can just easily forget through the exhaustion of a workout session afterwards.

he also eats. A lot. Food is just good, bro. (the canon story is def happening some place europe aka his biggest struggle is how expensive food is here. outrageous.)

He secretly loves super cheesy movies. the dramatic romcoms??? the cute shows that are just so cute and worriless?? anything involving soulmates??? yeh dude. he watches it, he reads it, he listens to it, and he may cry about it, but no one will know. That’s the one true guilty pleasure. (and he definitly has a collection of romance dvds, books n manhuas in his old room back at the family home. where no one can see it. perks of studying abroad. no one can see ur hoarding of material that clashes your image. “yes i watch edgy experimental things haha yes i love those smart people movies of course wow the philosophy…” and then immediatly goes to watch the trashiest predictable but oh so sweet dramas all night)

While he doesn’t speak (as in with the mouth) he can communicate in a bunch of language, due to having moved around quite a bit. On top of his native mandarin and hokkien, he’s fluent in English, so he can use those to write, and is also fluent in TSL, and pretty good in HKSL (and from that, other close-in-syntax sign languages). So he doesn’t have trouble getting around, but then he is also overall quiet in public (with close friends and over text though, that’s another story, that’s where he gets chattier, and also where you may get more of his true personality). Also, he can speak with his sister. That’s pretty cool bro.

I was going to say he’s a very “hides his true colours under a shell” type of character but you know, for an egg character, that’s pretty ironic. We love poetic cinema.

He presents himself as a very laid back, chill detached dude, going with the flow and all that great stuff, and masterfully mixes just the right doses of mysterious, flirty and calm to just go around vibing. But ain’t that jUST THE MILLENIAL’S ILLNESS, those dANG KIDS, going around, gettin relationships but never intimacy 👏😢 (there’s more to it dont leave)

First of all, before you see the Drama, the Turmoil, the first thing you notice when you really do befriend him is that he’s c h i l d i s h, he gets sulky when things dont go following the plan, he gets whiny n jealous for not getting attention , he gets competitive over stupid challenges, and way too playful if you start teasing, and when he gets flustered too…you think you get cool stoic dude but actually you get a dude who’s reacting to things with way too much intensity, and boi i thought u were gon be mature what’s that why have you been pouting for three days over losing a bet come on- That’s mostly coming up when he interacts with his sister, but the closest you are to him to more of it you get to see.

He’s also an affectionate dude actually. Like physically. As in you’ll get spontaneous hugs. He’s come nap on your shoulder. That’s a perk of befriending him if you ask me.

Also he tries to look so cool, so tough haha. He’s actually a lil sensitiv boi. he gets fluffy, he gets flustered, he heart eyes. you turn around and he’s gazing at ya as if you were the whole universe. he gets a mini crisis for holding hands with his crush. ya know. he’s secretly a softie.

nerd.

Then in the “what he doesn’t show” (my fave part), where you stock all the anxieties, all the trauma… Obviously there’s a lot of anxiety here (selective muteness being a symptom of it, he hides the other ones very well) mostly fear of inadequacy, of abandonement and of loneliness. mmmmmmmaybe that’s why he was v reticent to continue pursuing that one guy he was into when he realised he was just a tad too into him oh no is that some,, like?? some lovey-love?? cant have that im afraid of gettin heartbroken bro. Aint that sad for a someone who’s one true goal is just findin someone to love and to be with forever, the struggles of yearnin for a soulmate when there’s nothing you fear more than getting attached to a person and letting them see you and your flaws.., delicious.

Now tho (because its so alone speaking about a character on their own and i just wanna get to the part where i can speak bout em together and how they bring out bits of each others ya kno, the good kush….), Dari…

He’s pretty, i must say, and got the funniest hair to draw, and comes from the most opposite background to weiwei’s.

Darian Andriev PARVANOV, also 21, comes from the remote Bulgarian countryside, but i still love him (this makes it sound as if i wouldnt normally love someone from the bulgarian countryside. its not what i meant. by default ud remind me of my son so you’d start being liked if u came from the bulgarian countryside) Now for the first instance of “wow, the complementarity”. The first thing i thought making Dari was that he looked too cool, and that he obviously was a dumbass, and mostly that he was physically unable to shut up. (o fuck he’s me)

best picture i could find of him. He’s got the dilemma of “wow he looked so pretty n cool until he opened his mouth” 

He’s ALSO an art student (cause they were initially created for the purpose of filling the gap of “i have ocs in every field except the one i sorta know that’s so stupid”), painting major (def vibes differently than weiwei though, he’s doing those soft pretty landscapes n flowers, everything real pretty and peaceful, we got some impressionism nerd in here folks). 

He was/is a real country boy, farm family, he helped tend the fields, he worked in plantations for pocket money, he knows how to take care of cattle and chicken and goats and all the cool babies you can take care of, he can tell whether the soil is good or not, he can drive a tractor, and doesnt fear dirt.

but then also he’s kind of a neat freak, he hates getting paint on himself, so the duality of man, dirt ok but paint? disgostin. his spaces are real neat and spotless, he likes cleaning (its relaxing) and does it nearly too often.

his dumbassery comes from lack of common sense and impulsiveness, aside from that he’s actually what you’d call “mad smart��, dude had em good grades, he can memorise pages upon pages of the most trivial information, he has an accumulation of knowledge beyond limits, and is good at problem solving. so he can recite all the words of the F letter of the dictionnary, but would also put a curling iron in his mouth to see if it would curl his tongue. (side note, he does have a problem with heat n fire, most his “oopsie how i wound up hurting myself on acccident” story involve burning -that stove was just too tempting…)

while he doesnt feel very attached to his home country, he does feel strongly for his family. he’d do anything for his mum (and actually does everything to make her proud already, that’s his one main goal), and he’s ready to sacrifice a lot for her (as in, spend years working non-stop a really uncomfortable job so his mother wouldnt have to pay a cent of his expenses even though she said she could by doing some sacrifices herself,and then being ready to come back as soon as needed if anything happened, and potentially drop his career and dream n go back to the farm life to provide for mama)(also he still does hold onto some parts of his home country’s traditions, and does sometimes feel homesick but more in a ‘i left the most beautiful landscapes n the city feels cramped and claustrophobic and i dont know people and i dont feel in the right place cuz im a forreigner with a thicc accent who doesnt master the language of this place and straight up have different body language communicators due to cultural difference oh lord i wanna be home where a nod means no and a head shake is yes i keep misunderstanding everything”)

if you want background noise he’s the perfect pal to call over, he’s just so chatty, he got hours and hours of non stop speech ready for you. you can shut him up once you’re done listening with the offering of food. works everytime.

he’s definitly not shy. neither in terms of talking to people, nor when it comes to making decisions. he’s quite bold, and rarely hesitates to go towards something he wants. he’s direct in his approach to most everything.

he likes partying. mostly the socialising part, talkin to people is just fun ya feel. and being in the crowd, doing whatever, pressure free? ya can dance n enjoy yourself, and people wont notice? yeah that’s nice. but doesnt do it super often cause broke bitches aint got the party time n budget. 

he likes arm. (just an excuse for me to drop this thing here cuz i like it)

While he’s an overall bubbly looking character, with a cheery loud personnality, he does carry some youth trauma that has him more reticent to engage in happiness, he comes from what you could call “not the wokest background” and he may have fallen victim of it : he’s kind of a flashy noticeable character, both physically and in his personnality, and doesnt exactly matches the expectations of dudes in the area he comes from (delicate, emotional and sweet guy? that doesnt exist bro). He went through it, and it has definitly had some impact on his confidence in many aspects. But he’s 100% the type of guy to put on the fake happy front because if feeling bad is sad, making the people you care about sad for you too is Unacceptable Right??? relying on friends?? what???

