#soooo this is a lil jank

[moosegoose150]

Charlie Kelly Is In Control!

This has been stuck in my head for over a month now so I HAD to make it

It’s my first time editing,, really anything, so it’s a bit sloppy and oh man the video quality has been through the ringer but here we are

[tabikuntz]

My name’s Misty, Misty Lynn. When I became a stripper the club manager had me change it to Diamond. Can you believe that ? Always getting it rough too. Straight up. I’m a straight girl from the sticks. Just a lil’ ol’ town you ain’t never heard of. I’m not much : cheap white trailer trash, dumb and horny and His. The blonde ain’t even real, just how they bleached my head in the bimbo brain change. Like they gave me a double switch, y’know ? Shit, they really did a number on little Miss Misty. I’m wet and hot and horny all the time now. Uh huh. And like soooo omigawd stupid ?! Feels like I always been. Like I have only thought I could think, but shucks, I guess I was wrong wrong wrong ! I’m just like I’ve always been now. Never getting no good grades or nothing. Like I’ve always been bad at school, ditzy and dreamy and dumb. As dumb as a brain-damaged retard who can’t do no math and never learned to read or write none. I don’t want to. I just want fucked. Like I am now. All fucked-up, duck lips, tatted-up, with a bald cunt, pierced ears and belly and tits and clit, needing a Man in my life to straighten me out, reborn in a backwater cult of Cum and Dumb with my head all janked like a snatch. Like such a bimbo. Yes, sir, that’s Misty Lynn Diamond, 21, just. Just Daddy’s dumb little girl all my life like I was borned made up dumbed-down for Big Daddy. Believing in God and Cuntry and Men as a real Cuntry girl. And so proud to be ! Just like all the time confessing my little soft hot wet need for firm hard big tough rough strong well-hung studs so handsome... mm ! Ending up on my knees, or on my back, or bent over a table, getting His forgiveness given me, my titties spilling all out of my go-to-meet-Him dress. Hope I got a good load between my thighs. Cause I live to be a mommy. Cause that’s sure how it goes for girls like me born to be breeder baby factories just like Mama. Getting all knocked-up from like I dunno when. And just so dumb, I can’t think, cause it hurts to think. I want to have a baby bump give me pregnancy brain and take it all away and leave me with just MILF tits while I just smile and nod and agree with every Man who knows better than a bimbo like me. Cause I’m just an airhead; such a ditz; totally flunking out, dropping out, just giving up. Shit yeah. All those bimbo things. Like how Daddy had me just admit my many learning problems in front of everyone. How I had the whole church stare at my stretched-out low-cut teen tits gone all milk jugs that one summer while talking tales about my slut red thong I left off forgot like a bimbo one choir practice (— I always could sing like an angel.) And how I have to for sure always hurry up tell everyone I meet “Daddy says I’m just dumb— so please think for me.” Because I’m Misty, a girl who needs a Man to think for her, and I always have. Because I’m a hick bitch with dumb tits, and that’s how I’m gonna stay. Hoping and praying to find a Man to take me and make me his trophy housewife. Spreading my legs for every one; helping all those hard-ons; being a good cumcatcher, simple and easy. And not worrying about a thing but looking good. With men and clothes and cock and makeup and cum and shoes and sex on my head, and that’s all ! But most of the time just men. Cause they are so hard !

[meitanreax]

day 4

hi bebu!!

hope you have a good day exploring town tomorrow!! im excited to see what tea and little sights u see ^__^ please send some photos and tea over hehe! i love you lots !! so much, forever, more than anything, with all my heart!!! <3 _ <3 every letter is one step closer to seeing u!! we only have 10 days left WOOO after tomorrow we’ll be in the single digits ^.^

im excited to call u tomorrow!!! also THANKS FOR ADDING SONGS TO THE PLAYLIST LOL majority is still me so u should catch up:3 ive been listening to clear & our playlist next to you, nonstop!!! im probably gonna listen to it a lot too the next day since it’s gonna be a 7-8 hour drive back to my cousin’s house...RIP

so in response to ur challenge: i want u to draw us on the phone talking to each other, u with pupy and me with buny!! or us in japan or us reuniting in the airport...LOL theres a lot of options but ^_^ HEHE U CAN CHOOSE!! here’s my doodle for the first prompt :3 pls send me ur photo when u r done!! i look forward to it!! 

