#sorry if these aren't as good as what you were hoping them to be jaskdgefg

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Headcanons for La Squadra members reacting to a female member joining them? (+shes very pretty and uses her looks to seduce and kill her targets but when she's not on the job she's very serious and mature?)

I hope these are okay, sorry it’s taken so long! 

- Risotto doesn’t really mind how they manage to do their job, so long as the target is killed swiftly and not a trace of them is left. He really couldn’t care less about their flirty attitude that draws in their targets, in fact, it’s worked quite in their favour more times than not.

- It’s because of their serious, mature nature off missions that makes him so nonchalant about their methods of baiting their targets. He trusts that they take every mission with the importance that it must be taken in, and while they may not talk much, they tend to get along well.

- Proscuitto, much like Risotto, doesn’t mind how they complete the mission. The deed is already done, and he appreciates the efficiency in which they work in. He is wary, though; should a target realise that they are baiting them, things could turn ugly. He warns them before each mission to watch their target carefully and always have a backup plan.

- He is glad they aren’t as rowdy as some of the members in his gang; he often spends time with them when he is tired of the other members in a comfortable silence while they page through their next mission. It annoys him when the other members act with immaturity because their job isn’t one that should be taken lightly, so it’s nice to see someone taking the job with the maturity they should.

- Pesci is slightly…intimidated by their presence, both on and off their missions. He’s because they do it so well, they seem to fit right into this lifestyle; and it seems to make him stick out all the more painfully. He’s wary of them, too, simply because of the fact that they are a woman, and he’s not used to being in such close quarters with someone who seduces her targets. They seem good for the job, so good that it scares him.

- Their serious nature off the mission doesn’t help much, either. He avoids them, not because he doesn’t like them, but because he is afraid of their reaction to him stuffing up. He’d hoped that the new member was fumbling around with the ropes as much as he was, and he’s not quite too sure he likes being under them (though he’s been there longer.) He’ll try to be friendly to them if they show him that same kindness.

- Ghiaccio shouldn’t be a tad annoyed at how easily they manage their missions, and, for the most point they barely even need to fight their targets; that their fate is sealed after only a few pretty smiles and suggestive lines. But he is, mainly because his beginning into the assassin squad had not been so breezy, and he can’t help but feel as if Risotto’s eyes are boring into his own as he enlists this new member into another mission. He keeps it to himself, and the other members will reassure them that he’s always this cranky with the green members; he’ll settle (well, as much as he possibly can) in due time.

- Their serious nature off missions makes it so that he doesn’t really have much to grumble about. They’re always punctual to meetings, never a hair out of place and with a no-nonsense demeanour, they won’t often find them at the end of Ghiaccio’s fury. That isn’t to say that he isn’t yelling at them in a frustrated state at how if someone doesn’t deal with Melone “pulling stupid shit with that fucking stand of his” he’ll freeze his team members hands off. They better pre-occupy Ghiaccio, or become Melone’s new test subject, because Ghiaccio doesn’t make empty threats often, at least not toward the warped Stand of BabyFace.

- They could make a perfect mother for BabyFace. Melone cant stop thinking of all the combinations that it could make, the deadly suave killer he could mound out of his Stand…but then again, BabyFace wasn’t quite much of a charmer, he was terrifying (or at least definitely not as easy on the eyes as their newest member.)

- Their nature off mission would prove useful to his Stand, and so before long, they’ll be caught on the couch just after a meeting with Melone, his computer in hand and an intrigued glint in his eye. They’ll have to make sure to let him know they want nothing to do with his shenanigans, firmly, or he won’t stop pursuing them. He isn’t used to dealing with women, and if they avoid him and ignore his constant banter, he’ll grow tired of their disinterest. If they continue to be friendly with them, however, and let him know when he’s making them uncomfortable he’s more than likely to listen to them. They remind him somewhat of Risotto or Proscuitto, and he respects them. He may not respect women, but he’ll learn to respect them if they do the same.

- Illuso studied them before they even joined; he marked up their files for Risotto, and he’s not surprised when he sees how they assassinate their targets. He thinks it’s pretty neat; he just hopes the men don’t get too touchy. The assassins have each had setbacks in missions, however, they don’t really have to deal with grabby hands whilst trying to bait a target. They may not notice in that, in their first couple of missions, there’s a faint glint in the shop mirror as Illuso watches them, just in case.

- He realises when he sees them after the mission as stony-faced as Proscuitto while waiting to be briefed on the next mission that they could handle themselves. He’ll exchange pleasantries with them on the off chance Risotto pairs them together for their mission, or if they bump into each other at the base, but he’d rather keep to himself and observe.

- Formaggio also is more surprised that they have a female member than how she does her work. It suits them, strangely enough, and other than a couple of teasing remarks, he’ll leave it be. Work is work; at its best, it’s gnarly and traumatic, so he tries not to keep it in his mind any longer than it has to be.

- He leaves them be for the most part when he realises he won’t get a rise out of them. Teasing is hardly fun with someone who will barely acknowledge your jabs and jests. He respects them, still, and will occasionally save them a spot on the couch next to the stray cat he’s feeding, and offer it to them for a pat if they seem stressed out. Bad luck if they get hay fever from cats because if they’re surrounded by him all they’ll be doing is sneezing.