#sometimes i just wanna read abt hisoillu being menaces with no further plot points

[mayxo-hxh]

Todays thoughts. People need to stop sleeping on the fact that illumi is mean girl coded. He's a polite little fella but he also has a huge blunt mean girl side to him the way he was calling hunters that were chasing him losers and then dead hunters "idiots" for the crime of holding a physical map. Like I need more of illumi shit talking npcs so bad. I also think Hisoka is the perfect person to enable that side of him to come out more akshually!! In a highschool/college au, hisoillu would either keep to themselves or be the biggest bullies to exist in school history. no inbetweens.

I need fics of Illumi just shit talking everyone around him with husband. thats it. thats the plot. just pure hisoillu gossip together where they shit talk every breathing person. Weak nen? Shit talked. Bad fashion? Shit talked. How dare you wear crop tops and make them look so ugly like that. How dare you be born weak. They could NEVER!!