#sorry i'm tagging as many as i can think of bc spoilers and blacklisting

[xadial]

so i’ve sat down and done what many people, most of them with lives, had the wisdom not to do -- go through the voltron season 5 trailer and analyse. or put together a few things and a few theories. regardless there are now some things that i’m more sure of that i was before. some of them may seem obvious. i’m sleep deprived give me a chance

-warning: this is a Long Post but it’s. 90% pictures.

1) shit’s going down on olkari

so start off simple. something yeets through space, it’s got purple lights through those flames so it’s galra in some shape or form

olkari is on the left if you squint (my photo editor is a weakass binch and won’t let me circle it)

uhh

((top right))

uhhh that’s got to hurt

but it’s alright cause voltron’s here!! you can tell it’s olkari cause their tech is coded with green lights and there are green lights in the background.

so from this we know olkari has been attacked, by the galra. so the galra now know where voltron’s base is, which is. bad. bet u $5 it was loturd

now it gets to the bit i’m excited about.

that bomb thing looked... like olkari tech. right? it wasn’t just me, right?

and then we get a shot of voltron attacking something that looks exactly like olkari tech. but the light is purple.

dont mind red just getting vored by a giant plant

green lights turning purple,, sound familiar anyone?? dammit i miss rover. so with rover it was used to signify alliance basically. heck even the crystals on the castleship and with that eye arm monster thing turned purple to signify that the galra controlled them. so, the galra haven’t developed this thing themselves but they’ve managed to hijack it.

the galra can now hijack the nice hippie organic olkari weapons.

DAMN.

2) simple this time but uhhh the paladins face zarkon as everyone and their grandmother has figured out

but wait!!! this is still relevant!!! see the generals standing behind zarkon? and yes there’s two there’s ezor but zethrid is also there in zarkon’s armpit

WHICH LEADS ON TO

3) this? a reach. but also,, THE GENERALS DEFECT FROM ZARKON YASS

so there’s this shot with pidge and her bayard that lasts barely milliseconds but!! let’s do a bit of squinting

they’re on the same freaking ship that we just saw zarkon in front of which means same scene which means same characters

black and white = shiro

pink and blue = zethrid

green and orange = matt

so by process of elimination this is ezor

and you may say, well couldn’t the generals be attacking the paladins and matt?

to which i say

-why is pidge attacking the only possible other character in this scene, zarkon

-if she’s attacking him why aren’t the generals defending him

-what?? is ezor doing just fuckin. squatting in a corner

-why does zethrid look like she’s bracing as if she’s waiting for a shockwave or smth and not attacking

okay maybe i just really want my girls to Not be evil and *disclaimer* i did say this is reaching.

but the fact remains that pidge, matt and kuron/shiro (pleasebemyshiroplEASEBEMYSHIRO) meet zarkon, ezor and zethrid and there’s some sort of shots fired.

but,,,

to top this all off...

where is axca?

4) lorot actually attacks some galra???

so we see this ship come and land or at least come near to a collection of galra

jeez i swear all of these designs are so familiar, i can’t

but look, all of these guards are either severely constipated or shocked/scared that blurtor is here

see he’s very blurry

STAND STILL FOR TWO GODDAMN SECONDS CHILD

i am not sure that these shots of mortar are from the same scene,, however:

-the colour scheme for the background is about the same in the two

-steps. so many steps. and the perspective he’s attacking is where sendak would be ish. oh yeah sendak is alive btw isn’t that rlly fuckin tropey n annoying

-if bloatboy was comin to trash your ass you’d look scared/constipated too so that would account for the galra expressions

here have a flat boi, i think it’s from the same scene, the sky is the same design n colour here anyway

so in conclusion loturd?? actually may trash some galra??

5) hhhhehahahahhhhhhhhffffff fffff loTURD GETS HIMSELF STUCK IN A CRYOPOD FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

YOU GO PIGDE SHOW EM SOME SENSE

i’m about 50% sure this is in the same scene? the background behind pidge looks like it’s in the cryopod room

also someone hug her please she’s twelve or smth she shouldn’t have to go through this at all

6) BOOM

but seriously though. that’s voltron vs something galra but i don’t recognise the design. is it another champion?? is it a building?? is it zarkon on a cocktail of seventeen different steroids?? what colossal monster are they facing now??