But then what are we supposed to be doing with such charming characters huh,,, 

Make them fall in love obviously.

Their story obviously has to do with falling in love and workin a relationship cause if I dont write romance i literally die, but I make the center pivot of all of it communication, and barriers in communications. Most obvious being them coming from wildly different cultures, having different native languages, and also the ways you adapt to muteness (what i love most bout that part is even then they fucked up given the easiest quickest small body language things to communicate are head nods n then i managed to make one come from the one country that reverses those like iconic how do they even understand each other -through a lot of work and love bro) but also on more “introspective” points, how to say things that you are even afraid to think about, how to open up and share your burdens and trauma with someone, how to say words you’ve been convinced you weren’t allowed to, the inner turmoil of communication in short. And then also communication through art, and through alternative unusual ways. If i were snobbish i could call it something like “a thinkpieces on how humans overcome obstacles in communication, and adapt, all for the sake of pursuing love” but fact is its mostly boys being in love n learning how to speak, figuratively and also quite literally. And also its me having fun with making characters evolve from each other, be able to influence each other for the better, helping each other be more comfortable with themselves and express the true things of their personnality, and discover new aspects. I just wanna write intense and soulful love bro.

So in less concept and more facts, weiwei meets dari, dari being his puppy self just immediatly strikes a conversation and weiwei gets interested cause “oho nice pretty boy? very good. i want some of that”. they get closer because you cant fight off the Power of friendship (and also the power of “what your friend is bestie with my friend?? guess we hanging out”) and then friendship and interest turns into pining, held back by respective dread of what romance with the other would mean (as in “romance?? cant have that we cant feel” and “with him?? cant do that, convince yourself he’s just a friend immediatly what would the family think”) but eventually they do have to just crash into one another cause that’s just the gravitational pull bro, its physics bro. and from then on its all unlearning destructive behaviours, bettering oneself with the help of the other, and getting over trauma to finally live ur best life. and gettin fckin married bro they’re both cheeseballs theyll wanna wed

BUT MAKING EM FALL IN LOVE ONCE ISNT ENOUGH time to make 3894853 alternate universes about em.

Lets speak bout my fave of those for a hot second.

First of all, the one of the art that brought this ask, guess i could call it “Pretty Tribes” AU, bunch of tribes live and do their things, having nature and energy powers. Dari n Weiwei’s tribes are bros, the latter’s powers needing them to move around to get energy from different places, enabling them different abilities. So basically they get to hang at the other’s place while the regenerate energy from there, and in exchange they help them out with various tasks (dari’s tribe is a rly farmer oriented one, with plant magic, while weiwei’s got more poyvalent powers, and have very good healers notably, so it comes in handy). The two boys were born a few months apart in their respective tribes, so naturally, anything the two clans meet, they’re put together to play and all, and from that they became besties, and each time they meet, after the gaps of time separating the two groups, they feel more and more of a little something else~ story is themed round growing up, friendship between clans, their traditions and cultures, and pretty boys in pretty clothes in pretty landscapes interacting with nature.

The superpower AU, i fuckin love it bro. Its an old one, made for other characters, but i just love it so much that i had to inject my faves in it. Its got a grimy ugly setting, bad government, propaganda, and fights between super-people (heavily mediatised for entertainment and reinforcing the idea that “look at these evil villains thank god us the good government protects you from them”), with a side of bad ethics in science. In all that, those two have the role of “those two young enemy warrior and villain, they were so powerful and fought so hard”, public figures, legendary and admired by both sides, everyone followed their fights, til one day they presumably died in one of their showdowns. (haha sike they actually found themselves talking for 5 seconds and realised they lived in a society, n built a plan to run away). The main characters get to find they’re alive because one of em had history with super-warrior-golden-boy and go to seek their help to overthrow the Big Bads. (stealing them from their nice gay cottage hermit life smh so rude)

Mermaids. I like those. Sailor weiwei sees merman dari, they both save each other in different occasions, they grow fascinated with each other, they’re at sea, water romance. Amazing. AU made half cuz i just like water n fish. and shirtless sailors.

(i couldnt find art of it in five minutes so have a link to that lil animatic piece i made of it once)

Indie band AU, where i was listening to songs that vibe so well with those two in general n then my brain was like “what if they’re the ones playing”. They’re (along with the rest of the art squad) a nice little alternative rock band, doing their thing, then one of their songs blows up, and they get quite the attention, to the dismay of dari who wrote that song in a moment of “oh no im so in love with my bandmate but i cant tell him what if i ruin everything we have going on ill just have to love from afar and deal with that” and now has way too many people interested in who he wrote it about and theorising from his every move when performing it (a mix of music, secret crushes and social media) (ft a picture of neither of them but its the least ugly art i found of this AU cuz its old and instruments are the bane of my existence)(also kelana is so pretty i gotta flaunt her around)

in kind of the same vibe, as in we’re in a music world overexposed to social media, i also integrated em to an AU i did for fun, “boyband AU” as its called aka idol based band system cuz you kno, i got a hobby, lets apply it. Band boy Dari and bodyguard Weiwei got a thing going on, but can’t really act on it in any way, because they’d just destroy the whole band if it ever came public. Featuring annoying bandmates, catchy pop songs and people making fanaccounts of that one hot Mr.Bodyguard cause dang he hot.

(all the art of this one so ugly im sorry)

SPY AU, one of my fave brand. They spies, they get assigned on the same mission, they work real nice with each other. spies hot. fights. strategy. i just like the concept. Gays taking down the worst traffics imaginable??? I love that song.(i actually have so much on this cause s p i e s are fuckin great)

Fashion. U kNOW i have an AU for fashion. Supermodel and his private stylist, trying to maintain the line of professionalism. And failing to do so. Lets make out in unpractical designer clothes.

Have an highschool AU for a bunch of characters, injected them as “spinoff”, start chatting online being art buddies, fall in love without meeting (ft. all the iconics of internet friendship like knowing tiny details of their personnalities but not the fact that they have a sister or “waIT ur a GUY i thought u were a girl wow wild good news for my gay ass”)

n those are my faves as far as i remember, i got a fuckton of small other ones that arent fleshed out enough, or some that are more of a guilty pleasure universe, and some that are more like “projects that i can expend on as soon as i run out of daydream material” (like u kno those hospital drama shows with super innacurate medicine n shit like idk scrubs or whatever, yeh i want some of that but im keeping it for later)

[taeyeonsb]

miraculous ladybug!minsung

because we deserve it

masterlist if u want it lol

this is way too Long (over 6k yike) and it’s Complicated (u should probably watch the show before reading this if u havent) and probably woulda been better as prose and i use the word yeet way too many times but u kno what

this my life and these my choices my very gay choices

aight lads

miraculous!minsung au !!!!!!

