#sorry found my screenshots from when I skimmed it after the audiobook to find things to send to friends
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phantom of manhattan is a truly terrible book in like a thousand different ways but it is peak hilarious for being like “yeah that kid can’t be raoul’s because UMMMMM he got shot in the dick”
#it’s super racist and I think ableist and sexist but DEFINITELY RACIST#but at least it tells you why the phantom knows the kid is his beyond ‘plays piano and sings good’#his mother is an extremely famous opera singer and I don’t know if piano playing is genetic man. he could’ve gotten lessons.#but now if raoul was shot in the dick—#in the book the kid also is a mechanical genius but again: that can just be how someone is#raoul getting shot in the dick is much more definitive#ALSO ITS SO CAPITALIST ITS WEIRD#sorry found my screenshots from when I skimmed it after the audiobook to find things to send to friends#crazy book. can’t believe they didn’t keep the dick shooting for the show#not pjo#chitter chatter#lnd#love never dies#poto#what are my tags….#tea reads tag#(yes I have the scene where raoul gets shot if you want it)
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