#sorry for being a huge hater. hope this doesnt end up in the tags 🤞

[fooltomery]

i fucking hate lower decks. i hate it. i hate the art style. it looks like every single adult cartoon on the planet. the two main characters who i only remember the name of one because i loathe it, are incredibly insufferable and any likeable traits or struggles they go through are completely overshadowed by the fact that their personalities boil down to jokes and overall suck. im not willing to sit thru episodes upon episodes of boimler being extremely irritating so i can see how much he progresses and how hes transfem or something. hes pathetic! hes pathetic and i hate his character design and i dont care. everyone else sucks. the bridge crew is boring except for the cat doctor. they killed off the bajoran security chief and i nearly stopped watching. the main girl is just ro laren but rebranded with millennial humor. i dont give a shit that her mom is the captain because both of their personalities are unlikeable, and not even to the point of where i care about either of them being redeemed. shows with the talking point being "look at how much we suck!! lol!!" has never been once intriguing to me and it doesnt leave much room for any sort of growth because the writing is CONSTANTLY playing to the joke thats not funny. and i dont mind shows that dont take themselves seriously but this show tries to be serious and its always boring. this show wants you to care about its characters but its so hard to when there is nothing about them that is likeable or entertaining. ive seen these types of characters already. this show is literally rick and morty for liberals. all of the representation and discussion of serious topics falls so flat because it feels like im being pandered to. the thing about the star trek franchise and any multi-series sci-fi media is that it will drag its rotting corpse of a legacy behind it and LD is STINKING. i also hate the riker joke guy because genuinely when you look at riker he has subtext (and text...) that makes him interesting and a little tortured and that is kind of just spat in the face with a character created to mock him that can never be taken seriously because his entire existence is parody. and DONT come in my notes saying "oh well season two is so much better because the green girl goes to pride" I DONT CAAAREEEEE. i cant finish this show. i cannot dredge thru it all and im a one piece fan. i am incredibly used to bad media and piss poor pacing and annoying characters. dressrosa literally had an episode with 9 minutes of recap only to have the rest of the episode be an incredibly stilted fight between luffy and some bitch named lego ninjago with a cone head. i would rather watch that episode forty times over than have to sit thru LD again.