aka flirty pun-making Confident Gay chat noir!minho who’s a real sweetheart irl and amused, taking-nothing-from-no-one ladybug!jisung who is The Ultimate Panicked Gay over his crush irl

featuring: chan as the Nino figure aka minho’s buddy and felix as the Alya figure aka jisung’s Relationship Help and BFF

ugh ok so minho is the son of a well-known music producer in jyp

and guess who can sing beautifully? and dance beautifully?? and exist beautifully??? minho!!!!!!!

minho is an idol!!!! hes a soloist and his father produces all his tracks

but minhos also under very strict surveillance all the time bc yall know sometimes fans get a lil yikes

also hes always practicing (hes a tired boy let him rest)

it’s safe 2 say ,,, jisungs a lil starstruck

just a lil tho haha!!!!!! he just finds minho ,,, talented that’s all

and gorgeous and kind and charming and smart and totally bf material

also he loves producing music in his spare time, and he rly admires minho’s dad for his work

jisungs parents run a bakery I lov that aesthetic with sungie bye

jisung is rly good at making bread, his dad taught him to make it by hand and now he the Master

super friendly with all the customers when he works in the store front, buddies w all the regulars

(including hyunjin, seungmin, and jeongin who are jisungs friends/classmates and stop in a lot to just hang out, drink hot chocolate, and do their hw)

jisungs pretty much friends w everyone except u know the rich snobs who didnt have to get into their school on a scholarship and who look down on jisung for working in his parents’ bakery

but u know what? jisungs gotten good at ignoring the haters bc they dont matter

tl;dr jisung is the purest baby who loves everyone with his whole heart and brings in baked goods for his friends just bc he loves them that much ;;;;

and minhos a boy who loves to sing and dance and smile but gets tired sometimes

I’m not gonna change their superhero personas from the og show’s because minho fits as chat noir and also I’m lazy and squirrel is hard 2 put into a superhero name I’m sorry

jisung as ladybug means he needs to think on his feet a lot, hes a good problem solver, and he is almost too willing to sacrifice himself to help others

minho as chat noir means he needs to take care of ladybug, who in turn takes care of seoul

chat noir ,,, chat noir is the only real way minho feels like he can be himself

like ya he pours himself into his dancing and singing and he loves it, but there’s so many cameras, so much makeup and editing and his formulated smile hurts sometimes

but as chat noir, with a mask on and a name he chose for himself, he feels so free

at first, it was just chat noir saving seoul, and he was happy with that; alone and anonymous and doing good for the community

at first he was rly apprehensive towards master fu when he told chat noir he’d be getting a partner

this is his literal only chance to be free and hes getting a partner? yike

but his partner is this guy named ladybug with big shiny eyes and a heart-shaped smile and ok minho can be a little more open minded towards the concept

fast forward a year from their meeting and debut as superheroes

minho is head over heels for ladybug

just ,,, the way ladybug is so selfless and witty and level-headed and calming and laughs so effortlessly?? talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, showstopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

jisung tho? head over heels for minho

the way he holds himself even tho hes tired? the way his eyes light up when hes doing smth he loves?? the way he is so endlessly kind, even to ppl who dont deserve it??? talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, showstopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before

that’s right lads it’s a love square y'all’ve seen the show

ok now the story’s actually starting sksjdj

one day …

minho wakes up late like usual

he cant help it!!! hes just tired from practice ,,, and he couldnt rly sleep last night ,,, bc he was ,,,, thinking abt ladybug ,,,,, oops

he ends up washing his face, throwing his clothes on, and yeeting himself out the door lmao

he does his makeup in the car on the way there ,,, it be like that sometimes

and who needs breakfast anyway?? Definitely Not Minho Hahahhaahhhha

he comes into first period (english) just in time and hastily takes his seat in the second row

minho sits next to this guy felix in first period who falls asleep half the time but it doesnt matter at all bc hes fluent in english

when he sits down, felix is talking to his best friend jisung, who’s turned around completely in his chair, eating a croissant happily while listening intently to a story felix is telling

“so then I see this dark shadow cross over the street, and guess who it is???? LADYBUG that’s who!!!!!!! that guys so cool!”

jisungs eyes widen, and he smiles. the sight’s endearing for some reason

“you saw him? that’s so cool! what abt chat noir, did u see chat noir?”

jisung breaks off a part of his croissant and offers it to felix, who accepts it and shoves the entire thing in his mouth

then he turns to minho, and minho doesnt know why but it feels like jisung sees everything abt minho in just that gaze

but jisung just smiles, and breaks off another piece of his croissant, then gestures it in minhos direction

“do u want a piece?”

why is felix smiling so widely?

minho nods, and takes it, murmuring “thank you”

JISUNGS HEART IS GOING ASBNNSJDJF BYE

minho doesnt understand why felix throws a pen at the back of jisungs head, nor why jisung turns around and hisses “shut up lix” even though felix didnt say anything, but u kno

It Be Like That Sometimes

the day progresses, as days do, and then it’s over, and minho’s walking with woojin and chan towards the main entrance

they get to the bottom of the stairs when “minho hyung!” sounds behind them, and minho turns to see felix running after them, hair flopping everywhere

“is it true?” minhos abt to ask what felix is talking abt but then felix taps something on his phone and shows minho a tweet. “is ur dad really doing a music competition?”

oh lmao minho forgot that was happening

“yeah!”

“so ,,, whoever wins will … will get to record their song with you”

minho groans internally ;; that’s so embarrassing ;;;;;;; he doesnt want to be a reward

“yep!” he says, instead of groaning

felix beams and bows, “thank you, hyung, see you tomorrow!” before bowing to chan , then running off again

felix yeets out his phone n puts that ish on speaker so he can dm jisung the tweet

“sungiesungiesungie did u see it”

“see what hoe”

“check ur dms hoe”

jisung SCREECHES

“absndjjdjsjdjsjjjjjjjjjjfffffffff?¿? PRODUCE???? SONG?????? MINHO????? UGH BRB IM GOING TO CRAWL INTO THE SEWER”

felix sees jisung pacing around the courtyard and hangs up

“hey let’s go home!!!!!!! we can drink hot chocolate and choose a song for u to submit!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

ughf get u a bff like felix

as soon as they get home they go upstairs and jisung goes up into his loft bed and fetches that laptop to start sifting thru his music folders

felix goes downstairs 2 la bakery to fetch les hot chocolates

they squish together on jisungs beanbag chair and search for suitable songs

jisung sorts his music into folders labeled with one of 5 emotions :) :(

“cant do love songs ,,, love song with minho? I’d burst into tears ,,, or flames ,,,, or BOTH :O”

“definitely cant do love songs about minho imagine the disaster that would make of me”

“cant do sad songs dont want minho sad want minho happy”

“ahhhhhhhhHHHHhhhHgh”

“well what abt a song u think minho could relate to? like about ,,, the stresses or expectations on students and young ppl ,,, or maybe abt feeling trapped? I know his schedule is always pretty packed, and taxing”

:o “OMG FELIX UR A GENIUS”

“I do what I can”

so jisung gets to work!!!! he’s had a tune stuck in his head for a couple days now, and when he Gets Down To Business it basically writes itself

he and felix are completely relaxed

,,,,,,

until

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

haha y e et

a k u m a

theres a disturbance that they can hear from far away, and felix’s phone goes off with an alert for ppl to stay inside + stay safe

naturally, felix does the completely opposite

he lovs ladybug and chat noir!!!!!!! and he is Not gonna pass up a chance 2 see them irl!!!!!!

