#sorry but can we just kick all the men out of this comic theyre really cramping my style

[13eyond13]

@deathweak YES that sums it up 😭

[charlie-artlie]

It's 4am and I can't sleep so I'm ranting abt transformers comics again

The transformers (2009), and largely all of the "on earth content" thus far, has been kinda annoying tbh. There's lots of good stuff in there and I'm still overall enjoying myself but basically anything involving the humans is just. Wack.

This is largely because none of the human characters are interesting or likeable at all. Verity Jimmy and Hunter were interesting!!! I liked their dynamics for the most part and enjoyed how they interacted with the autobots but all of these badass military guys are boring and stupid! I mean the only one who's fleshed out in the least is Spike who's just supposed to be this sexy badass who's a tactical genius and gets lot of trim but he's the worst lmao. He's overpowered and annoying and just a nothing of a character. Also it's outrageously stupid that he's able to single handedly take down a constructicon with nothing but "dumb tech" like I can't even take that seriously.

But the really irritating thing is I just can't understand why they're still on earth! They keep acting like they're the last of their race and they have no where to go but new people keep showing up! Where tf did cosmos come from?? Shouldn't Optimus, as the leader of their species be like, be trying to pick up the scattered remains of this army after the war?? why ARE we kicking around on the mud ball im with Roddy and the decepticons on this one. Like it's irritating because hot rod is objectively right when he wants to leave! The humans don't want them there and are actively killing them! Perdonally i dont rly like thr implications of what theyre doing to the captured decepticons (but who cares right) but if the concern is decepticon attack roddys right they literally have thay covered (see above, one human single handedly taking down a constructicon). Not to mention we already know they've tortured and mutilated autobots in the past so who's to say they aren't still??

I just don't understand. the constant dick sucking of the human race. Speaking as a human, I don't need this in the story. Why are we constantly being shown that actually it's the humans who are the badasses and the transformers who are at their mercy. First off, I don't believe you, and second off, then why don't they leave??? Like every five minutes we get a speech abt how humans are amazing and resiliant and so powerful and resourceful and and kind and wonderful and the humans are meanwhile like sorry we weren't listening we were too busy inventing a device that makes autobots explode while simultaneously setting off all our nuclear weapons at once.

Honestly I think I wouldn't be so annoyed with the overpowered human race thing, like to a certain extent its an interesting dynamic, but what's most irritating is the autobots reactions to it. After literally everything humans have done to them they're still just like wow, humans are amazing, we should live here forever. This plan sucks!!!! Pls can we plsss just go back to space!!!

........ALSO Optimus just turning himself into the humans custody for bad leadership crimes because,,,,,, humans killed ironhide,, and he feels responsible,,,,,, so he's going to get captured by then, so they can kill the rest of his men without impediment???? Dude, get your boys out of there!!!!

[kingofdinosaurs]

for that ask meme, arnick/tetrox and bella!

fhdjgfd you know Exactly what i’m about here wow

arnick/tetrox:

when i started shipping them: uhh about when i started reading cct! that was sometime last year so not really that long but. they are Unavoidable.

my thoughts: dshfgsd arnick is. such a mess? deal with your problems you horrible little man. i love him tho. anyway i like that they both develop as people from this and i am a shameless toxink stan so really what’s not to like. also Tetrox Is There so i immediately love it

what makes me happy about them: bottled up! bottled up! bottled up! god i cant wait for more insight into both of their backstories and what they do outside of the team i’m!!!!

what makes me sad about them: don’t wanna spoil something bc i can’t remember whether this has been mentioned outside of patreon so i’ll be vague: there was a dropped plotline for tetrox that’s not getting used before bc of moving on to bottled up and. i miss it it could have been so good! loveandwar development! tetrox with a character arc of her own! dshfgshjf im Sad

things done in fanfic that annoys me: what fanfic? (seriously this fandom is so small and there isn’t anything i can really criticise in the ones that do exist so)

things done in fanfic that i like: ok this is pretty niche but i love uhg arnick for. um. pretty personal reasons! idk i can just relate to him a lot in that fic and it gave rise to a hc which is. also pretty personal jfhghdsf

my kinks: I Am A Babie. (idk them working through their differences? i just want to see Them)

who i’d be comfortable them ending up with if not each other: uhh idk daisy or bella and cyan (together) for tetrox. arnick Dies sorry arnick! you have no friends who would date you other than her! (unless we get new info on his relationship with. Someone gfhsfha)

my happily ever after for them: post kevin dream comic. they are happy and surrounded by their friends and arnick is genuinely smiling for once. blessed fucking image.

Bella:

how i feel about this character: listen. ok. i would happily kill for her and she is the reason i learned to play the dynamo. this pic pretty much sums up how i feel about her:

anyway. 

all the people i ship romantically with her: oh sgdasdh she’s a chad everyone loves her. serious answer is cyanthia (obvs), marian, and tetrox i guess. No Men Allowed Here She’s A Lesbian

my non-romantic otp for her: her and arnick. it’s heavily implied he was the first person she asked to join toxink and. their dynamic is so good they just. refuse to put up with each others shit. (also angst fuel: he’s kinda similar to marian and. sfgshjf she misses her… ;_; ) (oh hey whinter and bella are kinda similar too… neither of you are slick you nerds)

my unpopular opinion for this character: she def fucked up but a lot of why she got kicked out of splat jam was based on misunderstandings and blaming her a little too much for a teen who accidentally hurt someone. You Are All Teens. Work On Your Issues. 

one thing that i wish would happen/had happened with this character in canon: canon bellanthia 🅱️lease… also bella and angelo friendship got mentioned at one point and i’d die for that… giv her friends outside toxink

my otp: bellanthia. they are both useless lesbians theyre perfect for each other…

my ot3: i don’t really have one… i guess bella/cyanthia/tetrox like i mentioned above? can’t believe arnick died…

anyway this was really fun to do dsfgajh thanks astro!