#sorry for the heavy use of half-funny analogy ive been watching a lot of chris fleming
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i frew up
#these last few days have been wild. bc the sickness wss like 'ok and now were gonna tone it down... lets just do a phlegmy cough from here'#and my body was like. aiming to impress. wanted to go above and beyond on the assignment.#''YES it will be 'just' a phlegmy cough. but by god itll be the meanest phlegmy cough this side of bronchitis''#''you will lose the fight until your body makes you throw up because it couldnt stand your own desperate throat movements.''#ok . in the meantime im suffering like a 19th century gothic horror author with tuberculosis#Oh Dear. It Seems I Can't Go to The Masquerade This Weekend Timothy Im Ill *cough cough*#but theres no blood i just sound like i have a hairball.#sorry for the heavy use of half-funny analogy ive been watching a lot of chris fleming#...............chris phlegming more like#. my ROOM smells like BILE
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