#sorry if these answers are kinda lame im very very tired and will go sleep now ive been exhausted all day dkhjnk

[sundial-bee-scribbles]

Stufff

Time to do some Composite au theorising ig-

Okay so assumedly:

1: Len lives in his house that happens to be near the school campus so he can check on Them.

OR

2: Len brought Them with him to school and is somehow keeping it in a basement there???? I don’t think on-site housing has basements????

I don’t think it’s possible for him to be in a different school because they seem to also have been Rin’s classmates, so how is his basement close enough to care for Them??

Also Insert one of the classmates going like “It’s been like,,, 3 months I don’t think they’re coming back?? Also they never said anything about this??”

I’d like to imagine there are probably rumors about what happened to them (which aren’t really correct hfbdgcb) and then suddenly one day someone runs in and slams a missing poster on their desk and it’s the talk of the school for weeks (People assume Len’s shock is because they were his friends, little do they know he’s internally panicking because if people suspect kidnapping he’s a suspect and he’s got to do something before he gets found out)

The phrase “Science experiment” might just be a random thing but “experiment” implies he did in fact have a plan. How far he ended up completely straying from the plan is.

Unclear lmao- Ik the outcome was unintended, but just how much was??? like was he trying to stick his friends together or was he doing something else? I assume him messing up is why they’re still so goopy (also Speaking of goop do they leave residue??? Like a snail trail but 10x more concerning)

Also dawww they’re trying their best to be happy with the situation… It’s a bit shit but they’re trying love em…

-🌟

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ehehe ive been excited to answer this one 😊

so for starters: interesting theorizing on the house situation lolol... i was just gonna say rin & len’s house is special and just happens to have a basement for some reason but i now realized i may have ran into some plot holes i didnt think abt SHKDJGK 😓 i def don’t think its a school basement cause that would be risky as hell??? i’ll get back to you on this when i sort it out ahkjsdhgk but yes rin and len go to the same exact school i can tell you that

YEAH YOU’D THINK SO HKJNKG rumors def fly around and once they’re officially announced as missing the teachers cannot get the students to shut up abt it. AND THAT IS TRUE YEAH len also just can’t look too calm or that’s suspect too...

“science experiment” is 100% intentional phrasing yes. len’s plan was... hm. you could still say it’s going accordingly, even if in a slightly different direction. i’ll leave it at that for now. the goopiness is prob yes part of him fucking up lol

and hskdjghk i hadn’t really thought abt that... it might leave some drops behind here and there but i don’t really know the droplets dry/evaporate or anything. i’d thought the consistency is something like glue but i’m not really sure either

[witchy-lili]

Sander Sides Coffeeshop AU! Part 3 (or whatever-)

Do you guys believe me if I tell you this hell of an au actually has a storyline- no ? neither do I. Sorry for the short chapter, my adhd is acting up really bad and I cAN’T FOCUS-  --------------------------------- 6:30am. Finally. He was back home. The night was indeed, very long. The bar got very busy with Roman’s performance, so busy that he even missed Janus’s constant chatter. He was annoying and malicious, but Logan could not ignore the fact that he was, indeed, really cultivated. Often quoting philosophers, with interesting subjects to discuss and surprisingly knew a lot about the different types of tea and botanics in general, along with an absolute metric ton for chemistry, which kinda intrigued the barista, being a science and biology major. The melon hat man, unfortunately called it a night after only a couple hours into their discussion after giving a quick glance at his phone and claiming that he “had to be home or the kids would be worried”. By that time, Roman had already left to get some beauty sleep, as he always said. 

Logan let himself fall on the bed after putting his glasses on the table, slowly closing his eyes to finally join the dream world… ….If his alarm didn’t decide otherwise.

A tired groan left his throat as he tried to ignore the noise, until a wet scratchy thing rubbed against his nose. Apparently Plato didn’t like his breakfast being delayed, and the little kisses were just a nice way of saying “feed me human or your soul will never see the light of day”.

