#sorry i just watched the t*m and sh*v scene

[gregoftom]

euuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhggggggggggggggghhhhhhhheeeeeerughrughgh

[chubbletea]

Henry is Dead

Ft. Henry Stickmin, Right Hand Man, Reginald Copperbottom, Ellie Rose, Dr. Vinschpinsilstien, Charles Calvin, and Burt Curtis

Henry: *Singing*

H: It is good day to be not dead!

RHM: POW! You are dead!

H: *Reading "How 2 die" book* I AM DEAD!

RHM: Hehehehehehe lol

Reginald: *Conga dance*

RHM: Ah, sh❤t. *Tosses gun*

R: :O

R: The Henry is dead!

H: YES. (tElEpOrTeR)

H: I am dead!

R: WHY is the Henry dead!?

RHM: I dunno.

H: I think it was-

R and RHM: SHH! You are dead!

H: Okay.

H: *Commits seizure*

Sven, driving the rocket towards the scene and breaking the window to get out: What's up ya wankers?

S: Who's up for it-?

S: A

S: What the bloody hell just happened?

R and RHM: Ah, Henry's dead.

S: The Henry is dead!?

R: Correct!

S: :D

R: So, did you see the murderer?

RHM and S: No, sorry mate.

R: *Slams fist on table* I will find him.

R: I will capture him.

R: and NO ONE will ever die again.

S and RHM: *Applaud*

S: Ah, well that's nice.

RHM: I am damn proud.

H, RHM, and S: *Aggressive applaud*

Ellie: ATTEEEEEEEEEEENTION! *Dash*

E: The Henry is dead!

R: *Shakes fist* We know!

E: Who killed him?

R: *Shakes fist* We don't know!

E: I will find clues!

E: *Flops down on ground* Sniffsniffsniffsniffsnffsniff

E: What's that?

E: *Picks up glock* A weapon?

E: That thing is why the Henry is dead!

RHM, R, and S: The Henry is dead!?

E: Yes!

E: *Slam* He died!

RHM, R, and S: AUHHGJJRJF

Dr. Vinschpinsilstien: *From a distance* Incoming!

E: ?

E: *Gets obliterated by her medical boat* AAA

V: *Yeets herself out of boat* Raus! Raus!

V: Move! Now!

V: Mwah

Henry starts getting revived, then falls back down to his death.

V: In my medical opinion,

V: THE HENRY IS DEAD!

S: *Reg and Right vibing in background* Doc, what happened?

V: My professional opinion?

V: *SLAM* THE HENRY WAS KILLED!

S: Oh god.

RHM, R, and S: *Discussion*

V: I don't think it's anything to worry about. *Boing*

S: Well, now what?

Charles: CLIPPITY CLOP MOTHERF-

R: Oh, come on...

C: Look at this! *Point to Henry while standing next to him*

C: The freaking Henry's dead!

All: ...

C: What do you think of that!?

All: ...

C: UH

R: Yes, yes, Charles.

C: Yeah?

R: GO HOME!

C: *Looks at helicopter*

C: Awh, come on!

C: Frickingunbelievablenoseriouslyyouallsuck-

C: *Crashes* AAAAAAAAAAAA

H: (Is he okay!?)

R: Let's get back *Lifts sign that says "to the point"* to the point.

S: *Aggressive nodding*

H: *Pokes his dead body with a broom* I think Henry is dead.

All: The Henry is dead!?

V: :O

V: CHARLES, I WILL HEAL YOU- *death*

H: :O

H: SERIOUSLY

H: WHO KILLED HENRY!?

Burt: *Drinks*

B: It was me!

All: :O

B: Yes! *Drinks*

B: *Draws gun* I did it like this- BOOM!

S: *Gets shot* AAAAAA-

B: Whoop dee do!

S: *Dying*

B: *Drinks* That's a joke lads

H, RHM, and R: Hahahahahaha lol

B: *Drinks* Urndhvnjrk

B: It was- Y-

B: Urjdnjejfk

B: Him! *Points at RHM*

All: :O

RHM: How did you know!?

B: I didn't

B: UFJEBFHEJKFKRO

B: That was a joke too

B: *Drinks*

RHM: *Starts quietly snickering*

B: *Critical sh❤t!* I'm dead

RHM: HAHAHA

RHM: That's right! It was me!

