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isatoru · 2 months ago
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if you want to fuck that old man just say you want to fuck that old man stop calling him a dilf bro he has 0 kids and or he hates them 😭
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mechawolfie · 1 year ago
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someone help he keeps fucking shrinking I cant stop it
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galaxymagick · 1 year ago
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sanktpolypenbourg · 2 months ago
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Is the vegan woman eating diamonds and human infants
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..........why is there a scorpion
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jyoongim · 10 months ago
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I have a request that has been sparked to life by that demon form!alastor fic you posted (thanks to you and anon who requested btw, i've now unlocked the monster fcker kink i never knew i would ever have but that's beside the point)
Anyway the request is simply: Alastor hate fcking reader 😇
{I had no idea what to really do with this so I’m sorry if its not up to expectation}
Morningstar!Reader x Alastor
Themes: 18+ SMUT SMUT SMUT!!! hate fucking, humiliation, pet play, power play, face fucking, horn grabbing, tail pulling, creampie, biting/marking/claiming, I’m probably missing something but just know its NASTY 
Alastor hated you.
The moment you came to visit Charlie and told her you would help, he hated you.
He hated how you carried yourself with such grace and dignity.
Hated how you remained in control no matter what.
He hated the power you wielded.
He hated you.
At least that’s what he likes to tell himself.
He let out a deep growl as your cunt fluttered around him; coating him in creamy slick.
You let out a soft whine as he lifted one of your legs to rest on his shoulder, causing your cunt to take him deeper at the new angle
”A-Ala-stor!”
He hated how pretty you looked under him, face flushed and eyes scarlet.
If this is what heaven looked like, he would claim redemption right now.
“All that talk about redemption and look at you” he sneered with a harsh thrust “Cummin’ on a demon’s cock like a common whore” another thrust as he leaned his face down to yours, long tongue licking up your face.
You growled and with some force willed yourself to roll the two of you over with you on top. You moaned as you sunk down on his cock, head thrown back in ecstasy.
Alastor let you seek your pleasure, head tilting as he watched you grind against him.
what a needy little thing you were
You gasped as you were yanked forward roughly, confused, your eyes drift down to see a smirking Alastor. You made an effort to try and lean back, to ease the drag of his cock against your insides, but Alastor had a steel grip on your horns.
He sneered up at you as he pounded up into your soppy heat.
”Always in need to be in control, but dont worry ill fix that”
A clawed finger found your puffy clit, rubbing tight circles into the little nub.
You thrashed your head to get him off but Alastor had a grip and the force of your struggle made you topple over and slip of his cock.
Crashing onto your side, you tried to regain your balance but let out  yelp as a weight crashed onto your back, hauling your hips up, forcing you into an arch.
Clawed hands mended your ass, taking moment to appreciate your form.
A slap to your ass made you jolt.
then another and another.
You whined at the stinging sensation that burned your ass.
A hand grabbed your swishing tail and yanked you back, his dick slapping against your weeping cunt.
”You’re no different from a common sinner” he dipped his tip inside you.
”Nothing but a pretty pet waiting to be ruined”with another yank of your tail, you were impaled on his cock.
He hissed as he bottomed out, wrapping your tail around his wrist as he gave you a few harsh thrusts.
H wanted to ruin you.
To break that heavenly persona you held onto.
Filling you to the hilt, he set a harsh pace.
Reveling in your wanton cries and moans.
”this cunt was made to be ruined” Alastor growled setting a hand on your back to keep you arched as he pounded your poor cunt.
You clawed at the silk sheets beneath you, trying to find an anchor in the midst of him fucking you.
”Ah Ah darling” a hand found your hair and pulled, bending your head back to hear your delicious cries.
”You’re gonna take everything i give you”
”You’ll let all of Hell hear that one of its princesses be treated like a wanton slut”
”That a demon such as myself was the only one who has the right to fuck you into submission”
each humiliating taunt was greeted with a powerful thrust and a sickening squish of your wet heat.
Sharp teeth nipped at your shoulder.
”You’ll cum on my cock and sing your praise of gratitude that it is me that allowed you such a courtesy.” You whimpered as his thrusts felt like they were trying to burrowing into your very soul.
There was a ring of cream forming at the base of his cock.
Alastor chuckled deeply “You like that my dear? You want me to claim this cunt as mine so all of Hell know who bred this cunt?”
