#sorrowlord zathuda huh? wild

[sparring-spirals]

a sign of good parenting is that my conversations with my child should be prefaced by many minutes of "am i being lured to my death? hm no im sure its fine", complete with a concerned friend trailing from a distance. in the dead of night. buy my parenting book now.

[genderlesssinner]

Okay okay okay, e109

Let's fucken go

Ah yes daddy Zathuda was turned into ✨furniture✨

And callomoore slept curled up with Gloamglut, cuties

Ash's comment about the world barely deserving to be saved,,, oof too real Tal

And then Fearne absolutely failing at the call and and giving him a friendship bracelet 😭

Gloamglut being confused about being free and basically asking permission to leave 😭😭

"go spread your legs!" *confused dragon sounds*

Good god Ashley

"For you, he's gonna come back." Assshhhhhghgg dkbxjd

Oh. Oh right. Braius and Nana. Interesting

Tummy Nana smiles.. Spooky

Nana apparently doesn't want the rooms (or at least *her* room) to be sound proof...

Chet talking shit about the other groups,,,, while yes they are, in fact, chuckle fucks but ...... Sir

Tallying favors,,,,, of course of course

Ashley, Travis doing a fake out every time he rolls for Chet Death also stresses me out

"I do know that she's kind of a fickle bitch." Nana speaks the truth yall, RQ is one of my favorite gods but also,,,,, yeah

The rat tails. RAT TAILS. Yall. No. Uh uh.

(right in front of Pate,, Laudna???)

Aaawwwwwwwuh I love Birdie so much

"New plan, if Fearne dies, we all sacrifice ourselves. I don't wanna be furniture." 😂 valid though

Duskhunger,, uh huh I did hear that right mid combat

Black fire cool cool cool extra damage ooooo legendary

Passed down... I wonder if it was a mark of his station / position as Sorrowlord

(brain immediately wanted to type Shadowhand,,,, woop)

Ashton with a sword with black fire..... 👀👀👀👀

As much as I love the aesthetic and the hammer.. Hmm

Suck List *heavy sigh*

Laudna "I'm much healthier now" Orym "no my sword has personal meaning"

Oh Dorian sweet sweet boy

*Dorian has no idea what's happening* Ash: I'm the only one that almost died its fine. Laudna: Nana Morri would rather you do it here where it's safe

I am crying guys

A tiny bit sad cause that harp was gorgeous but like those buff tho

"Let's find all Matt's best NPCs and eat them." turned into bells hells destroying the other campaign PCs to all of Exandria and I can't with these dummies sometimes

"Dorian or the funnel" "Yes"

I can't help but wonder how different things would be if Vox Machina had had someone who could minimize the time dilation from the Fae realm... *sighs sadly*

Let's go talk to the Matron fuck yeah let's goooo Laudy

I'm looking forward to another experience in the Matron's main temple

I don't think the Matron would be the other god that wants to leave. I don't think I would be surprised but I don't think she's the most likely to want to leave

"I been dodging this bitch for a while so I'm gonna hide"

"Tell that to FCG" MATTHEW.

Oh no he actually made her roll for it

A 0 yall, damn.

IT IS HER HELL YEAH Liev'tel my girl

YES THIS IS WHAT I HOPED FOR. SWIM IN THE BLOOD LAUDNA. DO IT.

YOUR TURN MARISHA.

Oh oh we're doing this as a group aight let's GO

I wonder how Dorian's Unending Breath is gonna affect his experience here, if it does

Ooh Orym don't panic they're fiiiiine

Whoa Orym okay then

Ooooo solo experience then

Wild but tracks

Oh god for the first time literally ever that has to Amp up the panic so much-

"this is what the satanic panic was afraid of-" 😂😂

Oooh my sweet blue boy

Oh no okay they are together

The strands of fate yaaaaaalllllll

THE FACT THAT IT'S MARISHA TO TOUCH IT AND SHE GOT A FEATHER IM totally normal about this mhm

"Thrice have you sought me.. Why?"