R: You monster!

H: But WHYYYYYYYYYY???

RHM: 'Cause you're fat boi

RHM: And another thing, you're ugly

H and RHM: *Arguing*

R: -._-.

R: .-_.-

R: -._-.

R: .-_.-

R: *Shrug* It's tradition

H: 🅱️IGHT H🅰️ND M🅰️N!

RHM: AH- D❤MN IT HENRY, F❤CK OFF!

RHM: You are dead

H: NO

H: *Pulls out glock* YOU-

H: POW!

RHM: *Death*

H: HAHA!

H: You are dead. No big surprise.

R: Well, that was idiotic.

R: Off to h[oof]g myself!

R: Watch and le- *Death*

H: I am alive!

H: Is nice.

H: ...

H: Yes, this is stupid.

(Could someone animate/make this a comic dub this pls?)

(Reblogs appriciated!)

[musical-broken-heart]

Half-Brothers

Ship(s): None

TW: feels, death

Bill ran down the street trying to get home before he was caught by Henry. Turning the corner he ran into Mike. "Whoa, Bill slow down! Take a breath!" he said helping up the tired boy who shook his head violently. The other losers walked out of the building and stared at the boy. "Bill, what's wrong?" Eddie asked. "C-can't t-t-talk g-g-gotta go!" Bill said after catching his breath a little. Before he could get far Patrick grabbed him and carried him back over to where the losers now stood watching. "Let him go!" Ben yelled. "Hush up tits," Henry said walking over to the younger boy who struggled to get out of the death grip.

"H-hey B-b-b-billy." Henry mocked. "Now now William! Don't give me that look. I'm being nice by doing this to you and only you well these losers are here! Show me some respect." he seethed. "I am sh-showing you all the r-r-respect you deserve. None!" Bill yelled kicking Patrick in the shin only to be grabbed by Henry. "This town should have no fags allowed rule!" he hissed. "Yea b-but it s-s-seems to have an open-door policy t-t-to assholes though," Bill said glaring at the older boy who held him up against the wall.

"Time to show you a lesson you little-" before he could finish Bill's mom walked up. "Henry what are you doing to your bro-"

"MOM! You saved me from his game he tried to break my leg!" Bill yelled not stuttering causing Henry to glare at him. "I did not! I'm just trying to have a friendly conversation with him," he said but it was too late Bill had already wrapped his arms around his mother and was pretending to cry. "Oh, my William are you alright?" She asked then glaring at the older child she just sighed. "Henry go home to your father now I'm talking to him later," she said no longer looking at the stuttering boy who just smirked and grinned at the bully. "Yes, ma'am," he said walking away.

~Flash Back~

Bill ran up to Henry laughing. "Momma said I'm going to be an older brother just like you!" he smiled jumping up and down. Henry laughed and picked up the little boy and hugged him. "I'm sure you'll be great. Hoping for a little brother or sister?" he asked. Bill thought about it and smiled. "Sister!" He chuckled.

"Henry?" Bill asked as he laid next to his brother. "Yes." "We'll always be close right?" He asked sleep filling his voice. "Why Billy?" Henry asked running his fingers through the boy's hair. "The book the teacher is reading to us the sibling's fight and don't get along. She said that some brothers, especially ones that don't have the same father don't get along. I don't wanna fight." He said tears threatening to spill.

Henry pulled the child close to him and hushed him. "I promise you we will always be close." He said softly. Calm gentle breathing came from Bill and Henry smiled carrying him to his room.

~end of flashback Time skip~

Stan sat across from the worried boy who had told him everything years ago when they first met. The losers waited to be told why their friend was almost called a brother to Bowers. Watching the boy start to panic Stan moved over to sit next to Bill. "h-Henry is my older b-brother." Bill whispered. "That can't be true he tried to kill us!" Richie yelled causing Bill to shudder. "That was b-before -"

"Before what!? Multiple times he has tried to kill us!" Beverley said. Bill stood up and slammed his fists on the table. "Don't you dare take his damn side!" He yelled surprising everyone including him. Stan went to calm him but Bill slapped his hand away and ran off. Henry sat outside waiting for him.

