#sorry i just find people attempting to outsmart the most benign ass children’s stories based off nonexistent details really annoying | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

zamalie · 11 months ago

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my meaningless hot take for today is that that weird melodramatic interpretation everyone and their mother has about the rudolph the red nosed reindeer song is stupid. you are placing edgy headcanons on a minute long christmas song. like none of that shit is even unintentionally implied in any of the lines you’re just pretending its unbreakable fact based off vague storytelling

#there’s no mention of santa clause at all until he asks rudolph to lead the sleigh #that take on the story is just including details that don’t exist #you could just as easily argue that he didn’t know shit and there’s nothing to contradict you #it feels like a more socially acceptable version of kill Barney the dinosaur jokes or like the pokémon coma theory #sorry i just find people attempting to outsmart the most benign ass children’s stories based off nonexistent details really annoying #maybe this is based on some random ass movie i never watched but i’m talking about the song itself and do not care #dottxt #it’s not even because of the interpretation itself it’s just the tone people always take like they’re revealing something profound #you are saying nothing #this is your fanfiction. you’re saying fanfiction at me

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