#sorry dhksbsksksjsks

[big-gay-ray-blog]

'Get Me' with Lionel? (I just used a random gen, maybe he's stuck in a hole or a doorway imao)

“MPHHMMMRM”

“Lionel?!”. Ray almost threw the security office’s doors off of it’s hinges to find that the Lutritudo’s head was completely swallowed by his own hat, stopping just short of his shoulders.

“Lionel! Stay still!” Despite her command, she was getting whipped in the sides by a giant tail and smacked in the head by four flailing arms.

She’d managed to bob and weave her way to him after almost being launched out of a nearby window, climbing up onto his back and getting a firm hold on the carnivorous head wear. Her fingers squeezed and her legs pushed until it came off with a loud pop.

Lionel breathed in a huge gasp of air, chest heaving and rasping. Ray was splayed out on the floor, not looking forward to the bruises she’ll be getting. ‘Those champagne bottles came into good practice’ She thought to herself.

“RAY! Oh Ray I was so scared!” Giant tears streamed down from his bloodshot eyes. “I couldn’t see or breathe or–”

“Oh quit yer whining ya big baby.”

“S-sorry” Lionel whimpered in response.

Her limbs creaked as she attempted to get to her feet, Lionel stretched out a hand to help, she didn’t take it. “I told you that hat is dangerous! Now the damn thing’s trying to eat you!”

“But–”

She jabbed a finger at his belly. “If I were you, I’d fold it in on itself and let it disappear into whatever void or dimension that thing’s connected to! Because that’s probably where it belongs!”

“But it just slipped!” Lionel raised his voice to her level, “I put it on wrong and–”

She was about to grab it from the floor, but Lionel’s paw darted out and snatched it away before she’d fully bent down. She stared at him in complete silence. “…Give it.”

Lionel twisted his shoulders away and held the hat closely to his chest, pupils wide, looking like a scolded puppy. “…”

Ray’s hand came closer, her tone trying to become more authoritative, “Give.”

“N-no…” He turned his gaze away from hers.

“I said give it!” Ray lunged towards the lutritudo, but before her fingertips could even brush the hat, the entirety of her head vanished into two giant paws.