#sorry idk how to add a readmore here for some reason its all really small on this thing ill edit it to have one later

[leieryx]

im a little guy that can do any task if you have a task i can get it done so quick, like you wouldn't believe. I am an unstoppable force of nature. I use the zipper 3030 to climb and scutter through known time! So basically, as soon as you hire me, the jobs done. I've brought something from overseas in an hour, I've made a wedding cake in twenty, and just for fun I learned ASL by going back in time to its foundation! Of course I only learned like two signs, none of them really usable now, but boy it was fun!

When you have simpler goals of course, it's much much easier. You don't have to guess at the time, you can just go back to last Tuesday and make sure you bring an umbrella or know about that inside joke before you make a fool of yourself. Time is easier to understand when we can just refer to our own memories, even though those are also riddled with faults. Maybe I'm just not a book guy. After all, im two inches tall! Words in books tend to reach up to my waist, and a book is as big as a building! try to get through any-book when you have to squint into the sky to even start haha! History for me is only what i travel back to, so it's very haphazard, but i enjoy it. you figure it out along the way as you live like most things.

Yes I may have started the space race, but that was mostly good. And the extinction of Gaplandasaurs but- well- making mistakes is inevitable. Whenever I try and fix it, there are a lot of contrivances to stop me, such that I begin to think it must have always been this way, and my intervention is in fact woven in time! poor Gaplandasaurs… destiny was not kind to you, and i miss you! I put them on cookies once, and the client said 'God, what are those things!'. I said 'Gaplandasaurs, miss! Just one of my favorite creatures, they count as silly kid's animals, right?' and oh my dear, she practically screeches, 'You're an ignoramus!' (This was back in the day, so that was a common word) 'I've never seen such a stupid imaginary creature in my life!' I tell you, I could not stop laughing! Who would have lived such a sheltered life to never have heard of one? A boring life, too, and one she was so sure of! But then that day I found that she had been perfectly reasonable; my actions in the past had indeed caused a splinter of time where the Gaplandasaur had gone extinct. It was at that point only a scientists fancy, and so it made sense she had never heard of the strange beast. I was distraught after that- never took an assignment to get an ancient cookie-recipe again. No sir. It would be unlikely to cause anything of that magnitude again, but that memory would breathe down my back like an ugly sailor who thought i'd stolen his net.

But anyway, that's not the point at all, is it? I can certainly do this job for you, and better than anyone else, dare I say! I've had plenty of tussles with the law, and on account of being so small, they can rarely catch me. I've stolen all manner of things back for people, provided I won't have a rough night's sleep about it. And I dare say I'd rest easier, knowing your family's heirloom is back with you, and out of the hand of that greedy bastard! Sure it's a trinket, but a meaningful one! It's nothing but a shiney object to that old crank, and thus it'd be more valuable to the world back in your own pocket. Plus, I do hate the guy. The one problem is though, he has many a shiney object, and I feel as though locating it would be difficult unless I went back in time to see the trinket in your possession. I could steal it from you to bring it forward in time, and thus, it would've never been in his hands, but you wouldn't ever be able to get justice about it, seeing as in that timeline, it never happened. And it would need to wait this long, otherwise, you wouldn't pay me! Wouldn't know you'd even hired me!

That happened to me once, actually, back in the day… There was a princess, a beautiful one who surely impaired my judgement. At the time, my close friend was away, so I had no one else to pine after. I do admit I went quite mad, and agreed to do the job without seeing any payment before hand, although she was surely in a position where she could have shown me any manner of riches. It seemed like such a useless thing to request at the time, but once I had brought back her kingdom's crown from the flood's waters, she banished me completely from the kingdom, assuming I was some charlatan. Usually it wouldn't matter much, it would just be a hell of an inconvenience to trick her into paying me, or to steal from her vaults. But it turns out, she already had some sort of wizard on her side the entire time! I don't put much stock in wizards, I believe far more in the witches, but this one was a beast. I couldn't time travel anywhere within the kingdom at any point. Even after it's dissolution! To this day, I cannot travel there, even though the new rulers have made delicious food and many improvements… it's always embarrassing to tell clients I can't do something so simple. Sometimes I think to kill the wizard, but he lived his entire life in that dammed kingdom, under the rule of that- well the king and queen were fine, good folks. Just not their daughter, I suppose. She thought I was a phony, and was smart otherwise, so maybe she ruled well, but I still feel slighted about the whole banishment thing. I mean, who does that to someone of such short stature? I can't even go on a bus or a plane, not without the help of someone much taller. I wonder what she thought I should do-- live in a tree maybe! Yes, living in a tree… unfortunately I do really love that coka cola you all have made, so a tree would be no suit for me.