"Didn't go well?" He asked well Bill kicked and punched a bag. "How do you think it went asshole?" He snapped. Henry held his hands up in surrender. "I have news." He said. Bill nodded. "Mom got a new job. But we have to move." He said. "We h-have to m-move again!" Bill groaned. "Yes! Now start packing we leave tomorrow afternoon." He said walking away. "Henry! Where are we g-g-going this time?" Bill asked. "Back to Hawaii." He said after a moment of silence.

Bill sighed and rode his bike around town until he saw the losers. Walking over to them he was quick to apologize. "Look I'm s-sorry for n-not telling y-you I sh-should have and-" before he could finish Stan pulled him into a hug. "Don't worry. They understand the thing now." Stan said.

"Bill! Hurry up!" Henry yelled across the street looking as though he was waiting. "You w-wont have to d-deal with Henry anymore a-after tod-day! He's moving," he said his voice full of sorrow. "What about you?" Eddie asked. "I'm g-going aswell. S-s-sorry." Bill said leaving his group walking over to Henry.

~Later Raining~

Bill stared out the window watching the rain pour. "They've b-been gone for a l-long time," he said. Henry nodded as he got up to answer the door. "Yes?" he asked. Bill didn't bother listening to the conversation but all he could remember was short and brief. "I'm sorry for your loss."

~Time skip one month~

Henry banged on the door waiting for his brother to unlock it. "William open this door!" he yelled only to have his brother turn up the music. "Leave me to die!" he said. "Ugh, Bill we don't have time for this! The social worker will be here any minute!" Henry yelled trying to unlock the door. "You are so dead when I get in there! I'm going to-" as Henry continues he didn't see a man walk up and pull him away from the door. "This is good what's in it! I'mma say- Love! And nurturing and- Hello you must be-" Henry said dropping the hammer in his hand and outreaching the other to shake.

"The stupid head." the man said."Oh! Oh, I am so sorry about that if I had known who you were I would have- I can pay for that." Henry quickly said. "It's a rental. Now inside your house-" he began as the Losers rode up to watch the scene next to Henry's friends. "This will be fun," Victor said. "Yea!" Richie said. "I was thinking we could talk out here?" Henry said. "No? Okay just-this way," he said walking around the house. "Do you often leave your brother alone?" the man asked. "No this would be the first time." Henry lied.

Looking over he rushed to the stove and turned it off. "You left the stove on?" the man asked. "Just a shimmer- AHHH!" Henry yelp. "Found that this morning," Bill said from behind them. "BILL! There you are!" Henry said trying to hide the anger he had towards his brother at the moment. "Hello I'm Mr Fury (haha I'm keeping it) are you happy here?" the man asked. Bill smiled and nodded. "I'm v-very well cared for and h-have a great friend g-group. I am healthy and strong. My b-brother likes to- d-discipline me!" Bill said.

"Discipline?" Fury asked. "Yes! Sometimes with bricks!" Bill said. "Alright, that's enough sugar for you!" Henry jumped in pushing his brother away.  "Let me get one thing straight I am the one they call when things are not alright and things are not alright! I'll give you two days to change my mind! Here is my number William. Call if things don't go well." he said walking out the front door handing Bill his work card. "And if you were wondering this did not go well!" he said as the others walked into the room. "Where's Big Bill?" Richie asked.

Henry turned around to see his brother. Yelling Bill ran into a different room only to be dragged back into the living room. "Let me g-go!" he yelled. "What is wrong with you?! Do you want to be taken away?! Do you understand what would happen?!" Henry yelled. "NO!" Bill yelled. "No, you don't understand?! No what?!" Henry questioned. Bill gave up and fell unto the floor mumbling something. "You are so impossible!" Henry groaned. "So why d-don't you sell me and b-buy a d-dog instead?!" Bill yelled. "I am trying here Bill!" Henry yelled. "It's not good enough, try harder!" Bill yelled slamming his room door.

Henry groaned and fell onto the couch ignoring the guests. "So! Didn't go well?" Belch asked. Henry just muttered something that no one could understand. "I'll order pizza!" Richie said standing up fast and walking over to the phone.

