#something about how it’s open on the sides just ahdjHGGGGGGRRRRRR
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the Man™️ of all time if I’m being honest
#this is how you get me to watch violent ancient epic movies#you put russell crowe in a piece of sackcloth that shows off every one of his muscles and i can’t tear my eyes away#even when he decapitates the guy in the other scene i’m like 😍🥰🤩😊🥹😍#this academy award winning scrap of coarse fabric has appeared in every one of my fantasies for years#something about how it’s open on the sides just ahdjHGGGGGGRRRRRR#turns me into a ferocious tiger of a woman#GET IN MY BED SIR#and let me kiss every inch of your skin#obsessed with how stocky and sturdy and robust he is#a literal feast for the eyes AND the soul#like as if it’s not enough that he’s kind and compassionate and smart and brave and loyal and honorable#he’s also the sexiest man ever to don a tunic and boots??#*insert feral madwoman noises*#it’s just. the grit of this for me#how he’s at his lowest point here and down in the arena sand fighting for his life after he didn’t even want to live anymore#and how he’s showcasing all his strength and survival skills and sheer power#gets me. so hot so fast#use that strength on me maximus#go full on intense raging warrior on me#*quick shot of maximus twirling a sword and setting his jaw to focus on a kill*#*quick cut to me ripping off my clothes like a cartoon werewolf*#i just. have nothing appropriate to say#also hi maximus’ calves#would you like to meet my calves in a horizontal position#anyway sorry everyone my insanity doesn’t even make sense anymore#my brain is wallpapered with photos like this and i’m so happy about it#gladiator#maximus decimus meridius#gladiator 2000#russell crowe
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