Oh yes, for a little guy, even a sip is like the sweetest, purest punch of energy, it makes me think of ambrosia! Surely that's what the myths had in mind. I risk getting stuck in the bottle all the time- you all do realize you could make these things safer for bugs and little guys- but it's worth it! One time I was stuck in one for quite a number of years, because I was missing my time-traveller's device, and it became a ship in a bottle with me in it! I told the artist to please, let me out, but he kept telling me my inclusion added 'character'. Said that I would help him make 'the big bucks'. Off an old cokea cola bottle, no less! Well, we did become fast friends, because it felt nice to be appreciated in such a way, and he kept adding things to make it easier for me in there. He wasn't able to sell it, didn't have the heart, and broke me out of there, ruining his week's work. I think he cried a little, but i was too busy feeling the grass, and eating cheese. When I turned around again, ready to offer him a gold coin or perhaps a date, he was gone. The moon had also come out at that point, but im sure that was unrelated, just a nice detail to remember. It was very beautiful and all the air was scented with dew. A great first day to be freed of the bottle! A long while passed between then an my next sip of coakey cola, but not forever- it could never be forever.

[cielleduciel]

I have some sensitive questions, and you totally don’t need to answer if they’re too much, but here they are. Did you ever struggle w internal homophobia? If so, how did you manage to overcome it?? And my last question: any tips for softly breaking it to Albanian parents? I know people are individuals but its still the same culture so..

• Same anon as before!! I am an 18-year-old girl that was born and raised in the US. Thank you so much, and take as much time as you need to answer.

• I would also like to add that I’ve struggled with this for a pretty long time now (since I was around 12), so it’s not like I realized my preferences just recently. For years I’ve been telling myself that it’s just a phase or I’m just starved of affection (so I’m looking for it in the wrong place) or that I just haven’t met the right guy yet. I feel disgusted with myself, and it’s very tiring and emotionally consuming. Add in my Albanian relatives on top of it, and I’m just done with it all.

thanks for your patience anon, this last week’s been a bit hectic for me

first off i’m flattered by that first question, bc i was the most self-hating repressed closet gay i knew. i started off as that kid that was like “i don’t have a problem with gay people i just don’t think they should get married and i hate it when they ‘act’ gay”. i went through three boyfriends and two different sexual orientations before i finally accepted i was a lesbian, which took me until april of last year. so if that’s hard to imagine then i know i’m doing good for myself, and maybe it can give you some reassurance too

tbh i don’t think any of us can ever actually avoid or stop struggling with internalized homophobia, given that we’re all inundated with those messages every day in big or small ways. i think at best i just learned how to stop listening to it so much. it took me a really long time though and honestly at your age you’re already way ahead of me than i was, the questions you’re asking yourself now are ones i couldn’t bear to face even in my early 20s

my personal struggle has been very much connected to my family and growing up as a 1½-gen albanian immigrant. if your family and upbringing are anything like mine, then you might understand, and they’re probably just as closely related to your struggle as well. don’t take what i say here as gospel since this is all from personal experience and i’m not even 100% where i want to be yet. but i know how lonely it is for us out there, so i’ll try to be as real with you as i can without getting too personal (idk if this readmore will work on mobile so my apologies and just scroll down really fast @ anyone not reading this)

first thing: don’t be in a rush to tell your parents, even if you’re an adult, and especially if you’re still dependent on them. i assume you’re asking for tips because you already know or have reason to suspect that they won’t take it well. and if you’re still struggling to accept yourself, your parents’ & relatives’ opinions are the last thing you need to be worrying about right now (i know easier said than done we’re albanian i Understand but like. trust me)

second: i really think learning how to stop listening to that internalized homophobia is just a slow process of learning to normalize your feelings in opposition to it. truly the most important thing i did for myself was surround myself with other bi/lesbian women as a way to counter everything else in my life that was telling me to hate myself. the key here is that i did that for years. the logic goes like this: if my world was already and will always be filled with heteronormativity and homophobia, then to fight it, i needed a space i could come back to that’s filled with what i needed to see and could make it feel as normal as i logically knew it was