Screaming

Okay look I love her and I know this is kind of her Thing but why did we let Laudna lead this

Oooooohhh boy okay okay

So much to take in. I have no idea how this conversation is gonna go

Doorriiiaaaannn babyyy

Oh Ashton okay. Fair but uh. Uh oh

I guess we're doing this like that huh

Yes Orym fight for Vax 😭😭😭

Oooh oh no - Opal

Imogen's speech about all the others ♥️♥️♥️😭

Oh no Fearne - Opal 😭

WAIT MERCER WHAT THE FUCK THAT'S MEAN AS FUUUUCCK

THAT MAP THO HOLY SHIT

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAA

Oh my gods

Well. I guess one in particular huh?

Okay, Intiative.

Braius, Dorian, Laudna, Liliana, Vespin, Opal, Chet, Orym, Fearne, Ashton, Imogen

Oooh Doriaaannnn he's gonna make me cry before this is overrrr

Ohh good thinking about the Threads Marisha smart

Making the soft boys and Fearnie fight their friend is so mean and then you got Imogen having to fight her mom too like damn Matt

Oohh nnooo not drider opal noo

TIME STOP?? MATT. WHAT.

What the fuck. Awful. Hate.

Aaaaand this is why this ep is call Test of Fate, isn't it. Hate hate hate

Oh well this sounds like there rolling wonderfully

Matt you cannot make us feel bad for Vespin right now I refuse

Lightening titties, go 😂😂

Yaaaaassss zap them fuckers

Ooh fuck yeah I love the Wormhole Strike that's my favorite thing he does I think

ASH CAN DRAG BITCHES THROUGH THE PORTAL??? HILARIOUS

So many Smites. So many.

Cool move with the thunderwave Dorian

I get distracted during combat yall, sorry. It's midnight and I end up just vibing but listening

Matthew motherfucken Mercer. No.

Ooooohhhhhh and Orym gets the hdywtdt

Okay okay and he did non lethal? I assume. But she still go bye bye. No more drider. Yeesh

Oh. There's a edge. Hate

The Matron is Lady Gaga, confirmed.

"The monkey is going to throw flaming poop at the man who is responsible for the Calamity.. "

"We are kicking him while he's down."

That fucking chain lightening. Holy shit. 51 damage.

Oh no Ash woof okay jeezus. Almost fell into the abyss

LIGHTENING TITTIES. SEE.

Shimmies out of existence 🤣 jazz hands and all

Taaalllll "who's your other character?" you hush

He's seeing Opal memoriesssss noooooo aaaaaa 😭

But she's in the Hellcatch Valley! That's good! This is illusory!!

Laudna

Um

Uh.

Hm.

Good bad idea?

Okay okay okay we most certainly got the Matron's attention now

Imogen only got stunned,,, I was expecting worse

Orym reminds me of Link a lot sometimes man. Has anyone done that? Is that a thing? Has the crossover happened?

Sooo that happened

But now we just have to deal with a likely pissed off goddess

Parallel opinions, huh. I guess it is her

She took off the mask

She took off the mask

Holy shit

I need someone else to put in to words why it makes so much sense for her to be tired of being a god; I cannot my brain is soup

Ooohhh right right no I should have known she couldn't see Vax's fate; I'm pretty sure we knew that

He is stuck in the marble and sufferingggg my booyyyyyyyy 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Ah.. The other gods want to fight - as the Arch Heart said: Calamity 2.0.

The Arch Heart is bored, wants to leave before they cause more damage. The Matron just wants to let fate do it's thing and not intervene

Hm. So destroying the gods would just let Exandria's natural cycle restore itself.

Asking why - wizards and hubris, man.

Interesting that the previous god helped her to take his place

"I'll be seeing you soon enough."

HER MASK?????

I'm sorry. What.

She just gave them a calling card. Wow okay

Chet is so the one to literally try to bargain with the god of death

If she dies or whatever happens to gods

Maybe Vax would finally really be at peace

I'm sure he's made his peace with how his story went, the choices he made; but he could finally rest

Oh I can't think about that too much I'll cry

Vax was the one who surprised her I'm gonna ccrrryyy

Oh not these fuckers do not give them a beacon

The gods don't even know what they are. Hm. Maybe the Kryn's story of the beacons origin is true

Laudy's thread is silver. Interesting. But changes and merges. Huh. They're changing her.

And Laudna was nekkid that whole time 🤣

Lots of interesting conversations today. I'm sure I missed stuff but that's why we rewatch. See yall next week -

Don't forget to love each other ♥️