-Okay okay you fluffy son of bitch…

He always got a bit more crude when he was tired, being the type to avoid cursing, just to appear sympathetic. After a few stretches, Logan stood up to fill up the cat’s bowl before changing into his “morning clothes”, throwing the others in the washing machine. He tried to wake himself up a bit more by washing his pale face in cold water. A few checks here in there to make sure everything was alright, and he was on his way for a brand new day in his dear cafe.

Two cups of coffee. Two freaking cups of coffee and he still felt incredibly tired. The place was not really busy right now, fortunately enough but the extremely feline yawn he let out still managed to steal a small chuckle from the client he was serving, noticing that he was on the verge of overflowing the tea cup. A few drops fell on the wooden table and were quickly wiped out by the barista. -Well well Auriga, looks like someone here didn’t get a full night of sleep.

Doctor Emile Picani was the name of this regular client. He was the very soft type, always complimenting everyone, generously tipping Logan and just overall being the beloved and friendly psychologist.  

-Is it that obvious Doctor.. -I already told you ! E-m-i-l-e ! You’ve been serving me the same freaking order for four years ! I think that’s enough for a first name basis.

-Says the one who just called me “Auriga”.

-What can i do “bro” ? I find your name pretty. All that aside, you should really get some rest Logan, you’re giving me more casper than human vibes. And that’s a really big oof.

-Is this your cartoon lingo or are you trying to sound young and modern ?

-A bit of both ! How am i doing ?

-Horrible. This took a chuckle out of the two before Logan returned behind the bar after serving a few more clients to drink start on his third cup of coffee. The moment he brought the mug to his lips, the cafe’s bell chimed, revealing a soaked man from the rain, a bit shivering under his leather jacket that he couldn’t just close -what can you do ? Fashion is just more important than comfort-. He took off his wet sunglasses to dry them off before putting them back and walked to the counter without even caring about wiping his soaked, muddy boots on the carpet planned for that, which earned him a few dirty looks from the dear Mr.Auriga. Before even being able to greet him, the newcomer slammed a plastic reusable tall cup in front of him before saying in a tired, cranky voice.

-Can you fill this venti cup with espresso ?

-..I-I, I beg your pardon. -A venti cup. With espresso. Can you do that hun ?

That was twenty ounces of strong coffee. Logan suddenly got a concerned and kinda alarmed look on his face and shook his head. -I don’t really, quite know how to count that-

-Sis’...just fill the cup, I don't care about the price. Count it as three regular ones or charge me the supplement in shots.

-...Yikes. Who hurt you ? -Life.

This made him let a quiet giggle out before taking the cup and making his drink and silently pitying his heart rate. Upon closer inspection, the “venti cup” was from Starbucks. He could even see a name written on it with a thick glittery acrylic sharpie. “Remy”. Once the blood pressure heightener completed, the man in sunglasses took a large sip from the straw, exhaling loudly.

-You are, literally my life savior right now sweetie, you can’t even imagine.

-Rough night ?

-Yeah, i can say that. Plus my boss is a total bitch, like he really needs a chill pill.

Accompanying those words, Remy’s phone chimed and Logan could clearly see him rolling his eyes behind his sunglasses upon seeing the contact on the screen.

-Speaking of the devil. Yeah Remy there ?...Well i'm taking my morning coffee y’know i can’t get going without it….Duh ! i KNOW the Star’s is closed, i'm in a random cosy coffee shop….Honeeeey, pretty sure you see that rain, i ain’t going back. Move your bubble butt and come pick me up...Where am I ? Uuuh, bitch legit i don’t know, like, y’know my sense of direction is effed up...it’s a bit outside the city aaaand, hem, there’s a lot of blue, and the barista’s cute...Ah and yeah it’s called “Blue’s”, just saw it, like, right now...yeah, want me to grab ya something ?...aw don’t be cranky ya sound like an old man...sorry not sorry babe im just sayin’ the truth ! Anyway byeeee.

