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I think it's a genuine crime how much I've drawn pickle inspector without actually reading problem sleuth

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The making of a raid

Pickle Inspector

Looking up at the clock, you make ready for your meeting with Eridan Ampora. You've already let front desk know to welcome him when he arrives and that you are expecting him.  You've made some coffee, though you have preparations for tea at the ready...always good to have both on hand.  You think you even have hot chocolate if it comes to it.  Good to be prepared. The recent events are still fresh on your mind. Hell they're even fresh in your clothes considering you still smell smoke.  Gangwars are on the horizon, all hell about to break lose.  It was going to take a lot to keep the city from being thrown into absolute chaos, so the opportunity to take an offensive strike at one side seemed beneficial.  If only to have it be one less firebombed locale when the gangs get ahold of it, and to show that the law isn't just being completely idle. You sit at your desk and take a pull from your own coffee mug as you wait for Ampora to arrive.  Always the mystery of what information is about to be given. For all you know, it could just be idle rumors and nothing substantial.  But any lead is a worthwhile lead. 

Eridan Ampora

You aren't going to be early but on time. You are dressed okay, not your usual, your hair is a little out of place, you look like you are lacking sleep. And it isn't a lot, but this are the dead giveaways that you feel out of your depth. You are about to start gambling with your life and a single mistake here could make you lose. But a war has started, and you aren't letting Scratch use you in it. You have to cut ties now. You bring a back with the letter that Scratch sent you, and other papers of the multiple times you scheduled his announcement. You have with you the blackmail evidence as well, but that you will show if the situation gets desperate. You ask at the front and they tell you were. You have been here before but for entire different reasons, and this time you knock on the Inspector's office and wait for the cue to go in. This is it.

Pickle Inspector

"Come in." you say as you stand with as much pep your voice can muster, but if Eridan was looking a bit out of his depth then you likely match him quite well as you hadn't had much time between running fire assist and roping off scenes and organizing officers.  You are quite certain you would count as an energy drink for a vampire what with how much caffiene you likely have in your system right now. Still, no time for dilly dallying.  You extend out your hand for a handshake as Ampora enters.  "Thank you for taking the time to come in."

Eridan Ampora

You give him a handshake quick "Thank you for having me so soon... This is urgent but I won't repeat myself more than that." and then take a seat. You both look terrible and that is whatever you think.  Your fins are down resting neatly down, which makes you look like some sort of sad puppy dog constantly. "Is there a procedure for this or should I just go for it? I hope you understand what I'm about to tell you might sound crazy... but well... I don't know where else to go." You hope you aren't laying it too thick, but hell, the line between pretending to be nervous and actually being nervous blended for you a long time ago. You browse through your bag, knowing where everything is, just trying to make the motions. You take out a record inside it's paper case and neatly put it on the table.  'Angel's Lounge commercial' marked on the side on black with multiple dates. "This is..." You catch your own words in your throat. No, not yet. "Have you heard this one?"

Pickle Inspector

"Considering some of the madness that takes place in this city, you'd be surprised how sane you may sound." you say with a chuckle as you make your way back to your seat, extending an arm towards a chair for Eridan to sit if she wishes.  "But no, there generally is no procedure...please go at a pace you are comfortable with." As he places the case on the table, you look it over. Seems part n parcel for the tapes you have seen. Commercial reel, Angel's Lounge.  The name somewhat sounds familiar but you aren't sure if it is because you heard the advertisement of because you  had heard the name on the street.  "I believe so...a smoking lounge if I recall right?"

Eridan Ampora

"That is the cover. It's in neutral territory. But it isn't..." You take one last deep breath. "Doctor Scratch himself, leader of the Felt, came to the radio station a few months ago and pressure me to work for him. All I had to do was to play that ad for his... bar. It is a bar, which is why the ad asks you to ask for 'Angel'. It's all a cover up... And I would be fine, we all would be fine. And if I told anybody I was going to-" Get exposed. Unimportant really. "And with word of the street of upcoming confrontations I couldn't take the risk to be stuck with it."(edited)

Pickle Inspector

At the mention of Scratch himself, your eyebrows raise.  It was rare, the leader of the Felt engaging in any activity on his own...and not just delegating it to an underling.  This isn't the first time you've had a tip to a speakeasy, but for one to be in the neutral territories and to have such a backer...that certainly was interesting. You nod.  A couple questions come to mind that make you suspect this is not the entire tale. After all, the ad seemed innoculous enough why the need for such a thread to begin with...but you opt to not ask them quite yet. "I see.  Well, I can definitely say that is certainly something of interest to me and mine.  Do you have any documents of the contract for the advertisement? Reciepts for who paid for the airspace?"  Better to ask for evidence before trying to nitpick his story.

