#sorry i feel like im annoying about them sometimes on the internet its like BITCH GET A PERSONALITY!!!!

[heartscrypt]

this is so fuckinh real. tumblr knows i dont stop thinking about these two fools

[the-angry-pixie]

camboy AU... but make it romantic

Camboy Bill AU feat. the OT7.

- basic stuff really

- Bill is a camboy (billoncam) on those websites that I don’t know enough about to be able to give a name.

- and he does sessions every few days in private chatrooms

- mostly solo stuff - either a vibrator or dildo in his ass whilst jacking it to the camera

- his fans love him because he is really chatty and responsive. and when he gets really turned on, he stutters. he always moans and thanks the person when someone sends him a tip - its like the tip button is directly connected to his vibrator, the way he moans every time it *dings*

- he has regulars. people who always seem to tune in and leave lots of tips. he comes to recognise their usernames.

- “welcome mikey-mike. i hope you’re having a good week.”

- “its good to see you again bigdickrich, what filthy things are you gonna say to me today?”

- stuff like that.

- he holds competitions among viewers - whoever gives him the most tips in a session gets to choose a name for him to call out when he cums

- as a result billoncam ends up moaning out “oh fuck carsforeddie! oh fuck you feel so good carsforeddie! oh fuck OH FUCK!” a lot.

- like previously stated, he’s known for his highly interactive solo stuff but every now and then his audience gets a guest appearance from other people. it always seems to be the same guys but we never get to see their faces 

- one has lovely golden skin that matches his golden curls that Bill loves to grab onto when he’s fucking him

- the other is this buff dude with dark blonde body hair that makes the most delicious sounds when he’s railing Bill

- thats right, billoncam be versatile as fuck

- even more versatile than first anticipated because one time during a session Bill is holding a photo on his phone up to show the camera and he accidentally swipes to the next photo which is of some redhead woman lying on a bed in lingerie

- the comment section goes wild and Bill is like “oh fuck, oh fuck you weren’t meant to see that, ah ha ha ha lets forget that happened pls” and he goes on with the session. trying to ignore all the questions hounding him about who the fuck that was and why was she on his bed??

- two days later when billoncam is next scheduled to cam it is immediately obvious that things are very different when the session starts on a shot of Bill sitting fully-clothed talking straight to camera

- “thanks for tuning in everyone. I just felt I wanted to do something a bit different today. There’s been lots of discussion and questions about what happened the other day and I’ve thought about it a lot and have decided that I would like to be honest with you. This is a part of who I am and I don’t want to feel ashamed of that. So the truth is... I’m bisexual. And this...”

- Bill holds up his phone showing a photo of Bill and the redhead from the lingerie photo hugging each other and smiling giddily at the camera

- “... this is Bev. She’s my girlfriend.”

- again, the comment section goes wild. Obviously Bill has been camming himself on a website for gay men and well... gays can still be mean and weird sometimes when it comes to bisexuality.

- “I know. I know. It’s not what you’ve come to expect from me. I’m sorry if you’re offended or something. Well actually I’m not sorry at all. I would never be sorry for being in love with Bev. She’s my rock. We’ve been together for so long and she means the world to me. And the only reason I’m showing her face on here is because she’s given me full permission. In fact she has her own camming channel. Which I can link you to if there are any fellow bi’s out there.”

- Because the internet is the internet, Bill notices he’s losing viewers quickly, but he’s kind of happy to note that some of his regulars are among the ones being super supportive

- sitonthis: you’re not really gay. get the fuckk outta here!

mikey-mike: thanks for being honest with us Bill. I’m bi too and some people on here need to be quiet and stop being rude.

erotic-cum-on-my-hole: where’s the dick??

bigdickrich: daaaaaaaaaaamn Bill. she’s fuckign hot! gimme dat link please >______>

br000ny: sick of these bi s trickin on us. im out.

carsforeddie: YO EVERYONE NEEDS TO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LEAVE BILL ALOONE!@! WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO DATE BILL?! HE’S FUCKING GORGEOUS AND PERFECT!! I SWEAR TO GOD YOU ALL NEED TO MEET ME IN THE PARKING LOT RIGHT THE FUCK NNOW!!e@!