After a few hours, Henry walked to Bills room only to see his little brother face down on the bed. "Hey, Billy," Henry said trying to smile. Bill sat up and let his brother sit next to him both boys ignoring their friends standing at the doorway listening and watching. "Brought you some pizza." Henry chuckled setting it down next to the bed. "We're a broken family aren't we?" Bill asked suddenly without stuttering. "No!" Henry said getting a questioning look from Bill. Henry sighed. "Maybe- a little," he said. Bill sighed and looked away. "Maybe a lot. I shouldn't have yelled at you. Or have done any of those things." Henry said looking at the sheets and the floor.

"We're b-b-brothers it's o-our job." Bill tried to joke. Henry sighed and nodded about to say something but Bill interjected. "I like y-you b-better as a b-brother than a f-father," Bill said quietly getting a chuckle from the older boy. "I love you as a brother way more than a dog." Henry joked trying to get a hug from Bill who still wouldn't look at him. "We'll get through this Bill. I promise." Henry said quietly smiling at his brothers laugh. "Okay!" he said nodding.

[greetings-from-the-suffer-puppet]

black panther spoilers!!

i??? am gay??? for every single woman in this film????

including ramonda, bc she is beautiful and majestic and lovely

shuri is like,,, a couple years older than me. date me, princess, date me p l e a s e 

!!!!!killmonger!!!!! holy shit!!!! i?? actually felt sorry for him!! i really liked guy!!- like, not “liked” him, i don’t agree with anything he was doing, but i!! understood!! why he was doing all this?? and he!! was!! just!! a super sympathetic villain!! i didn’t want him to die!!

TH A T L A S T L I N E T H O U G H . oh my god. i died, right there, in my seat.  holy fucking shit. we thought thor ragnarok was heavy-handed on anti-colonialism and civil rights??? FUCK THAT. this guy’s last words were “bury me in the sea with my ancestors. they knew that death was better than bondage.” GOD FUCKING DAMN.

ross!! a good ross!! i liked this ross!!

martin freeman’s american accent is. unnerving. 

i pray for a scene in infinity wars where he meets dr strange (and possibly tony stark is there too because you can’t forget the downey films) and there’s like. references. i would laugh my ass off. 

he grows throughout the movie and he just. takes orders from nakia and shuri without question. i like this ross. i hope he sticks around. 

i liked that there were like. next to none established marvel characters in this!! no cameos from any avengers or ex-avengers (minus the end scene but shhh he was never an avenger to begin with). like,, ross was just it??? and i just really liked that! it was a movie about the black panther, no other superheroes. i appreciated that.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!t’challa’s line at the UN!! “wise men build bridges; fools build barriers.” GET FUCKING RE K T TRUMP

s h u r i  m y  lo v e  with the panther gauntlets!! slay me!!

na k i a marry me please

or marry t’challa, i am shocked but this relationship is neither forced nor off-putting, marry him please and be the most badass queen wakanda has ever had

forgive me ramonda, but i have no proof of your badassery, only nakia’s

o k o y e . oh my god, okoye. i loved her?? so much??

why do you love wakabi, okoye. do better than him.

her struggle!!! after killmonger took the throne!! oh my god!! i loved her almost more right then tbh??? like. she loves t’challa!! she is loyal to him!! but she is a Dora Milaje first and foremost and her duty is to the throne, no matter who sits on it, and GOD FUCKING DAMN I LOVE HER SO MUCH???? JESUS CHRIST???? I FUCKING CAN’T WITH THE LADIES IN THIS MOVIE

all of the women in this movie are fully fleshed out. all of them. (minus killmonger’s kissing lady.) their characters are not dependent on t’challa, even though they all care about him a lot and are in the movie because they care about him. ramonda is a former queen. shuri is a tech genius who is clearly involved with all the technological workings of wakanda. nakia is a spy whose loyalties are not t’challa first, but her beliefs first, even though she loves him. (she would stage a coup if she had enough soldiers!! she was ready to stage a coup with like three people on her side!!) i already talked about okoye, but she’s also!! so!! good!! she’s sassy and she’s smart and she’s kick-ass, but she has pet peeves and she struggles and she has doubts and she mourns her friends. i love her. i love all of them. 

