#sorry for the italian on main jumpscare

[cynicalruins]

sei l'unica persona che probabilmente capisce quel che dico se dico che per me la location di Blade ha the vibes di periferia profonda, con i casermoni e il porto e le montagne spennacchiate intorno. sono tutti tamarri di settimo!!! non credo gli americani possano capire

Non ci avevo mai pensato ma sai che hai proprio ragione?? Pure i sottoponti e il boschetto.... forse è per questo che guardando Blade ho avuto una vibe un po' nostalgica

[vriskaserketdaily]

vriska would be so fucking from milano its crazy she would totally say "figa"

composite sketch of every northern italian woman i know, who coincidentally either lived or studied in milan for a significant period of time before i met them

[giogio-vanna]

Bucci Gang Horror Movie Night Headcanons

Anon asked: Another Bucci gang request! (Escape room anon here! Love your blog!!!)Horror movie night! It was probably Narancia and/or Mista who decided on it and made everyone else watch it. (Also I once heard that Italian horror movies are the scariest and goriest, idk any specific movie titles but that’s just a random cinema fact I heard). (Also I keep picturing Narancia teasing everyone at first about how scared they’re gonna be and then he ends up the most scared and trying not to show it, lol)

Hi there! OMG thank you for the compliment!! I'm so sorry this took so long to complete, but thank you for your patience! I'd absolutely LOVE to have a horror night with the Bucci gang!

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Art credit: @/dailyjojoba on twitter!

Individual member responses after the cut!

Horror movie night would 100% be Narancia’s idea

He was most likely out at the store and came across a video store on his way home

Deadass bought only the scariest ones

“Okay, so, I know it’s not Halloween BUT, let's have a horror movie night! Look, I bought a ton of movies while I was out so we can have a bunch to pick from! I think I grabbed a movie or two for each category--”

Mista would immediately be into the idea the second Narancia said movie night; the two of them think they’ll be fine

Giorno would be the next member to convince only because he hasn't watched a whole lot of those movies and doesn't know any better

I feel like Bruno wouldn’t have a clue where to start in the horror category, but he’s always down to try new things!

Abbacchio would be a little tougher to get on board with the idea

Not because he’s scared, no, but because he thinks horror movies nowadays are cheesy

With the constant persistence of Mista and Narancia, he’ll eventually cave

And Fugo

Poor Fugo would straight up say no and would essentially be forced to watch a horror movie

A little reverse psychology, if you will, on the behalf of Mista would be the driving force for Fugo to join in

“Oh, you’re right Fugo, I don't think you could handle these kinds of movies. It’s probably best you sit this activity out!”

Bruno Bucciarati

Even if Bruno has no experience with watching horror movies, that doesn't mean he isn't down to try them!

I feel like he would hold these movies to a high expectation of being scary enough to elicit a reaction

Bruno definitely isn't squeamish by any means, but I feel like jumpscares would get him!

He wouldn't scream, but I can see him give a slight jolt if something catches him off guard

Placing a hand on his chest and letting out a slight breath that he didn't know he was holding

It’s all in good fun though!

I feel like Bruno would end up actually liking horror movies!

I think it would be a mix of the movie itself and the experience he had with his gang

Speaking of them, I can totally see Bruno using his stand to scare certain people if he’s feeling a little cheeky that evening

He would use Sticky Fingers to grab the ankles or arms of any member that was particularly tense!

He would feign ignorance just to further tease his victim

Even though he’s a capo, he’s still a 20yo guy who likes to have fun!

“Is everything alright? The movie isn't too much for you, is it? We can always change it, Amigo!”

All in all, Bruno would have a great time and would love to do it again!

Saturday nights will definitely be for the boys and their movie night

Leone Abbacchio

Oh boy

This man loves to hate horror movies

It’s not that he doesn't like them, because Abbacchio could take or leave them, but

The plots and scenes are just so ridiculous that he can't suspend his disbelief

Abbacchio would 100% criticize the main cast for being idiots whilst running away from the killer

And he’ll be very vocal about it

“Are you kidding me? Even Giorno does a better job at getting us almost lost or killed, and he’s just driving us around Naples.”

like Bruno, Abbacchio would go into this experience with a set of expectations

And would be disappointed when they’re not met

He wouldn't get too scared, I don't think!

He might make a face or two if something catches him off guard, but he’s pretty unfazed

Even though he doesn't get much of a thrill out of watching horror movies, he loves to see other people get scared

That thrills him

Abbacchio would definitely tease the shit out of people like Mista or Narancia for being so scared

He may or may not use Moody Blues to tease them later

Let's just hope they don't piss Abbacchio off

Giorno Giovanna

Giorno is a pretty calm and collected guy for the most part

However, I feel like horror movies would bother him slightly

Giorno’s the kind of guy to outwardly be okay, but on the inside, he’s suffering

He’d be gripping the couch’s armrest, holding his breath, and swallowing hard

His hands would be slightly shaky and he would be sweating

If not for the couch’s armrest, he would be holding onto a pillow a little tiger than he should be

But, Giorno’s face would remain stoic and calm!

