#someone get my girl Gauri some therapy

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Gauri in the first chapters of Star Touched Queen: This life is amazing when you greet it with open arms!

Gauri in Crown of WIshes: RUTHLESSNESS IS MERCY UPON OURSELVES

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ishqbaaz 22.01.18 lb

ugh let’s get this shitshow on the road. at this point, entertainment kam, homework waali feeling zyaada aati hai.

shivaay, bruh you srsly need to get over your fucking parivaaar already. like focus on omru, and that’s it. the rest of them can choke. they don’t deserve this kinda commitment from you. just ignore them enough and they’ll fucking go away. like prinku. 🙃🙃🙃

ok don’t even get me started on the “hum dono ek saath hai” nonsense. meeting you was the worst thing that could have ever happened to this girl. if only i could “kuch samay pehle” all back to june 2016, and prevented you two from ever crossing paths. 😑😑😑

OMFG SVETLANA HI I MISSED YOUR BEAUTIFUL FACE WHAT A GORJUSS COME HERE 😍😍😍

shariffudddinnn!!!! looks confused and perplexed. as per usual. bro you’ve made a career of NOT GETTING WHAT YOU WANT, whether it be in the mughal era, or in present-day “chennai”. by now you should be used to it.

“tu karne kya waali hai?”

tu.... meaning veer is bade bhaiyya? hmm... 

lololol also loving their sibling-ly fist bump. i guess veer is svetlana’s sibling of choice. tia who?

these two take their dushmani so seriously that they have a special framed photu of the ppl they hate to glare at. nafrat ho toh aisi! 😚😚😚

ugh not here for dadi’s nonsense. fwding!

UGH ANIKA KA YEH BEDSHEET WAALA OUTFIT. BURN IT ON THE LOHRI BONFIRE PLZ. 🤢🤢🤢

where’s om? i don’t wanna stare at these two chilgozas.

ugh ok this scene is getting on my nerves, fucking FWD!!!

....  no srsly what’s the deal with them stressing heavily on bhavya’s lack of family these days.... i feel like it’s foreshadowing that she’s the third nafratbaaz sister and is kinda dropping hints that the oberois fucked her over, family-wise. 🤔🤔🤔

coz my heart eternally hopes that sumo is eventually gonna come back to save rudra’s ass and ruMya is end game.

BTW WHERE THE F IS SUMO????? SHE WAS LIKE “GONNA SEE A FRIEND, BRB” AND HASN’T BEEN SEEN FOR OVER A WEEK. SOMEONE FUCKING LOOK INTO IT???? 😣😣😣😣😫😫😫😫

oh. police. 😬😬😬

waah, goa police is as nikkami as mumbai police. good to know standards are maintained all over the country in these matters. 😌😌😌

meanwhile the murder sibs are staring down at... komal?? is that her name??? a veryyyy dead komal.

who btw, has zero nishaan of a person who DROWNED to death. or indeed any of the signs of being dead. her corpse has better skin than my bloody zinda body fml. 😓😓😓

lmao veer is typical domineering bade bhaiyya who’s like just shut up and work. and svetlana is typical bratty younger sister who is rolling her eyes in bg. i think these two might be my new brotp for the show. 😆😆😆😆

this police officer looks like discount sukhwinder singh no?

ok anika’s mental health is at the fucking brink and it is breaking my fuckingggggg heart. this girl needs extensive therapy. like... MASSIVE amounts of it. 😣😣😣

shivaay is suuper excited to introduce dadi to his crush. i haven’t seen him this enthu about ANY relationship in his life ever, till date.

dude no really i need some vital stats on nikitin dheer, coz he looks THE MOUNTAIN (from GOT) type massive. is he that gigantic, or is nakuul just that miniscule????? I NEED ANSWERS. GIVE ME DIMENSIONS FOR BOTH MEN, DOWN TO THE LAST CM. 😫😫😫

pfffffffft rudra thinking that bhavya’s talking about him. lord just give me 1% of his confidence.

gauri be like idk man i don’t see it. my hubs is more normal proportioned and hotter.

pft gauri, she’s getting married, not entering the convent. she’s still allowed to appreciate beauty where she sees it. taj mahal apne desh mein hai toh kya hum eiffel tower ko khoobsurat na bulaayein?

“woh samosa thodi hai jo HOT HOT keh rahi ho.”

lmaooooo gauri. 😂😂😂

also i am 86% certain that given the choice between a shirtless om and a samosa, she’d pick the latter. 😋😋😋

bhavyaaaaa is meeeeeeee. #1 creeper when it comes to beautiful ppl (irrespective of gender and/or mauke ki nazaakat. hot hai matlab hot hai. 😚😚😚)

rudra you’re not really kaabil-e-tareef. esp. compared to dr. veer here.

