#sorry i love mahito but also recognize he's gross

[selfishjjk]

Mahito x trans!reader (cont.)

Minors DNI.

You talked with Mahito about humans, most of the time. Their good parts, their bad, and a lot of the things they did that weren't either. Inevitably, you discussed gender, and procreation, and even though Mahito didn't 'get' gender, so to speak (he could be anything he wanted, and knew perfectly well that no one else could change their soul's shape, but seeing humans try with surgery, cosmetic and the like, both interested and amused him), he didn't seem to find anything objectionable when you brought up the idea of being transgender, or even being nonbinary.

"I guess that makes sense," he'd said with one thin finger on his chin as he tipped his head back, as if there was something to stare at in the sewer. But ultimately, he'd shrugged. Tentatively you added, "I'm transgender." Only then did Mahito's eyes slide toward you, turning in his hammock enough to look at you, up and down, like you'd changed from a moment ago. And you wondered if he was looking at your soul, if souls even looked different if you were trans than if you weren't, if you were a kid or an adult.

But in that way that Mahito wasn't human and couldn't ever really understand you on a level that some humans understand each other, he also couldn't sympathize with this either, and he laughed, one of those wide-open, unguarded laughs that you were, maybe, just a little jealous of. Not this time, though. He didn't look like he pitied you - you didn't even know if Mahito was capable of pitying anybody - but he must've seen the way you stiffened, the way your gaze focused a little further down.

"That's so pathetic," he said as his laughter died down, wiping a tear from his eye like he'd probably seen in some movie. He picked up a lot of habits from movies, and from you. The way you'd flash a little peace sign every time you two met up, the way you said certain words, even faces you made at different things. Usually, you found it endearing in a way (you were kind of crushing on a disgusting man who lived in a sewer, you were long past help anyway).

But he seemed to notice the change in your mood when you replied, "yeah, I guess," because Mahito was observant, even if you'd hesitate to call him smart sometimes. His smile was a little less overdrawn then, and you knew that was from movies too.

"Come here," he urged with another laugh, reaching out a crooking a finger at you. Feeling much less enthusiastic than you would've another time, regretting bringing the topic up at all, you approach, unable to help the way your eyes still avert themselves childishly, like he'd understand what upset you.

He could've tried to say something sweet. And maybe he was. But what he settled on was not very sweet at all, if it'd come from most other people. "Humans are pathetic," he cooed this time, and maybe that was supposed to reassure you, that it wasn't just you he found pathetic. Even so, you felt your throat burn with embarrassment, frustration, irritation.

Distraction came in the form of a hand on your head, patting at first, lightly, and then petting you just a little too roughly, like a child would a cat that they know probably won't make a fuss. "That's okay," Mahito soothed, "I like 'this' you." Oh. The embarrassment didn't disappear, the frustration lessened, and the irritation.... frustratingly, it just abandoned you.

Oh you were definitely pathetic. Why else would you think some creepy spirit in a sewer was charming?

[bestiesenpai]

drunk headcanons

Pour up, drank. Headshot, drank. Sit down, drank. Stand up, drank. I think you get the idea? Drinking headcanons for Nanami, Gojo, Geto, Sukuna, Mahito and Choso~

Sukuna

As a curse, I don’t think he’d be able to get drunk. As a human? He can get drunk, but it takes a lot. Like barrels upon barrels of liquor, you’d think his liver is almost rotted away at this point

Prefers dark liquor over light and will adamantly refuse any fruity mixed drink(but Sukuna, margaritas are so good!😭)

When he’s drunk, he doesn’t get louder but the confidence you thought was already at 100 triples lol he’s doing backflips and climbing trees. Basically doing shit no one asked him to do!

If he’s drinking with you say at a party or something he’s like a fucking guard dog and intercepting anyone that wants to come talk to you, even if it’s someone both of you know

He will not be caught off guard and potentially have you swept off your feet by someone else!

