#sorry I'm not into you like that 😂 which tbh I think u are joking anyway so 😂)

[plutouran]

HEY I saw you were doing matchups and thought it would be fun to join :)

I'm bisexual w a slight preference for guys, IDK IM REALLY CONFUSED ATM DONT TAKE OT TOO FAR INTO CONSIDERATION LOL

He/him 😁😁 if it matters which I doubt it does

Oh and just FYI for the headcanons ONLY CAUSS THIS HAPPENS SOMETIMES I prefer to not be the really... feminine one in a relationship??

IM SORRY LOL THIS IS PROBABLY REALLY AWKWARD FOR U TO READ but I hope u get what I'm saying??

My love language varies a lot, but I like quality time the best. Nothing is quite like having a conversation on a kitchen counter at 11 at night IM TELLING YOU

I'm extroverted but perfectly fine with alone time as well.

I don't think I could date someone super active anyway 😂 I also couldn't date someone super smart sorry 😭 but not dumb either, SORRY FOR BEING SO PICKY

Also nobody mean 😂 I'm admittedly kinda sensitive

What I'm trying to say is I'd like someone somewhere in the middle?

As for any good traits I have, I think I'm really smart, I think I'm good at keeping up conversations, and I hope I'm funny 💀

For an ideal date maybe I'd like to take someone out to a sports game?? I think it sounds fun. But if they don't like sports that's fine too, I also like the idea of going to comic book stores together and all that kinda nerdy stuff

SORRY FOR THE COLLEGE ESSAY I did the format I did the other times I requested matchups :D THANK YOUU FOR DOING THIS ❤️

a/n: okay this will be my last request for today but i had to do yours! because i totally get you! questioning your sexuality is a big fat mood. don’t apologise tho. everything is ok!

you have been paired up with…

— shoto todoroki and jean kirschtein

your song with shoto: cloud 9 by beach bunny

your song with jean: hey lover by wabie

shoto!

(god i started writing this and then i forgot to save. help. but this was easy to decide!)

shoto for sure isn’t someone who brags about his brains and is also someone who makes mistakes. he def is your beloved middle.

also, i think he needs someone who is a little less reserved. it will help his socially awkward ass.

sometimes, though, he just wants to enjoy his time with you in silence. i’m sure you can do that. just chilling with him. being his emotional support.

on the other hand, he will always listen to your problems and ideas. he loves listening to your voice. you‘ll calm him down whenever he is worked up.

i guess that’s really adorable tbh!

and yes! take him to watch sport games! he will practically do anything you like. he doesn’t complain. so go all in!

like i mentioned earlier, he likes spending time with you in silence but bear with him until he talks nonstop. i’m sure if it’s the right person he even has moments where he becomes super talkative.

like you said, he‘ll definitely spend his sleepless nights with you! eating soba or playing games late at night until you two get too tired to go on.

sir, what if he falls asleep on your shoulder while he was about to tell you how much he loves you. (god i’m soft)

okay okay but! he will definitely bottle things up to the point where he breaks down. he needs to talk about things or he‘ll become really moody.

he absolutely thinks you are funny!! he might even laugh at your jokes! yes yes!

jean!

(this was harder to decide though. i kinda felt like going with eren but i feel like he‘d kinda annoy you lmao)

ok so so so! jean completely is the middle of being not too smart and not extremely dumb. that’s kinda why i chose him haha

but it just fits! he‘d fall hard for you and likes your jokes. i’m sure that’s refreshing to him: someone that can make him laugh.

you said you‘d want someone that wouldn’t be too mean. and i know jean can be harsh sometimes but similar to how he treated marco, he‘d go easy on you

would be the kind of person that thinks of everyone around him as idiots besides you

and show him how smart you are! he‘d be really flustered by someone smart. you challenge him with your brains.

also, he‘d probably be annoyed by someone who brags about being extremely clever but i think you are not that kind of person.

what jean graves the most is some alone time with you! his life is hectic so he‘d do anything for spending long comfortable evenings with you, cuddling or eating snacks.

he‘ll always let you know how much he loves you through words of affirmation and quality time! and god, this man will show you off because he is just so proud to be with you.

jean would surely be super cheesy sometimes when it comes to dates. but will mostly let you decide:)

ah! hope this makes sense. i’m super tired. i will check on spelling mistakes first thing tomorrow but enjoy!

[chaos-and-cookies]

I don’t want to be that one person but I thought the little girl in Valkyrie was dark? I’m pretty sure her brother was dark. But the spray with mercy and Hanan (the little girl) shows her as like light pinkish skin so idk. Also what makes Michael Chu a bad writer in your eyes? I didn’t really like the previous short stories but this one seems okay to me. Just want to know how I can improve my own writing. Sorry for bothering you!

You're not bothering me! Sorry for the late response too, it's been a busy week.

But okay yeah I mean she wasn't exactly dark, she had a bit of a tanned "olive" skin tone yes but I dont recall her being any darker than that. And yes they did make her already fair skin tone, even fairer. But I guess that's just the art style they went with cuz everyone in those sprays are lighter even tho they were pretty pale to begin with. Like yeah mercy is white but she wasn't ghostly white with pink accents like in her sprays 😂

And omggg I could go on forever about how much I hate how incompetent chu is and how he's always backtracking and retconning. Hell, he pretty much rewrote Reaper/Gabe entirely from what he used to be (why a lot of fans think they cancelled the comic for tbh). Gabe was way edgier and hated 76 and just.... so stereotypical and emo it was a joke. Then chu went towards more of how the fans were writing him to be like, u know, a likeable character lmfao. But he also does a lot of weird things like taking out dialogue then saying he "doesn't remember ever writing that" even tho millions of people heard it themselves in game... most popular one I can think of being when they took out the dialogue between reaper and mercy that heavily implied she created the monster that he became. And sometime after that I remember pharmercy fans saying they took out dialogue between them that was kinda shippy (idk much about that one cuz I dont ship them lmao but it is weird they dont rly talk to each other in spawn anymore).

BASICALLY he just...isn't good. He backtracks and rewrites things all the time, even things that you would think would have been set in stone (ex: d.va being the #1 starcraft player). He acts like stuff never existed if he's REALLY trying to erase something from the past lore. And half of the things he writes just doesnt make any sense to begin with! When the game originally launched he put out a piece of lore that clashed what he said directly in an interview (I believe it had to do with Mercy getting Genji after Hanzo "killed" him, don't remember full details atm tho). He also originally said Mei was frozen for 30 years which raised a million and 1 questions by itself, especially how Mercy would have known Mei if it were 30yrs, which made us think Mercy should be about Ana's age and ended up having a huge rabbit hole of conspiracy theories ranging from Mercy being an immortal necromancer to a ton of other things. Then EVENTUALLY I'm talking YEARS later when the Mei short finally got made and released they lowered it waaaaay down to her being frozen for only 9yrs. THATS A LOT LESS THAN THE ORIGINAL 30, CHU.

imma stop myself before I rant way too much, more than I have already lol, but basically, if ur gonna make a story with a ton of characters, make a character page for yourself so u can at least be consistent and coherent so ur fans dont have to make a rabbit hole of conspiracies everytime u decide to chuck a piece of lore towards them whenever things dont add up lmfao