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samadhifired · 1 year ago
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Since S4 hinted that Nezha, Erlang Shen and Princess Iron Fan used to be some kind of elite warrior trio... Do you think Nezha and Erlang were invited to DBK and PIF's wedding?
No... not invited. Tricked.
I'm willing to bet my head that when PIF ran away to be with DBK, no one in Celestial Realm realised what had happened. After all, the mere idea of a Celestial Warrior falling in love with an enemy is just way too absurd to even consider. They probably assumed that she had lost a battle and DBK had captured her. As a trophy, so to speak.
And who would the Heavens send to rescue one of their greatest warriors? Naturally, the two other warriors who are equally as skilled!
So Nezha and Erlang are sent to rescue their sister-in-arms. But instead of a battle, they find very annoyed looking PIF waiting for them at the gates of the DBK's lair.
"What took you two so long?"
"Of course, you managed to rescue yourself... Well, let’s draw a teleportation circle and go ho-."
"The only thing you two will be doing is getting in and change. We are already late."
"... Late from what?"
"My wedding. We have already been postponing it over a day because you two were taking your sweet time. Do you have any idea how embarrassing it would be to get married without any of the bride’s family present?”
"Wait… You are getting married?! With whom? The Demon Bull King?"
"Naturally. Now chop-chop. My beloved is getting impatient."
Their presense probably made it the most awkward wedding in the history (not that DBK or PIF noticed) but thankfully no one got killed.
(And even though both Nezha and Erlang would rather die than admit it; they actually had pretty good time.)
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angstandhappiness · 1 year ago
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LMAO, YES
Since S4 hinted that Nezha, Erlang Shen and Princess Iron Fan used to be some kind of elite warrior trio... Do you think Nezha and Erlang were invited to DBK and PIF's wedding?
No... not invited. Tricked.
I'm willing to bet my head that when PIF ran away to be with DBK, no one in Celestial Realm realised what had happened. After all, the mere idea of a Celestial Warrior falling in love with an enemy is just way too absurd to even consider. They probably assumed that she had lost a battle and DBK had captured her. As a trophy, so to speak.
And who would the Heavens send to rescue one of their greatest warriors? Naturally, the two other warriors who are equally as skilled!
So Nezha and Erlang are sent to rescue their sister-in-arms. But instead of a battle, they find very annoyed looking PIF waiting for them at the gates of the DBK's lair.
"What took you two so long?"
"Of course, you managed to rescue yourself... Well, let’s draw a teleportation circle and go ho-."
"The only thing you two will be doing is getting in and change. We are already late."
"... Late from what?"
"My wedding. We have already been postponing it over a day because you two were taking your sweet time. Do you have any idea how embarrassing it would be to get married without any of the bride’s family present?”
"Wait… You are getting married?! With whom? The Demon Bull King?"
"Naturally. Now chop-chop. My beloved is getting impatient."
Their presense probably made it the most awkward wedding in the history (not that DBK or PIF noticed) but thankfully no one got killed.
(And even though both Nezha and Erlang would rather die than admit it; they actually had pretty good time.)
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