ok!! so here’s for my day!! so i woke up around 530 am cuz of jet lag..and cuz i slept at like 930 LOL so it wasnt too bad!!! i got breakfast and stuff and then left the hotel around ~945 am? here’s some photos before i left!

this is the little garden/plaza in front!! p cute!!!  so literally....like i said our 4 hour drive ended up taking...7 hours..LOL we arrived at like 445 instead of ~130-2 RIP LOL but like i said!! everything that couldve went wrong on the trip, went wrong!! and i was like wtf hmph!!! first the baby yacked, so it was YACK SEAT, and then it was a flat tire!! like bro!! and i kept needing to pee, even worse!!

omg also on the road there was A BUNCH OF “road work ahead” signs and i literally thot of drew gooden’s “road work ahead? uh YEAH, i sure HOPE it does” LOOOL and there was like another sign that said “end road work” and i was like NOOO THE ROAD IS BROKEN NOW LOL

here r some photos i took on the road! we drove through a bunch of little towns idk what was going on and it sucked the road was literally one lane the entire way...LOL and we passed by the ocean at one point!! it was really pretty

we finally arrived around ~445!!! i took some photos of the place we’re at. it’s a place called vigan (pronounced like vegan LMAO) and we’re staying at a bed and breakfast...the wifi is hella jank so i ended up using the fucking hotspot again RIP..oh well at least it works p well ^_^ LOL

i ended up getting my own room with ez!! so i can talk and stuff and do whatever without my parents being loud or annoying LOL (fcking thank god) 

so after we settled down and stuff, we went out to walk around, and see the cobblestone areas, cuz this town is supposed to be an old spanish settlement so they made it more like europe and added cobble stones and stuff, and there are some spanish architecture here!! it’s SOOOO fricking humid though and im fucking DYING i literally started sweating 2 minutes out there

i think this town was actually one of the coolest ive been to in the philippines!! anyways yeah we just walked around looked at the streets and stuff. there was a bunch of horse drawn carriages o.0 and like a lot of tourist pop up shops LOL bro i got annoyed at some r00d filipinos who kept walking in when i was trying to take a photo!! i literally sighed so loud and they looked at me so i think they got the hint LOL ;-; 

but anyways, we walked around, got some water at a 7/11 and i got nutella bueno snacks and pepero and ferero rocher :3 i wanted to get cup noodle but im like hMMM LOL 

here r some cute photos of me that i took today LOL ^.^ just in case u missed my face hehe ( i sure hope u do!! )

after walking around and stuff, bro...we walked to a church and theyre like leTS go InSIDE LOL and im jsut ??? EVERYONE STARTED KNEELING AND PRAYING LOL and im like uh...ok..so i just walked around like i was looking around instead of prayign LKDSJLFKDj dude i found the lil chair the priest sits in during confession and i was gunna sit in it until my dad yelled at me and i was like o

ok

LMFAOOO ;-; i thot it was funny cuz i was speaking through the screen like “helLloOOO” LOL my fucking dumb ass dude!!!

we went back towards the place we were staying at, and then ended up across this cute lil cafe!! 

i also found a CUTE japanese cafe called sweets forest or something and the inside was soo cute there were little vines and flowers everywhere and fairy lights and a little neon sign and i was like sigh ;-; just like cali..and they had japanese crepes!! i wanted to go but my mom was like no we go to church n i was like wtf LOL

but yah across this cafe was a lil bakery, and i got coconut/taro mix ice cream in a lil tub and it was p good!! i gotta say!!

we walked back to our hotel now and now im just chillen here waiting for u hehe :D gonna shower and stuff then just relax!!! excited to talk to u !! thanks for putting in time to wake up early just to talk to me ;_; i rlly appreciate it bebu!!!

ok for tomorrow’s challenge:

do the piccrew drawing :3 LOL also! take photo(s) of something interesting in the town and tell me fun facts or something interesting about it o.0 give me some information!!! be the tour guide :D

thanks for making the break more bearable bebu!! love u so much!! it really warms my heart knowing how much effort we’re both putting into making this work over this long break ;_; im really glad i get to see you soon and i rlly rlly look forward to it!!!! hehe IM EXCITED FOR THE TEAS TOO AND THEN ALSO JUST HOLDING U IN PERSON <3

i love you so much!! forever!! MORE THAN ANYTHING WITH ALL MY HEART BABY!!! i love you soo much!! T-10 DAYS LEFT!!! we got this!!!! POWER THROUGH!!!!!