Nor would he make a sound if he was scared

And he would 100% playoff being scared!

He’d probably awkwardly laugh it off if someone confronts him about being so tense

“H-huh? Me? Scared? You’re joking, right? I'm perfectly fine.”

Giorno would probably be one of the people Bruno tries to scare because he just looks so unbelievably tense

He would probably have a heart attack when he feels some unknown hand grip his ankle

I don't think Giorno would prefer to watch horror movies

He wouldn't mind if the majority of his gang wanted to watch one, but he won't be the one to suggest it

Guido Mista

Mista can deny being scared all he wants

But the fact of the matter is that he is terrified

If someone were to point out how scared he is, he would immediately project his fears onto someone else

Or he would point out how someone else is more scared than him

“Me, scared!? You were the one who screamed! I was only screaming because you were screaming!”

Mista would be very vocal about being scared

He wouldn't be as loud as Narancia, but he would 100% yell in fear

He would be the kind of guy to violently jolt when something scares him

He might even grab onto the nearest person! (Narancia or Giorno)

Please don't let him hold food either; his violent jolts will send food everywhere

But Mista also strikes me as the guy who secretly loves to be scared by horror movies

Or at least forgets how scared he gets and watches them anyways

He’ll look at Giorno and Abbacchio in bewilderment

Neither of them are scared! (little does he know about Giorno)

He’d try to put on a brave face, but he just can't convince himself

I can see himself getting up to “use” the bathroom

But we all know he uses those trips to calm himself down

Mista would walk away from the movie night visibly spooked, but he won't admit that

Narancia Ghirga

This poor child really underestimated his movie choice

He picked the scariest one he could find and he managed to scare himself shitless!

He would be so loud and very jumpy!

But he would be one of those angry-scared people

He would scream at the tv and curse when something scares him

“You mother fucking, ugly-ass, dumb fuck, son of a--”

“Narancia!”

I can totally see Narnacia being a pillow hider or hiding behind another individual if he got scared enough

He’ll be so on edge that even someone asking him a simple question would scare him

Like Mista, he will try to justify the reason why he was scared and completely deny acting like a baby

He will argue with someone over how scared he is

And he will be quick to mention how someone else is more scared than him

Even though it is clear as day that he's scared, he'll deny it

and he'd die on that cross

Narancia would be so scared from his own movie choice that he would sleep with the lights on for a night or two

Don't tease him though, he’ll pull his knife out

Pannacotta Fugo

Fugo is like Abbacchio, but scared

He’s the kind of guy to be in denial at how scary the movie is

Like, the movie is too cheesy and predictable to be scary

However, he’s as equally scared as everyone else, his pride just keeps him from admitting it

Especially not to Mista

He would be the kinda guy to point out how scared someone is and how stupid the movie is

“Really? That scared you? How are you even in the mafia if a little jump scare like that would get you? And you’re the one who wanted to have a movie night!”

As a way to cover up his fears, he’d critique the movie as a way to justify how he couldn't possibly be scared

He’d try to put on a brave face, and it works for the most part

That is until Narancia screams and he gets scared alone just from that

Fugo is a high strung guy to begin with so horror movies would make him even more anxious

He also doesn't really see the appeal to these kinds of movies, anyways

Who would want to pay to get scared? Or watch people get killed?

These definitely aren't his go-to kinds of movies and would only return to movie night if it was a different genre

[purplesurveys]

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When you were younger, did your mother or father ever let you open a few presents before Christmas or your birthday even arrived?  We open all our presents the night of Christmas Eve to begin with; but no, they don’t tease by letting us open a few of them before our usual schedule.

If you could receive a 100 dollar gift card for either blouses, pants, dresses, shoes or purses, which would you chose?  If I could change blouses to shirts, then I would go with that because I’ve recently gotten into t-shirts and sweatshirts and no longer the trendy and preppy tops I used to like haha. But if not, I would go for shoes.

What is your favorite thing to do after crying? Ex: Sleep, listen to music, have some alone time, talk to someone, etc?  It varies as it depends on how much I cried. The harder I cried the more I’d want to sleep it off, because it can actually get pretty exhausting. Sometimes I’ll reach out, sometimes I write. It’s really different every time, but at the end I’m just glad I can no longer even remember the last time I cried out of sadness.

Do you think Trump will be assassinated, or will he survive his term?  Well we know the answer to this. It’s satisfying to notice him disappear off the face of the Earth immediately after his term, though. I don’t have a clue what he’s up to now.

