#sophiana + tiertice angst + kotlcrew is mentally ill + missed pun opportunities

[gay-otlc]

Exile Recap

Completely accurate, as always

Sophie calls Biana beautiful (she doesn't give Keefe or Fitz, her actual canon love interests, as romantic an introduction)

Sophie is Weirded Out (justifiably) by the fact that her friends went to her funeral

Elves gave us chocolate cake. I would like to personally thank the elf responsible for this.

Dizznee family supremacy

Stina is a Sophiana shipper

Sophie is gay for Biana, still

All of the Vackers are gay (their house has rainbow trees all around it)

Biana is gay for Sophie (red is definitely your color <3)

Elves canonically have rainbow fire, pride arson is a definite possibility and definitely something Fintan has done at least once.

Speaking of Fintan, he's a dramatic gay villain and good for him.

Shannon missed a dad joke opportunity ("Sir Tiergan" "Just Tiergan" "Hi, just Tiergan") which is very disappointing honestly

Tiergan deserves a pay raise for putting up with Sophie pining for Fitz

Sophie Foster, teen prodigy, teaches us that breathing is a good sign.

Tiergan spent the last thirteen years trying to heal a broken line and was that line really necessary Shannon. Did you really need to hurt me like that Shannon

Also, kudos to Tiergan for not being (justifiably) obnoxious when Alden's mind broke, because I would not have been able to show that kind of restraint

Tiergan has been to Exile. Which holds a LOT of angsty tiertice implications.

Keefe has heard Bronte laugh, apparently? And Bronte sounds like a freaked out banshee when he laughs.

It's a wonder Sophie didn't find out Tiergan was in the black swan sooner, he is terrible at keeping that secret

The world needs more Sophie & Amy content

Give Dex therapy 2022

Sophie has severe trich she needs help

Cassius is a dick, Dadwin supremacy

Dex might be gay for Keefe

CASSIUS IS A DICK, DADWIN SUPREMACY

The Black Swan, Sophie included, are fruity

While the Black Swan wasn't responsible for Jolie's death, she almost died at one of their game nights because that shit gets intense

Shannon missed another pun opportunity with the "part horse" thing. smh