#sorry about the 911 spam i am in deep hyperfixation mode

[cupidofcaravaggio]

i don’t think tommy is as smooth as everyone thinks he is. mr fake mouth static. i just think buck is down bad. bro could probably say the worst and most generic pickup ever and buck would go “wow i’ve never met anyone like him 😍” one time tommy opened a car door for him and buck thought it was so suave that he totally oversold it to everyone that next day.

“he’s such a gentleman, hen”

“i’m pretty sure your standards are just super low but ok buck”

and ykw?? good for them.