Eridan Ampora

To that you give him the envelope Scratch himself sent you. It contains the script for the ad,  and instructions that say: 'Mr. Ampora, please see enclosed what you will need for the ad. Keep it light and friendly, as discussed previously with my employer. Kind regards, J . H .'. You make a face by looking at it, clear distaste as it mere sight. For the first time in the conversation your fins show themselves fully just to go into resting position once you take your sight out of the letter. "I didn't want to give him the space, no matter the payment. You don't mess with gangs, we were booked due festivities anyway and well october fall back. Particularly mine...  He said the bar was someone of his debt, that he wanted a secret why he was doing this and I wans't in the best state of mind after the fog and the coma. Being in a room alone with that man..." You snarl. "Nothing more than that really, would have been banished off the books if hell didn't break loose."

Pickle Inspector

You put on a glove before picking up the envelope. Not that it will matter much, all that you know of Scratch is that the man may as well not have fingerprints.  But, better safe than sorry.  Reading it over, your eyes dart the letter.  J.H....enough for you to likely know the name but frustratingly vague enough for deniability.

Still, that wasn't going to stop you from pulling down the sales records of who bought that building, who owned the lease, and who all funded its creation...there was at least a strong chance if you can't nail Scratch himself you could take a stab into some of his organizations holdings and support. You glance over to Eridan.  "Could you describe him? What he looked like? Scratch that is."  You have no doubt it is him, but the confirmation is always nice.  "I have no plans on having you testify, I assure you.  This is more for my own curiosity."

Eridan Ampora

It sure is a good thing you decided to wear gloves yourself, for entire different reasons that is. Your hands aren't to be seen in their current state. You don't smile but you look visibly less tense at that last part. Good, the less entangled you can get in this mess the better. "Well Inspector..." You refresh your memory, not that you have forgotten, but is to organize yourself. "Short,  human, mismatched eyes, one green one not. Small scar on his face, left side I think... where the skin meets the hairline, and no hair, shaved to the skull if I'm not mistaken... was wearing a suit." You are satisfied how this is turning out. The entire thing that is, but its too soon to celebrate, it won't be over until you are out of this office.  Of one of the best investigators in the city none the less. "Do you require anything else?"(edited)

Pickle Inspector

Another read of the paper, then a slow lookover the reel of the dates and times.  A few questions were certainly on your mind...sadly.  Did you doubt the truthfulness of his story? No, you have no doubt the interraction is honest. And you have no doubt as well this speakeasy is as he describes it...though you will have to work double-time to see about trying to hook the Felt's involvement in it before they hide their trails. "I think I'm mostly good, though just to check, you are the owner of the station?"

Eridan Ampora

"Not completely no. But you could easily say that I feel they would fall apart if I wasn't around. Even before I was allowed to have a show I've worked there." You still have a boss, you still have obligations, but details get fuzzy when you are also management. And those two particularly are aware of how much you actually direct the entire place, you don't own the radio station but you sure control it. "There are other two people who make decisions with me, but I have a big say on everything that goes."

Pickle Inspector

You pull out a sheet of paper to scribble down some notes.  If Eridan glances over, its simply time and dates from the reel along with the name of the locale and such.  If there is anything else on your mind, it doesn't show on your expression. A pause. "Ah! My manners. I'm sorry. Would you like coffee? Or some scones? Tea? I apologize, I meant to ask that at the start..."

Eridan Ampora

Your guard down? Nope. But... "Scones would be nice, do you have muffins? I guess that's asking too much. Scones and tea would do, any tea." You close your bag. And here is the question of grace, the important one that otherwise you are going to have to pry out of your relationships. "Is it... possible for me to know when the crackdown happens... I would like to have my brother out of the area just in case."