You sobbed as your orgasm ripped through you, moaning as he rapidly thrusted into your pussy.
”P-please” you whined through clenched teeth, feeling him hit that sweet spot inside you repeatedly.
”What was that? I couldn’t hear you”
He was using your tail to pull your against his thrusts, never slowing down.
”P-plea-Please cum in me…FUCk! Alastor!”
You gasped as he buried his cock deep inside you and emptied his cum inside your welcoming heat.
You felt a string snap and roared as trickles of your slick dripped down your thighs.
Alastor sunk his teeth in your shoulder and rusted into you as he rode out both of your releases.
Releasing your tail and hair, you shook on the bed in the aftermath of your fucking.
Panting you tried to regain your breathing.
You weakly protested as he flipped you onto your back, scurrying up your body til his cock laid on your lips.
Your eyes widened and you glanced up at him.
Alastor grinned at you
”I’m not done with you pet” he smeared your lips with your combined juices.
“Open those pretty lips” a hand forced your jaws apart and he purred as he sunk into your throat.
Taking your horns, he used them to bob you along his cock.
Your jaws ached, throat burning as he pounded your throat.
You gagged around him, but that didn’t deter him.
The sight of you swallowing his dick sent him over the edge and with a twitch of his dick, you whined as he spilled into your throat.
”that’s it. Take it. Swallow every drop i give you”
some of his cum spilled from your lips and you whined as he stayed buried to the hilt.
Satisfied, Alastor slid out of throat and grabbed your face, sneering
”despite your irritating presence, you will make a fine pet…yes my own personal little Hell slut”  
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royalarchivist · 11 months ago
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Pac: I don't know what to say- Bagi, I'm so sorry. It's not your fault, you know? We can revenge, you know? We can make a revenge.
Fit: Yeah. We'll make them pay.
Bagi: I will destroy this place, Pac. I will go back to the fcking Purgatory. I'm going to kill all of them. All of them.
Pac: I know, I know how you feel. I know words don't help much, but - We got your back, you know? [...] We're gonna revenge Empanada. We gonna make them pay.
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Pac: I don't know what to say- Bagi, I'm so sorry. It's not your fault, you know? If we- if you wanna- we can make- we can revenge, you know? We can make a revenge.
Fit: Yeah. We'll make them pay.
Bagi: I will destroy this place, Pac. I will go back to the fcking Purgatory. I'm going to kill all of them. All of them.
Pac: I know, I know- I know how you f- like, how you feel. I know words don't help much, but - We got your back, you know?
[Ramon hugs Bagi]
Pac: Yeah, a hug.
Bagi: Thank you, Ramon.
Pac: Everything's gonna be okay.
Fit: Yeah, we're in this together.
Pac: Yeah.
Bagi: I'm going to find the fcking Luffy.
Pac: How can we find him?
Bagi: We can, Pac. We can. I found him once, I will find him twice.
Pac: I'm sure you're going to find it.
Ramon: and we'll help u
Pac: Yeah. Exactly, Ramon. Anything you need.
Bagi: Thank you. [Sighs] Dammit. You know, I- I hope Cellbit is still in Purgatory and is killing all of those fckers. All of them.
Pac: No, yeah, me too... If he was here, he would- well, you know... He would also help.
Bagi: I actually hope Cellbit is still a cannibal to eat all of those fckers after killing them.
Pac: I hope too, you know, and he's probably still -
Bagi: God dammit!
Fit: Mhmm.
Pac: Yeah, no, he- We gonna- we're gonna revenge Empanada. We gonna make them pay.
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inkedeye2345 · 6 months ago
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Got on the wrong foot pt.2
Rise Leo x OC
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(I will not do a recap cause I’m a lazy little mother fcker)
warning: bad grammar,cursing,at some point blood
sooo yaaaa ciao anyways so pt.2 i don’t trust anyone but you…
oc/kyles pov: I have been hanging out with Leo a lot and he told me about his brothers they sounded weird but who am I to judge but it’s been 2 weeks that we see each other, I was in bed I looked at the mannequin on my chair but man how I wish i wasn’t so crazy
My phone got a message and I grabbed my phone and opened it (Not dating yet and hold your horses they just met you simp a-)
Neon Leon💙: hello mi amor
Kyle: what’s up Leo
Neon Leon💙: wanna come over ;)
I never told him I was in the foot clan or even seeing big mama or being adopted by shredder but i didn’t want to be mean until he started to spam me
Neon Leon💙: helloooo
Neon Leon💙: don’t leave me on read
Neon Leon💙: come on amor. Neon Leon💙: mi amor pls answer me
Kyle: sorry Leo
Kyle: but ya I would like to come over but at what time exactly?