Is one to get impossibly hungry when he drinks, so on the way home from said party you’re making a stop at mcdonalds and he’s getting at minimum three combo meals all to himself

Mahito

Omgggg Mahito is a lightweight and he knows it and hates it but that doesn’t stop him from getting drunk off two beers lol

He absolutely mixes his liquor, one shot tequila one shot henny then he’s downing a rum and coke. His stomach fucking hates him and he hates himself the day after when he’s throwing it all up but he physically can’t stop himself from doing it

Gets really loud when he’s drunk and giggles at random shit in his head

Dances a lot too even if there’s no music, sings sometimes too

He’s already pretty extroverted but when he’s drunk it just gets stronger, he’s trying to make friends with people but they can’t even see him cuz he’s a curse

It doesn’t matter if he only has two beers or a whole liquor cabinet he has the worst hangovers ever and cannot function the day after a night out

Choso

This man is demonic and doesn’t mix his liquor with anything, doesn’t even add ice or anything he’ll drink it straight from the bottle

Never pulls a face at the after taste, also is pretty good about sticking to one drink the whole night, I think his favorite would be tequila, pacifically patron

It doesn’t take him as much as Sukuna to get drunk but he’s definitely not a lightweight, and even after a night of drinking most of the time he’s still good to be the DD

When he’s properly sloshed he will just pass out

You have to keep him stimulated while he’s drunk or he just goes to sleep, but while he’s asleep he’ll sleep talk and you can have a whole conversation with him lol

He’s the most likely to not recognize you and say ‘sorry, I have a partner’ when you try to take him home that night lol you could be married and he’ll be like ‘begone thot I am betrothed to another’

Gojo

He definitely mixes his liquor like Mahito the only difference is he can handle it a little better

Is not shy to get a fishbowl full of margarita and live it up like a sexually repressed 40 something white suburban mom on a girls night out

Loves going to clubs and getting drunk off his ass and dancing to the music for the whole night and not giving a shit about who he is or what power he truly holds - mans just wants to enjoy a night of being a normie

Is in the middle between Mahito and Choso as far as alcohol tolerance goes, I’d say a good amount of shots will get him properly tipsy and then a couple mixed drinks is enough to get him nice and drunk

As a drunk he just gets more cocky and will challenge people to drinking competitions or arm wrestling or something like that

Also loves taking drunk pictures/snapchat videos, he always wakes up to a camera roll full of shitty blurry pictures of him and strangers

Geto

I headcanon that he has an alcohol intolerance, so his nose gets stuffy and he’ll get lightheaded way easier, might even fall over more from low blood pressure, it’s like he suddenly caught a cold after just two drinks

But he doesn’t have a low tolerance, he just can’t drink a lot in general lol

That will not and cannot stop him from enjoying alcohol at brunch, Geto is a brunch KING. Double fists sangria and mimosas along with a big ass meal

When he does get proper drunk he makes sure to pop an antihistamine beforehand so he can enjoy it!

Drunk Geto is kind of the same as sober Geto except he won’t hold back any teasing or sexual remarks/jokes and he’s smoking cigarettes, loves to smoke when he’s drunk and blow the smoke in your face and make you whine about how gross it is

Even with how keen his mind can be he can easily get swept up in fanfare, and if there’s moshing in the pit he’s in the center of it having the time of his life. Or he’s drunkenly debating conspiracy theories with other drunk people acting like he’s having a gigabrain conversation

Nanami

He is a wine snobbbb and fucking proud of it! Always knows the best pairings of food and wine and constantly gets invites from private vineyards to come taste the wine and stuff

RELENTLESSLY bullies you if you don’t like wine/like cheap liquor, he refuses to let that shit pass his lips. The good thing about this is that he always has top shelf shit

Nanami has a decent tolerance to alcohol, preferring to only have a few glasses of like whiskey on the rocks on date nights or something; he likes seeing you drunk more than him being drunk, he thinks it’s cute

When he does get drunk, there’s not a drastic change? His face will be softer and so will his movements and words, he wants you on his lap cuddling into you and just smiling softly, he can still hold a good conversation when he’s drunk but he might take a while to answer

Falls asleep pretty easily like Choso, so don’t be surprised if he nods off during a lull in conversation, but it’s easy to get him awake again

Suffers from bad hangovers, poor baby! If he knows he’s going to be drinking, he’ll lay out pedialyte, some headache pills and crackers for when he wakes up in the morning