7) the FINAL MEGA BATTLE PLANET

the photos below, i am almost completely certain, are from the same planet and the same sequence

look, jagged dunes if you will, pale grey clouds, tan ground

pale grey clouds, the green lion failing (!!!!!) bc you can see it’s upside down, and is that olkari tech in the middle? a ship? a bomb? is it rebel or galra controlled? i mean it looks broken but you know what i mean

and this is from where blue, yellow and red dive down -- look, pale grey clouds, tan surface

and if you squint? jagged tan coloured dunes, grey clouds. and a massive explosion.

possibly? idk but we do know the ship in the center is keef’s because in the trailer it was the focus of the shot. but maybe the destruction of that ship is what caused the explosion in the picture before this one

and here he is,, against a,, jagged tan background. mega reaching ik but if these are all from the same sequence that would be mega cool.

also

*banging pots and pans together* BLACK PALADIN LANCE!! AND KEITH!! CO-LEADING!! BLACK PALADIN LANCE!! AND KEITH!! CO-LEADING!!

8) bonus - what if this is also on the mega final ultimate showdown planet, and keef’s outside having an emo moment like. oh shit we did it. we took down [whatever] and now i’m doubting my purpose. also i’m gay

9) voltron’s ultimate form!!!

the only thing is it that won’t happen when lance is black paladin. you can see the bayards vs the cuffs of the armour

black  -  black = shiro (NOT kuron i refuse gimme shiro back u cowards)

red  -  blue = lance in red

green  -  green = pidge in green

blue  -  pink = allura in blue

yellow  -  yellow = hunk in yellow

10) is this another mega cannon or a normal cruiser? idk it’s two in the morning and my face is numb,, either way KEITH DON’T YEET INTO ANY MORE FORCEFIELDS

this has the same design but i don’t think it’s the same scene necessarily

11) bonus little things

keef sweat-drooping somewhere galra

look at the top right corner, i think there’s another person in this shot that they don’t want us to know abt, either that or there’s a ship in the background,, let me knowwww why was it cut out

also!! nyma and rolo are back, yesssss

oh jeez i feel like i really should know this guy. i was just gonna point out there’s something in the lighting that caught my attention. why is it orange? scientists can’t tell

#NOTMYSHIROBITCH

i’d bet moneys this is right before that cryopod scene

and finally (finally!!) this is definitely lance, i’d love for keith to be back home with the paladins too but their eyes are designed very differently. keef has anime-esque eyes and lance has kinda,, simpler ones? but these are definitely lance’s eyes.

IN SUMMARY

-the galra manage to turn olkari tech against the rebel fighters so there’s a (filler....) episode dedicated to dealing with that

-the smelly het fights sendak??

-and then manages to lose the paladins’ trust and gets himself locked in a cryopod lol

-shiro pidge and matt fight zarkon and during that the generals defect to the rebellion

-voltron’s ultimate form is unlocked

-LANCE!!! MAY ACTUALLY GET A LEADERSHIP (and sexuality pleeeeeasseeee) ARC????

-Ultimate Showdown Planet!!

-keef is still with the marmite knife and dual leads w/ voltron against the galra on said Ultimate Showdown Planet

-white lion!! or allura ultra bonding with blue idk

-what if,, the white lion is voltron’s ultimate form?? and the five lions combine into the white lion ((bc you know,, white light is made up of all the colours)) and then allura leads the white lion?? that would be so so so awesome

okay it’s devolved into shitposting it’s probably best to stop

i’ve just deconstructed the entire season for you you’re welcome thanks for coming to my ted talk im going to sleep now

[billdenbrough]

jane i feel bad but i had to blacklist haikyuu bc i was waiting to watch the latest season with my sister, which meant so many of your posts were blocked from my view bc i was trying to avoid spoilers :( but now!!! i'm all caught up and i wanted to give you a heads up that i will be going through your haikyuu tag and reading your lovely tags bc i know they will make me scream since i love those volleyball boyos very much :D so, sorry in advance for the spam in your notifications lol

fhsjdhsjsj anita PLEASE i’m stoked about this (& also i keep finding more amazing art and just. reblogging it to side blogs or throwing it in drafts so i can find it later to queue and scream) and also i know we have talked about this but i thought this was a good opportunity in general to say @ anyone who doesn’t want to see it, most things i reblog are tagged with #haikyuu, #haikyuu!! & #haikyuu fanart, and will always have at least the #haikyuu tag so pleeeeease blacklist it if you don’t want to see it!! i try to space out things that are non-it and i don’t think i’ve ever queued more than two haikyuu posts in a row so hopefully it doesn’t flood anyone’s dashes anyway but!! yeah 💛

(also: nekoma nekoma nekoma!!!!!)