LMAO I AM REALLY LOVING BHAVYA’S APPRECIATIVE FACES 😆😆😆

hahaha awwww the bhaabis and their hausla-afzaai of rudra. so cute.

lmao bhavya reallllllllllllllly getting carried away with the thirstttttt. never has her character been more relatable to me. ever 🤤🤤🤤🤤

khee khee khee anika and gauri’s smirks and giggles.

snort. bhavya really rubbing it in. i love it. it’s the least she can do after all the crap rudra put her through.

aaaand rudra is being an idiot again.

rudra just got bumped up to the top of shariffuddin!!!!!’s murder list.

wow for once, shivaay is holding one of his brothers accountable for bad behaviour. sun rose in the west, pigs flying, etc.

BUT BUT BUT BHAABI-MOM TO THE RESCUE!!!! 😧😧😧

lmao “main bhaabi ka bhai hoon.” *tiniest tentative step in her direction*

lol i can’t get over how mad shivaay is rn. anika should def. feel a little threatened by this crush of his.

lololol anika frustratedly blaming her freudian slip on rudra. 😆😆😆

snort ruvya finally decide to go check out handsome hunk TOGETHER. now that’s a relationship goal. someone to check out hot ppl with together. find yourself a freak like that. 🙃🙃🙃

“haryana ka sher” lololololol bande ka confidence toh dekho. i like it.

i really like bhavya’s skirt.

snort, bhavya be like BITCH YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH OF A PERV I AM, CONSIDER THIS YOUR OFFICIAL NOTICE. 😎😎😎😎

my god rudra is the most persistent and annoying little brat.

waaah, shivaay has dhol playing skillz also. matlab, is there no end to his talents? what next, does he also do crochet?

ugh karwachauth waale kapde repeat kar diye. what a gareeb production house this is. 🙄🙄🙄

who are all these rando guests???? like, shivaay and anika literally know nobody here other than veeer and fam????

OMFG KHANNA AND CHUBBY ARE HERE TOOOOO HIIII YOU GUYS OMG I MISSED YOUUUUU 😭😭😭😭😭

snortttttttt, dadi calling her bahuein “patola”, and gauri’s reaction:

ALSO OMG MY GIRLSSSSSSSS. TOGETHERRRRRRR. LOOKING SO GOOD AND SYNCHRONIZED AND OH MY HEARTTTT *clutches chest* 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

WHEN WILL I GET THE DAMN ANIRI TRACK LORDDDDDDDDD. 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 I JUST NEED TO WATCH THAT AND I CAN GET MY CLOSURE AND QUIT THIS FUCKING SHOWWWWW

god shivika, get a damn room. lookin at each other with such gandiiiiiiii nazrein out here, pffffft. 😏😏😏😏😏

lolllllllll anika trying to bring gauri into this whole thing but apni chirraiyya be like PLZ DON’T INVOLVE ME IN YOUR WEIRD KINKS. 😆😆😆

yupppp. moving outta that fucking hellhole has def. worked wonders for these two and their boinking. 12/10, recommend. (ARE YOU LISTENING RIKARA????? GET YO OWN DAMN PLACE AND GO TO TOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 📢📢📢📢📢📢)

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ishqbaaz lbs: 4th + 5th may

suchhhh bad acting by the qaidis. lord, why can’t this show get better extras? 😐😐😐

pft. shivaay singh oberoi just DANCED around drunk on magic berries with a bigger gun than that. try harder, qaidis. 🙄🙄🙄

lmao, shuru ho gayi apni madam. 😋😋😋

HAHAHAHA AMAR PREM 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

“naam sunte hai pata chala tha tum filmy aur awaara kism ke ladke ho, but no! tum toh nikkame aur nithalle bhi ho.” 😂😂😂

lol shivaay’s reaction to her ENERGY. 😂😂😂

OMG JUST WHEN I THINK I CAN’T LOVE ANIKA MORE, SHE QUOTES ANDAZ APNA APNA. FUCK ME SIDEWAYS, I WOULD DIE FOR THIS GIRL. I WOULD. MOVE OVER SHIVAAY. NO ONE CAN LOVE HER MORE THAN ME. 😭😭😭

this is exaaaaaaaaactly how i react when ppl tell me they haven’t seen andaz apna apna. 😧😧😧

