#something along the lines of ’since anons so non f2p would you mind sliding me a welkin’

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AHHHHHH UR WANDERER PULLING FIC MADE MY HEART ACHE SO GOOD </3 POOR BB IS SO CONFLICTED I JUST WANT TO HOLD HIM!!!!!

and re: your tags, on the contrary, i think reader pulling for scara while calling him a bitch and a rat fuck the entire time would make for a great fic gjkdhkhl ALSO VERY ME. as an extremely non-f2p my characters come home whether they want to or not >:( but this little asshole made me spend $200 because of course i lost my 50/50 (NOT EVEN TO TIGHNARI I WAS ON MY KNEES BEGGING FOR HIM AND I GOT C1 KEQING INSTEAD WHY!!!!) so ofc the first thing i said to him when he showed up on his splash screen was "I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY YOU PIECE OF SHIT"

hopefully he doesn't take it too personally <3 he's so cute ugh i keep cooing at his idles and voice lines and i love how much fun he sounds like he's having when he attacks...

now i have a dilemma bc 3/4 of my favorite characters are anemo but i love seeing pretty colors and colorful numbers on screen when i'm in combat so i want elemental reactions too. rip.

are you me??? just from an alternate dimension where you (i? we?) have bank???

every time i sprint and his “quit following me” voiceline triggers i stop to swap to another character and yet here i am, farming the cursed aeonblight drake for him(even though my collei has been begging me to build her for like 5 weeks but shhh). i will make fun of him for his idles and then immediately fret over the fact that i have zero artifacts for him. duality of man and all that.

also as a tighnari haver: i may not have built him right but he is damn good at his job. he and my kuki make for a lovely team <3 his skill doesn’t really need to be leveled (it only increases damage) and isn’t the highest priority in his kit. in theory you could solely run him for his wreath arrows using his normal attacks, though i ran him as burst support for like 3 weeks and was happy. main stat is em im pretty sure so that sucks a bit, esp considering how rude the gilded domain has been recently... also his passive is INCREDIBLY useful so if nothing else he helps you get scarabs / henna berries / rukkhashava mushrooms faster. can confirm since i needed the last one for scara