#sorry i forgor i was a real person for a bit lol

[zestinator5000]

Silly requests!!! And some silly bugs!!!!

[fates-theysband]

allll the self insert asks with ur Stanley Parable s/i?

thank you!! sorry for taking so long to get to this. i dont have a good excuse i just forgor.

give us a quick run down of your s/i!!

so i don't have a lot going on in terms of a proper tsp s/i bc the "main" timeline is the isekai one i've written about before but they're employee 104 (the fired one you see in the mind control facility lol) . not to make what would have undoubtedly be considered the closest thing tsp has to a mary sue but the mind control machine never quite had the same..."grip" on them as it did the other employees. it was still enough to keep them in line but they always had a sense that Something Isn't Right and they would find themself uncertain why they did certain things. they were fired because they ended up getting too close to 432 and management didn't want them mucking up the experiment.

they were still there when shit got real. or unreal, as the case may be. but the narrator missed them when he was deleting stanley's coworkers. because technically, they weren't one anymore.

post a meme that describes your s/i.

where does your s/i live? do they aspire to move or are they content with where they are?

they have memories prior to the parable of a crappy apartment with annoying (but not annoying enough for them to not feel like putting in a noise complaint would make them an asshole) neighbors. they're not sure how real those memories are anymore. if they are, they're starting to miss that place.

what's a song that describes your s/i? even better if you have a playlist!

"underground" by cody fry! most heartbreakingly beautiful song about getting hit by a train known to man. although i take the lyrics more metaphorically in this case.

what is your s/i's profession?

whatever it is the parable company does. they were what the book "bullshit jobs" calls a "box-ticker".

what does your s/i have most in common with you? what's different about them?

the most they have in common with me is that they have an unexciting office job that occasionally asks them to say or do things they don't agree with and that ultimately they just want to live a quiet life (don't say what you're thinking). but they handled being fired better than i would have. i think if my job fired me i would completely break down. not because i believe in the company but because i really don't want to move back in with my parents.

if your s/i was an animal, what would they be?

a goose. not in a chaotic "untitled goose game" way (a little bit in that way), in a "how the fuck did you get here there are literally no bodies of water in a several mile radius" way

how did you get the idea for your s/i's backstory?

thought "man the mind control machine is powerful so this probably isn't likely to be canon but wouldn't it be fucked up if someone was kind to 432 and eventually got fired for it because they were mucking up the experiment"

give us an example s/i outfit (or describe it).

honestly they just wear unexceptional business casual. something like this:

what are some of your s/i's major skills?

data entry and a typing speed of a about 140 wpm

seriously though, they're really sneaky and have an easy time getting to places that the narrator thinks people can only get into if he allows them. like the memory zone and the other games from the games ending and what have you.

what is your s/i afraid of?

well right now they're afraid there's no way out. like it's great being reunited with their office crush but it's exhausting having to hide in the margins lest the omniscient voice controlling the whole thing get wise to them and delete them.

if you had to compare your s/i to an already existing fictional character, who would it be?

they're a little like dr coomer from hlvrai; like not his personality just his role. they've recently realized that the situation they're in isn't real, just real to them, and they're kind of fighting to keep it from breaking them so they overplay their silliness

has your s/i's story changed since you created them or has it stayed relatively the same?

im still kind of fleshing them out. they've been Just A Concept for quite a while.

[demonlike-judge-of-fire]

toddy x ann is good

YOU GET ME ANON !!!!

Saw some headcanons on twitter about how Toddy is like that because she was bullied in the past and wants to prevent it happening again. They said she's envious of Ann because she has nice designs and other reasons involving how she's a Mary Sue (lol). I AGREE WHOLEHEARTEDLY I CLAIM THOSE HEADCANONS THEY ARE SO REAL I LOVE HER.

under the cut is me going off about them. Just a bit

Imagine they get to break past that surface. Ann has a confrontation with Toddy. She yells something she doesn't want to and it clicks that, oh yeah, she is a real person with emotions. Oh, right.

Through chance they grow close? Maybe they both sign up for a designing event where they pair you up with a random fellow designer to work with. They both walk in the room to meet their partner and This Is Not Meant To Happen. Both expected anything but her and there's an awkwardness. Toddy tries to put up a persona, Ann does her best to work together and tolerate whatever she's saying. They fight, but also appreciate eachother's work and watch the process.

"Do you mind if I play some music? It helps me." "As long as it's not too bad. If it is, I'm switching to my playlist. Got it?" "C'mon, Toddy! Wanna see what it's like? Maybe you'll like it!" Ann tries to be patient and hands Toddy her phone. "Ha, so your taste in fashion doesn't translate to your taste in music."

I can't write it exactly, but it would be something that gets Ann thinking "was that a compliment?".

From Toddy's side, she's vulnerable when it comes to music. She's not one to play it but she really enjoys it, and the way she was treated when Bon introduced her to the Toys struck her.

Imagine a scene that contrasts that !!

I want Toddy to learn through working together. I want her to have a friend that is not Bon and not rely on him so much. I want her have a confrontation with Bon, to know that she is not a burden and is not to be treated like one.

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Not the best writer here, but it's honest work lol i just like these two a bit

Sorry for the long wait! I had more ideas but i forgor to keep going and this sat in my drafts unfinished