“cmon sungie come with me!!!! we can see ladybug! and chat noir!”

gotta think fast jisung

“im on a roll with this song :((((((((( i just wanna write now”

well who can say no to jisungs puppy eyes

not felix thats who

“ok!!! i’ll take pics 4 u”

so felix runs out; jisung stopped trying to convince him to stay home and stay safe a long time ago bc it never worked (he always snuck out to watch)

T I K K I ,  S P O T S  O N ! ! ! ! ! !

it’s transformation time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

then it’s save seoul time!!!!!!

jisung yeets himself over rooftops to where there are bright flashes of light streaking around haphazardly and tries to see what’s going on

then, of course, there’s an arm around his waist

“good evening ladybug!” minho says brightly, spinning his staff absentmindedly and leaning his chin onto ladybugs shoulder

“hello chat noir ,,, u ready 2 save our city again?”

our city oof

ugh ladybugs so adorable minhos gonna combust

keep it cool, chat noir! u got this buddy!! get ur mans!!!

“sure am! u sure ur ready tho?”

minho watches ladybug swoosh his hair back, then crack his knuckles and jump off the building

minho follows suit, like always

gotta protecc the bf, u kno

ughfhfh minho cant take his eyes off ladybug throughout the entire battle

he gets slammed into the side of a building by a tendril of light because of it but whats new lmao

oh no wait thats gonna Hurt tomorrow at dance practice yike ://

well it is what it is

and it’s worth it bc minho can see and predict everything that could possibly hurt ladybug and Fight It off

whenever ladybug falls or stumbles or trips minho feels the urge to pick him up and never let him go ;;;;

dont we all lmao

and as ladybug leaps up into the air to give his final strike, minho watches, like he always does, and waits for ladybug to make it back down to the ground (like he always does)

minho jumps down to join ladybug, who just finished cleaning everything up, and who’s humming a tune minho’s never heard before

it’s rly pretty

and then he sings a line, “and even if i’m slow, i’m worth the effort it takes to grow” and Yike how has minho never heard the lohl sing before?? his voice is so beautiful??? help???????

“ur staring boi”

of course i was staring ladybug every time i see u you get more and more unbelievable

“and what r u planning 2 do about that”

“nothing, considering i have like 0.2 seconds until i change back! see u later” boy see u later blackpink is the revolution

ladybug runs off, but not before winking, then smirking, then actually smiling at minho, as if hes trying to make minho cry

minho basically has to go straight to dance practice, but the whole time he cant stop replaying that one line ladybug had sung

when he gets a break, he sits against the mirror and looks up the line on Le Google ,,,,, but Le Google doesnt have les answers ,,,, apparently it isnt from anything??? and it’s not like he can just ask

:(

whelp it be like that sometimes ig

so he goes home ,,,, and goes to bed late again ,,,,, definitely Not thinking of ladybug

back to jisung lol

he has to race back home so he can beat felix there and pretend he was in his room the whole time

on the way back he slips into an alley to transform back from ladybug to sungie, just so ppl dont see him yeeting himself through the bakery’s upstairs window and make Connections

he has 22 snapchat notifs, all from felix, so after he rinses his face with cold water to cool down and changes into his pjs, he watches all the videos

it’s weird ,,, to see himself from a different pov ,,,, and chat noir

u know what they say: if u cant dissociate in real life store bought is fine

felix bursts in a couple minutes later, looking like he ran all the way home

“i did!” he says when jisung asks before ASDSKAFJHing and talking about ladybug and chat noir for 298730 hours, until jisung looks at the clock

“it’s pretty late, ‘lix; are u staying over?”

“on a school night? nah. but i will stay over this weekend! good luck on ur song sungie!!!!!!!! dont stay up too late bby !” felix blows a kiss over his shoulder as he saunters out of jisung’s room and down to the now-closed bakery store front

jisung stays up late anyway

he needs to work on his song ok! !!!!!!!!!! inspiration isnt always this easy 2 come by, he needs to take advantage of it!!!! !!!! !

“what time did u even sleep last night? ?” felix asks the next morning @ school

“i finished the song, ‘lix!!!! well,,, like a first rough draft ,,, i finished the lyrics and the basic melody and figured out what i wanna use as the background instruments and –”

“sung. what time. did u go to sleep”

“ uhh h hh”

“sungie”

“ , , , , , , ,,,,,,,,, uhhhhhhhhh idk  ,,,, myb like ,,,,  four”

“H A N  J I S U N G” - felix, scolding jisung while pulling out the chair of the desk next to him thats been empty all year so jisung can sit down and laying jisung’s head on his lap and petting his hair

minho comes in and sits on felix’s other side, and doesnt seem to bat an eye at the very cute and soft and adorable sight

felix doesnt even notice bc hes so busy weaving small braids into jisungs hair

even jisung doesnt notice and thats how u kno hes sleeby

when the bell rings to start first period felix picks jisung up off his lap

jisung whines and doesnt open his eyes, but felix flicks him in the forehead before handing him his water bottle and a waffle from his lunch box and sends him on his way back to the first row for class

“mmmmm thamks”

“u better get some gosh darn sleep tonight or else”

and minhos just a bystander here and hes trying to focus on the grammar drill on the board but jisung still looks so tired and minho has the Urge to Protect

some ppl just need to be taken care of!!!

like ladybug, his brain supplies helpfully, but minho tells his dumb brain to shut up bc thinking of ladybug does Not help him focus

days pass

it’s pretty quiet in seoul, so jisung hasnt needed to save anyone lately

normally he’d be kind of bored and restless, but he’s going Maximum Overdrive mode on his song for minho’s competition

“but sung!!! ur song is already so good!!!! it’ll win for sure, you’ve put so much time and effort into it!!!!!!!!”

“thank u tikki but it needs to be perfect!!!! i need it to be good enough for minho to sing it ,,, if i even win :(”

“dont work too hard!!! remember to take care of yourself too!!!!”

i love tikki bye like what a sweet and supportive little flower A+ kwami??

“what if my song is good but my voice sounds bad? what if minho hates my voice?”

HE WONT BABY UR VOICE IS SO SO PRETTY ;;;;;;;;;;

but despite all jisungs worries, the submission date approaches steadily

minho tho

he’s restless too, from the silence in the city

he misses ladybug helping people, misses flying through the streets, being free

so to cure his loneliness, minho just throws himself into practice more and more

his dad warned him to not sing too much so as to not strain his voice before the song competition, so he dances the night away every night!

believe it or not ,,, hes nervous for the competition

like yea hes not entering it or anything ofc but ,,, hes just kinda nervous. no real reason but it be like that sometimes

but time waits for no one

the day of the competition arrives!!!!!!!!

jisung was physically forced into his bed the night before by felix and held captive there all night, so hes well rested but still anxious lmao

minho is not well rested but he has a really good under-eye concealer and some espresso and thats basically the same thing so

felix ends up having to be the one who writes the email to the submission email because jisung is literally vibrating in his seat

tikki peeks out of his hoodie pocket, just so she can give him an encouraging wink

“sent!!!!! now do u wanna go get some ice cream? i’ll drive!!!”

what a sweetheart felix i lub u bye 

it’s an agonizing week

minho can’t listen to any of the songs so it’ll be a surprise for him whoever gets picked

and he Still. Misses. Ladybug. :((((((((((((((((

but then his dad comes into his room and announces that he picked a contest winner

“omg who is it dad”

“han jisung!!”