The “barista” raised a curious eyebrow before brushing it off as Remy hung up, sighing loudly.

-Jesus, this man doesn't know when to take a breather !

-Heard that.

-You’re not much of a talker are ya ? What’s your name cutie ? “The barista” sounds kinda lame.

-It’s on my badge.

-Ah yeah, Logan, sounds so basic but im in !  

What a singular strange character. The whiplash he got from just having a ten seconds conversation with him was stronger than any coffee. He wondered what kind of mentally functioning human would accept the insolence and the nature of that individual. The boss was maybe really patient or Remy was just so good at his job they couldn't give him up. His questions were answered when a tall, well dressed man with a melon hat walked in, a few minutes later, for the most remarkable trait, a giant red scar on the right side of his face. Was that a burn ? It couldn’t be anything else. He knew this man.

-Well. Hello again Logan.

-Janny ? You know him ?

-Less than i’d like to. But yes.

Looks like the snake was back. ------------------------------------ Eyyyy Picani and my fave bitch are there

[howaboutfondue]

Answer 1-32 for the ask thing ;p

Hey guys look, my gf think she’s a smart ass and i won’t answer them all ;)

It took me a while but time to do it baby!!!

SORRY NOT SORRY FOR THE LONG POST Y’ALL!!!

1) Describe them in 3 words

dumbass, cute, small ;p

2) Their favourite style of clothing

retro, although she’s a lazy ass so just wears hoodies all the time :// looks really good in her mom’s shirt tho ;p

3) What mannerisms do they have?

oh boy where do i even start… hhh that thing she does whenever she sees something cute or funny and she just screams. Like i be sitting there, chilling, telling her abt something and then i suddenly hear a screech in my ears and i look at the screen and she’s just playing with her cat. adorable. also the way she looks at me sometimes when she thinks im “””cute”” or whatever :// she’s just hhhh so so heckin cute and making me blush ;;;; or whenever we’re being Soft and she just curls into a ball under the blankets and looks like the cutest tiny person on this planet ahhhhh cutie!! or whenever she blows a kiss unexpectedly >.> asshole, or- djkfgh honestly there’s just too many

4) Do they play an instrument?

she keeps playing games with my heart~ ;((

bc she lives on the other side of the planet

5) How did you meet/become introduced to them?

through a jse sleepover discord server kdfjgh since the very beginning i wanted to talk to her, idk why, she just seemed like such a radical bro fam

boy was i wrong :// tsk tsk….. jk bby love u :* ur still lame tho ;p

6) Favourite thing they’ve ever said/texted/messaged?

hooo boy i honestly don’t know, she says so many sweet things ;;;; well, when she’s not being an asshole that is :///

7) What do you like doing with them?

;))))))))

well talking is pretty much all we can do so ksdjfgh uhhh i guess talking abt what we’ll do once we meet or sharing cursed memes

8) Their favourite colour

blue 💙………….. or is it purple fuck-

9) Do they keep up to date on pop culture?

…… i had to make her watch shrek a couple weeks ago bc she’s never seen it…. i’d say that’s a no.

10) Sweetest thing they’ve done for you?

uhhhhh exist??? talk to me???? be my lovely gf??? ://

11) Have you dreamed about them?

oh boy have i….

12) Have they dreamed about you? (if you know)

yes she has, i haunt her in her dreams

13) Can they dance?

proooobably not tbh, although i can’t be sure unless i see it right? ;)

14) What does hugging them feel like?

wish i fucking knew fam

15) Your favourite thing about them?

lkdfjghfkdskjfghfkdsjfdkfjgh do you really expect me to name just one thing mate. Ok but the first thing that comes to my mind iiiis probably how she’s everything i’ve ever wished for??? like…. literally dskfjgh and i never expected that from her! like yeah we were good friends and all but i never expected her to be this amazing. Truly the best gf :*

16) Their favourite thing about you?