- but it doesn’t stop there. Bill has more to tell. He doesn’t get naked at all that session. But he does come clean about being polyamorous. Apparently Bill and Bev were together for years before she started dating Ben. Who then eventually started dating Bill as well (mystery solved on who buff dude is). And then a little while after that Bill started dating Stan who also began dating everyone else eventually (mystery number two solved on who golden curls is)

- of course to respect privacy Bill doesn’t give names or photos for those two (they’re not into camming and only ever fuck Bill on cam as a favour cause they know Bill loves it so much). But he does wax poetic for a further half an hour on just how much he loves all his partners and then unexpectedly signs off.

- billoncam disappears for awhile. his sessions just suddenly stop. his fans reckon its probably got to do with the negative response he got to coming out as bi. 

- they try to reach out to him on his social media but never with any luck. its funny, billoncam’s sessions have weirdly become a bit of community thing. its strange. the regulars all kind of know each other and it feels wrong to not be coming all together (pun not intended) a few times a week on Bill’s channel. but whatever, it doesn’t matter anymore because it seems billoncam is no more. he’s been scared away.

- struggling radio personality Richie Tozier is definitely not expecting to run into Bill aka. billoncam in a random Los Angeles Starbucks one day. But he does. Thats him. That’s totally fucking him. The only way Richie could be more sure is if Bill whipped his junk out in the middle of this cafe.

- Richie is so stunned he can’t even think what to say. How to approach this guy that he has been jacking off to for the last year or so. 

- He ends up chasing Bill down the street and kind of pouncing on him. 

- Bill is understandably wary at first. But of course he’s kind of charmed by this nervous motormouth with his ridiculously syrupy-looking frappuccino concoction. Its strange how familiar he seems. He almost whispers the name to himself just as Richie practically yells “Oh by the way. I’m bigdickrich. Did I mention that? I might have forgotten to mention that. Fuck!”

- And well, a week or two later... billoncam makes a comeback suddenly.

- And he’s got a companion. A companion who is showing his face. Bill’s regulars know they definitely haven’t seen this guy (or his body) before but they don’t mind at all since the session is so much more intense because they can see both participants for once. And this new guy is very cute. In a hairy, gangly, bedraggled kind of way.

- Bill introduces the guy as his new friend. He says his new friend convinced him to come back online. And his new friend even gave permission for their first time together to be filmed live.

- New Friend’s eyebrows wiggle at the camera behind his thick dark-framed glasses

- this sends a thrill through the audience obviously. such an intimate thing that theyre witnessing. New Friend doesnt seem to mind though. In fact he seems to lap up the attention and is very willing to take suggestions from the audience of just what he should do to Bill. 

- the vibrator and dildo remain untouched on the bed that day. 

- and its right at the end, still panting and sweating and coming down from their highs that Bill mentions that his New Friend is a previous audience member.

- “some of you might recognise the username. This is bigdickrich. Sooo... I guess we now know he wasn’t exaggerating with that name ha ha” to which Richie just grins at the camera holding his hands up under his chin.

- the comment section goes BONKERS!

- carsforeddie: THAT ANNOYING CRUDE SON OF A BITCH!! WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS THE UNIVERSE SO UNFAIR! FUCK!”

mikey-mike: good for you bigdickrich. you’re a real lucky guy. 

twinksfordays: i want to choke on bigdickrich’s cock

carsforeddie: HOW?! HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?! EW I JUST JACKED IT TO THAT ASSHOLE! FUCK I NEED TO SHOWER”

- Bill and Richie giggle and converse with the commenters for awhile and then sign off.

- billoncam returns to regularly camming again. much the way he was before. mostly solo. though sometimes with guest stars. and Richie becomes a more and more frequent feature. He’s the only one (besides Bev popping in now and then) who shows his face.

- and then, billoncam hits 100,000 subscribers

- and Bill. Well he has to make it special right? So he auctions himself off. There has to be some careful wording and labelling so that he can’t be done for prostitution but... essentially Bill auctions off the chance for him to travel and spend the night with the highest bidder.

