#someone help Ciri she's the one doing all the work to get theses idiots together

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Geraskefer AU idea: White Christmas!

I was inspired by the scene in White Christmas where Wallace and Davis are getting dressed and Davis is talking about trying to hook Wallace up with a girl, Wallace complaining all the while how he doesn’t need it and it all coming across very gay in an, “I’m married to you my work,” kind of way.

Ciri’s studying theater outside of Geralt and Jaskier’s act, trying to work her way up on her own and partners with Yennefer in a duo act. That’s how Geralt and Jaskier meet Yen in the “Sisters” number. Jaskier and Ciri are conspiring to get Geralt and Yen together, and Geralt’s sitting there pining for Jaskier but getting along well with this new, lovely woman. Enter the musical number with either Jaskier and Yen dancing to “The Best Things Happen While You’re Dancing” and they hit it off while he’s trying to talk Geralt up to her, or cute number with Jaskier and Ciri dancing like father and daughter (cuz you know she sees him as another father, she knows.)

Geralt and Yen bond in Vermont while Jaskier and Ciri continue conspiring, but now Julian Alfred ‘Bi Panic’ Pankratz is starting to feel conflicted. He set Geralt up with Yen so he might stop pining over his show biz partner, but he’s also sad to see them getting along so well because he’s caught feelings for both of them. Enter the ‘Mandy’ dance number. Ciri singing about there being a minister handy as she dances arm in arm with her two dads, pulls out two rings and slips them into their hands (she has a cute dance with her new crush Dara). Then we go to the evening scene where Yen gets up and has a snack with Geralt. Both of them panicking because either thinks the other is already with Jaskier. A lot of dumbassery all around.

Anyway, had to pause the movie here to make this post because I’m dying.