idk, probably how hot, smart, sexy and intimidating i am ;p 

17) Best memory of you together?

the night i asked her if she wants to be my girlfriend ^^

18) What are they like when they’re tired?

soft!!!! hella soft and sweet and i wish i could cuddle with her and sleep together uwu

19) Could you imagine growing old together with them?

well like she said, we’re each other’s first and we’re ldr, it’s kinda hard to tell ^^;;;

20) Could they imagine growing old together with you?

see for yourself

21) What would an ideal date with them be?

honestly i’ll take anything at this point-

but ideal? hmm…… probably going out somewhere nice or oh! walking around my town, showing her around, seeing her all excited cutieee and THEN going somewhere nice and hohohehe who knows what’s next ;) and yeah djkfgh although sneaking out somewhere in the middle of the night would be great too….. and well, there’s something more but we’re gonna keep it soft ^^

22) Are they competitive?

she keeps saying she’s gonna beat my ass in mario kart and sorry, although i highly doubt it :/// even tho i’ve never played either i’m still gonna destroy her

23) What do you do together?

text and face time. yup. that’s all we can do skdfjg sometimes we watch sth on rabbit together, and once we played some knock-off emoji edition Uno and i kept beating her ass ;pp

24) Which smells remind you of them?

the smell of bullshit :///

25) Do they remind you of any music?

hehe we have playlists for eachother ^^

also fingers in his ass

26) Could you tell them your biggest secret?

already have~

27) Could they tell you their biggest secret?

already has~

28) How do you greet each other?

either by being like “uwu hewwo can we tawk towday or awe you busy? ówò” or by sending a bad meme/joke and calling each other fuckers

29) What makes you blush that they do?

whenever she’s being sweet and cute and looking at me Like That and is like “i love u sm ur my gf!” like excuse me did i fucking ask >.> love u too tho

30) What makes them blush that you do?

those sick dabs

31) Would you say you love them?

absolutely yes!!!!!! love you baby!!!!!! so much!!! muah!! :*

32) Would they say they love you? 

of course i mean who wouldn’t come the fuck on im the best there is out there try to disagree with me and i’ll fucking use your piece of shit face as a doormat

but for real no lol she like hates me bro 

[youmeanlove]

all of them for yusuke !!!!!!!!!

SCREAMS thank you SO much im bout to end this mans (my wish to keep answers short) whole career 

update: sorry this took so long i decided to become a novelistKJF LITERALLY its so long thank you soooo much for sending this ask i had a field day

fresh mown grass: what is your f/o’s favorite scent? does it remind them of anything specific?

paint is the obvious answer so ofc that but he rly likes the smell of a smoked out kitchen. probably because thats what happens every time he tries to experiment w food but it still makes him happy to hav fun with it

pastel sunrise: what was your f/o’s first impression of you? yours of them?

hehehe…he thought i dressed really weirdJFJF he was like one part intrigued one part ‘wtf ew’ but either way boy did he stare at me! for like, minutes straight because he has no self awareness. once we started talking he thought i was um..like, inspiring i guess. that sounds conceited but he just thought i was a cool ‘care-free’ model of life! i thought umm..he was very tall and kind of intimidating! i felt bad because the other students shunned him for being involved with his mentor nd thought he could do with like, literally any social interaction. i thought he was really kind, despite being very straightforward w everything! OH and i thought it was admirable how focused on his passions he was

blooming flowers: what is your f/o’s favorite part of nature? do they even have one?

the ocean!!!! we went to the beach once and he went ape over how the moon looked reflecting over the water

four leaf clover: does your f/o have any good luck charms or superstitions? do you? do the two of you share any?

yusukes really superstitious actually! unlucky words/numbers and stuff like that. one time he broke a comb on accident and threw it across the room lmao. we both go absolutely ham and wont sleep w/ our heads to the north bc we dont feel like dying young

ocean breeze: have you and your f/o ever traveled together? what is your dream vacation?