- of course carsforeddie is not going to let this opportunity slide by him. He’s a successful businessman. He might only be 25 but he’s got money to burn and he’s been loving lusting after billoncam for a LONG TIME

- its undisclosed just how much Eddie Kaspbrak, luxury car rental business owner ends up paying for billoncam to fly to New York and spend the night with him - for legal reasons obviously. And no, Eddie does not give permission for the deed to be filmed.

- But! Its perfectly legal to say that the 2nd time Bill fucks Eddie - the 3rd, the 4th, the 5th and the 6th and all the times that follow - are done completely for free!

- Ben jokes to Richie privately about them going to need to move into a bigger house if Bill keeps adding people to this relationship.

- It becomes less of a joke and more of a reality as Eddie moves permanently to Los Angeles 6 months (and lots of trips to LA) later.

- And thats it. Theyre nearly there. There’s just one more thing missing. One more piece to the puzzle. Bill doesn’t know why he feels this way. He just does.

- Luckily Mike Hanlon (aka as mikey-mike) has been unknowingly working away on this very thing for months. Not that he would have dared to assume that anything would happen when he slid into billoncam’s DM’s 18 months ago.

- He’s just a country boy from bumfuck nowhere. There’s no reality in this universe where he and the likes of billoncam would ever cross paths. But he enjoys talking to him. They have a lot of laughs. And Bill is surprisingly sweet and very well spoken. They like a lot of the same things. The same literature, the same sports teams. Bill is always asking after the animals on Mike’s family’s farm. Mike wishes he could get to know him better. 

- Bill wants the same thing. He’d give anything to meet the sweet-souled farmboy from Maine who brightens Bill’s day whenever he gets a new message from him. I mean, it helps that he’s also gorgeous with the most wonderful smile, but thats beside the point.

- Bill ends up putting his money where his mouth is. Just enough to buy a return plane ticket to LA, so that Mike can come visit him, and cover the cost of a hotel room (ya know, in case he doesn’t want to stay with Bill and the rest of them. Bill would never want to make him uncomfortable).

- Needless to say Mike fits right into the family almost immediately. 

- its a couple of months later and billoncam still exists, but its like a relic now. Bill pours all his creative energy into his new channel “the-lucky-seven”. Its a channel shared by everyone and its outrageously popular. Sure there are still a few individuals who are too shy or anxious to show their faces but the audience doesn’t seem to care. There’s so much variety to be found on the channel. Different combinations of people doing a live cam nearly every second day. 

- they’re all unapologetic, they all love each other, and they don’t mind sharing it with the world. 

- :) :) :) :) B) :) :)

----

Did I really just write a romance story about camming? Why yes, I think I did. Ha Ha. Hope you enjoyed. :)

[eternal-bangtan]

are you a morning or night person? last movie you saw in theaters? a book you love? cherries or blueberries? any pet peeves? anything on netflix you'd recommend to someone (me) who's been scrolling on there for the past two hours? one thing you would like to experience/see for yourself if you could go back in time?

oh u def snapped with this one huh 🙂 its gonna be complicated lmao

1 during my whole life i was sure im a night person and i had proofs bUT recently i tried to go to sleep at 11pm and wake up at 7 am and it worked for three weeks and then i fucked up and since then i didnt try this again so now im not even sure.......i still feel like im a night person but at the same time i think if i can use healthy sleeping schedule i can adapt?? idk man 😔 told ya its gonna be complicated lmao

2 HUH IN THEATERS I DONT EVEN REMEMBER WHEN WAS IT oh no i remember it was ‘little women’ whjssjddj

3 mmm i dont have one :o ngl tho hp will always be special to me but i read different stuff but there werent like SUCH SHAJSHDJJD BOOKS THAT WOUDL HAVE ME BEING OBSESSED i dont even remember at this point but yo old detectives? ill read anything and will love it

4 ehhhh i eat both but rn id say blueberries cuz its more comfy to eat them and they r sweeter lmao

