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[pinkaddiofficial]

What counts as an insult to addisons?

Ah! This one's easier to answer than the usual fare.

* They are currently draped across Survey's lap, one hand holding the phone and the other tapping against Net's arm. Cold rock isn't comfortable to lay on, but they missed the others enough that they can't find it in themself to care.

There is a certain level of pride and dignity inherent to being an Addison; anyone worth their salt goes to great lengths to protect it.

In general, there are three hard rules you should follow: Never insult an Ad's reliability, never insult their product, never insult their adgroup.

The first rule relates mainly to malware. Do not make implications about the quality of their antivirus, never repeat to them the rumor that Addisons as a whole carry disease, never imply that they went out on the floor while infected.

Viruses in general are a sensitive subject, both because of how much code we share with Viviki, but also because of how many of us die young from malware before we are old enough to accept an antivirus.

The second, I hope, is just common decency. You do not go into a store and insult what they're selling! Quality is the first priority for any Ad worth their salt; to insinuate it is anything less is mockery.

The third is, well, simple kindness. Sure, there's an element of practicality to it; most adgroups are treated as one entity, and the success of one is often the success of all of them, but more than that... well, nobody wants to see their friends insulted, hm?