“:o”

yes jisung i knew u could do it :,)

so since minho actually knows him, he gets to be the one who tells jisung he won!!!!!!!!

he’s kinda nervous about it even tho he has no reason to be yike

but!!! he forges on like a true superhero!!!!

and in first period the next day before the bell rings he leans forward and taps jisung

jisung turns around with wide eyes, and he smiles when he sees it’s minho (jisung has a really familiar-looking smile, minho notices; it’s really pretty)

“hey hyung! whats up”

“oh uh uhm so u know the contest??? the song one?”

“… ye ah ?”

JISUNGS TREMBLING BYE

“well ,,,, u won!!! congratulations!!!!”

“ ? ? ?  ? ?? ? ? ? ?? ? hm?”

jisung is 110% sure that he misheard, bc him?? win???

????????

whomst?

“u won! the contest! ur song was selected! im really excited to listen to it! oh, and sing it! i’ll be honored!”

jisungs not rly sure whats going on to be honest

“i what?”

POOR MINHO AHJKSDFS

he just kinda looks toward felix, who was watching the exchange with a delighted smile, for help

felix gets the message, thankfully, and says “sorry he’s illiterate” to minho before standing up to reach fully over his desk and cupping jisungs face and smooshing his cheeks

“jisungie?”

“hm?”

“remember that song u wrote last week?”

“yeah”

“and remember the competition u entered it in?”

“yeah”

“ur song won!”

“are u sure?”

“yep!! im sure!!!”

“hmm …”

so felix lets jisung go, and jisung turns back to the front and opens his english notebook to start the drill

“give him, like, five minutes,” felix says to minho, who nods. “sorry, it’s just ,,, he has a hard time recognizing something he’s done is actually good”

JISUNG ;;;;;;; - me and minho and felix, simultaneously

true to felix’s word, five minutes later jisung’s head snaps up

he looks back to felix for reassurance, who just gives him an encouraging smile and a nod

jisung smiles back, tentatively at first but it  f l o u r i s h e s  into a breathtaking, full-face smile

wow omg he looks so happy

minho hasnt ever heard one of jisungs songs (he never even knew jisung wrote/composed songs) but he is so beyond glad jisung won just bc of that smile

then jisung glances at minho, who smiles too, and jisung flushes but still glows before he turns right back around, back straight and listening intently to the teacher talking about the difference between gerunds and participles

minho feels warm the whole rest of the day :,)

later that day :)))))

minho invites jisung over to the studio after school ends!! they have a song to work on, after all

jisung has to go home to grab his music stuff so minho offers to walk him home (what a GENTLEMAN) but jisung denies

“i dont want u to have to go out of ur way! i’ll just meet u there! text me the address?”

jisung gets a text later on from an unknown number that says forgot i didnt have ur number lmao!! got it from felix :) heres the address

jisungs heart goes OOF

he grabs his laptop and notebook and puts em in his tote bag

then he grabs some cookies and puts em in a tupperware container, then yeets that into his bag too cause brain food!!!!

he also snatches a hoodie bc it might be cold! and it’s his favorite hoodie, so it can kinda be a security blanket of sorts

jisung shoots felix a text going to minhos!!! wish me Luck, to which felix replies ;-) ;-) ;-) ;;;;-)

he slips in his earbuds for the walk over, and he smiles at nothing at all

hes just so happy!! it feels like nothing can go wrong ever!!! he’s getting to spend time with minho, talking about music!!!! two of his top five favorite things together!!!!! what could be better?

jisung doesnt realize the address minho sent him to was the actual jype building until he gets there and checks the address

D: D: D: D: HE WASNT PREPARED FOR THE JYP BUILDING

but!!! he takes a deep breath and forges on

he deserves to be here!!!!!!!!! he earned his place here!!!!!!!!

he goes to the second floor, to the recording room all the way at the end of the hallway, and knocks on the door

omg what if he sees a member of twice here??? he’d Combust

the door swings open, and there minho is!!!!! in all his glory!!!!! he’s put on a hoodie and it looks so boyfriend that jisung wants to cry

minho immediately invites him in, and omg what a studio :o it has a bunch of monitors and sound mixers and there’s a recording booth and it’s all so professional and shiny and jisung cant believe he gets to use all this :,,)

there are two rolly chairs and a couch, and there’s a candle burning on a shelf next to a christmas cactus in a pretty yellow pot

the window’s open, and the lights are on but not too bright

“is it too cold in here? i like having the window open, but it’s no trouble at all if you wanna close it, just let me know ok”

“no i totally love the energy in here! a+ creative atmosphere”

minho sits down then, so jisung takes the other rolly chair, and brings his laptop and the tupperware out of his bag, then his notebook and water bottle

“i brought cookies!! theyre lemon shortbread!”

“oh, awesome! thank you so much!”

minho’s shy grateful smile omg hes so cute

jisung logs onto his laptop and pulls up the audio file of his song, but when he hovers the cursor over play he feels so nervous

this was ok over email, but in person? being able to see minho as he hears jisung’s song? that just feels so so intimate ;;;

“hey, don’t worry, ok? your song beat out a lot of others to win. i know it probably seems awkward, and personal, but i’m not going to judge this, or you!”

how did minho know omg

jisung smiles and nods, “just so you know, i’m not like a trained singer or anything, so it’s not going to sound anywhere near as good as you will, and it’ll sound better once it’s produced in here, more polished and stuff, cause the stuff i have at home isn’t this professional.” he lets out a laugh that only lasts a breath before saying “ok” and starting the song

safe 2 say

minho is Shook

the beat like ,,,, fills up the room, with this reverberating, almost underwater-like quality

minho is Enchanted

and it’s almost at the eight-count mark, and it feels like jisung’s gonna start singing soon, and minho is Anticipation, and then

,,,,,,,yikeyikeyikeyik

jisung hears smth outside ,,, he pauses the song and looks at minho

“did u hear that”

“hear what”

he hears it again, and his instincts are telling him IT’S AN AKUMA IT’S AN AKUMA so he tenses up

and when the window shatters (and takes some of the wall around it with it) jisung was lowkey prepared for it so on reflex he basically launches himself at minho, trying his best to cover minho w his body

what a hero omg

lo and behold: it’s an akuma

the blast from the villain was (either intentionally or not) aimed at them

jisungs gotta transform but hes also gotta get minho to safety ;;

but minho is way ahead of him, grabbing jisungs hand and leading him across the building and down the stairs

“here, gotta get u to safety ,,, i think i know who the akuma might be aiming for, so you should be ok here ,,, i have to, um, i have to go now, but text me after just so i know ur ok!!” theyre outside now, a good distance from the jyp building

jisung just nods, and minho just throws a smile, then “im sure ladybug and chat noir will be here in no time! they’ll have it under control!!”

then minho says he has to go

jisung, internally: “No I Must Protect You”

jisung, externally: “omg ok but stay safe!!”

he realized he has to transform somehow, and he certainly doesnt have the guts to just leave minho here alone so

T I K K I ,  S P O T S  O N ! ! ! ! !

lets get this bread, han jisung!!!!!!!

chat noir is already there when jisung comes up

“yo”

“yo”

whats better than this? just guys bein dudes

“do u know what caused the akuma?”

chat noir nods

jisung waits

“r u gonna tell me?”

he just smirks, the bastard, then “ya so this guy at jyp, think his name is lee min-something, had a thing, like a contest?”