5 another weird word in english,,,, like blowing raspberries or daddy long legs lmao if i understood it right its about sth that annoys me? 👀 well its def related to society the lack of empathy for example the ignorance the narrow mindness (when its persons choice like they know u better adapt in 2020 cuz u cant change some things but no bitch ill be an annoying asshole and whine how everything is wrong and ppl r weird and bad like u know those who live with those old stereotypes etc) and all that stubborn shit too this lil need to say sth when literally no one asks like they could just ignore and move on its such a minor thing but no,,, (im talking about specific type of ppl i saw on the internet) cuz they think only their opinion is superior and it will be very hypocritical of me to say but hypocrisy too lol bUT we all r a lil bit like this as well so whatever right i annoy myself too sometimes

no ok lets fucking get it i dont like and it annoys me how some parts of society romanticize dickhead behaviour bad bitch behaviour cynical behaviour etc and think that they have this power to cancel other ppl and send shit to them like those arent human beings and dont have feelings ??? and like those cant change and become better versions of themselves after some time ??? and I THINK SOCIETY STOPPED THE RESPECTING ACTIVITY AND IT SADDENS ME TOO no matter how different their opinion is,,, i wonder if their friends had different from theirs opinion would they also be this inhuman?? yes im talking about nowadays twt and the rest of social medias daily life i dont understand since when its okay who told them its okay im not saying this is how everyone is but this is a tendency that annoys me i was sure that in 2020 the year of mental health and human feelings appreciation things would be different but no,,, ok i get it stress there is stress there is a lot of shit in the world rn but pour all ur inner shit onto other ppl????? nope there r also other more healthy ways to deal with negativity 😔 and assumptions annoy me too uwu

ok no it can get even longer i better not continue :)

6 im so bad at finding new stuff to watch that im rewatching friends on netflix again 😭 👉👈 sorry i couldnt help here

7 hm u kno i really love 21st century its pretty civilized and all these cute technologies and the whole improvement everywhere in every field too not saying its f l a w l e s s but hello its def better than in any other century or way before centuries were created dhsjdjd its only my opinion tho ofc,,, i just really love the time im living in

but the only thing id look at from the past (and id just love to see it from distance and be back here again) i would look at how the earth was when there was one continent lol OR WAIT 👀 id love to look at how universe was created from distance 😎 wanna check that big bang theory or whatever theory there also is and this is bc plz according to everything i read or heard about things were way more fucked up and i wouldnt be able to cope even by watching lmao

thank u for this it was fun 🥺 thank u for not making me look like a flop 🥺 and yeah i cant answer things normally

[macklives]

homestuck recap

i hated this so fucking much bc my 2 am bitch-ass didnt want to read a recap thats probably longer than any slowburn out there

anyways here it is

also, uhhH sorry im using this as a end of session discussion bc that shit gets explained in her as well. and im not writing up more recaps of a recap so this is where im done for the day. (by done for the day i mean last nights session, im still doing a liveblog soon. i just wrote this yesterday)

also that this is long

you dont have to read it, theres nothing of importance

ive been coping with humor to get me through it

neato.

have fun with what i suffered through:

why was “beta” the only thing unhighlighted?

like did i miss a page???

OH its the beta version of HS thats why

damn its like 5 pages and thats it

mmh

well youll all be happy to know im clicking every single one of these links again bc i like looking back like ahh i remember that. good times. also in case i forgot some shit existed.

do you think andrew had fun writing this? or was he like “fuck”

thats a lot of fucking package talk. good thing im not confused as of now and remember it pretty clearly. of else, this early on in the recap, id be screwed.

god remember when i did an analysis on each item and what it did

i feel as if i have the technology engrained inside my head right now

cruxite, alchemeter, all that jazz

flashbacks are starting up already

yeah, that was the good part in homestuck where i knew 100% that i probably would continue on this liveblog in its entirety, ngl

that one explosion scene. bc it kept me going.