Pickle Inspector

A blink, then a puzzled glance.  "I....might?"  You lean over and rummage through one of your bags.  "I don't suppose banana muffins are a thing you find suitable?"  with that, a wrapped muffin is placed on your desk.  Chances are you would have forgotten to eat it for lunch anyways really. Writing down a few more notes, the question is pondered as you pull together a few other thoughts and hunches.  "I believe something can be arranged to give you a forewarning Mister Ampora."  The detail of him having a brother is noted, something to be considered later among other things.   "I'd rather you have a chance to keep yourself and your close ones out of harms way if possible.  That said, and this is a very far what if considering who is involved...if we are able to link this all back to the Felt and Scratch, would you consider testifying?"

Eridan Ampora

"Oh no this are good, trust me I'm a sucker for anything sweet, thank you ."  You are wolfing that muffin down, oh it so  good. Quite indecent of you, but that's how you roll. Your sweet tooth takes the best out of you. You swallow and clean  your mouth with a handkerchief before you answer to anything else however. "I would be very thankful. I know two of my loved and hated ones will be kept informed of everything due their jobs but well not everyone I know is in the force." One last bite, this one however you answer without the elegance showed not so much as 20 seconds ago. "If I'm not kidnapped or killed by then..." Another bite. "I probably will. But I'll wait to see how the panorama goes before giving a definitive answer." Bite, and done, what a good muffin.

Pickle Inspector

You nod.  "Understandable. If things do get to that point, we'll definitely be doing what we can to keep you safe.  Officer Piexes speaks quite fondly of you.  Officer Zahhak...not at all. But I'm sure the sentiment is there." There is a slight smirk to your expession as you say it.

You finish writing and turn the paper to Eridan. "This is more just you agreeing to release the letter and tape over. It will not be brought up in any situation save for if someone tries to argue that these things were forged or coerced from you.  Other than that your involvement will be left to an absolute miminum unless permission from you is granted."

Eridan Ampora

Your fins move up and down at mention of both, you are satisfied with both mentions actually. You did that. The smug expression in your face is a good change from all the previous stress. Huh. You take out your fountain pen from your bag and sign where it's necessary. "Good." Actually give him one of your short smiles before it goes back to your serious expressions. "Thank you  Mister Ingleton. I hope we can talk again when its not urgent." You doubt so.

Pickle Inspector

"It'd be nice wouldn't it. We keep encountering one another when the stakes are high don't we."  There is a chuckle but the tone sounds more tired than amused.  "Once again, thank you for this lead.   We'll definitely be looking into this post haste.  If anything else comes up, please do not hesitate to get in touch with me again." The papers are put away, and you realize by the time the tea is done steeping there would be that awkwardness of you both standing about with business finished already.  So instead you offer your hand to shake it again, inwardly hoping the tea request is not something Ampora was really hoping for.

Eridan Ampora

You wish you could just sit down and have tea with someone but you have to go, you both are busy, you both have to prepare, and with the wheels in motion on your end you are ready to get Sollux and company ready. "I will." You shake his hand again, this time softer than the entrance one. "I'll be going now. Busy day...Good luck, Inspector." He is going to need it. And with that you exit calmly. Very calmly. It's not until you are at least a block away from the police department that you start celebrating for a few seconds. Fuck yeah.

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My Favorite Top 10 Movie Comedy Scenes