Neon Leon💙: Like right now
my eyes widened a bit,I heard someone tap my window i face the window and open it I saw him with a smirk “hola mi amor” “Leo you could of at least let me change” he nods his head and gets inside I look at him with confusion “what are you doing” “I’m waiting” “for what” I raise a brow “you~” he runs his hand down his non existent hair “you’re not going to watch me change Leo” he looked at me and nods his head
he closed his eye and kept a smirk on his face I rolled my eyes and grabbed my clothes
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as soon as i dressed up I brushed my hair it was pretty long (ay to what were you thinking) I look at Leo “you can open your eyes now” he opens his eyes and stares i wave my hand in front of his face “Leo…Leo…LEO!!!” He snaps out of it and draws his sword out as soon and he hears my yell “WH-WHA WHAT”
I look at him and burst out laughing (Leo’s pov: I hear her laugh it was nice to hear a laugh I smirk “ready to go amor” I see them calm down and then we’re on our way out
(time skip)
this was there first time now that I think about it it’s hard to keep there pronouns she goes by she/them but she never told me about her sexuality but my brothers think I’m gay mostly Donnie (this is my headcannon pls don’t judge) we got to the lair and I look at them there eyes widened I see Mikey hug me out of nowhere “Leooooo” “hey Miguel”
I see Raph and he glares at me then Kyle “heyyyy hermano que onda!” I say it with my classic grin “Leo you said you were going to go get pizza with April” I look at him as a sweat drops down “so hermano we can talk about this right”
(time skip)
kyle pov: Leo got in so beating but I met Mikey and Donnie they don’t make me comfortable Mikey is to touchy and annoying but nice and Donnie’s mean tells me to shut up and to smart i don’t understand shit “Kyle~ what are you doing~” “i thought you were going to practice~” “Kyle why don’t you trust me” “Kyle~” “Kyle~”. “Kyle!” I heard Mikey yell my name I looked at him and he had a look of concern “you’re crying you good” I lift my fingers to my cheek and looked at my fingers seeing the water
I look back at Mikey and nod my head and I backed away feeling uncomfortable i put my knees up to my face as I wrap my arms around my legs I see Leo sit next to me and he looks at me with a smirk I chuckle I only trust him…he’s different from other people well….mutants the ones that I work with are just cruel I snap out of my trance and smile at Leo I see him turn red for some reason and he looks away
(30 minutes later)
Mikey was getting really touchy and Raph was just so tall I back away trying to get away and see Donnie I felt like I was trapped “hey Kyle you like drawing right come in my room I have paint and posca markers and canvases” I started to get very uncomfortable “sorry I have to go” I run away trying to find Leo,I see a portal open and fall in front of Leo “oh hey Kyle” “hey Leo…” I hug him he wasn’t surprised I was always clingy but he knew something was wrong “you okay hermosa” i look up at him
I felt my hart bumping fast and idk why my face started to get red “am I to handsome and awesome for you amor?” I hear him say that with a smirk and I giggle “sorry…idk why I just don’t trust your brothers…” “maybe because you aren’t used to them yet” I nod my head “give it time…like me your handsome best friend” I giggle “with no bitches” his eyes widened and gasps dramatically “Kyle how could you after everything I did for you”
I giggle “sorry i didn’t mean it” he looks away dramatically like if he was en el rosa de Guadalupe “you meant it kyle I will never forget this day” (he’s not kidding you’ll see on one chapter 🤭😏) “fine then” I smirk and cross my arms “no more bagel bites or Totinos party pizza” he shot his head at me “WHAT!?!?” I started laughing “NO I WAS KIDDING MI AMOR!” I started wheezing “STOP LAUGHING THIS ISNT FUNNyyYyYyYyYyyYyYy!” “I’m kidding” I started dying of laughter
(time skip)
Leo told his brothers about me not trusting them Mikey and Raph started to apologize but Donnie he didn’t give a fuck so he just said “sorry…” and left I thought about leaving but Mikey asked for a goodbye hug i hesitated and put my arms out and he hugged me he was so small he was like 4’7 I was only 5’3 he just looked so small (I suck at math and size shit so don’t judge pls)
I looked at Raph and let go of Mikey and Raph just waved bye but I ran and jumped and I hung onto his neck and he hugged me back (I feel like Raph would give the best hugs)
(time skip)
I got to my apartment and opened the window and got in and looked behind me and see Leo with a smug look “a goodbye kiss” I roll my eyes and kissed his forehead “that’s all you’re getting…stay safe and don’t do stupid shit bye Leo” I close the window and close the blinds and I swore I heard Leo cheering I chuckled and thought I could trust them.
