#sorry but that anecdote about queen statira confusing hephaestion for alexander and his wuthering heights ass reply …. cmon…..
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kind of embarrassing but ive spent the last two days kind of going a bit insane over alexander and hephaestion . cringe
#sorry but that anecdote about queen statira confusing hephaestion for alexander and his wuthering heights ass reply …. cmon…..#it’s so insane to think abt tho …. he didn’t eat or drink for three days he cut his hair short meanwhile his lovers ashes were scattered#around babylon ….. liek sorry but i need some hbo tv show abt them not fucking heart stopper or whatever this is why hannibal was so good#like that bit where hannibal was like haha btw we’re literally achilles and patroclus#also imagine literally being known as the god-king but every night ur getting fucked stupid by ur advisor/general/second in command .#sorry but the fujoshi in me heard abt them in 1 greek warfare lecture and ran w ittttt
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