#something but nooo i gotta bother the cute 20 something Haha! doesnt matter that my wife and kid are here haha they dont mind (; | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

bunnyb34r · 1 year ago

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I need to go out and water but have finally hit the "I'm so over this" phase of gardening bc I didnt water for 3? Days straight which is enough to break the habit and make me lose interest

But everything is growing finally and I want cucumbers damn it

But I also dont wanna go out bc its sunday and "Ben" the creepy neighbor waits to mow his lawn until he sees that I'm out (I've tried waiting until evening and HE will wait until evening 😒 freak) so it's like do I just go get it over with so I can shower faster? Or....

#marquilla #thats not his name i just couldnt think of a nickname when i made the first post ab him ahdhddh he's probably gonna be #CreepNeighbor from now on bc i like doing dumb nicknames for people when i talk ab them #anyway id put headphones on but i can't bc i need to be able to hear if people are coming on the sidewalk so i can move my hose out #of their way bc i can't always see them til theyre RIGHT THERE but i feel like headphones wouldn't stop this freak #i already have a podcast going on my phone when im out and he can see me take it out and pause it when he talks so he KNOWS im listening to #something but nooo i gotta bother the cute 20 something Haha! doesnt matter that my wife and kid are here haha they dont mind (;#like dude i am so far from interested and even if i WAS i aint a homewrecker nor a sidechick so buh bye

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