#something about his hair fucks me up everyime

[crows-of-buckets]

I wanna do a better/more finished piece but like. Them as a couple... I think they would be cute. Monster hunting, dragon slaying, basically the same thing

[aaronmascoll]

Chapter 92 - Colt

It was weird, Colt shook hands with trent and Kyle as if the last time they had seen each other was yesterday. But everything wasn't the same, they spoke this time. As long as Colt has known Trent and Kyle, the two of of them never spoke a word. "Dude, it's been a long ass time!" Trent said loudly.

Colt acted as if Trent speaking was normal. "I know," Colt said, shaking Trent's hand. "What are you fucks doing in my house?"

"Came to party, bro!" Kyle said.

"How the hell are you two still alive?" Colt asked, punching Kyle in the chest.

"I became a God," Kyle said, smiling proudly.

"You became a God?" Colt asked, filled with amazement. "How'd you do that?"

"Well there are two types of gods. There are gods of power, and gods of feats. Gods of power are the strongest assholes around, and gods of feats are people who have done something recognizable of being called 'godly.' And I, am a God of feat."

"What did you do that's worthy of becoming a God?"

"I-," Kyle started before he was interrupted.

"He wrote a book!" Trent said.

"A book?" Colt asked, shocked. "What kind of book?"

"'The Life and Death of Shawn Martin,'" Trent said, slapping Kyle on the back. "Everyone in the realm of gods loved it. So, they made him a God."

"And what about you?"

"I married a God," Trent said, matter-of-factly. "Dora, you met her."

"The one with the teeth?"

"Yeah!" Trent said, nodding his head. "She's actually the original vampire, Pandora, as in 'Pandora's Box.' Her younger sister is married to your father, and that makes me your uncle."

Trent shoved his way passed Colt. "So, show me some respect."

Colt walked with Trent and Kyle into the dining hall. Chuck was standing by while his brothers moved a table. "Yo, Colt, where's the help at?" Chuck said.

"My bad!" Colt said to him.

Colt summoned a twenty orcs and they started moving tables. Maria watched them and threatened to skin all of them if any of the tables were damaged. Colt didn't remember when people started showing up. Everyime he turned his head there were more people in his house helping set up or dancing to music Colt didn't know was playing. "How?" Colt said to himself.

When the party actually started, Colt found himself sitting in the very back on a long purple sofa. The party raged on in front of him and he had no desire to join. Chuck and his brothers were on a stage playing music while hundreds of gods and goddesses danced in front of them. The music was deafening, and made the floor rattling beneath Colt's feet. Colt had been to parties like this before and welcomed it's small sense of normalcy.

Colt examined the gods and goddesses dancing, and noticed there were all sorts of people at this party. One person had a spotlight that followed them everywhere. Another, had miniature suns for eyes. A women had tiny fireworks going off around her head. Colt even thought he saw the Hindu God, Shiva.

Colt, from the safety of his sofa, watched as everyone danced. There were other sofas next to his. Some even had tables. The people sitting a few feet away from him were snorting lines of some kind of rainbow colored powder. Colt ignored them and watched as the party went on while wishing Angel was sitting next to him. Colt's view was suddenly blocked by a orange sparkling dress. Colt looked up at the owner of the dress and found that it was Alice. "Wow!" Colt shouted, feigning excitement. "You look like an actual woman!"

"And you still look like a bum!" Alice shouted to be heard over the music.

The dress Alice wore was very tight, very orange, and had drawstrings up the sides. Her hair was pulled back into a stylish ponytail. Multiple gold bangles decorated her left wrist. She was still barefoot, but wore six golden toe rings. "Listen," She said, loud enough to heard. "If my mother shows up, I'm not here!"

Colt laughed. "Would she really show up?!"

"Dad's throwing a party! I'm surprised she's not here already!"

Alice disappeared into the crowd, and Colt sat there listening to the music. Chuck and his brothers played everything, electronic music, then funk, and then jazz. Somewhere a long the way Colt fell asleep. When he woke up, someone was sitting on his lap. It was a small girl with ruby red eyes, silvery blonde hair, and wearing a dress identical to the one Alice had on. From her adolescent features, she couldn't have more than thirteen years old. Colt was going to ask her to get off him, but then she smiled revealing her spiked teeth and four large fangs. "You must be Alice's mother," Colt said.

She was so close Colt didn't need to yell to he heard. The small girl grabbed Colt by the chin and forcibly turned his head to the side. "She marked you," Al's mother said.

"What?"

"When Alice is going through one of her manic phases, she'll feed until that person is dead, and then eat their heart. But she held back. You must mean a lot to her."

"What does marking me mean?"

"You used her real name. She only let's her father and I call her that."

"So, she hates me less?"

"Yes," Al's mother said, laughing. "But, that's putting it lightly."

Alice's mother started to say something else, but stopped. She spun around and faced the crowd in front of her. To Colt's surprise, Leila came shoving her way out of the crowd. She had golden tattoos, purple eyes, and was dressed like she just came from somewhere special. "Colt!" Leila yelled. "I need to find your sister!"

"Why?" Alice's mother said, before Colt could answer.

As seeing her for the first time, Leila looked confused. "I need her to change a friend of into a vampire! It's the only way to save her life!"

Alice's mother stood up. "Take me to her," she said.

"And, Colt," Alice's mother said, looking back at him. "Go, and find your sister. Tell her Lilith, her mother, was looking for her."