#sorry i was dead for a while 💅🏻

[thatonesidequest]

Things my family has done but as the Lu boys part 1. (Modern day edition)

Sky who’s sitting on a bed with Wild: Look let me show you something.

Sky: *Puts his hand on Wild’s and rubs it across the blanket, it switching from dark to light blue*

Wild: That’s cool, but I prefer this. *flops onto the bed and sprawls out, before screaming aggressively into the bed*

Sky:

Sky extremely concerned: Do you want me to get you a therapist?

Wild, teaching Hyrule how to cook: Okay now you wanna put the noodles into the strainer.

Hyrule, after pouring the noodles into the strainer: Do I put the cheese packet and milk into the strainer?

Wild:

Wild: Get out of my kitchen.

Twilight: *puts mouthwash in his mouth and looks up*

Wind: *staring at him about to crack every joke known to man to get him to spit it out before a minute is up*

Twilight: *aggressively shaking his head*

Wind: You’ve yeed your last haw partner.

Twilight who choked on his mouthwash: Get out. Get out right now.

[gothitelleex]

Raphael x gn!reader wip

A huge thanks to @etrujii who encouraged me to post my writing again! I suggest you check out their fan fictions because they're just amazing 💅🏻

I just wanted to write about a Tav who worked for Raphael already, before the nautiloid ship. The reader is named Tav because it's more fitting than Y/n in my opinion.

In the future this may become a xHaarlep too.

Warnings: small mention of torture.

Raphael scoffed at the name he now had frequently wrote in more pages of his diary. It had been a few months since he had known his new worker and now new source of his more frequent headaches. He hated them. He adored them. He wanted to skin them alive. He wanted to pat their head.

"Damn it!" Raphael said with a scowling face, anger and frustration starting to slowly be visible in his handsome face as he heard an explosion coming in the direction of his office.

As he had predicted, his new worker came to him seconds after the explosion, all covered in dirt and ashes and a mysterious slimy substance as they walk into the boudoir while smiling sheepishly at him.

"Boss. Nobody's dead... probably. I'm fine." They said as they twirled around to let him see that despite the mess they were still fine. "Yes, I can see that, Tav." He looked at them unimpressed, knowing that the look on his face was more than enough for his worker to get exactly how he felt in that moment.

Tav's smile faltered as they looked at the ground apologetic. "I.... I wanted to bake you a cake. It exploded." The headache Raphael's now frequently had, slowly came back to him once again. "Baking a cake. In my office." He sighed in frustration while massaging his temples.

His worker looked embarrassed at him as their cheeks slowly become tinted of red. "The cake wasn't baked at the office" they started while the blush on their cheeks deepened. "I baked it in the kitchen. Then I teleported into-"

"Didn't I tell you that you're forbidden from teleporting everywhere inside MY house?" He interrupted with a surge of irritation. His distract worker had an habit of wandering around with teleportation, something useful during field work but absolutely unacceptable inside his house. The fact that Tav didn't understand why they needed to walk to one place to another, or to knock for the matter, or any social situation at all was beyond him to understand. He would have skinned them, but they were too useful to his purpose to die. Besides, the first time he heard them say 𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘥𝘢𝘥𝘥𝘺 when he had his subordinates flail them, was more than enough.

"Oh. You're right boss. Sorry... I forgot!" They smiled innocently. He wanted to barf. He wanted to swipe away that annoying and incredibly charming smile. He knew just the thing.

"Haarlep." The muttered name was everything needed for Tav's face to change into one of pure horror. Raphael smirked in satisfaction at his success.

[goldenxddeonu]

enhypen’s reaction to you calling them by their first name !

Genre: fluff

Warnings: small amount of cursing and mentions of scratches

Requested by @mikimiki23

Heeseung

“ Heeseung what are we gonna have for dinner I’m hungryyy”

“What did you say? 😀”

Dead ass forgot the fact you said that you’re hungry and focused on what you called him

“I said heeseung I’m hungry” rolling your eyes cuz tf your hungry 🙄

He gets on his knees to get to your level (if your taller than him he puts his hands on your shoulder so your at his level) and says “ you wanna repeat that for me?”

