#sorry besties i’m unwell and hyperfixated on horizon again it is so. good.

[rynliadon]

the hunter’s lodge sidequest in horizon zero dawn is funny because talanah will ask me to take down some medium difficult machines (sawtooths, stalkers, etc) and then i’ll kill three stormbirds. but i can’t take CREDIT for the stormbirds because then the sequence of the sidequest would break. but god could you imagine if it played out the way I played it? “hi talanah it’s been three months i killed 3 stormbirds 3 rockbreakers 5 thunderjaws 6 behemonths 7 stalkers 11 ravagers 22 longlegs and 47 watchers. oh yeah and i ran into a thing called a deathbringer that no one has ever seen before that the shadow carja cult dug out of the ground. but i never ran into any sawtooths sorry.” “…. what the fuck?”