OH W A IT SHIT

i just realized how the intermission spades probably fucking foreshadowed the whole jack revolts thing and gains the ring, which was also technically JOHNS fault considering he slashed up the doll in the first place

my god, i guess thats the only good aspect of the recap. looking back at things and realizing the missing pieces.

oh that makes sense for the whole “this prototyping had no effect on the enemies, since he was already in the medium” i didnt actually think about that

little did rose know where that would get her right now

oh yeah

there’s still the whole entire lab terminal thing and how mom basically knows the place exists. i guess we’re still venturing onto that and itll come up later when we find out how mom knows SO MUCH about the game.

still think shes some weird spy or secret agent

i kinda love her ngl

anyways, theres literally no reason for skaia to produce a cloning machine. so technically, they only sent the meteors in, right? so who put the cloning machine in if not mom?

oh yeah that impact was nerve wrecking asf

and still at this point in the comic i called dave fuckboy red

huh, how times change

i hated reading that whole paragraph ngl, the frustration just kicked me in the boobs again

yeah nobody else got tornadoes, huh?

OH that makes also much more sense

bc she did prototyped them before she entered the medium.

i gotcha

man one of my favorite edits i made, rose hitting that meteor with a bat

are you

telling me

the exiles structures they arrived on were in the form of the items the kids used to enter the medium?

THE EGG

THAT EXPLAINS “EGG”

of course it was 413 years ago. that was never explained. simply vague “many years in the future....” but i expected no less from this

man serenity is the most wholesome character in hs no doubt

damn thought andy here was really gonna spoil us jade’s planet

okay cool, im glad i now have the layout to the whole “their stations went to the coordinates of the home button” shindig

man i honestly dont know what else to say besides “yeah cool recap” when i already pretty much know what went down? ofc im looking into each link and shit and adding in things when i see fit, but otherwise its just me going “ah good times” yknow

the whole meteor thing kinda makes sense now?

we’re still missing a few pieces of info but we’re getting there, folks

oh yeah that reveal

god jade and dave have it in the shits for parents huh

bro isnt the best and jade has a fucking dog

who lowkey

is doing better than bro

who knew a fucking dog is a better guardian than bro lmfao

dreambot = terminator. im telling you.

sorry im still on that idea and it will never leave unless i have the actual proof in front of me that its not going to become a thing. meaning, ive finished hs and theres still no terminator dreambot or either andrew himself gives me a canon letter with “the robot is not arnold, mackenzie, pls just let it be”

why is the entire game session highlighted

i swear to god if this is like to a second recap or smth of the whole game session i may fucking CRY

okay thank god its just a design of the skaia layout

which is honestly cool

idk why its blurry tho but i can at least see the layout now. which is honestly how i pictured it anyways.

yeah, john did make a huge impact in his friends’ life and i find that so fucking touching

yep. got that. everything loops around. cool.

especially when the trolls come in. god we havent even gotten to that recap portion yet, we havent even gotten to the INTERMISSION

pls can this be the halfway point to the recap

AT LEAST

so they were exiled after the whole jack: ascend thing, right? considering theyre way in the future. man no fucking wonder.

speaking of jack

man that whole dad and jack interaction was gold, ngl

OH THAT EXPLAINS THE RING THEN

and wow, andrew’s really giving us the best female content huh. andrew is the true god of equality and diversity.

also hey, i didnt realize that wow. so PM tricked the queen in showing the parking ticket to be able to take the present from jack. she’s a smart cookie, that one..

she and PM basically snitched on jack and it was the best thing that has happened to me so far

oh yeah okay

but why did AR panic over bec? bc thats something we havent learned yet, right?

anyways

exile town, the only town which should exist. facts. i dont make the rules.

noice

i love PM being queen. like.. thats canon now. shes an actual queen.

yeah that was a fun game and the consorts were cute

fuck yeah the dick head

hate them even more now that i know john was killed because of them

anyways, i wonder what dick move dave’s denizen did? maybe thats why its filled with lava bc the denizen was like “fuck it. make the land red. kill them all”

UH WHAT

WHAT

OH MY GOD HOW DID I JUST FORGET NANNAS LETTER LIKE THAT LMFAO

THEIR TITLES WERE THERE THE WHOLE TIME!

so i still dont know what they mean but i can gather it has something to do with the game giving them abilities. considering dave is the “knight of time” and he can go back in time. whack.

which means john can either control someones breathing or simply wind. and rose is... like that one girl in the winx club who does the sun shit. bc whenever i think of light powers, i think of stella.

and jade is space. witch of space.