t’challa! damn! i know i haven’t talked about him much but he!! was!! so!! good!! his reaction to t’chaka’s killing of his brother, his opinion on killmonger, his obvious love for shuri (HE!! THREW!! HIMSELF!! AT!! KILLMONGER!! AND!! SENT!! BOTH!! OF!! THEM!! DOWN!! A!! MOUNTAIN!! TO!! PROTECT!! HER!!) and his mom, his love for azuri (even though he didn’t agree with everything azuri did), the spirit visions w/ t’chaka and the other kings (why did you leave the child behind? my heart fucking sh a t te r e d), his love of nakia (nakia... hi... this awkward boy i love him), just!! I LOVE HIM!!! OH MY GOD!!! 

wakanda in general!! i want to live there!! it’s so beautiful and colorful and ahh!!! the four tribes and their differences are really cool to look at, too, with the different color schemes of each tribe and the mouth-piercings for the one (what are those called???) and the hair for that other one (like??? h o w ??????) and like, the traditional culture blending with modern culture and also futuristic stuff and!! ahh!! wakanda!!! 

the!! FUCKING!! ANIMATIONS!! HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!

i don’t know who animates/directs the ending credits for the marvel movies, but they need a raise. i don’t know or care how much they get paid right now, they need a raise.

my heart bro k e when i realized the kid & dad speaking at the beginning were killmonger and his dad. like!!! oh my god i was??? not??? r e a d y ???

t’challa and shuri!! they’re so believable as siblings!! they’re so genuine!! like, seriously, it’s me and my sister: annoy each other to death, but also willing to kill and/or die to protect one another. (at least, that’s how i am to my sister. more reasons shuri is my soulmate: we’re the annoying younger sibling.)

ramonda!! is!! so clearly worried about her kids and so proud of their achievements and so done with shuri’s shit and?? she’s just a really genuine mom and i love her. 

shuri is so sassy. i want a movie about her.

i want a movie about her, okoye, and nakia shooting the shit and roasting t’challa. just. an hour and a half of these three amazing ladies roasting his royal ass. maybe ramonda walks in after an hour to share embarrassing baby stories. give me this, marvel. gi v e m e t hi s .

finally, andy serkis played a hilarious villain with mental problems and a creepy-ass laugh who is not animated. au naturale andy. god bless.

anyway this movie is a masterpiece go watch it

i’m gonna find the soundtrack on youtube and illegally download the whole fucking thing and listen to it on loop

[justfangstvdto]

Imagine being a Ripper yourself and you stumble across a stranger who seems to share your insatiable hunger.

Story Title: “Murder for two”

Characters: Ripper!Stefan x Ripper!Reader (female), numerous random people *cough* victims *cough*

Warnings: murderously violent. Contains blood pretty much everywhere, murder, corpses, and other possibly disturbing things. 

Word Count: 1269

A/N: I toned this down a little bit in my rewrite, so it´s not as crazy as it was, but it just wouldn´t have worked out that way. Also, this idea sounded so much better in my head,  I hope it´s still enjoyable! And maybe I will continue this at some pointif you want me to, maybe with people from either Stefan´s or the readers past showing up. We´ll see  As always, Feedback is welcomed and appreciated

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It is a terribly stereotypical Friday night in a small town in Virginia. Teenagers are out and about searching for something to believe in while they stagger unsteadily along the paved sidewalks, either from intoxication or sleepiness. Or both.

But among those lost souls, there are creatures lurking in the shadows, eyes always watching, always stalking, always waiting.

The streetlamps burn through the cloak of the fog, reflecting their light on the bright colored hood of sportscar. The road ahead of you is empty and lonely, the only comfort is the loud shuddering of yet another song without a melody that pulsates through the speaker. There is just you, the music and the lonesome road - and headless corpses in the backseat.

Your eyes catch a young couple heading towards a bar, the name Mystic Grill burning bright through a glass window. The male plants a soft kiss on the female's hair and she blushes, clutching his hand tighter.

Oh, young love……..how disgusting.

You bring your borrowed car to a hold around the corner, away from prying eyes. You don't want to scare potential meals away. Even though a runner is always exciting.

The leather seats squeak slightly as you exit the car, sticking your head through the open window. The blood coming from your passengers has already spread over the entire joined backseat, dipping the unfortunate white leather in red.

“No funny business back here while I'm gone, alright? Don´t want to stain the backseat, now do we?” You wink at them, even though you left any part that would allow them to wink back a few miles down the road on a white picket fence of a very unfortunate citizen.

