#sorry bout it

[where-does-the-heart-lie]

Self indulgent month means I get to draw silly au’s but it also means I get to illustrate the insatiable longing and eternal yearning for something that can never be trapped within my soul 😊👍

[lmhf1]

franco please lets work together 🫶🏻

[chlobliviate]

Wolfstar Microfics - Crack Fic

Words: 986 😅

@wolfstarmicrofic

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Moony

(13:47) Sirius, I’m going to fucking murder you in your sleep. 😌

Padfoot

(13:48) you can try

(13:48) but

(13:48) i’ve been awake for hours

Prongs

(13:48) What did he do now?/

Moony

(13:48) He knows what he did.

(13:49) I said I shouldn’t go out last night.

Padfoot

(13:49) and yet out you went

Moony

(13:49) And yet, out I went. 😔

Prongs

(13:50) Pretty sure I just heard Moony sigh through the wall.

(13:50) So what did Pads do?

Padfoot

(13:55) O NO

(13:55) o nooooooooo 😬😬😬😬

Wormtail

(13:56) ???

Padfoot

(13:56) i may have given us all personalised ringtones on moonsss phone

Prongs

(13:57) 😂😂😂😂😂😂WHAT WS MNE?!??!!?

(13:57) Moony don’t bang on my wall to punish me for shoddy spelling when Sirius hasn’t used a capital letter since 2008.

(13:57) BUT WHAT WAS MINE

Padfoot

(13:58) do-re-mi from the sound of music

Prongs

(13:58) I am less excied about this now.

Padfoot

(13:59) naturally pete’s was rat-a-tat-tat by fall out boy and courtney love (absolute banger btw)

Prongs

(13:59) Nvm I’m back on board!

(13:59) What about yours?

Moony

(14:00) You Belong with Me.

Wormtail

(14:02) Ah. 🙃

Moony

(14:04) So Benjy suggested we ‘take a break’

Padfoot

(14:04) fuck im so sorry moons

(14:05) i can text him and tell him it was a joke

Moony

(14:06) Nah, it’s ok. I care a lot less than I thought I would tbh.

(14:10) James. Your headphones are unplugged.

Prongs

(14:10) SORRY SORRY FUCK ITS NOT WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE

Padfoot

(14:10) wow moony’s having a crisis and you’re having a wank

(14:11) harsh

Moony

(14:12) I’m not having a crisis. I’m fine. That’s probably not a great comment on my relationship though?

(14:12) JAMES! HEADPHONES!

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Wormtail

(20:27) Lads, 😱😱 I think Benjy’s on a date

(20:28) Just showed up here with some guy

Padfoot

(20:28) moony sleeping 🤫 wtf we need details

Prongs

(20:29) Nvm, Sirius woke him when he yelled wtf

Moony

(20:40) Yeah, I bet that's David. He’s on Benjy’s course and he may have come up a few times.

(20:41) He didn’t even give it 8 hours. Wow. What a prick. I’m not surprised though, which probably also speaks volumes.

(20:41) Fuck. 😂

Padfoot

(20:41) you have four minutes to make yourself presentable moons then we’re coming in with tea and chocolate and a movie

(20:42) three minutes

Moony

(20:42) 👀👀👀 What’s happening next door?

Padfoot

(20:43) TWO MINUTES dont change the subject

(20:43) new neighbours

(20:43) all girls

(20:43) james is in love already 😂

Prongs

(20:43) I AN NOT

(20:44) BAD PADFOOT

Moony

(20:44) When did you meet them?

Padfoot

(20:44) one minute moony moon also we did not meet them but james spent a lot of time peeking out of his windoe this morning

(20:44) winDOE AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA 😂😂😂😂😂

(20:44) let the record state that i was assaulted with a wooden spoon 😔

Moony

(20:44) 😏😏😏

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Moony

(10:01) Just met the neighbours.

(10:01) They asked what James’ ‘deal’ is.

(10:01) You were not slick at all. 😂

(10:02) They invited us over for drinks tonight, though.

Prongs

(10:02) It’s not my fault they were so loud moving in that I had to see what the commotion was.

(10:02) There was Beyonce and shrieking. I was merely a CONCERNED citizen. 😌

Moony

(10:02) That’s your story and you’re sticking to it?

(10:03) Benjy and David are already Facebook official. Wow.

Prongs

(10:04) Moony. He is a massive twat. You have terrible taste in partners.

Moony

(10:05) That is not at all reassuring.

(10:06) I’m going to drink so much tonight. 🙃🙃🙃

Prongs

(10:07) oh yeeeeah? Anyone from next door ccatch your eye?

Padfoot

(10:07) moonys only got eyes for me thank you very much 😤😤

Moony

(10:08) Don’t get me wrong, they’re all pretty, but no.

(10:08) Plus, I CLEARLY only have eyes for Pads.

Prongs

(10:17) So… whats her nameeee? 🫠

Moony

(10:18) Who?

Prongs

(10:18) YOU KNOW WHO

Moony

(10:19) Drawing a real blank here.

Padfoot

(10:20) hes just giggling at his phone

Moony

(10:20) Traitor.

Padfoot

(10:20) MOONY EHY MuST YOU WOUND ME SO

Wormtail

(10:20) Did you two sleep together again?

Prongs

(10:21) I mean the red headed, fiery goddess who lives next door and laughs like a witch.

(10:22) Ooooooooooh? 👀👀

Moony

(10:22) Emphasis on the word SLEEP. Yes.