jesus i feel like gul & co. are stalking me. *looks around suspiciously*

these qaidis need to get a grip with the bad acting. 😕😕😕

shivaay is so undeserving of my queen. can she leave his unappreciative ass and marry me? ours shall be a happy, andaz apna apna quote filled union. 👭🏽👭🏽👭🏽

why are the qaidis holding hands? are they lovers, ‘i love you philip morris’ style? 🤔🤔🤔

also i swear i’ve seen the moochi waala qaidi somewhere before. 😐😐😐

lmaooooooooo shivaay’s faceeee when she keeps talking. 😂😂😂

lol, the moochi waala qaidi is thissss close to losing it. i guess you need to be exposed to anika for a really long time to build up resistence the way shivaay has. 😋😋😋

whattttt kinda stupidass police doesn’t know what the faraar qaidi look like? 😒😒😒

i really think the qaidi are lovers. look how affectionately that one is sehlaofying the other one’s knee. 😙😙😙

who died and made anika the leading expert on tyres? 🙄🙄🙄

lol, sach mein aaj bohut bakbak kar rahi hai. i think she MIGHT still be high on berry juice. 😂😂😂

lo. aur police. 😐😐😐

finally. someone knows what INDIA’S LEADING BUSINESSMAN looks like. 😒😒😒

BIWI BIWI BIWI BIWI. man is unstoppable. i think he’s just glad someone’s married to his annoying ass.  😂😂😂

aaaaaaaaand moochi waala qaidi’s lost his temper finally. 😝😝😝

OUFF, SHIVAAY. YOU’RE THE BIGGEST IDIOT. I THINK THIS IS PROOF HE’S A BONAFIDE OBEROI, COZ SUCH DUMBASSERY IS 100% OBEROI GENES. 😑😑😑 

lol anika talking about her hair routine featuring mehendi reminds me of the scene where she offers omkaara shikakai and reetha waala shampoo as thanks for clearing her name of the chip waala accusation. 😂😂😂

why the fuck hasn’t shivaay noticed that the policeman is out cold???? 😒😒😒

CODEWORD BHI NAHI SMAJHTA, BEWAKOOF!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😤😤😤

“lagta hai bhabiji ko antakshari khelni hai.” lmao 😂😂😂

haha shivaay’s fake laugh. 😂😂😂

oh god, please don’t make HIM sing. 🙉🙉🙉

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG SHIVAAY’S GETTING MAD THAT ANIKA’S SINGING DURING HIS TURN. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

shivaay singh oberoi, antakshari enthusiast. who knew. 😇😇😇

… i’m so surprised shivaay even knows how to play antakshari. it’s such a LS game as far as he’s concerned. 🤔🤔🤔

LMAO LOOK AT HIM ENJOYING ‘GOLI MAAR BHEJEEEE MEIN’ AS IF IT’S SOME CLASSICAL RAAG 😂😂😂😂

oh godddddddddddddd now he’s even singing along to oye oye. this fucking idiot. 😂😂😂

FUCKINGGGGGG FINALLLLLLLLLYYYYYYY! 

LOL WHY IS HE STILLL SINGINGGGG ALONNNNNGGG???? 😂😂😂

could youuuuu people run a little FURTHER, and not just stop at the first thing you found???????? idiots. 😒😒

“tum theek ho?” awwww 😭😭😭😭

lmaooo “haan par US WAQT ka code word tha na!” pffffffft. typical husband wala excuse. 🙄🙄🙄

“TOH ACHCHI QUALITY KA BRAIN KHAREEDNA CHAHIYE THA NA!!!!!” HAHAHAHAHAHAHA 😂😂😂😂😂

he doesn’t know what oootpataang means??? it’s a normal word though?? 😐😐😐

I TOLD YOU FUCKERS TO RUN FURTHERRRRRRRRRRR 😩😩😩

qaidis are taking full opportunity to fucking ACT the fuck out of the 3 minutes given to them. 😒😒😒

shivaay, you know she’s not gonna leave your stupid ass, as much as you deserve it. it’s her one fatal flaw. 😑😑😑

pffffffft, so only you can talk crap about how much she talks eh? 🙄🙄🙄

lmaooooooo anika and her thermocol ka stone. 😂😂😂

qaidi 2 ki actingggggggg. amazing. 