Your brain goes &@“!!!);));&@&/$-)/$:&@/@

“ No sir. 🗣”

“ ew no don’t call me sir”

“ then what? Heeseung?” You say teasing

“ noooo..maybe bambi?” He says with his eyes sparkling into yours

Your heart malfunctions

“Okii Bambi whadaya wanna order :]”

He pulls you into an suffocating hug and and says “aaaaa what I’m gonna do without you “

Jay

You’ve always liked jays shoe collection, and he had a couple pairs you wanted for your own. You were planning on getting a pair but in your size

“Hey jeongseong, what’s the website you got these boots off of?”

My man had to give himself a second to take in what he heard👹

“Uh who tf is that?” He said thinking that if he asked you that you would realize what you just said

You being dense 🤡 just said “ who the hell is here but you and has the name jeongseong?”

He gave you a sassy look 💅🏻

You got off the bed, so you could stand in front of him and return the sass

When you did he just tackled you back on the bed and into a hug and just said “ I’ll get them for you since I already know your size”

Jake

Summer was coming up and you knew you would be bored, so the idea of starting a garden in the backyard was a perfect way t send time with Jake and keep you busy

“ Hey Jaehyun, do you wanna help me grow a garden this summer :]”

👁👁

“wot. Do I have something on my face?”

🦗🦗

Doesn’t wanna make it a big deal Bc he thinks it’ll make you feel bad so he just giggles his way out of the silence he made

Your sitting there like 🧍🏻‍♀️

He took your hand and started to play with them, playing with the rings he gifted you on your anniversary

He looked up at you and said smiling from ear to ear “ ofc I do”

You patted his head

And he just full on ✨plopped✨ into your lap

Sunghoon

it was a boring and quiet Sunday afternoon and you were scrolling through tiktok

And you saw this one dance that seemed like it matched sunghoon so you decided to ask him if he could learn it with you

“ hey sunghoon if your not busy do u wanna learn this dance with me?”

Sunghoon rn: 😐

You: 🧍🏻‍♀️🚗

“Um I’m sorry did I say something wrong??” You genuinely were nervous

He just started cackling and u were there like 😃

He pulled your wrist with the phone in it open to the tiktok to see what dance you’re talking abt

“ you wanna explain what just happened?”

“ no 😛”

You guys didn’t end up learning it Bc he kept laughing at the past situation

Sunoo

He was spending the night at yours and he brought a whole bunch of skin care products for you two to use

He brought out one of those jade rollers

“ I don’t know how to use them, can you do it for me sunoo?”

He was about to put it on your face until he heard you say it

Sunoo rn : 😃

Literally looked like someone paused him

“ you didn’t just say what I think you did”

“ what did I say?”

You genuinely seemed like you didn’t know what you did so wrong and he felt bad part 2

So he went back into rolling your face and just scoffed here and there

And every once in awhile he let out a “ tch..Sunoo” while rolling his eyes

Jungwon

You guys were cleaning out his closet and in the back was a pair of roller skates

You never learned how to skate and wanted to so you asked him if he cud teach you

“ jungwon oOooo I never knew you skated!! Could you teach me?”

Blushy bb

“ huh?..oh..OH skating yeah ofc I could teach you!”

You spent the rest of the day learning and let’s say you have scratches all over each your knees

He made it his mission to place a bandaid on each one and place a tiny kith on each one

Jsjwjejeirjdnfjdjdjdjrhfh

Niki

You saw this couple bake a cake on YouTube and now your determined to make one with Niki

You heard him coming towards your room so you called his name

“ riki I wanna ask you something cmereee!!”

He does that thing where he slowly turns his neck and pops his eyeballs out KSJDNDJ I HOPE YALL KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT

“ what did you call me?” He says with a psychotic look while smiling in the doorway

“ Riki...?”