Presently this is certainly an extreme one. I truly don't have the foggiest idea why I am endeavoring this at everything except I think it should be finished. There have been such a large number of incredibly, entertaining scenes and I figure I would be neglectful in the event that I in any event didn't attempt to make reference to the ones that made me snicker the hardest during my lifetime. I might likewise want to include that since I may cherish a scene in a film, doesn't block that I would place the film itself in my Top 10 rundown ever. Thus, I will simply make reference to a portion of the numerous scenes that I have adored and afterward attempt to place them in my request for inclination. Wish me karma!!  https://putlocker-online.com/genres The Marx Brothers have had such a large number of scenes that have made me laugh out loud throughout the years and still till this day. The popular stateroom scene from Monkey Business which occurred on a boat was a visual joy. They were stowaways on the boat so they couldn't give the individuals access charge realize they were there. They had repairmen, house keepers, food administration and every other person you could consider in the room simultaneously. Before the finish of the scene there must be in any event at least 20 individuals all crushed into that small room and it was one of the exemplary scenes in any satire film. At that point you had the agreement scene in A Night At The Opera that was splendidly composed and conveyed by Groucho and Chico. "You can't trick me, there ain't no mental soundness condition". A Day At The Races had a couple of my preferred Marx Brothers scenes in it. The race itself toward the end, the assessment of Margaret Dumont's character by Doctor Hackenbush and the young men and the telephone scene with Groucho driving Mr. Whitmore insane by utilizing confusion.

In the film Bruce Almighty there is a scene in which Jim Carrey is making Steve Carell, who landed the position as anchorman that he needed, botch during the news. He utilizes his freshly discovered forces to make him jibber jabber for what appeared to be around 5 minutes. At the point when I saw that scene in the motion pictures I giggled so hard that I actually dropped out of my seat. I was biting the dust.

In the film It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World there were a perpetual measure of dynamite scenes however the one that murdered me the most was the scene where Jonathan Winters annihilates the service station. The explanation being, the two chaperons had tied him up with conduit tape on the grounds that Phil Silvers had persuaded them that he was insane and it would be for their own security. The reality of the situation was he needed Winter's character off the beaten path while he went for the cash that everybody was scanning for in the film. Probably the best satire ever. On the off chance that you haven't seen it, help yourself out and get it or lease it and afterward watch it. You will dismiss your moron head. I realize that I did and still do each time I see it. Besides the cast of parody stars in the film were a rundown of's who in the satire business. On the off chance that you weren't in the film back, at that point, at that point you weren't viewed as applicable in the satire world.

My preferred scene in the film There's Something About Mary was the scene with the pooch and Matt Dillon. He unintentionally slaughtered the canine and attempts to breath life into him back by utilizing the light electric harmony and kicking off him. That was crazy and I snickered until I hurt at that one. The film was amusing and had many, numerous interesting scenes. I despite everything flinch each time I watch the scene where Ben stalls out in his zipper...OUCH!! An extraordinary Ben Stiller vehicle that I thought was additionally novel.

The supper scene in the revamp of The Nutty Professor with Eddie Murphy was absurd. He played 4 unique characters in that scene and the outcome was brilliant. A really extraordinary acting accomplishment and incredible cosmetics for the characters. On the off chance that you didn't know ahead of time that they were all Eddie, you could never have suspected it. "Hercules, Hercules, Hercules!"

In Monty Python's, The Holy Grail, the blade battle scene with the Black Knight and Sir Arthur at the extension (None Shall Pass) was certainly amusing. He gradually removes the appendages individually of the Black Knight yet it doesn't appear to bother him by any means. Rather he challenges him considerably more and continues egging Sir Arthur on. "It's only a substance wound. Return here and I'll chomp your kneecap off".

The nation club party scene in Caddyshack was amusing, particularly in the event that you were a Rodney Dangerfield fan. He had such huge numbers of interesting jokes and wouldn't quit provoking Ted Knight's character. That film gave Rodney an entire second vocation and another age of fans. "Hello, who stepped on a duck?"

In Jerry Lewis' film The Big Mouth, there is a scene where Charlie Callas is in a telephone stall chatting with his chief and he sees Jerry Lewis' character, whom he however he executed, run by him and he snaps during the call. His outward appearances were so rubbery and the sounds impacts that came out of his mouth were so exceptionally interesting. Nobody else could ever have the option to do that without any difficulty.

Dwindle Sellers was a splendid comedic on-screen character and I just adored his Inspector Clouseau character as the blundering analyst that consistently appeared to arrive on his feet and settle the case. The scene in Return Of the Pink Panther where he camouflages himself as a dental specialist with the goal that he can keep an eye on Inspector Dreyfus at the château is insane. He manages chuckling gas to Herbert Lom's character and the two of them get into a snickering fit as Clouseau attempts to pull his awful tooth. As a watcher, it is extremely infectious to watch without roaring with laughter yourself. Also his mask is softening during the scene. Amusing, clever, entertaining.