nice

i have no idea what that means ngl

okay finally

we’re at the trolls

maybe this recap will end soon

i remember when i thought they were internet bullies

yesss

someone asked if i basically knew the trolls were on a different veil than the kids, so not presently with them, and i know lol. i was making a joke before btw. jsyk. dont think im incompetent to forget these things when sometimes i choose to forget it so i can add in a joke

it be like that, i annoy many

then again, pls dont assume im trying to say im not incompetent bc im also a fucking dumbass and DO forget shit and i have no excuse

imagine being so bored on the meteor, your last resort is speaking to aliens

ngl me if i was ever trapped on a meteor and could potentially do that

nah ik its bc its their only hope at helping with their session or whatever tf CG said to john. but there was BOUND to be a conference meeting between them like “okay guys. humans. that needs to be sorted out” and you just hear CG screaming in the background

i cant wait to meet them honestly bc im growing on all 4 of the ones we’ve seen already. and on top of that, i know what they look like and i know theyre not THAT bad, just a little on the crayy zee side sometimes

but theyre trying

OH MY GOD

I GET IT

FUCK

DOES THAT MEAN THE INTERMISSION IS *APART* OF THE MAIN FUCKING STORY??

AND SPADES IS WV FOR THE TROLLS

GOD D A M N

wow

i didnt expect that. but maybe the signs were there and i was just willingly choosing to ignore it or smth bc “haha couldnt be, right”

flashbacks to how i thought the trolls were humans

anyways, i guess he got his revenge on the kids version of “snowman” ie the black queen. but really

he did not have to do that. he could have cut off the finger and fled. but he decided “nah, lets implode her” so the loml is dead and all i got was a catchy song

i knew they were different types of “bullies” but now i just have to replace bullies with uhh

trolling strategies

anyways, this is cute. i love how they’ve come to be friends through mutual frustration. good part in the comic.

i wonder why it explodes

more importantly

....

terminator time?

this was my favourite sequences of dialogues in the whole entirety of homestuck. that is to say the back and forth thing that the kids went through to become a sort of wingman for the other.

absolutely gold.

all except AT’s rap.

GC was the only smart one with the linear shit

anyways fuck he still has to kill the denizen now but apparently its hard to beat for a sleeping dick head so

that will be fun for the future

john will probably need to kill A LOT of imps to get there

yeah rose is a badass bc she slayed that thing with needles of all things

OH and the white queen was the cursive

damn did AR ever do the whole guide process to a kid yet? maybe he will with dave, idk

oHHH

i fucking SEE

thats why he said DNA

to use it and replace all the life forms in the ocean

fucking neat wow

man that sounded sarcastic but im genuinely impressed bc all i got was bullshit as i read jaspersprites log

so thats the secret. it was “meow” bc that somehow translates to the genetic code she needs then. and that code apparently took fucking years to write as well. sick. whack. oh man.

derse is very pretty, ngl

and wow shit

“dave had already been awake in his tower all along without realizing it” how tf does someone just

do that, awake in both places at once

i didnt even fucking realize that fact as i read that pesterlog wow

ah yes, around the time things got confusing

okay so the capsule makes sense bc at first i didnt know it was a fucking time capsule so i got confused as to how it just apparated the game lmfao

the more you know i guess *twinkle*

i find that a neat concept tho

like the whole whatever you prototype affects the imps and shit

yeah so that whole “he had no advice” basically impacted his future

no shit dave wanted to reset things bc he probably thought he caused some sort of bad butterfly effect and killed his best friend

fuck calsprite thats all im gonna say

i read that first sentence and i think i got an aneurysm

and then everything else just made me sad again

i mean good thing he fucking did amirite?

we got pain at first but now we got cool shit like idk

fucking DAVESPRITE

damn idk how that works

will rose have like two minds now? or will this be some steven universe fusion shit?

“and understood their meaning” course well i fucking didnt so could you pls elaborate, rose?

okay but then what the fuck did he use that was inside the fucking box

bc i thought he used his knife?

im only every going to refer him as that now, thank you andrew

alright okay..

god that was a lot

i dont know what will happen once i click on those links but i am going to see that for myself bc i refuse to add ANYTHING ELSE

[lucienff]

Questions tag?