He runs from the doorway and belly flops on to you in your bed

“RIKIII I CANT BREATHE”

Acts innocent while your suffering

“ 😇 so what did you wanna ask me?😇” he says with his legs kicking back and forth while your under him

[drabblemania]

danganronpa

danganronpa: trigger happy havoc

blurb of you dating (sane) junko enoshima!

You fiddled with your phone as you waited for your girlfriend to arrive at the mall.

She was running a bit late, she told you.

sorry, babe!

getting back from therapy right now, doc’s giving me the final testament

You laughed and shot back a:

final testament?

i thought you were trying to get better, not write a will

i’m writing a will to who’ll deal with all that despair crap now, then🙄

let’s leave it dead then, junko 💀

next time, just don’t question my choice of words💅🏻

no promises from me💛

no mercy from me :)

okay sorry junko 😭

You waited there a little longer, starting to fidget with the silver ring snuggly fit on your finger. It was a promise ring from Junko for your third anniversary.

It was around the same time you had started to notice her fixation with despair and pulled her out of it. Once she realized how much true damage she was causing to herself and others around her, especially her loved ones, she agreed to get help when you begged her.

Junko had been trying for years to get better for both herself and you. You remember when she had first started and constantly came home to you saying how she would murder her therapist.

It was rocky, her recovery. In the beginning she slipped up a lot, and didn’t even really care about her first therapy session. It was only after you started crying, telling her that this wasn’t the Junko you fell in love with that she started to think differently.

Needless to say, it sobered her up for her next therapy sessions to come.

It took a few more therapists before she found one she actually thought wasn’t boring, and after awhile, it was that same therapist who became her long term one and was able to give Junko exercises and practices to make sure she doesn’t fall back into her old ways.

You even remember one time where Junko had had a session to recollect all of the despair incidents she caused (they were low, thankfully, as you were able to catch her in time) and she came home to you sobbing and crying about how thankful she was that you hadn’t left her even through all of the therapy and despair.

That’s when she got you that promise ring, decorated with your birthstone and pristine cut diamonds littering the band. Junko promised you she would never seek to become “Queen of Despair” ever again, and that she just wanted to live a life with you.

(In her head, though, it was only so long until that promise ring turned into an engagement ring.)

Now, she’s almost completely scott-free! Maybe the occasional slip of the tongue or personality switch, but she can catch herself and revert back to normal.

She’s really come a long way, you smiled to yourself.

“And it’s cause of you, sweet ass!” You skidded back in surprise from the sudden appearance of Junko Enoshima herself, the metal chair scratching painfully loud against the marble floor.

Looking up to meet the sky blue eyes of the Ultimate Fashonista, it seemed like her already wide smile widened. She snickered before kicking a seat out and plopping down, “Were you thinking about me?” She cooed with her head in her hand and her red, manicured nails coming to tap on her plush cheek.

You sighed, a bit embarrassed. “Was I that obvious?”

“Actually, no, I just wanted to see if you were.”

Your eyes snapped open as you practically squawked at her, hitting her arm playfully making her cackle loudly.

“I’m kidding, I’m kidding! I heard you mumble something while looking down at your ring, babe.” Junko tapped her forehead hidden underneath her pale blonde hair, “Girl genius, remember?”

“Well I wouldn’t say that’s necessarily girl genius behavior, but whatever floats your boat, Junko—” A slim and soft hand moved to cover your mouth.

“Shut it, catty, and let me have this moment!” Her vile words betrayed the goofy grin stretching across her face.

That’s when you decided. . .

You could really get used to seeing Junko so unconditionally happy again.

end

a/n: this is so random and so bad 😭

thanks for reading!

[thatonesidequest]

One piece needs to stop taking over my intrusive thoughts. Anyway, botw art tomorrow

ALSO I WENT INTO THE DEPTS FOR THER FIRST TIME.