“lee minho, but go off i guess”

mihno, internally: “omg ladybug knows me”

minho, externally: “ya so the akuma’s probably aimed at whoever decided the results of the contest were. ppl can get really beat up about losing”

“yikes”

“yikes indeed,” chat noir says, then offers his arm to jisung. “shall we?”

ughf gentleman of the century

jisung takes it, rolling his eyes and definitely not smiling fondly at chat noirs antics

and together they jump into the fray!!!!

it’s going just like a normal battle when minho’s fixation on ladybug gets the best of him

the akumatized girl sees his distraction and trips him up before freezing him in place

minho honestly just is ready to die. hes Accepted it.

hes pretty sure ladybug isn’t looking at him and isnt going to, and he already used his cataclysm and he cant exactly shout for help so what can ye do

but he doesnt give ladybug enough credit, because there he is behind the girl, and the girl’s reaching down to grab minho’s miraculous (which is in his necklace) when ladybug yeets his yoyo so it ties the girl’s arms to her torso

jisung, internally: nOT. ON. MY. WATCH. NOT ON MY WATCH

jisung snatches her flash drive and snaps it in half, watching it clatter to the sidewalk and watching the black-and-purple butterfly fly away

TIME TO DE-EVILIZE!!!!!!!!! (de-evilize? de-evilise? idk)

jisung captures that akuma in his yoyo and then opens it back up, letting the now pure white butterfly fly off into the sunset

no more evil-doing for u, little akuma :)

and then jisung casts that spell 2 make everything return to the way it was

chat noir unfreezes, and he basically topples over, so ladybug with his Swift Reflexes of course has to catch him

they end up ,,, a lil close ,,, ,,, ,,,,,,,,

;)

then chat noir’s necklace beep beeps so he straightens up, rubbin the back of his neck and coughin

they do their lil nerdy handshake of course, then chat noir waves and yeets himself out of there

and then jisung remembers

minho

he’s gotta get where minho left him so minho wont be suspicious!!!! so he finds another dark alley to de-transform and catches tikki in his hands when she falls, tired out of her lil mind :,,)

he promises to feed her cookies asap, but now he’s gotta find minho!!!

so he wanders out, trying to look as natural as possible

“jisung? jisung!!”

omg it’s minho

“i’ve been looking for u!!” minho says, like thats not an Earth Shattering Thing for jisung to hear “are u ok? u didnt get hurt, did you?”

“nope im all good!! what about u? where did u go?”

“i just had to make sure my dad was ok ,,, he was the target of the akuma ,,,”

“omg i hope hes alright!”

“hes been thru worse tbh ,,, but no matter now! it’s all in the past!! now i can finally hear your song!!!” minho looks so sincere and earnest and enthusiastic ugh this boy is not good for jisungs heart

“ ,,,, u ,,,,,,,, u still want to?” jisungs eyes are wide and his mouth is a tiny bit open which makes his cheeks even squishier and more adorable

“well only if ur still up for it! i know it’s been kinda chaotic but i think it’d be a nice end to the night, dont u?”

and rly ;;; who is jisung to say no to that

so they head back

minho keeps sneaking super subtle glances towards jisung

smth abt him seems …… different …. like not in a bad way at all, he just seems more confident now? his shoulders arent hunched over anymore and it looks like the shadows have left his face

confidence is a good look on him, minho decides

the studio seems very quiet after everything, but all of jisungs stuff is still there, and the atmosphere lightens up very quickly with minho cracking lame jokes and jisung giggling that adorable adorable adorable giggle of his

minho opens the window back up (it’s gotten a little colder, so jisung finally slips on his hoodie) and they sit down and both eat a couple cookies (jisung sneaks two in his pocket for tikki) and jisung drinks his water before sitting up in his seat, running a hand through his very soft-looking hair

jisung looks nervous again ;;;

so minho does what any good friend would do !!!!

grabs his hand

“hey, sung, don’t be nervous! i’ve already heard the beginning, and i’m honestly really impressed already ok?”

“really?” jisungs eyes are so wide and shiny and minho wants to protect Forever and ever

“of course! youre like super talented!!”

blushblushblushblush

jisung hits play

it’s even prettier than minho remembered

and when jisung starts singing, he feels a whole lotta air leave his chest

HIS VOICE IS SO SO GORGEOUS IT SOUNDS SO SWEET AND LOVELY BUT POWERFUL AND EMOTIONAL AND EVERYTHING HOW IS JISUNG NOT AN IDOL YET

and the lyrics are so resonant, minho cant help but find himself relating a lot to what’s being said and a little part of minho’s mind is wondering if jisung wrote this song to him

minho’s lost, he’s so lost in the push and pull of the song, until

“and even if i’m slow, i’m worth the effort it takes to grow”

wh

wH

WHAT

minhos trying his best to keep it professional but it’s kind of hard because ??????????? LADYBUG SANG THAT LINE

ladybug sang that line

minho did research, and it wasn’t in any already-existing song

so it’s an original line

this is an original song, by jisung

???????

minho knows what it means

D: D: D: D: D:

he didnt think he was going to face the biggest event of his life tonight!!

even after the final beats fade out, minho cant stop staring at the monitor

“uhm ,,, ah, hyung, what did ,,,, what did you think?”

poor jisung sounds so nervous ;;;;;;;;

minho turns to face him, and yeah, his hair color’s the same as ladybug’s and they’re around the same height, and his smile is blindingly bright too and it’s shaped like a heart, and his eyes are the same

“i’ve heard that line before” minho says slowly and contemplatively and completely without context

“hm?”

jisungs hands are trembling so he stuffs them in his hoodie pocket, moving until tikki is pressed against his palm

the contact comforts him poor baby ;;;

“that line. ‘and even if i’m slow, i’m worth the effort it takes to grow.’”

minho’s eyes are looking so intensely into jisungs aaaaAAAAAAAAA

“wha-? but i’ve never written it? or published this anywhere? the only time i ever sang this in front of someone other than felix was –”

jisung looks like a deer caught in headlights

theyre staring at each other, barely breathing, each one afraid to say it in case theyre wrong

minho takes the first step, leaning forward in his chair until their faces are less than a foot apart

jisungs looking down at him now, and theres so much want in his eyes

“is it you?” jisung whispers into the air between them “are you …. are you my chat noir?”

his voice is so small now

“yeah, sung, i’m your chat noir, always, always yours”

minho reaches up to cup jisungs face and jisung lets him, jisung leans into the touch and closes his eyes for a moment, like he’s been wanting this for ages

he has lmao

“can you kiss me, then? my minho”

god jisungs smile could outshine anything

“of course, sung”

ladybug’s here, he’s right in front of minho, and in addition to the brave, wonderful, witty superhero with eyes like the stars and a heart-shaped smile minho fell head over heels for he’s also this talented, sweet, shy boy with eyes like the stars and a heart-shaped smile

minho kisses him

they fit so well together

jisung is so warm, and soft, and they taste like lemon shortbread cookies together

minho moves his other hand to jisung’s waist, then his back, and jisung slides his arms around minho’s neck, and this is everything they’ve ever wanted

minho’s wondered for so long how it’d feel to hold him

and he has his answer!!