headcanon: patidev was finding anika all types of sexy and advancing to kiss the crap outta her when that stupid qaidi interrupted. 😠😠😠

is this the time to pick a fight, shivaay? kissss her! 😚😚😚

i feel like my liveblogs these days should just be a bullet point after bullet point screaming “kiss her!!!!!!!!!!!” and nothing more. 😐😐😐

please, is that why you stood in front of a gun, ready to take a bullet with her name on it FOR THE SECOND FUCKING TIME???? 🙄🙄🙄

this is an equal opportunity bullet-taking relationship, asshole. you better accept that and get used to it, mister. 😑😑😑

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO THEM SCREAMING SHUT UP AT THE QAIDI. AND HIM ACTUALLY PUTTING HIS FINGER ON HIS LIPS. 😂😂😂😂

she’s right. it is yourrrrr fault, shivaay. your nosy NKK enquiring ass is to fault! 😒😒😒

“haddi-tod bhi” LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO 😂😂😂

I SWEAR TO GOD IF THIS KANJI EYED MOTHERFUCKER GETS HIMSELF SHOT AGAIN, IMMA RESURRECT HIS DEAD ASS AND KILL HIM ALL OVER AGAIN MYSELF. AND IT’LL BE PAINFUL AND FUCKING SLOW. FUCKING HELL. 😡😡😡

5th may

lmaoooooo wait, they’re really named AMAR PREM? hahahahahaha 😂😂😂

shivaay’s sideeye at the qaidis while watching them argue. 😂😂😂

“mere koooo kyunnn maaara????” - said in the same voice and tone as “tere ko kisneee maaara????????” from gunda 😂😂😂

anika’s turn to stand in front now. #feminism 💁🏽💁🏽💁🏽

oh mooch wale qaidi. that was a mistake. you made SSO angry. you won’t like him when he’s angry. 😬😬😬

“BIIIIIIIIIIWIIIIII HAI MERIIIIIIIIIII! DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY GIRLS RAN OUT ON MY ASS ON MY WEDDING DAY???? YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT WAS TO GET HER TO MARRY ME? AND TO KEEP HER MARRIED TO ME ON A DAILY BASIS? IT’S FUCKING HARD. DON’T YOU FUCKING BE SHOOTING AT THE ONLY WOMAN ON GOD’S GREEN EARTH WHO CAN TOLERATE ME!!!!!!!!”

lol nakuul having to stand on his tippy toes to match the qaidi’s height. 😂😂😂

why’s he pointing the gun towards himself tho? such a fucking idiot. 😒😒😒

pfffffffffft, i already know the qaidi’s the one who’s getting shot. awaaiiiii ka drama. 🙄🙄🙄

looks like policeman finallly fucking woke up from his mini coma. 😐😐😐

also, god, so overdramatic, mooch waale qaidi. bas haath pe hi toh laga hai. that’s like a rudra level graaaaaaze. ask these two how a gunshot to the fucking chest feels. 😒😒😒

yaaaaaaaaaaas, you hug the crap outta your husband girl. 😊😊😊

and since he’s not taking the initiative, maybe YOU kiss him. it’s 2017, girls can do that now. 🙆🏽🙆🏽🙆🏽

coz she loves your dumb ass, you dumbass. 😒😒😒

ouff. you two. less fighting. more makeout-ing. 🙄🙄🙄

oh ho, ghoom phir ke back to NKK. 😑😑😑

btw, is this all happening in front of the chor-police? like… you two should maybe take this behind that wall. 😕😕😕

aw. he’s trying. 😭😭😭

i know he is, but… come on man, you’re a grownass adult. you gotta learn how to control your impulses. you can’t just do whatever the fuck you “want”. i WANT to quit my job and just stay in bed, braless all day. i WANT to never eat another healthy meal again and just subsist on potato chips and popcorn for the rest of my life. can i do that? NO. COZ THAT’S WHAT BEING A GODDAMN ADULT IS ABOUT. YOU CONTROL YOUR IMPULSES AND DO THE RIGHT THING. 😒😒😒

aaaah, finally she said it. 😭😭😭

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS. 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

also, crying. my boy’s grown up. he’s SO grown up. waaaaaah. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

amazing what some rottenass alcoholic berries and having a gun pointed in your face can do! they’ve given this man the self awareness he’s been lacking for 33 fucking years. 😐😐😐

ok, did he stay up all night reading some relationship therapy book or what? he’s talking classic counselling language. 🤔🤔🤔

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh, they love each other sooooo muchhhhhhhhhh. and iiiiiiiii love them soooooooo muchhhhhhhhhhh. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

COULD YOU FUCKERS AT LEAST FUCKING KISS NOW?!!? 😩😩😩

GODDAMNIT POLICE OFFICER!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY WERE GONNA KISS! THEY ALREADY HAVE A BROTHER WHO DOES GHATIYA INOPPORTUNATELY TIMED SHAYARI BACK HOME. NO ONE WANTS TO LISTEN TO YOUR STUPIDASS FUCKING SHER. 😡😡😡

also, where did the second policeman come from?? 