hoyah! we dont travel because we’re both poor ass art students but we do go to the park a lot! theres some really pretty ones near the schools so we’ll go stare at geese and flowers n stuff! we talk a lot about traveling to spain bc sexy

lemonade stand: what is your f/o’s favorite beverage? and yours?

yusuke my mans rly likes lemonade but like when its kinda bitter? he doesnt like really sweet foods but lemonade and tea are 👌👌. i really like cola uwu

fireflies: how do you light up your f/o’s life?

hehHEHE U///U show that boy how to have fun!! let himself go and chill out sometimes!! he’s always so hard on himself and i help him remember that he doesn’t need to be so focused and stressed all the time anymore!! lov that guy

music festival: what is your favorite type of music? your f/o’s? any overlap between your favorite genres?

yusuke likes chill out music like classical and stuff because hes a NERD and it helps him focus on work! i’m a speedcore rat. we both like swing music because we’re gay

pumpkin latte: what is your guilty pleasure as a couple? 

sometimes we drink juice out of the carton and put it back in the fridge because like who has time for cups..nasty nasty. also idk if this counts but we’ll take those stupid buzzfeed quizzes for like an hour and judge our results OH we stan ‘accidetally’ falling asleep in our day clothes bc we were too tired to change

costume shop: do you wear couples’ halloween costumes? what’s your favorite thing the two of you have ever gone as?

HELL YEAH WE DOOOOO yusuke was like dude remember that time i turned into a mouse can i dress up like a mouse and you dress up as a giant block of cheese and i was like (slaps the desk) absolutely babe

cozy sweater: how does your f/o make you feel secure and safe?

ahejegfahjkgehaheehaejh tall. hes vv straightforward to every1 so i know he’ll always have my back if someone does something to upset me! and he’s always like Bro You Are So Beautiful Dont Ever Say You Arent Bro I Love You Bro except he doesnt say bro ofc hes Fancy

bonfire: what’s one thing your f/o has done to warm your heart?

ONE TIM OH one time he told me that i was one of the few ppl that never rly seemed like i judged him for not being very good at social stuff and that it made him want to talk to even more ppl and like get his childhood back and im :”) also one time he let me hide a stray cat in his dormKJF

ski slope: do you and your f/o play any sports or do any athletic activities together?

lol no we both have an iron deficiency we dont do anything about. we do like to play hand clappy games a lot tho he can beat my ass in slide

snowball fight: how do you and your f/o playfully tease each other?

HONESTLYFKJF we dont tease each other that much bc like. yusuke literally doesnt understand teasing most of the time and i cant bring myself to risk hurting his feelings! i jokingly made fun of his emo bang once and he was like What Is My Hair Bad Should I Get It Cut Do You Not Like It and i was like OH NOOOO!! he doesnt rly know how to tease either but its okay we just compliment each other a lot! no room for teasing in this house

gift wrap: what’s the best present your f/o has ever given you? what’s their favorite present they’ve gotten from you?

OH MY GOSH eheh one time he gave me a winter coat and that sounds lame but it was the best thing to ever happen to me bc i had been talking for like 3 weeks abt how gosh darn cold it was and this poor fool bought me a whole coat!!! raaaaaa!! yusukes fave present i bought him would probably be okay this also sounds silly but a dvd player! he kept buying dvds that were interesting and then realizing that he couldnt watch them anywherejkhf

rosy cheeks: tell us about a time your f/o has made you blush!

hehHEHEEJH okay so at lunch we used to trade so that id give him like food and hed draw me something bc his foster dad be like (whips and dabs) financial abuse but anyway his sketches used to be like scenic stuff or still life or random stuff he happened to see outside while we ate but then one time he gave me a sketch of me!! and was like cause u looked rly nice today i had to draw it and BOYYY WHEN I SAY A BITCH WAS RED!!!!!!!

OKAYFKJF I WROTE WAY TOO MUCH THANK U SO MUCH LEGEND im in love with an anime boy