it feels: incredible

minho cant stop smiling into their kiss so they break apart ;;;

then jisung starts smiling ;;;;;;;

theyre just smiling and soft and happy and in love

later, jisung asks what minho thought of the song

“it was so so good like im not even exaggerating it sounded so real? but like the actual music sounded so ,,, unreal. and like the lyrics were something i could relate to so much, and your voice is unbelievable, sung”

jisung buries his blushy face into minhos neck, whining

“im serious, you’re so talented”

felix cries for twenty minutes when jisung tells him everything that happened

(well … almost everything. not the superhero bit)

jisung ends up crying too,,, it’s been a long night for him

felix stays the night, but they dont end up having gotten a lot of sleep

it’s a lot of jisung soft ranting about minho and felix being the supportive bff we all know and love and appreciate

“ah, sungie” felix says at like 5am, when the suns starting to rise “im so happy for you”

theyre curled together on jisungs twin size bunk bed and ya it’s a lil cramped but who cares

jisung hides his big dumb beautiful grin in felixs shoulder

“thanks, ‘lix”

minho kisses jisung on the cheek when he walks in that morning and jisung trips over his love for minho

for real he barely function in class

minho just smiles at him adoringly

his bf is so cute bye

they work together on the final version of the song most days after school

the studio version minho was supposed to record ends up being a duet once minho drags his father in to listen to how well his and jisungs voices fit together

“we do fit well together, huh” jisung says, when he’s all done polishing it up, curling up into minho

minho kisses his temple (im so soft for that bye) and just softly says “yep! we do”

[nongbabe]

Watermelon - Roomate Mark Lee

this scenario is entirely based off of this gif not going to lie

Scenario: Mark Lee just really likes watermelon and also you 

okay so you’ve been roommates with make lee since the beginning of sophomore year

you wanted to live off campus to save some money 

and mark was sick of living with a swarm of guys who never seemed to do dishes

and hey less people less mess

also you’re pretty tidy yourself so it was extra good

anyway you guys had a few mutual friends and they  ended setting you two up not actually but also kinda actaully lmao they ship it roommate wise

your both juniors now, it nearing the end of first semester so you guys have gotten pretty comfortable with each 

like really comfortable you tell each other everything

everything excluding one maybe significant factor in your guys relationship...

and somewhere down the time line of living in such a small apartment together that factor became more and more signifigant

maybe it was from him constantly walking around the apartment with just a towel on after a shower or him not wearing a shirt during the early fall and late spring because your ac doesn’t work right

maybe it was the time he made you breakfast when you were sick in bed 

and by made i mean he attempted to fry and egg and it didn’t work

so he put a bagel in the toaster bc even he cant mess that up he almost did though good thing you don’t mind extra crispy

maybe it was simply his smile or his sense of humor or his laugh

ah but no matter what or when it was 

you had fallen for him. hard. and probably more quickly than you cared to admit

and hed done the same just neither of you were sure enough of each others feeling or confident enough to let the other know

but it doesn’t matter not that much any way

you were happy enough just spending lazy days in with him watching movies or just chatting sometimes when it was raining sometimes when it was perfectly sunny out

you were happy just having him drag you out of the apartment to go on adventures kayaking, squirrel chasing, trying out fencing club even if you both really suck

or sometimes he’d even bring his own adventures home like board games or a random diy project 

never let him convince you to paint the ceiling again ever he looked hella cute with paint all over his face tho

or sometimes he would just bring home random things from the store?

like one day he brought home a watermelon and youre not really sure why bc its the middle of winter and watermelons aren’t in season?? he fckn love watermelon thats why look at his smile in the watermelon gif i wish i was a watermelon

“It was on sale y/n I had to get it. There were only 5 left. What if someone else bought all of them” 

“Someone must really love watermelon to buy 5 at once, crazy man”

“…..”

“hey remember when you bought 7 and couldn’t figure out how to get them home because you rode your bike to the mart an-” and he deadass covered your mouth with his hand boi

“shhhhhh, we don’t need to talk abt that right now y/n just help me cut it up okay”

You guys, with a lot of difficulty and some very dull knives finally cut the watermelon into slices 

hes a full slice kind of lad not a cube dude

if it was already pre-cubed like at a party though he would sill eat it

its watermelon

and then you would cut up the watermelon

and mark would be so !!! so excited

be really love watermelon

its just so sweet!! and watery!! and melony!!!!

and you and him would bite into it and...

ehhhhhh 

and it would kinda be flavorless

like not sweet at all

“it’s not that bad, Mark.. okay? you did your best picking one out”

and Mark would do that thing

that sad Mark thing

the :c the sad pouty disappointed look 

Nobody wants a sad :c mark

so you kinda run your fingers through his hair and push a few loose strands

Its starting to get long. You like it though. It gives you more of an excuse to run your fingers through it

You pulled him into a tight hug, one of those really really squeezing the air out of your lungs tight warm ones, one of those hugs that you could easily play off as friendly, silly even

But wow was your heart beating fast and your palms shaking

Mark would freeze at first out of surprise but the pout would go away!!

He would just be a bit caught off guard. That’s why he’d go a bit stiff initially. You weren’t really the type to hug him so out of the blue You were more of a cuddle when sleepy, or intoxicated, kind of human, a lot lett straight forward

He really liked it though really really

So much that he would relax and rest his hands on the small of your back rather than just stand there like a statue. Which is what he ‘claims’ he usually does when people hug him just like he ‘claims’ he doesn’t like skinship bloody liar

but the whole time his heart is going crazy and hes so concerned youre gonna notice but also he really likes hugging you

your skin feel cool and nice against him especially because he feels like hes on fire but

wow are you pretty and wow does he like you 

but you don’t need to know that bc that would make living together awkward but it wouldnt be bc u like him too otherwise we wouldn’t be reading this now would we jc

And finally concerned mark would take over and he would suddenly pull away and ‘cough’

“??”

“Ahh I just remembered I have to finish that chem lab report is all”

“we finished that together a week ago Mark?”

“…i meant essay”

“but didn’t yo-”

but he would already be running away and locking himself in his room

well as best he could bc he still doesn’t have a door 

he broke it off of its hinge they day you guys moved in mark you cute disaster 

but you still try and not bother him if he goes in his room

privacy and such

and you’d be confused but also freaking out

oh my god what did you just do what if you pushed the bounds what if things are weird now what if mark doesnt talk to you anymore and stressssssssssss 

A few minutes later you would hear his shower turn on

like this kid

i thought you said you had an essay lying hoe

anyways hed come out of the shower like 15 minutes later 

hes not fast at showering bc boi needs time to shampoo after all those wackado hair syles he gotta keep from getting bald ya know

also he needs time to think bc wow do you make him crazy

and hed walk out into your little ‘living room’ and sits on the floor because you guys still havent gotten a couch even though its over a year since the two of you have lived together

and you finally threw away that makeshift cardboard furniture from removing in earlier this semester because mark didn’t just fall through them one he kEPT breaking and getting stuck in them

so to save the boy anymore embarrassment you threw them out together

anyway so he sat on the floor looking all cute mark like in typical mark attire

“hey y/n can you come here. I gotta talk to you for a sec”

but youre already talking??