What could go wrong…?
(I hope you like this one cause it sounded cringey 😀👍 and I was inspired by the song treehouse by Alex G, Emily Yacina and if you want me to make a pt.3 or if you have any other requests go ahead and ask me okay god bless you beautiful people)
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venus-de-mil0-09 · 6 days ago
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Iris: Sorry there's not much food to have Wally I still need to go to the grocery store, you can come with me if you want to.
Wally: It's fine Auntie Iris I'm used to not eating much anyway :D
Iris and Barry: ...
Iris getting up to leave: I'm gonna kill that mother fcker
Barry: Iris wait-
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globofhoney · 1 year ago
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Modded followers after they discovered that they have been accompanied Alduin's queen for quite a while now.
(AU where the late game dragonborn team up with Alduin, and come up with a better strategies to rule alongside one another.
- Skyrim is now currently protected by dragons
- People trusts Dovahkiin and fine with it.
- Delphine and Esbern already got fcking executed Infront of dragons.
- Miraak could be dead or alive, depends on each Dovahkiin, i keep mine alive, but his rule is on Solsthime only.
The CEO of Dovahjunaar CO. Is still Alduin. And his LDB)
Eventually, Alduin just want to smash Dovahkiin, cus u know, power means HAWT.
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Lucien F: I...i do not know if i should feel happy or afraid, being protected by Alduin's queen. It's not a bad thing right?....right?
Khash: the dragonborn is so...so- so tusking cool!
Xelzaz: well...this is, unexpected.
Caryalind: I feel safer staying with the LDB than my own family at Summerset Isle.
Nebarra: oh great! Now we have a dragon fcker.
Taliesin: By Auriel...you could actually take him? Huh? What do you mean it just a pact?! Oh..so you are not sleeping with a dragon? Good.
Lucifer: I know i do not like you murdering dragons, but you don't have to go this far by being on their side, i think?
Remiel: Do you have base of operation? Could you give me a privilege to visits Skuldafn without getting roasted. I wanna see dragons up close.
Inigo: I'm sorry my friend, but I won't change my mind. Dragons are still smelly lizards.
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indigoartistqueen · 1 month ago
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IM FREE
THE POWER OUTAGE FOR HURRICANE MILTON (in my area) IS OVER IM FINALLY FREE
the fcking gas crisis my GOD
screaming crying throwing up
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yall I was SICK the entire time
im sorry for folks who got it worse tho BUT THE FCKERS WHO DID THE ELECTRICTY FLASHED THE LIGHTS TWICE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGTH BEFORE TURNING IT OFF
istg we had so many issues with stuff WHO THE FCK cuts off everyone at a gas station to GET AS MUCH GAS AS POSSIBLE IN ORDER TO SELL IT FOR EXHORBITANT PRICES??
kindly, go to hell-
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smutstationchoochoo · 1 year ago
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Hi 👋🏻
Just stopping here for a sec cause "Desperate" made my heart jump out of my chest and now I cant find it, its somewhere around here .... Sorry ill be back omw once I find this fcker ....
POOR attempt at a joke, but fr ... That was the pure definition of delicious idk how I can describe how much I enjoyed that, can I print it on my wall? I want it on my wall so I can read it everyday.... absolutely amazing 🤌🏻🫰🏻💕 I LOVE IT !!! AND I LOVE YOU FOR SHARING THAT MASTERPIECE WITH US 💗 THANK YOU 💞-💀
😳🥺😩🥰💖💖
I’m pretty sure this is the smut equivalent of that thing tv parents do putting a good grade on the fridge and I am honored 🙇‍♀️🏆 I’d like to take this moment to thank you anon!! And thank you to everyone who has reblogged, I’m going to die from all this love!!!! Seriously you all are killing me!!