You swing open the Grill´s door, stepping into a pool of blood on the hardwood floors.

Blood pooling on the hardwood floor, as well blood splatters over the wall. Someone definitely had some bloody fun in here.

There is a faint sound heard from further into the building and you round the edged corner, coming face to face with a fellow vampire. He senses your presence and in his blood haze, he fails to recognize your - well - dead state and quickly wraps his hands around your throat, expecting to take a bite.  

“Ah ah ah, I don't think so.” You flip his wrist and pin him against the nearby wall, his bloodstained neck firm in your hands. He seemed to be surprised by your superior strength, his eyes wide as drops of blood fall from his mouth, decorating your covered arms.

You release him and turn on your heels and make your way towards the bar, hopping over a few dozen people on the ground. You stop and collect a shiny ring from one of the victims, and put it on your own hand. A girl can't have enough jewelry, right?

You grab a bottle from behind the counter, taking in the whole scene in front of you,  “Impressive work you've done here. Love the new color.”

“Who are you?” The stranger asks, his eyes gleaming with curiosity.

“Name´s Y/N.” You knock down a shot of whatever booze you grabbed from the bar “How about you, handsome?”

“Stefan. Stefan Salvatore.”

“I would say it´s a pleasure to meet you, Stefan, but since you spoiled my fun I'm not sure it is.”

“Fun, huh” He cocks his eyebrow as he shortens the space between you and leans against the bar “Most women, vampire or not, wouldn't call this fun.”

“But doesn't that revoke every instance we have?I” You slide a glass over the counter, filling it to the brim “I mean that´s what we do, isn't it? We eat people.”

“Something tells me you enjoy much more than just, uh, eating them.t You're like me aren't you? A ripper?” He asks, before nipping on the drink.

“No.” You shake your head “I´m much worse. Unlike other rippers, I extend the play with my food. I don't just drain them dry. Where would be the fun in that? ”

Faint heartbeats, maybe four or five heartbeats are heard from outside. It seems another meal is being delivered right now.

“You up for a little game?” You ask and Stefan nods instantly, curious what kind of game you have in store.

The sound of darts rushing through the air followed, accompanied by the decreasing heart rate of your meal fills the crowded room. Your legs are draped over Stefan's lap, his snack already dead at his feet, yours almost drained as well.

“Mhmm, this one was delicious.” You retract your fangs from your victim's almost ripped-off neck and push her on the floor, her head rolling to the side.

“How´s it going over there, friends?”You look over to the remaining people of the group, who are occupied with the dart game you assigned them to, but they don't bother to answer.

“Hey!” Stefan calls out and speeds over to the male of the remaining snacks you both will consume soon enough “Y/N asked you a question!”

“Sorry uh. we're done.”

Uh!” You jump up from where you were sitting, clapping your hand together with excitement “Tell me my friends, who won?”

“I did.” The girl raises her hand.

“Congrats! You get to choose who lives.You or your friend.” You explain to the shaking young lady. Stefan watches your every move a few feets away with adoration and excitement.

“I…”The girl shares a worried glance with her male friend, both of their hearts deliciously pumping with fear. It´s music to your ears “I c-choose me.”

“What?! How can you do this to me?!” Her friend calls out, the betrayal and fear visibly covering his face.

“Well well well. Self-preservation instinct. How very predictable.” You share a glance with Stefan, who seems to be enjoying your show very much.

“I think we have to be equally predictable in return, don't you agree Stefan?”

“Only seems fair, Y/N.” Stefan shrugs.

“Perfect.” You turn your attention to your trembling friends, your veins darkening. “Surprise surprise. You both die.”

The guy takes off running first but doesn't get too far, your firm hands yanking his head to the side, breaking his neck instantly, followed by your sharp teeth breaking his skin.

The screams of Stefan´s victim fill the room, but quickly fall silent as he bites her neck several times. His meal drops on the floor several minutes later, as does yours, drained of every last drop of blood.

Through the blood-haze, you turn to look at each other, blood dripping from your mouths, your veins still laced with darkness. When your lips collide, the savory yet sweet blood of your victims mixes together. Stefan lifts you up and speeds to the counter trailing bloody kisses down your neck while you tug at his shirt. You unbutton the first buttons before you impatiently rip it open, the buttons joining the dozen corpses on the floor…..

