#someone get him a playboy magazine and a cigarette and some good linen sheets it will fix him i promise
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sukuna being ancient is also him readdy to kill everybody then himself when he sees you going out with something that by FAR does NOT cover your ankles. like full on short skims dress and he’s just flabberghasted
asdjkjlfajlksdflasdjkfas man genuinely thinks unless the clothing is three layers stacked and tied with an obi you're essentially walking around in your undergarments......... and there's no way. youre some kind of "scandalous whore," right???
and don't even bother trying to explain shit like mixed fabrics to him. he hisses seeing you come home just in shorts and flips flops... the concept of polyester would kill him AGAIN on top of all that.
this man acts like he's such hot shit meanwhile u might as well start buying him butter pecan ice cream while you're out, too
#sukuna#just bc i was texting my mom about my grandma's butter pecan obsession...#anyway i was literally just starting on a paragraph about him being confused about modern clothing LMFAOOO#specially business casual wear bc WHAT DO YOU MEAN WOMEN HAVE TO WORK????#this is not his japan !!!!!!!!!#LMFAO HE'S SO FUNNY he's such a loser honestly like sir#someone get him a playboy magazine and a cigarette and some good linen sheets it will fix him i promise#love u anon mwah#caitie things#anon
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