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wraitingtoyou · 2 years ago
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Call it cold I call it connection
Kaveh x gn!reader
Modern au | college au
When taking care of bf when he's sick and overworking himself resulted in him getting but you get sick instead :D
May be ooc sry!
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Walking back from the museum after both you and Kaveh were done with their assignments.
"ACHOO!" you sneezed and pulled back your snot. "Ewww will you look at that my baby's disgustinggg" You playfully pushed your boyfriend at his joke. "Says the one who I got this from" He laughed and pulled your one hand to put it in his pocket "Hey hey now I warned you I was sick!" You shot him a glare "Yeah so you should've known better to take care of that! If Haitham didn't tell me and I didn't take care of you, you would've been in hospital right now"
He raised an eyebrow "ehh... Alhaitham that snitch...and since when did you start listening to him" you pinched his palm that was in his pocket "All the bad news he gives me is always true anyway" Kaveh winced in pain "ow ow ow- sorry sorryyyyy" you rolled your eyes.
He playfully nudged you with his elbow on your arm "hey hey but can't blame me though the deadline was nearrr"
"so was mine!"
He let out a yawn and back hugged you "Heyyy but it's not that bad you know, you caught MY cold heh" he smirked
You turned your face to look at him "Not something to be proud of idiot" he hugged you even tighter "Heyyy it's romantic y'know, how do they say it in those dramas again?" He fake coughed "Don't come near I don't want you to catch my cold" he then melts in your back hug "And what does the girl say? Mm no! I don't mind if it's your cold....then the guy says no this won't d-" before he could blabber any more nonsense you softly slapped his face away from your neck
"Eww don't say those lines again we're getting late let's go" You two started walking and a withered leaf fell on top of your head, he picked it up and played with it using it as a fan. "Heyyy sorryyyyy don't be mad mmk? It just means it's my turn to take care of you!"
You smirked "uh huh and what exactly will Mr Kaveh do?" He hummed in thought "Hmm maybe make you soup? Cuddles? Remind you to take medicine?" It was the basic stuff but you were a sucker for spending time with eachother.
You nodded "Well I demand corn soup then" He gasped "Oh my goodness do you mean those packet ones you get?" You raised an eyebrow "And?" He gasped even louder "You're sick you can't eat packet stuff! You're such a no lifer N/n I can't believe you" he teased. "We're college students it's natural!"
He started to walk faster "I'll make it don't worry when Alhaithams gone to shit I be cooking like a 5 star-" you both continued "Michelin" and broke into laughter.
"I'll bring extra blankets" he smiled, you smiled back "No hoarding my plushies to yourself this time" "Heyyy they're my kids too now" you scoffed "Kids?" He gave you a susoi expression "ohh? Curious? Want one?" You punched his arm "ow-" "We're in public for god's sake Kaveh!" You bowed your head to hide your face in your muffler.
He grinned "Look at us, call it cold but I call it connectionnn" you rolled your eyes "Mhm maybe tone down your kdrama time"
He raised a finger "I say we watch Happiness while we" he winks "you know" You broke into a smile ah this fcker "Okayyyy" he held your hand that was still in his pocket tighter.
Maybe it wasn't so bad...you guess.
//I WROTE THIS AGES AGO BUT TUMBLR SAID 🗿 WHEN I HAD TO POST AND IT WAS GONE FRVR SO I WROTE THIS FROM SCRATCH AGAIN 😭
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mimicben · 11 months ago
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hii
I recently discovered that your art (with pigsaws Adam and Lawrence) was LITERALLY copied and I’ve been fighting for over an hour to prove it and so that people don’t lie😭😭how do you feel about such copy-fckers? (If you can look at the red_bob10 avatar in TikTok, but most likely it will be changed soon. But yes, I have proofs)
hiya, thank you for telling me this. I've looked at the account you've told me about on tiktok, and while I could not find any evidence of them claiming ownership of or copying the Adam and Lawrence pig art, i did go thorough some of their videos and found proof of them copying one of my other pieces (as i will show below).