i didn’t have the freedom to reach out to others IRL so i sought out bi/lesbian women online and immersed myself in those communities. i filled my online spaces with people like me who could show me every day that what i was feeling was genuine, normal, healthy, whole, positive, and worth embracing. when i really began to internalize that, self-confidence and assurance just kind of naturally followed, which made it easier to shout down and ignore the Internalized Homophobia Gremlin in my brain

another thing too, and this’ll sound silly. idk if you’re into video games but they were also a big part of my normalization process. i love role-playing games and for years i used them as a private, risk-free, judgment-free way to “experiment” with women and allow my feelings to “run free” after repressing/ignoring them for so long. i personally know other LGBT people who discovered themselves in similar ways (through DnD, for example). something to consider if that’s your thing. but media of all kinds can be powerful normalizing tools too, if you can find decent ones to your liking 

i had to be really patient and gentle with myself though, and you’ll have to be too bc there really is no quick fix, we’re up against years of internalizing this crap since we were born, basically. do whatever you need to fight against it though, bc there is literally, objectively, nothing wrong with you. you deserve to be happy just as you are, you deserve love and to be able to find it with another woman, and remember you’re never alone in this even if it feels like you are. i think that’s the most powerful reminder

back around to your last question, worry about coming out to your parents when you’re on more solid ground, bc it doesn’t sound like you are rn. everyone’s parents are different but as a general rule i’ve found that when trying to broach a difficult subject, you really need to have your back up against a point that you refuse to budge on, and plant yourself there. you can negotiate or make arguments around it but you need that one point that you’re absolutely sure of where you’ll always hold your ground

in coming out to them, that point needs to be your identity and everything attached to it, so your confidence and sense of self need to be as solid and unmoving as a fucking mountain so that they can’t dig into you and undermine your conviction. esp bc tbh it’s entirely likely that you’ll have to have that conversation several times. so that’s why i stress working on yourself first. for your own sake, don’t jump the gun on this

also, it’ll be much easier on you if you’re not always stuck under the same roof, or at least not totally dependent on them. and i know that’s tough and complicated because a lot of us never truly “move out”, per se, and it’s normal for us to stay with our parents/family for a very long time. but if you can find a way, arrange something with friends, etc., i find it really helps with your general confidence to know you have somewhere else you can go unconditionally, without restrictions. and i don’t mean “rush to move out as soon as you can”, bc like i said, i know that’s hard on us for many reasons and it may hurt you more than you think it will. but if it’s a point you can get to eventually, it does help

after all this, if/when you eventually do decide to come out, i recommend you tell only one of your parents at first. whichever one you’re closer with or find easier to talk to (i’d say ideally whoever’s the least homophobic but like. lmao). do it privately and when you’re both in a good mood. i find altogether this makes the atmosphere less confrontational and more personal, a show like you’re “confiding” in them moreso than making an announcement. depending on how it goes i think you can adjust your strategy from there 

even still, i can’t say with any confidence that it will go over well, but it’s as gentle a way to break it to them as i know. if on the very off chance you have another relative who you know is sympathetic and won’t go telling the entire rest of the family immediately, i’d say try reaching out to them first, as it’ll give you “practice” talking about it and they may be able to advise you about your own parents better than i can, as well as support you directly. but even this i would only do after you’re more confident in yourself and your identity

in the end, keep in mind that you don’t have to come out either. it’s not like a requirement for loving yourself. many of us stay closeted to our families for a very long time simply bc it’s safer, easier, and smarter wrt our situations. again, i know that’s complicated because of how tight-knit our families are traditionally, and how much we may want to remain close to them for cultural reasons. at some point it may make it difficult to hide (my mom started suspecting i liked girls before i even knew i liked girls. it was scary). but like, i’m 27 and i’m still not out to most of my family (my dad doesn’t even know). it doesn’t stop me from being a proud albanian lesbian, or from having and maintaining a happy & healthy relationship with my girlfriend. it doesn’t have to stop you either

and…. i think that’s really all i can say. sorry for taking so long and also for talking so much. i hope i could help even a little, or if not, at least offer some reassurance. it’s a good sign that you’re reaching out and trying to get a handle on your feelings, so keep at it, and remember you’re not alone out there. there are so many of us in the world living our lives and trying to build a future and support each other. i really think you’ll be fine