#sorry for the typos wwwwww

[chocochococoffee]

svsss meet cute/ugly cumplane au where shen yuan, third gen rich fucker, is one of those guys who had his studies outside china. england and then singapore, maybe more, etc, hes the kinda guy who could've never ever gone to irl talks nor conventions in the mainland. by the point where he is able to actually attend cons in china the love for PIDW has died down and cons dont actually have panels dedicated to sqh's stuff. there were talks about a possible donghua and/or other material but even those rumours have dwindled out. so yeah fuck it, better for him then, if he might be the only one dressed as shen qingqiu then he will be the best one And only one.

then he finds the Only shang qinghua. unrecognizable to the rest, yet very, Very recognizable to domeone who has been an anti fan (but a fan) for so fucking long

"are you shang qinghua??? you Must be, i can seethe clan symbols in your clothes omg you are so dedicated for such an obscure character" etc he babbles and babbles, actually happy to see someone who, in his eyes, is in his same level of obsession no matter how much the other man might like it or hate it.

"wth man i came here to lurk dressed in an old cosplay and i find myself with the most attractive shen qingqiu ever when my fucking story died out????" this is sth that airplane doesnt say until months later. he Does offer the other cosplayer a good time outside the con which mostly meant drinks and a bad blowjob in the expensive room sy had rented just for the day. they even roleplay in character while drunk!

needless to say, the second day of the con they still attend together, just not in cosplay anymore. those are too ruined to be tried again.

(they dont find about who they are in internet at the very least until months later)

[takakurukuru]

☎ ♢ ◔

☎ : a text following/about some kind of emergency

TO: edler-kun!! 📚

[EDLER-KUN I CANT FIND MY HAT]

[i have a show tonight! And my hat is missing!]

[No one cared who I was until I put on the hat]

[how will they even recognize me without it?]

[Oh! Do you know where it might have gone? i know i left it right here.]

[FILE SENT: hsdf7fdiyu.jpg]

... The picture shows an empty hat stand on a dressing table. In the mirror, Takaku's hat is very clearly on their head. They look like they're trying not to laugh.

♦  : a text attempting to calm your character down 

TO: edler-kun!! 📚

[wwwwww okay]

[How big of a deal is it, really?]

[will your life end? Is it a catastrophe?]

[What a tragic sorry end for ye! D:]

['course, if u rn't gonna die theeen...]

[it'll be fine! maybe not now, but later for sure :>]

[That's how it goes]

◔ : a text with a hilarious(?) typo

TO: edler-kun!! 📚

[ah, yes i have been meaning to ask about memoirs of a soul!]

[I don't have much time to read myself, but my dead older brother seemed to enjoy the series quite a lot]

[never got a chance to go to one of those signing sessions tho]

[hes probably gonna flip when he finds out i get 2 meet u wwwwwwww]

[oh wait my brothers not dead]

[Might b a little hard 4 him to flip if he's dead :P]

[meant to say dear! after all, my family r my biggest fans so theyre p dear 2 me]