#someone unshackle me from the chains of college aus and cracky domestics

[sambambucky]

omg i didn't see that fic tag until now BUT we're all clowns down here, 5 + 1 insufferable, and jesus dude?? if you're still answering these :)

Thank you for the ask!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 💖 Of course I'm still answering them! It's the only way any of my writing ever sees the light of day!

Oh boy, these are perfect examples of how cracky my stuff is...

we're all clowns down here (needs a different title tbh) -- on my weedman bucky fic, someone commented 'rhodeytony sambucky double date', who knew writing for four characters was so challenging! it is currently exists as like 3 scenes that i like but can't quite make flow together.

“So,” Bucky says when the song ends. “It’s been a minute, huh? When did you two finally get together?" "We're not," Rhodey says at the exact same time Tony declares, “He’s always been my Rhodey." Tony looks away from the road and over to Rhodey. They share a smile that's equal parts adorable and disgusting. Sam’s pretty sure the car doesn’t drive itself, and for a terrifying moment Sam imagines himself getting into a collision because the two of them never pass up an opportunity to gaze into each other's eyes.

5+1 insufferable is, uh, just Sam and Bucky just being the worst. 5 outsider POVs of them being enemies to lovers, i guess. It's so incoherent that I really don't have any quotes to share.

1 - they fight so loud and aggressive at a party that they break a passerby's nose, or knock over something expensive and steve really just wishes they'd get along 2 -clint's tasked with checking on them after they storm off during a different get together. expecting to break up a fight, he, of course, walks in on them hooking up. 3- carol's on planet visiting, and at a game night sambucky are ruining the fun. dominating some word game by reading each others minds and talking in their own little language 4- Bucky drags Nat around target for an apology gift after they get into a fight 5- rhodey is forced to watch sam take bucky's gum 'for safe keeping' +1- a dual proposal, of course

jesus dude ...uhhh... not sure how this one got it's own doc.... started as a college au. 5 times sam catches bucky doing something embarrassing, and 1 time they get caught together... but then it turned into sam&bucky taking care of a wasted steve? because of this gif?

“You’re what?” Bucky asks, leaning forward in a poor attempt to hear him better. “I said I’m sorry,” Steve declares, “You’re always taking care of me. Even when I don’t deserve it.” “Hey, what’re brothers for, huh?” “Buck,” Steve sighs, his forehead tipping dangerously close to the toilet water. “I meant Sam.” Sam snorts, and presses their shoulders together a little. It’s nothing - a short press of warm skin and muscle, but Bucky’s whole body lights up. It should probably be harder to soothe his bruised ego.

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