but you wouldn’t question it

mark’s tone of voice was pretty serious tone to his voice which didn’t happen frequently

so you walked over by him and briefly sat on the floor before laying your head on his thigh

bc he in much more comfortable than the carpet and you werent really a criss cross apple sauce kind of gal at least not when mark was around bc as;doije;dfihw;erio

hed reach down and stoke your hair and close your eyes and hum slightly

“y/n” You’d hum again keeping your eyes closed and enjoying his close proximity

and youd kinda lay like that for a few minutes

and just as you were about to drift off to sleep he stopped playing with your hair

youre eyes open slowly, confused

and then Mark leaned down and before you could process what was happening he was kissing you

and you would have to fight to not break into a giant smile

because finally you were starting to think that maybe you were just a friend to him

but nope bc now ur making out lol not really tho its just a sweet kiss and not super long or agressive

he pulled away, scratching the back of his neck while give you that side smile of his almost sheepish one, but more flirty than sheepish 

he kinda mumbled almost what sounded like an apology, but he really didn’t look that sorry and he certainly didn’t feel it i mean neither did you cute boy mark lee just kissed you

“you taste like watermelon” you roll your eyes

his smile spread into a full blown grin and his lil nose scrunched up. he kissed your nose.

he chuckled and semi-jokingly licked his lips “but tastier than the one we just had”  You cupped his cheeks and pull his face towards yours.

!!!!!

[themagicaltunaa]

You must answer everything tuna

Wow thats a lot a questions

alright lets do this 

1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say?

IZZY NO

2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed?

Never kissed anyone like that so???? ok theres a lot of questions with relationship or kissing shit so im just gonna put this ∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ every time i see one that i cant really answer

3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care?

hmm I don't really know??????

4. Is your last name longer than six letters?

yup

5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober?

∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up?

nope i dont think ive ever wanted anyone

7. What does your last received text say?

is this you?

8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?

∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

9. Where was your last kiss at?

∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

10. When is the last time you saw your sister?

never because i dont have a sister

11. What do you drink in the morning?

coffee. cant start the day without coffee

12. Where did you sleep last night?

in my room

13. Do you think relationships are hard? 

tbh yeah

14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you?

oh my god yes theres so many things that i regret doing my dude. hell just let me go back one day im fine with that

15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems?

∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?

rainy because it give an excuse to just stay in my house and lay in bed all day

17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?

oh man i hope not. i feel bad for anyone that has the same middle name as me

18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants?

basketball shorts

19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now?

no

20. Does anyone like you?

lol no

21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S?

∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

22. Is the last person you kissed gay?

∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand?

myself

24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo?

nope

25. In the past week have you cried?

dude i cry at least 5 times a week. last time i cried because i didnt have any mac n cheese to eat with my chicken nuggets

26. What breed was the last dog you saw?

a black lab!

27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower?

outside of the shower

28. Have you ever kissed a football player?

∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ also i hope you mean like before theyve played because holy shit im pretty sure someone could die standing next to one of them. you ever been near a football player after a game??? most disgusting smell ever like fucking hell its so bad

29. Do you think you’re old?

im not even 20 yet so no

30. Do you like text messaging?

id rather talk face to face with friends. im not so good with keeping up with texting

31. What type of day are you having?

ive been having the same lazy day for the past 2 months. its never gonna end

32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?

nope

33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather?

cold. id rather freeze than die in the floridian heat

34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?

lol nope

35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling?

a relationship. never understood flings

36. Are you a simple or complicated person?

both. im horrible

37. What song are you listening to?

nothing atm, but these two songs have been playing on repeat in my head for the past week

38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it?

it depends

39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you?

hmmm 

40. What made you start liking the person you like now?

i dont like anyone so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

41. When did you last receive a text message?

at 10 AM

42. What is wrong with you right now?

Everything my dude, everything.

43. How well do you know the last female you texted?

ive known them since middle school so pretty well????

45. Would you date someone right now if they asked?

nope 

46. Are you in a good mood right now? 

i dont remember the last time i was in a good mood

47. Who was the last person you talked to in person? 

my mom

48. What color shirt are you wearing? 

black

49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear?

yeah my mom yesterday

50. Anyone you’re giving up on?

no??

51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for?

∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t?

yeah a few times with some people. there are some that i have finally given up on tho and i feel a lot better now

53. Do you like rain?

yes!

54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?

as long as they dont do it too much im fine with it

55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?

nope ∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

56. Do you like to cuddle?

no

57. Are you shy?

very

58. Do you get along with girls?

it depends really??? hmm yeah i guess i get along with other girls a little better than guys but thats not saying much because im terrified of talking to people anyways.

59. Have you dated the person you texted last?

∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

60. What do you carry with you at all times?

my phone and my headphones

61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you?

bruh i dont care if i get killed by a ghost or some shit thats 1 million dollars imagine what i can do with that money. like its either i die from like a heart attack from seeing my own shadow in a haunted house or i get 1 million dollars its a win win situation

62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months?

lmao hell no

63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship?

∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute?

∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week?

my cats exist thats the cute thing that happened

66. How old are the last three people you kissed?

∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print?

neither

69. Do you have any stickers on your car?  

i dont even have a car

70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne?

neither. also whos luke bryan?

71. Blackberry, Android, or iPhone?

android

72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut?

man i havent had any in like 4, maybe 5 years???? good thing im getting some on my bday courtesy of my friend

73. Do you like diet soda?

ew no

74. What color are the walls in your room?

theyre the same purple that theyve been since middle school

75. Are you 16 or older?

yup, turning 20 this month

76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars?

nope

77. Do you have a job?  

nope :\

78. What are your initials?

AC

79. Did you ever have braces?

nope. my mom was never able to afford them

80. Are you from the south?

well im from south florida. is florida even considered part of the south????? like im pretty sure florida is its own thing

 81. What does your last status on facebook say?  

dont have one

82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed?

∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad?

definitely my mom

84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics?

nope

85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters?

the lego batman movie. 10/10 would recommend

86. Do you smoke?

ew no

87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops?

flip flops

88. Is your phone touch screen?

yeah???

89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly?

curly

90. Have you ever snuck out of your house?

i cant even walk out of my room at 2 in the morning without my mom waking up and telling me to go to sleep. also im pretty sure my mom would beat me with a chancleta just for thinking of sneaking out

91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool?

i prefer beach but pool is good too i guess

92. Have you ever made out in a car?

∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ 

93. …Had sex in a car?

∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿   ∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

94. Are you single or in a relationship?

single

95. What were you doing last night at midnight?

on youtube watching lets plays

96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks?

new years

97. Do you like the camera on your phone?

eh its not as good as an iphone camera but i dont take pictures so yeah i could care less about the camera

98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits?

∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

99. Have you ever passed out from drinking?

i dont drink

100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate?

i dont have facebook

101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?

∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ dont you have to have sex in order for that to happen ∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

102. Name your favorite Kesha song: 

?

103. Do you have any tan lines right now?

nope i lost them ages ago. im so pale

104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts?

   1. i dont like wearing shorts 

   2. why would i ever wear cowboy boots

   3. why the fuck would i wear cowboy boots with shorts like yall think im gonna walk around lookin like that i look like a hot mess 110% of the time what makes you think i can pull that off. yeah lemme walk around with my pasty ass white legs showin and boots, lookin like the saddest goblin cowgirl you’ll ever lay your eyes on. no thanks.

ok i think im done for the day