I screenshot-ed this when I was tagged and totally forgot omg huieJFHU im sorry 

Tagged by @patron--minette

I’m tagging @featherless-icarus @mysunfreckle @nevermore-plutonianshore @dianysus (u were already tagged but you never do it so im tagging u again) @abernatty and @ophelia-incarnate Feel free to do it If you please!

——————————————————————————————-

What’s your favorite piece of clothing you own / owned? All my shirts are my babies and I cannot wait to wear them in Spring tbh

What would be the most amazing adventure to go on? Exploring old abandoned cities is high on my list 

What’s your favorite drink? Sometimes it’s coffee and sometimes its cocoa 

What do you consider to be your best find? Most of my books are good finds, honestly! But If I have to choose one, I think the Enciclopedia of Leonardo DaVinci would be it, as it comes with not only passages of his life and work, but exact copies of his blueprints!

What takes up too much of your time? Being tired

What would be your ideal way to spend the weekend? At day, go out with friends and visit museums. But I’m not gonna lie, I love partying at night (and going to the karaoke lmao)

What is the most annoying question people ask you? ‘Are you a girl or a boy?’ I’m a bastard m’dam that’s what i am

What is the luckiest thing that has happened to you? When I was a kid I was a mess. Like a literal disaster. Once my mother let me alone in my living room, and because I wanted to watch Mary Poppins (MARY POPPINS) so I climbed the bookshelf, which was full of books, movies and a huge old television. Surprise, I fell and the TV went with me. Luckily, I landed on my back and the TV landed about 30 cm away from me lmfaoooo  (I didn’t watch the film btw)

What are you looking forward to in the coming months? fucking finishing the course and finally moving to another city!!

What’s the dumbest thing you’ve done that actually turned out pretty well? For some reason, I love entering into places I shouldn’t enter. I broke in an abandoned factory at night. There were cameras. I jumped about 1 meter towards a window 3 meters high. I don’t know how I’m still alive (and with a clean criminal record)

What’s something you will NEVER do again? Stress about things that don’t really matter

What is one of your favorite smells? For some reason I love the scent of sunscreen? I don’t even like the summer that much but it makes me happy to smell that lmao

What risks are worth taking? Will it improve your life? Will it make you happier If it goes well? Will you feel better afterwards? Then do it 

Personality traits? I may look pretentious and intelligent and artsy and everything but I’m a dumbass with no sense of self preservation lmao

What gets you fired up? Inequality and stupid people

What are three interesting facts about you? I have anemia, so I live in a constante state of dizziness

I have a great memory for a lot of stuff, so I remember a lot of useless facts

My irl friends hate me because I’m “too nice” on the Internet while I’m a bitch irl hsfjkdah 

What’s the best thing about you? I’m very blunt and I have no shame, aka ask me whatever you want and I’ll probably do it

What is your spirit animal? A cat. I’m lazy and bitchy.

What’s the most illegal thing you’ve done? As I said before, one of my hobbies is the invasion of private property

How can someone win a gold star with you? Be honest and have a good sense of humor

What energizes you and brings you excitement? Acknowledgement, praise, people remembering things I like and thinking of me, my friends...

What would be the creepiest thing you could say while passing a stranger on the street? "The skin is the best part.”

[red-dyed-sarumane]

I ALMOST MISSED THAT ASK THING hhdjjsjfkf i can't just pick a few u should do all the even numbers (or as many as u can)

2. what would you name your future kids?

my what now

4. what are you looking forward to?

honestly mafu’s solo album 

6. is it hard for you to get over someone?

depends. but i guess usually yeah

8. have you ever cried because you were so annoyed?

many m,any mnay many times

10. are you good at hiding your feelings?