(10:23) No homo.

(10:23) I mean, partially homo, I guess. 😂

Padfoot

(10:23) FULL HOMO BIG HOMO ENERGY IN THIS ROOM ;)

(10:23) get over it wormy

Wormtail

(10:23) I didn;t mean it like that!!!! It’s fine if you want to do that!

(10:24) I only request that you do it in Remus’ room, bc Sirius is next to me and I don’t need to hear his cum noise.

Padfoot

(10:25) let the record state that moonbeam laughed so hard at ‘cum noise’ that he banged his head on the wall and dropped his phone down the side of his bed 💀💀💀

Prongs

(10:25) Is his hed made of lead? That was so loud fuck.

(10:26) That means your cum noise is gonna be loud too. Ew no. go fuk by Pete.

Moony

(10:27) We’re not fucking, wow.

(10:27) We’re all very aware that I’m not Sirius’ type.

Padfoot

(10:28) what is my type

(10:28) fite me

Prongs

(10:28) dumb, obscenely pretty, easy.

Moony

(10:29) One out of three. Damn. 🙃

(10:29) Also you misspelled *bite. 😌

Padfoot

(10:30) which one what moony what wait what 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

[lickithrice]

Sky Genie 🧞

[cirwedh]

I just think that Solas should be a lot bald and a little ugly. That’s what I think.

[chipen]

i been thinking... i been thinking thoughts.

atsuhiro is something of villain royalty - being the great great grandson of the peerless thief. with the rise of heroes through the generations however, by the time the sako family gave birth to atsuhiro himself - i think society had shifted enough that any allegiance towards the bandit king is more kept hush, hush. while the sako's still maintained oji's last philosophies - his parents likely thought it was a 'moot point' to attempt to steal from the heroes and dismantle hero society as aggressively when the world was so deeply entrenched. atsuhiro didn't tho!

while the whole family was gifted on the entertainment front - atsuhiro is probably the most gifted. exceptional with stage magic, escape artistry, gymnastics (aerial and otherwise), silks, even the trapeze and singing - atsuhiro lights up a stage whenever he steps on it. he knows it too.

stealing is... very easy for him. not only because of his quirk but frankly atsuhiro is smart. painfully so. he could pick pocket someone who is watching him do it, and still get away with it. THAT SAID -

atsuhiro's philosophies still follow oji's 'robin hood-esque' motifs - but with an edge of darkness. he doesn't have the same capability of stealing from the rich ( wealthy heroes, support companies, etc ) to give back to the poor. instead atsuhiro is more interested in stain's and shigaraki's belief system. he is EXTREMELY driven by the belief that the hero system is corrupt right to it's very core, and he has proven again and again and that he'll go down swinging just to make his point

that said though he definitely has stolen shit and used the money for either league supplies, or done his due diligence in charity gifting ( usually prisoner reform political parties, orphanages, pet shelters )

atsuhiro is no saint though. he has killed heroes and villains alike and tends to do so in rather brutal ( yet somehow painless ) manners with his quirk. it is very possible for atsuhiro to manipulate his quirk in such ways ( if given the proper openings ) that he can literally compress an organ into a marble. so that's fun.

he knows he's handsome. he knows he is the drama. he is the moment, and he's arrogant about it to boot. he has used his charm, his wit, his seduction, his romanticism, and his good looks to his advantage more times than he can probably count.

atsuhiro loves the league very, very much. they are his family - and he undoubtedly misses them everyday.

he thinks best jeanist's outfit is dumb as hell.

[heda-heather]

Honestly if anyone ever said these words to me

[agentnash]

need a plot where someone knew parker after his parents died / while he was in the foster care system pls 💖

[aggresivelyapathetic]

NOT SINCE MYSPACE HAVE I SEEN SOCIAL MEDIA THAT ACTUALLY WORKS AND IS FULL OF KIND PEOPLE BEING NICE TO EACH OTHER AND DOESN'T MAKE ME FEEL LIKE SHIT ABOUT WHO I AM AND WHAT I LIKE

[amburgundy]

another living room shot bc i luv it

[blood-inthefields]

Chapters: 11/? Fandom: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Tissaia de Vries/Yennefer z Vengerbergu | Yennefer of Vengerberg Characters: Tissaia de Vries, Yennefer z Vengerbergu | Yennefer of Vengerberg Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Modern: No Powers, Architect!Tissaia, Painter!Tissaia, Gondolier!Yennefer, mostly set in Italy, Tissaia is horny, but to be fair Yen is fucking hot in this one, also Yen is horny because Tissaia soooo yeah Summary:

Freshly divorced, British architect Tissaia de Vries embarks on a journey to Italy where she finds herself caught in a whirlwind romance with a beautiful and enigmatic young gondolier.

CHAPTER 11 IS UP

[itssluv]

“You can’t hate on Gwen she’s just a teenager and it’s not her fault and BLAH BLAH BLAH”

IDGAAFFFFF I just wanna hate on a white girl bc she pissed me off a little

This is like the same energy mfs have when people don’t like 2012 April O’Neal 💀

“But she’s such a complex charac-“

Shhshhhshhh don’t worry I don’t care

[cosmogenous]

if ur not being rough enough i'll hurl an insult at you mid thrust

[scum-belina]

The faces of someone who tried to make normal smiley faces for the camera but gave up very quickly

[catacatacaterpillar]

did makeup today cuz i went out :3

[yourworsttotebag]

reality tv dating show au counts as writing for the day and no take backs