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If you have any more proof of this happening please feel free to send it to me, however since I feel that the creator in question is quite young I may just drop them a comment about copying and leave it at that unless it escalates past that. (also if this is about them using my art as an avatar, i don't really mind along as they don't claim at as their own or copy)
and to answer your earlier question; I am usually pretty upset when people copy, trace or claim my art as their own, as I have few art pieces that i feel to be 'good enough' to post (thank you, social anxiety lol) so when i see people do that kind of stuff i find it to be a little demoralising... however, i can tell that this was done by a younger art so i feel a bit more forgiving in this case, and hope that they just don't do it again and wish them the best on improving themselves in their art journey
Thank you for informing me of this :D
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okay yeah, i quickly went back and looked at the avatar again and i can confirm that it is an edited version of my art. i couldn't tell at first glace as the faces looked so similar so i thought they were merely using my art. however, upon a second look it seems they have just drawn overtop of my artwork (sorry for the bad quality i couldn't get it any higher resolution)
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nikolaiismysugardaddy · 1 year ago
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I’m sooo sorry guys for being inactive the past week 🥺
Uni started, I spent one whole night in the hospital (I’m fine!! Turned out I just have some freakin weird allergies, hahah) +work, horses and some new tatts 🫡 so in general it was pretty busy and exhausting, both mentally and physically.
But lemme tell you guys, I’m working on something for yall ✍️
With this pretty m-fcker again 👀
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alukaforyou · 1 year ago
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I'm sorry you're dealing with the situation with your grandma feeding your cats. But the way you typed it out had me laughing so hard for like 5mins you are an excellent storyteller.
lmfaooooo thanks???? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 for real it got me so heated and i was pissed the whole day at work about it :/ :/ :/ family is gacha sometimes u end up with the most unbearable fckers 🤪🤪🤪🤪
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iguessjustcallmesunflower · 9 months ago
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The Baddest Motherfcker Around, Sass Master
The Sass Master is a resident I absolutely adore. She is one of the few I've considered returning to the facility to work part time for. Remember how I said Arnold's Wife had a roommate? That would be Sass Master.
Sass Master was my favorite resident on the lockdown units when I worked there the first time. She was on fluid restrictions, and did not hesitate if she wanted a drink. She'd go for toilets, sinks, even empty cups in the trash. She was determined. One night, I caught her drinking from her sink, straight from the faucet, no cup.
"Lula! Whatcha doing?" She stood up, looked at me, and said, "I was thirsty and you said no. I got a drink anyways." She was led to the dining room, where she (of course) was water drunk, but I could keep a closer eye on her. She gave me sass the whole night, telling me she was going to call state on me and have me arrested. She was playfully ruthless. I loved her for it.
One night, she was at the top of the hall way but the locked doors. I called her back down toward her room, and she took off sprinting toward me. I dropped my clipboard and screamed at her, "Stop running!" She stopped... and told me I couldn't tell the "Baddest Motherfucker Around" what to do, because I should worship the ground she walks on. She was feisty every single night I worked. I loved her all the more for it. She'd give me shit, I'd give it right back.
The very first night I worked the unit solo, she came up to me and told me she needed to go outside, her son was lost in the parking lot and would only come to her. I had to call the nurse for backup, I was beyond confused. Apparently that was typical Lula.
Of course, we can't forget how her pimp was outside and willing to pay me $1,000 to open the door for her. ...She stayed on the hall, but dang I could've used that thousand. And of course, the Mongoose! Her dad apparently had this feisty pet mongoose, and it bit him what seemed like every other night. She asked to be let off the hall, because it had bit him. One night, I asked her, "Lula, why doesn't your dang dad just kill that damn mongoose and get it over with?" She gave me a Lula giggle and said, "He likes the way it bites." Traumatized and scarred, I learned to never ask her that again.
Lula was feisty and spit fire-y. She was a smoker, and some nights she'd want to smoke, but was already drunk. I'd lead her outside and bribe her to sit close to the door with her cigarette. She told me one night to stop treating her like a dog, she could walk and sit by herself just fine, thank you. I didn't realize it, but that's exactly what it was like. I didn't stop, but I did get a little more gentle and subtle with it. I wasn't going to have to do 24-hours of neuros because she fell in the courtyard on my shift. I'm sorry, but no.
The Baddest Mother fcker around is one of my babies. She's the best behaved resident there. Most of the time. She did drop kick another resident who shoved her into the wall at snack time... and there was the time she whooped up on another resident, who was fighting with another resident. She ended the fight, and was surprisingly unharmed. For an older woman, she was extremely agile.
She is my favorite resident on that hall. She is. Sincerely. She is one of the lifers, and every single night she had something new and feisty to say. I miss working with her dearly. She has a special place in my heart that only she can fill.
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