APPARENTLY everyone says i look mad a lot when really im thinking of something dumb & really i only talk about things i see as positive if i talk

12. what is something you want right now?

if it can be something to do then i hella wanna go to the mono palette live later but if u mean like something physical then idk im indecisive 

14. when was the last time someone of the opposite sex hugged you?

prob on the 6th when my grandfather went back to his place

16. have you ever wanted to tell someone something but didn’t?

buddy thats the title of my autobiography

18. do you miss how things were a year ago?

to an extent. sketch was still active & i still had freetime & open weekends

22. description of crush.

relatively calm quiet person usually but they get super excited about their interests!!! tbh i really like it when they have something they want to yell about for hours that kind of excitement is refreshing and they always try their best they’re always careful with their words and try to say things fitting to the situation & are great with support. they’re a big meme and come up with great jokes and quotes i have a bunch of screenshots of conversations. will call me mr krabs when i type me instead of my & its super funny. loves dogs i wish i could take them to pet all the dogs in the world. overall a genuinely good person & a few words from them is all it takes to completely change my mood for the better lmao. they’re amazing

24. height

5′4″? 5′5″?

26. idol(s)

(im sorry) Mafumafu, Sou, Yukimi, Isubokuro, Silvana, Risru, Soraru are my mains

28. i’ll love you if….

u leave excited or kind tags on my stuff (rlly just,, dont make fun of me to be mean,,, if its a joke that fine)

30. favorite tv show(s)

??? i watch tv like once a year so im just gonna say like Friends or something to put something here

32. are your friends mainly girls or guys?

mainly girls

34. most embarrassing moment

okay so i rarely get embarrassed anymore since i just make fun of myself but in first grade i thought this logan kid was cool and this britney kid was a bitch so i wrote Logan rules and Britney Sucks on a paper and they found it and so did the teacher and the teacher made me apologize (britney is still a bitch btw she came in to order ice cream the other day & didnt recognize me thank fuck)

36. 3 dreams you want to fulfill?

1. meeting sketch would be great also other internet friends2. i wanna get to be fucking fluent in japanese its been almost 7 years gdi im try in g3. I WANNA GIT GUD AT ART PLS

38. favorite comedians

John Mulaney.

40. favorite memory

THE PIGEON STORY PROBABLY BUT IVE TOLD THAT ALREADY SO last week. this one coworker likes to say things like “way to be” and “you got this” to people so when he was making a peanut butter shake & i didnt have anything to do i said “do your best i believe in you” and he said “thats,, thats really  too patronizing. if  you said them seperately it would be fine but when you say them together like that you sound like some soccer mom taking your wimpy little 5 year old to play football or something with the 9 years olds and you say ‘you got this sweetie i believe in you do your best!!’ and he gets fucking plowed over by the bigger kids” honestly that was the best thing that night its like an inside joke at the dairy bar now

42. favorite books

i like!!! the legend trilogy!!! Miss Peregrine’s home for peculiar children series!!!! i liked All Our Yesterdays when i read it too a few years ago AND OF COURSE the shuuen novels cant forget our dead kids

44. age you get mistaken for

15/16

46. what my last text message says

“i wanna go up to my 14 year old self and say ‘just so you know. in about 3 years ur gonna think a chair, a very specific chair, is attractive’ and just watch her be like ‘what the FUCK i would NEVER be attracted to a chair!!! what the FUCK is wrong with you!?!”

48. turn offs

yeah

50. favorite picture of your idol

i hate reposting but i dont feel like finding the link & i was gonna say the one with cat whiskers from after his solo lives but its definitely this one which is SoraMafuUraSaka if i remember right

52, something im talented at

staying quiet, losing things ( i once lost an entire huge ass oops eraser like those for Big Mistakes but it was green and said oops and i lost it in school how do u lose a f uc ki–)

54. something thats worrying me at the moment

f u t u r e

56. favorite food(s)

i dont really like food tbh but raspberries are up there

58. description of my best friend

sometimes loud and easily emotional but overall fun to hang out with and come up with some great jokes some great ones being the solo yolo rap and “they just keep sagging!!!!”. go along with it when its 4am and im yelling like “MONO PALETTE JUST TRIED SECRET ANSWER EVERYINE IS SCREAMINF AND AGAIN IS TRYING TO RAP” & they’re like DAMN I WISH I COULDA HEARD at 3 pm (there are 2)

60. Adri U Shit U Said Even Numbers & Didnt Give Me Anything For 60