GO HOME AND SEXXXXXXXX NOW!!!!!!!!!!! 👉🏽👌🏽👉🏽👌🏽👉🏽👌🏽

walk, you spoilt braaaatttt! 🙄🙄🙄

CHAMPA!!!!!!!!! 😇😇😇

lmaooooo anika’s wonderstruck look at her ownnnn hands. such fucking cute. i love her so much. 💖💖💖💖💖💖

lmaoooooo “zindagi bharrrr yeh sunna hoga” suchhhhh a typical husband. 😂😂😂

lol tumhare paas jet THAAA. it crashed, remember? 😋😋😋

LMAO SHE’S SOOOOO ME. SUCHHHH A PATRONIZING SMUGASS BITCHHHHHH. 😂😂😂

awwww look how nervous he is. 😊😊😊

HELLO CHAMPU! 😂😂😂 

she just SHOVED him offffff lmaooooo 😂😂😂😂

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HE’S COVERING HIS FACE!!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂

“dono” haha awwwwwwwwww 😙😙😙

“is baare mein kisi ko bataana mat.” 

omgggggggg this adorable fuckerrrrr. 💘💘💘💘

“pair theek se aa rahe hai?“ 

kyun nahi aayenge? utniiiii height toh hai nahi iski. 😋😋😋

lollllllllllllllllllll he doesn’t know what to do with his handsssssssss. 😂😂😂

why the random flashbacks to the #shitia party? 🤔🤔🤔

ouffffff, back to this hellhole. can’t my babies just stayyyyy in the foresttttttttt? 😫😫😫

lmaoooooooo look at him saunter in coooooolllly in the bg. 😆😆😆

UGH. CALM DOWN MUMMEH. HE’S BACK NOW. 🙄🙄🙄

and fuck your passive aggressiveness. 😑😑😑

shivaay’s silent but slightly annoyed “I’M A GROWNASS ADULT” face is my permanant face at my mom. 😐😐😐

mummeh doesn’t appreciate being dismissed like that. 😬😬😬

nor does she appreciate him being a GOOD FUCKING HUSBAND. THERE IS NOTHING I FUCKING HATE MORE THAN THIS DESI CONCEPT OF “JORU KA GHULAM”. IT’S CALLED BEING A CONSIDERATE, LOVING HUSBAND. MAJAAAAAL HAI KI THE PATRIARCHY LET A MAN BE DEMONSTRABLY AFFECTIONATE AND CARING TOWARDS HIS GODDAMN WIFE. 👿👿👿👿

i’ve said it once, i’ll say it again: fuck you very much pinky. please die, thanks. 👹👹👹☠☠☠

god what nonsense. looks like gauri’s bullshit #pativrataness is spreading via air to anika. ugh. LET HIM TOUCH YOUR GODDAMN FEET IF THAT’S WHAT HE WANTS. 😒😒

goddddddd pinkyyyyyyyyyy, LEAVE THEM ALONE!!!!!!!! BHOOT KE TARAH MANDARAAA RAHI HAI HAMESHA. 😑😑😑

and he said he doesn’t wanna do the damn pooja. DROP IT, MUMMEH! 😠😠😠

yeah, whatever. good luck trying. now leave. 🙄🙄🙄

“khud ko change karne ki koshish kar raha hoon. mere liye tumhara naam khoon khaandaan TUMSE IMPORTANT NAHI HAI.“ 

excuse me. it’s raining on my face. 😭😭😭

… ”HUMAAAAAAARE LIYE”. SAY IT! SAY IT! 🙃🙃🙃

HAAAAAAAA, HE SAID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂

“ek dusre ke liye goli khaa sakte hai… toh mom ki gaali khaa hi sakte hai.“ 

lol idk about you shivaay, but i’d rather khaaofy goli rather than mom ki gaali, coz desi moms and their daant is waaaay more emotionally traumatic. 😫😫😫

also, waaaaaaaaaaaaah, i loveeeee himmmmmmmmmm. 😭😭😭

OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT MAHI VE CONFIRMED TO BE SHIVAAY KA BHAI 😱😱😱

today’s lb will be put up like… waaaaaay later. :)