#something something reciprocation is important in relationships (Jack half killing Vlad and Vlad trying to kill him back)
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“Jack is happily married and would never date someone as horrible as Vlad”
This man would jump Vlad’s bones the second Maddie gave even a hint of approval
"Jack/Vlad is unrealistic because Vlad was traumatized by Jack and hates him for it, and Jack is happily married and would never date someone as horrible as Vlad"
Actually, Jack/Vlad is unrealistic because Jack seems like the type of guy who hates cats, and Vlad is the cat mom who posts "If your husband hates your cat you should kill him" type memes on facebook daily
#the trauma is the fun part of the ship#something something good ships always have at least one murder attempt#something something reciprocation is important in relationships (Jack half killing Vlad and Vlad trying to kill him back)
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