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Something from today #201 - #250

Something from today #250 Me: Want me to slay a dragon? Mom: There aren’t any Me: Just Imagine Dragons Mun: Ahhh that was a good one

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Something from today #249 Dad: You know this house stinks? Me: Cause of your smoking? Dad: No, it’s you Me: Really!?

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Something from today #248 Me: *re-telling a disturbing joke I heard earlier* Friend: *makes a horrified face* Me: What’s the matter?

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Something from today #247 Brother: Would you mind he- Me: Hell no!

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Something from today #246 Me: Okay this Minecraft world is going to be it -One Creeper Later- Me: Okay THIS one is going to be it

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Something from today #245 *Brother pretends that the Kettle is full* Me: *Goes to pour but finds it’s empty* Me: You son of a b*tch Brother: Mwahaha!

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Something from today #244 *Me and my friends doing the COD BO III Nuk3town Easter Egg* Me: Okay only shoot the arms *accidently shoots the head* -Restart- Me: Okay slight mishap *does it again* f*ck

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Something from today #243 *Me and my friends finally beat COD BO III on a realistic and I get the Trophy* Me: Oh my god! Oh my god! I did it! I finally did it! Ohmymymy *starts crying* I did it! Friend: You alright?

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Something from today #242 *My friends brother is playing TTT and we can hear him in the background* Brothers friend: Are you the terrorist? Friend: *sarcastically* No, I am! Me and everyone else: *starts laughing to the point of tears*

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Something from today #241 Me: Brother can you do something for me? Brother: No Me: Thank you *hands him the thing that needs to be done*

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Something from today #240 *Me and my friends playing GTA V* Me: *gets in the back of a van* This is going to be fun Friend: Famous last words

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Something from today #239 *Me and my mum watching POTC and come to scene where Jack fights Will* Mum: Is that the fight scene between Jack and Orlando Bloom *Continues to call him Orlando Bloom instead of Will Tuner*

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Something from today #238 *Me and my brother arguing* Me: I don’t like your attitude Brother: I don’t like yo face Me: …ouch…

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Something from today #237 Me: *drops my stuff* F*ck Friend: Language Me: -_-

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Something from today #236 *Me playing Assassins Creed Syndicate* Me: COME THE F*CK ON WHY WOULD YOU JUMP OFF! Brother: *comes in* You alright? Me: I accidentally stubbed my toe Brother: …

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Something from today #235 Brother: I’m busy playing Minecraft Me: Get off Brother: I’m just going to teleport over there using my ender pearl Me: And I want you to teleport off this computer but that ain’t gonna happen is it?

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Something from today #233 *I died while playing PayDay 2* Me: Well sorry for trying Me: Actually no, I’m not sorry at all

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Something from today #232 Me: I’ve ranked Platinum! Brother: No one cares Me: …

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Something from today #231 *Me and my friends are playing PayDay 2* Me: *Kills a gaurd* I guess he’s dead tired Friend: Really? Now? Me: Is there really a ‘good’ time to make a pun?

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Something from today #230 *Me and my friends are playing PayDay 2* Friend: Okay, when the guard comes in, silently put him down Me: Okay *Guard walks in* Me: *Fires an entire clip at him* Friend: Relax there

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Something from today #229 *I accidentally hit my foot* Me: Son of a FRED! Friend: ??? Me: I’m trying to control my language ------------------------------------------------------------

Something from today #228 Me: Let me use the computer Brother: Can I play longer? Me: No Brother: But I love you Me: I love you too. I also love the computer more so get off ------------------------------------------------------------

Something from today #227 *I walk into my room* Me: Hi Brother: Oh crap no! Go away! Me: …

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Something from today #226 *Me and my friends finished watching Star Wars* Me: If Han Solo travels with someone, does that make him Han Duo? Friend: …HAHAHAHAHA…

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Something from today #225 *Me and friends playing GTA V* Me: Okay just be careful with that helicopter before you-AHHHHHHHHHH Friend: What happened!? Me: She mowed me down with the helicopter

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Something from today #224 -Me and my friend are at an Award Night and each person who received an award got a pin with it but I forgot to collect mine- Friend: You got a pin? Me: F*ck!