Last time you felt suicidal?  For some reason I felt down last Thursday and I felt the slightest, slightest tinge of suicidal thoughts. No idea where it came from.

Last time you had butterflies?  Ugh idk but it was probably BTS-related hahahahahahah

Biggest asshole you know?  Certain politicians.

Did you ever leave someone because you know you’d hurt them?  No, I was on the opposite side of the coin for this one. I was broken up with because they believed they would hurt me, if not already doing so.

What song did you last listen to?  Hip Hop Phile by BTS.

Ever ridden in a police car?  Nopes.

Ever witnessed a murder?  Hmm, not that I can recall. I do remember having to monitor crime stories for one of my very first journalism assignments and the one time I didn’t tag along to the fieldwork with my classmates, they got to witness a stabbing incident :/ By itself of course it always sucks to have violent situations like those, but as a reporter it would’ve been interesting to see the scene and its aftermath.

Have you ever lied under oath?  I don’t think so, no. I can’t even remember the last time I was put under oath.

Have you ever failed a subject before? I’ve failed exams but never an entire class.

Have you ever had a deadly animal as a pet?  No.

Have you ever kissed someone of the same gender?  Well yeah, I dated one.

Have you ever been in a hot tub before?  Sure.

Have you ever been to a movie that sold out?  I’ve never experienced trying to buy tickets only to find out they’re all sold out, but that’s also probably because we have hundreds of malls in Manila alone and you can always find a theatre that are still offering tickets.

What movie last made you too scared to go to sleep?  I’m not usually that way with horror movies, but I do remember running into a jumpscare on TikTok while I was scrolling at 3 AM. Not fun.

When you’re on a laptop, do you hook up a mouse or use the touchpad?  Touchpad. I never use a mouse.

What’s your mom’s mom’s name?  Agnes.

Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the person you like?  I’m not interested in anyone so this shouldn’t be a problem.

Have you ever been tempted to steal?  Sure, but the urge is never so strong.

What is the main character’s name in the book you’re reading? I’m not reading anything.

Do you have a favorite local band? Who are they? Nah. I did have a Ben&Ben phase, though I haven’t revisited their music in a long time.

Who’s the last person you saw naked, aside from yourself?  I’m not sure about completely naked, probably still my ex. As for partially naked, my dad sometimes goes shirtless at home as most Filipino dads do lol.

Who’s your favorite horror monster/killer?  The most iconic for me would be that porcupine looking ass from Resident Evil 4, I believe it was meant to be for one of the boss stages or something. Anyway, it’s memorable for me just because that fucker had been impossible to defeat and I loved watching my older cousin do attempt after attempt. I don’t think he ever got to beat him and by the time he did us cousins were already adults, lol.

On a side note, we called him ‘Porcupine’ as kids since a shitload of spikes would stick out of him unpredictably during the boss stage, and I thought that nickname had been just our thing; but I’m actually surprised that that villain actually comes up when you do a simple ‘Resident Evil 4 porcupine’ search haha. I guess other people called him the same thing too.

What kind of music do you prefer to listen to when driving?  I usually put on a playlist of BTS’ rapline; I tend to enjoy high-energy songs while driving.

Would you ever own a hairless rat, cat or dog?  I don’t see why I wouldn’t when it comes to the dog. I don’t want a cat or rat. 

All the people you’ve kissed, what did their names start with?  G.

What did you and your ex fight about most?  It was about the deeper, more profound stuff. We never saw eye to eye about the future, if we were helping the other grow, etc. Someone was always scared or insecure about something that the other could never help with fixing.

Don’t you love long hugs?  Sure, I love getting hugs as long as I’m comfy around the one giving it.

And long kisses?  Mhm, they’re nice.

Have you ever purchased condoms?  Only for Angela when she had still been too shy to ask for it herself. 

Have you ever gone on vacation with your boyfriend/girlfriend?  No. We had gone out of town for daytrips, but never for a fully-decked out vacation.

Have you ever trashed your ex’s car after an argument?  I wouldn’t do anything that loud. My resentment’s a lot more reserved and subtle, definitely on the passive-aggressive side.

Would you leave a note on a car claiming responsibility if you damaged it?  If I left like a paint scratch, no. If I was somehow stupid enough to manage wrecking the car then yes.

Have you ever used someone's handicapped parking pass to get a parking spot?  Oh that’s just gross. No. I do remember unknowingly parking over a spot meant for the handicapped once just because the paint was so fucking faded. It was genuinely so hard to tell but in the end I ended up just getting out of the spot and looked for another just to be on the safe, unassholey side.

