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darkjusticiar · 11 months ago

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I feel vindicated once again bc i really knew eins and asty were going to be poor adventurers together. They'd count their gold post-game and see like two coins and a cockroach scuttle out of their bag. Eins is used to it cuz they're old poor and asty is also used to it obviously so they make do but it really is 2 broke girls for the forseeable future. Eins stuffing as much food as they can from the epilogue party into their sack. A guy's gotta eat and then also get eaten by their boyfriend or however the saying goes

#sorry i know a lot of people have genuinely interesting dynamics w their tav and him #but eins and him... just two blokes that like to kill for money. and do fuck all. and fuck nasty every once in a while #they don't enable each other's worst impulses but they certainly enable their weirdest ones.#i think the general consensus among the party is 'well um. at least they're happy'#god!gale seething bc eins broke up w him to stay with this poor bitch in his DIY OOAK fits. the audacity

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