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Something from today #223 *Me and friends playing GTA V* Friend: Let me just check- *We explode* Friend: What? How? Me: You crashed into a pole…

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Something from today #222 Me: *talking in a calm voice* so anyway I was BILLY SHUT THE HELL UP! anyway as I was saying

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Something from today #221 *Before Playing COD BO III on realistic* Me: Dang *After* Me: *****m*******b****!!!!!

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Something from today #220 Brother: Zac? Me: No Brother: Za- Me: No Brother: … Me: Nope

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Something from today #219 Me: Have you seen the latest YouTube Rewind? Brother: Yeah *Me and my brother both Nae Nae away from each other*

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Something From Today #218 Brother: I don’t know why the computer doesn’t work Me: I know Brother: Why Me: You gave us a virus Brother: -_-

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Something from today #217 -Me every other day- Sister: *starts talking gibberish* Me: Yeah, yeah

-Me during October when the Walking Dead returns* Sister: *starts talking giberish* Me: I ain’t got no time for this it’s WALKING DEAD TIME!

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Something from today #216 Me: *Makes a weird laugh* Friend: What the f*ck was that?

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Something from today #215 *Me and my friends playing GTA V* Me: I want to land the plane Friend: No Me: Trust me -10 Minutes Later- Me: *As the plane is crashing* Oooopsie

Something from today #214 Me: *Puts my hand out* What are tho-OOOON CENA!!!! Me and my friend: *Both start singing his theme in perfect sync*

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Something from today #213 *Sister is about to wake me up* Sister: *Opens door* Me: Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope Sister: *leaves*

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Something from today #212 *Friend makes a pun* Me: That was bad Other friend: You know your pun is bad when Zac says it’s bad

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Something from today #211 *Me and my friends are drinking soda* Me: *Pointing to my can* You need a CAN do attitude Friend: That’s unCANny Me: Haha, you’re like my spirit brother Friend :D

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Something from today #210 *Friend walks out of class and talks to another friend as I walk by un noticed* Friend: What the hell? How did you get here? You were still in class Me: Oh, there is this magical new device I got. It’s called ‘walking’

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Something from today #209 *Me and my friends playing GTAV* Me: Hey, what is the cheapest type of meat? Friend: What? Other friend: Oh god no Me: Deer Balls, they’re under a buck Friend: Goddamit Zac Other friend: I get enough of your sh!t at school, I don’t need this

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Something from today #208 *Me and my brother arguing* Me: And furthermore- HEY, STOP EATING MY SPAGHETTI!

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Something from today #207 Friend: *Makes a horrible, offensive joke* Me: You’re a piece of sh!t Friend: Hehe, yeah I know

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Something from today #206 Me: Mum, I don’t know if it’s the determination or lack of movement but I can’t feel the cold Mum: You need to start getting out more often, sitting down too long is not good Me: So it’s the lack of movement, right right right

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Something from today #205 *Me and my friend saying goodbye and giving a goodbye handshake* Me: Yeah, this was a nice year Friend: Yeah *tries crushing my hand* Me: Yeah *crushes his hand without trying* Friend: Owwww *let’s go* Me: :D Bye

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Something from today #204 Friend: Ahhh Other friend: What’s the matter? Friend: It’s just, you popped out out no where Other friend: So you hate my face. Something wrong with it? Friend: No I meant- Me: She’s a facist Other friend: Nice word play

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Something from today #203 *Me and my friend playing Fire Boy and Water Girl* Me at the beginning: Don’t worry about dying, it’s no ones fault Me at the end level: C*CK SUCKING MOTHERF*CKING JUMP F*CKING FIRE BOY YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SH!T

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Something from today #202 *Friend is poking me with her pen, trying to get me to lose my grip on something I’m holding* Me: My brother smacked me in the elbow with a butterfly knife, it’s going to take a lot more than a pen to make me let go

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Something from today #201 Friend: We’re meeting FRIEND at the station -We’re at the station- Me: I don’t sense any a$$holes so he must not be here

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Something from today #201 *Me and my friends playing Black Ops III zombies* Me: Yay, I’ve completed the easter egg an- OH MY F*CKING GAWD CATHULU IS AFTER ME!

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