My preferred parody film ever was Mel Brook's The Producers and the scene I adored the most in it was during the Broadway play of 'Springtime for Hitler'. Kenneth Mars' character of the writer German fighter, Franz, gets truly furious that everybody is chuckling at a play he composed as a tribute for Hitler. He goes up in front of an audience and begins to advise everybody to quit chuckling. As he begins you hear somebody thump him on the head from behind the drapery and you hear a boisterous crash since he was all the while wearing his protective cap. That doesn't stop him. He continues with his announcement. "What is this infant. The Fuhrer never said child. The Fuhrer was benevolent. The Fuhrer was quite delicate. Ordinarily the Fuhrer would state to me, Franz...OW!" he crumples and they drag him away from under the window ornament. The deferred response of being hit on the head and him saying Ow is amusing as damnation. I love that film so a lot and Mr. Creeks won an Oscar for Best Screenplay for that one.

Woody Allen has had such a large number of magnum opus comedies during his distinguished profession however one of my preferred scenes was in perhaps the most punctual undertaking, Sleeper. His character had been solidified cryogenically for a long time and is defrosted soon yet he is still not adjusted to the new condition yet is still sort of out of it, in a manner of speaking. He is in a wheelchair and is moving around the lab with an interesting face on that is inestimable to watch and turning over individuals' feet and striking into things. Likewise the scene in a similar film where he masks himself as a robot and at a gathering the individuals are feeling this sphere, which gets you high, and he is giving it around for them and getting high himself. That is tremendous.

A to some degree ongoing film, Borat, had a scene that I giggled at hard when I saw it. The scene when he is battling and wrestling, while bare, with this man, and they end up in the gathering focus of the lodging where a show is being held. Gracious my God, that was so crazy to see. Watching the individuals at the show's countenances as the battle followed was so extraordinary. Exceptionally interesting film and altogether different than some other parody before it. Another one of a kind satire film.

Quality Wilder and Richard Pryor were so extraordinary together and had incredible science. In the film Stir Crazy, all the scenes in the jail were amusing. The superintendent is attempting to break them and places them in dreadful circumstances to attempt to convince Wilder to ride for him at the rodeo rivalry between his jail and his companion's jail. At the point when he places them in a little cell with a mammoth mass killer, I giggled until I cried viewing their response to their pickle.

In Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein, the scene in the manor where Dracula, Frankenstein and The Wolfman are for the most part pursuing them from space to room was one of my preferred interesting scenes when I was a child. To watch the beasts that used to startle all of us as children, act in a satire with the clever parody group, was so extraordinary and exciting simultaneously. I could just envision the impact they more likely than not had making that film.

I can't generally compose the entirety of my good notices here in light of the fact that it would be excessively hard without broadly expounding on every one so I will simply give you my Top rundown as well as can be expected and you can consider yours.

In this way, after much pondering here is all the better I could do:

My Favorite Top 10 Comedy Movie Scenes

1. The corner store scene from It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World

2. The pooch restoring scene from that point's Something About Mary

3. The jabbering communicate scene from Bruce Almighty

4. The telephone stall scene from The Big Mouth

5. The giggling gas scene from Return Of The Pink Panther

6. The wrestling scene from Borat

7. The assessment scene from A Day At The Races

8. The play scene from The Producers

9. The dark knight scene from The Holy Grail

10. The supper scene from The Nutty Professor

I trust one of your top picks was on my rundown. Trust me, that was extremely difficult to do in light of the fact that there have been such a large number of interesting scenes and I am certain that I am overlooking a great deal of them yet I attempted to put the ones up that made me chuckle the hardest throughout the years. Good karma attempting to limit your top picks down to a Top 10 and as usual, a debt of gratitude is in order for perusing from, THE COMEDY TORNADO!!

Paul Venier has been a performer since he was 9 years of age. An artist turned humorist who has been performing live for over 35 years. He despite everything performs for a large number of individuals every week everywhere throughout the nation, has a CD out of Original music called 'Preferred Late Over Never', 3 Comedy Videos out in which