#soreewy stealing my frens saying.. i was not born to be a dilf 😔

[bucket-of-amethyst]

Top 5 dad jokes

Look look this took a good while to reply bc it's HARD since as someone who english is not their native language, most dad jokes i know are in portuguese and I CAN'T TRANSLATE PROPERLY

I for real spent my day thinking if i knew any dad jokes in english on top of my head and I'm drawing a blank EXEPT for:

MY EX WIFE STILL MISSES ME!

BUT

HER AIM

IS GETTING BETTER

(i did not mean to only reply to gravity falls stuff for lists i couldn't think of anything - it was a coincidence, a happy coincidence)