#sorry i am just watching tweek vs craig

[cringelordofchaos]

Home ec teacher, explaining to kenny why he shouldn't take home ec class anymore: "and lets be honest, the odds of you marrying a nice rich man are not that high"

kenny: "theyre not!?"

[chunsoftie]

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How did they they meet?

I don’t know if they ‘met’ in Tweek vs. Craig, or if we met them earlier and they just showed up together in that episode, but I am just going to say school.

Who developed romantic feelings first?

Tweek. I would develop feelings for Craig first, too. It’s inevitable.

Who is their biggest “shipper?”

Obviously all of the Asian girls in Tweek x Craig, but also all of the Creek shippers on Tumblr. (And Butters, when he says, “yeah!” during the break up scene).

And Cartman, of course.

When did they have their first kiss and under what circumstances?

Not too long after they started dating, Tweek got paranoid about whether he should make the first kiss or wait for Craig to follow suit. So, after a couple months, the two of them played video games and Tweek just leaned forward and took a kiss. He expected Craig to be shocked but Craig would just shrug it off and say, “Took you long enough.”

Who confessed their feelings first?

I mean, both of them are kind of in the same boat when the pictures first start coming up but technically Craig was the one that recommended the plan first, but I guess Tweek was the one that took it seriously so...both of them? 

What was their first official date?

They would go out to a movie, or watch a movie at Craig’s place. They would talk during the movie, they love live-commentaries.

How do they feel about double dates/group dates?

They would be pretty chill with it, depending on the people and the actual date. They were friends before they started dating, so it would just be like another day, hanging out, but on certain situations, they’d prefer their alone time.

What do they do in their down time?

Hang out and play video games, card games with the rest of Craig’s gang, they would try to play with figurines while they’re younger to help Tweek when he would stress out. They aren’t very high-maintenance and they would like doing anything as long as they got to spend time together.

What was the first meeting of parents as an official couple like?

Well, with Tweek’s family, it was pretty obvious in Tweek x Craig. Craig’s parents would probably be indifferent to the two of them dating but still love Tweek.

What was their first fight over and how did they get past it?

Tweek x Craig was actually their first fight, romantically. Seriously, if you haven’t seen the episode and you like South Park, you need to watch it - it’s one of the better episodes of season 19.

Which one is more easily made jealous?

Tweek. (”I saw your texts to Michael about hooking up with him!”).

What is their favourite thing to get to eat?

Craig would snatch all of the baked goods from Tweak Bros. Tweek would pester him about it but Craig would still do it anyways, and then split his double-fudge brownie with Tweek in an attempt to apologize.

Who’s the cuddly one? What their favourite cuddling position?

Tweek would enjoy it when Craig would hug him to calm him down. Craig would sometimes feel Tweek reciprocate the affection and smile.

Are they hand holders?

Oh, definitely. Again, look at Tweek x Craig.

How long do they wait before sleeping together for the first time? What’s the circumstances?

I feel like when they’d get older they would start experimenting relatively early - like middle school territory. After they’d get get into high school would they actually start sleeping together.

Who tops?

Craig, but when Tweek feels especially generous, he’ll top.

What’s the worst first they’ve ever gotten into?

Tweek x Craig. (I’m sorry, I know I repeat that answer a lot but it begs repeating.)

Who does the shopping and the cooking?

Craig would do the cooking, and they would both go out together for shopping.

Which one is more organized and prone to tidiness?

Craig, definitely.

Who proposes?

I think it’d be cute if Tweek proposed and caught Craig off guard.

Do they have joined Bachelor/Bacheloette parties or separate?

Probably joined, honestly.

Who is the best man/maid of honour? Any other groomsmen or bridesmaids?

Token and Clyde, for sure. Cartman would catch the bouquet (and cry for a million years after).

Big Ceremony or Small?

Small, like they’d probably just go to the courthouse.

Do they have a honeymoon? If so, where?  

Probably not, they’d be too broke.

Do they have children? How many?

I don’t think they’d have kids, but if they did, it would probably just be one.