Are you embarrassed to tell people your job?  Not at all! I love telling people I work in PR and sharing the brands I work with...it’s just a bitch trying to explain what exactly it is I do on a normal day. I’m still blanking out on it now that I’m thinking about it, haha. PR’s a challenge to summarize in one or two sentences.

If you ran over an animal would you keep driving?  I honestly have no clue how I’d deal with it. Ideally I would pull over and help bring it to the side of the road, and try to ask for help from passersby as well. I’m still not sure what I should/would do next.

Where’s the best place to eat a romantic dinner?  French, Spanish, and Italian restaurants always seem to carry a pleasant, date-y atmosphere to them, so any of those cuisines should be ok. I also like quieter restaurants with warm yellow lighting, since that makes me feel at home the most. The place definitely doesn't have to be super popular; I would just want for it to serve good food.

What hobby would you get into if time and money weren’t an issue?  Flying planes.

What would be the most amazing adventure to go on?  Probably something that’s booked with thrill-seeking adventures? Like a day of wakeboarding, paragliding, skydiving, riding an ATV...I would be exhausted as fuck and sleep for the next three days, but I can’t even begin to imagine how fun it would be.

When people come to you for help, what do they usually want help with? Writing stuff. < Yeah, essentially. My friends ask me for general life advice too.

Has anybody criticized the way your significant other looked like?  Yeah. But I always defended her.

Have you written or drawn anything for somebody else?  I mean I’ve written long letters, but I haven’t made a poem or song for anyone.

Who has impressed you most with what they’ve accomplished?  These days it would probably be Arlan. He just finished his Masters in Journalism at Columbia and I couldn’t be more proud. I remember wanting to attend Columbia too, but seeing how my love of journalism turned out...I’ve long accepted the fact that that route was not meant for me, hahaha.

What is something you think everyone should do at least once in their lives?  Finish a painting, which can also serve as a callout to me lol.

What would you rate 10/10?  Seafood.

What do you hope never changes?  My relationships with my best friends.

Would you ever have sex with the last person you texted?  No, I barely have a clue who she is and she seemed decades older when she called me up this morning.

Is there anyone that you’d love to just spill your guts to?  I’m good.

Where is the person you have feelings at right now? 

Are you happy with your relationship status?  Yessssssss. I love not having to worry about another person to spend on LOL

When did you last cry? What for?  Two Saturdays ago. The one-year mark of my breakup had been coming up and an overwhelming wave of emotions just flooded me all of a sudden, I guess. There was happiness and relief from not being stuck in it anymore; feeling sorry for myself as I remembered the turmoil and deterioration I went through in the latter part the year; anger for the shit she pulled; and there was also just the general feeling of being grateful that I’m still here after everything.

Do you think you’re wasting your time on the person you love? 

When’s the next time you’ll kiss someone?  No clue. I’m not holding my breath for it and that’s okay.

Were you ever scared to death of anyone you knew? Or are you currently?  Yeah, unfortunately I’ve always been surrounded by at least one person who terrifies me.

What’s the longest you’ve been away from home by yourself?  Nothing more than a day. That’s something I have yet to try out.

Have you ever been made fun of, because of what you look like?  Athenna was relentless in her insults. I dunno why I was friends her for as long as I was.

Have you ever made fun of others, because of what they look like?  If they’re some random person on the internet with disgusting political views, then yeah; but it’s just thoughts I keep in my head and I never verbalized the bullying. But not anyone in real life. Do you think it’s cute when you’re leaving a place, and a guy says “no hug?”  If I’m friends with the person I’ll banter with them for a bit until I give in for a hug. If it was any other guy I barely know...I would be disgusted and throw them the dirtiest glare.

Do you wear short shorts (if you’re a girl)? I didn't know short shorts were specific to females. < LOL same. Anyway no, not these days. I used to but they’re not really a part of my personal style anymore.

Who are you the most uncomfortable around?  Relatives with the wrong political views.

Who has your heart?  Nobody.

Should cloning ever be allowed to happen?  I don’t see the point. No.

Are you impatient with really shy people? If it gets to the point that they seem aloof and radiate very I-could-not-care-less-about-getting-along-with-any-of-you vibes, then yeah I feel like I would get irritated pretty fast. But I was an extremely shy person once too, so I’m typically friendly with them and I would usually be That person who constantly stays next to them so they feel like they belong.

Does your house have air conditioning throughout, or do you have one that sits in your window?  It sits in the window, as with most households here.

What is the most ridiculous band name you’ve heard recently?  I haven’t encountered anything wacky recently.

Would you ever get a fashion mullet?  No.

Do you believe that Jesus lived and is returning?  No.

Do you believe in spiritual gifts?  No.

Do you believe in callings?  Not really, no.

If you were rich, would you get a professional photoshoot done?  Hell no. I get extremely sheepish in front of a camera and a thousand times worse at posing.